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I Will Be One Crazy Old Person

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    Crazy Old Man

    I want to be that crazy old man who does weird stuff to his yard and house.  I want to ride my power chair down the road through traffic.  I want to talk about the good old days and probably stretch the truth a little bit. I want to have 30 dogs and I want to get drunk and...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 2 Responses Aug 31, 2011

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    Will Be?

    LMAO!  how bout...already am?  yup, it's fun.  i do it my way.  whatever it is...just as eccentric as they come.  that's me  **wicked grin**  
    justsunni justsunni 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    Just Need Someone To Share With

    need some one that has no problem getting on the back of a bike and going for a ride in eht cool night air or going camping in the middle of the week for no reason other then we want to some one that beluives loves is a lot more then sex it is touching and being silly with each...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2 61-65, M Sep 2, 2011

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    Pretty Sure Of It

    I am aware and have noted that the older I get, the nuttier I also become. XD So I'm probably going to be a lunatic by the time I am old enough to retire, lol.
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 2, 2011

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