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I Will Bitchslap You To Bangkok

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    In A Heart Beat.

    There are really a ton of reasons I would do this. it doesnt take much to set off the demon inside me. However the number one most absofreakinglutely thing you could do to warrant this reaction?????Is eat my Cadbury eggs. They are my favorite food group and I have a disease...
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17, 2011

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    Goddesslove3 Goddesslove3 18-21, F Mar 29

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    Treatise On Bitchslapping

    I will mentally bitchslap you. I won't physically bitchslap you for a number of reasons. First, if I know you on EP, I don't know you IRL. I guess I could virtually bitchslap you. They should add "Bitchslap" to the list of gestures ... Second, bitchslapping is a serious matter. I...
    ObliviousPunk ObliviousPunk 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2011

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    Yeah

    ...and take you downdown to China townand I am impulsive and reckless enough to do it BEFORE I ask any questions. 
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned 41-45, F 8 Responses May 15, 2011

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    I live in Bangkok, Thailand LOL,

    what's this experience got to do with Bangkok anyway. Can I ask a question? Why Bangkok?
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 14

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    A Story From One Who Sierra Thinks Might Not Bitchslap

    I just read ObliviousPunk's Treatise on Bitchslapping and it gave me an out. Why do I need an out. Because I have given bitchslaps in my past and I am not at all proud. (Side note to those who think their SO is cheating on you: if you ask an innocent question which that SO could...
    CFOM CFOM 70+, M 2 Responses Apr 12, 2012

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    Bitchslapping Advice

    REMEMBER.... When someone annoys you, it takes forty two muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and BITCHSLAP that ************ I love this saying. My best friedn sent it to me?
    jenvice jenvice 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 8, 2011

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    Dam straight I will!!!!!!!!
    XXburnttoastXX XXburnttoastXX 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    I cyber smack people on a regular basis. Someone says something stupid, SMACK. One of my friends teases me, SMACK. WATCH OUT YOU GON GET IT. :::smacks:::
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    Hahaha! The title and picture of this experiments just made me laugh so I decided to join. This experience fits me but I won't b***hslap u. I'll punch u in the face.
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    I'm as nice to people as they are to me. but push my buttons and I do have a pocket full of crazy waiting!!
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    If you're not open to that, get off the internet. I will challenge you, and I will accept the challenge from anyone who feels they can school me. If you are sensitive, don't poke...
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    Any real girls will obey me?
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    My 21 Favorite Songs Mix #23: 1 Broken Arrow- Rod Stewart 2 Just One Look- Linda Ronstadt 3 Til I Hear From You- Gin Blossoms 4 Cloudy- Simon And Garfunkel 5 A Thousand Stars...
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    I will answer any question
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