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I Will Bitchslap You To Bangkok

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    Bitchslapping Advice

    REMEMBER.... When someone annoys you, it takes forty two muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and BITCHSLAP that ************ I love this saying. My best friedn sent it to me?
    jenvice jenvice 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 8, 2011

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    A Story From One Who Sierra Thinks Might Not Bitchslap

    I just read ObliviousPunk's Treatise on Bitchslapping and it gave me an out. Why do I need an out. Because I have given bitchslaps in my past and I am not at all proud. (Side note to those who think their SO is cheating on you: if you ask an innocent question which that SO could...
    CFOM CFOM 66-70, M 2 Responses Apr 12, 2012

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    Goddesslove3 Goddesslove3 18-21, F Mar 29, 2014

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    Yeah

    ...and take you downdown to China townand I am impulsive and reckless enough to do it BEFORE I ask any questions. 
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned 41-45, F 8 Responses May 15, 2011

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    In A Heart Beat.

    There are really a ton of reasons I would do this. it doesnt take much to set off the demon inside me. However the number one most absofreakinglutely thing you could do to warrant this reaction?????Is eat my Cadbury eggs. They are my favorite food group and I have a disease...
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17, 2011

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    Treatise On Bitchslapping

    I will mentally bitchslap you. I won't physically bitchslap you for a number of reasons. First, if I know you on EP, I don't know you IRL. I guess I could virtually bitchslap you. They should add "Bitchslap" to the list of gestures ... Second, bitchslapping is a serious matter. I...
    ObliviousPunk ObliviousPunk 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 16, 2011

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    I live in Bangkok, Thailand LOL,

    what's this experience got to do with Bangkok anyway. Can I ask a question? Why Bangkok?
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    Part 4 [Finale] Go back to your homepage. Click the v arrow that's on your url. It will say "create new blog" Only click this if you can manage to blogs at once. This will be...
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Part 1 Go to Tumblr.com, you'll see a log in screen. You don't want that unless you've already joined. If you haven't joined you'll want to locate the top rightmost button that...
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Part 2 You may look over to the right and be confused. Don't be. At the top it's saying that's your blog and description. It should show up as untitled. Posts you posted and...
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I will tell you and lf i don't like you i don't care if I hurt your feelings or nah. You will get the truth, ops
    lilbiatch lilbiatch 16-17, F Mar 4

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    Part 3 I'm hoping you've verified your email. No reason really. If your not on the homepage click tumblr to do so. Today we'll be inspecting the top of tumblr. If you look you'll...
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    And anyone who says they don't is probably a liar. If you make throw-away or unpleasant comments, if you make reckless lifestyle choices and expect sympathy, if you behave...
    UntilTheEnd UntilTheEnd 31-35 19 hrs ago

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    the real stuffs, only if i am comfortable with you, know the real you, trust and believe you. otherwise, ask no questions and i will tell you no lies.
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 28

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    1. I'm 5'4 2. I'm a D1 Athlete 3. My favorite song is "I'm Gonna Show You Crazy" 4. I have dark brown hair and green eyes 5. Depending on my mood I love to have deep talks 6. If...
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    1. I like boys stuffs/toys. I remember when i was in 6th grade, i exchanged the gift i received (picture frame, face towel and soap) to my male classmate's gift. He was...
    redfairy16 redfairy16 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    I will remember what you said. And then I will remember what you did. If the two things are not the same, hmmmmmm! I will remember that too.
    LadyLouisiana LadyLouisiana 56-60, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Our life is touched by many people, some has a great impact on us, we feel growing up, getting better, feeling happy in their presence and we all know nothing stays forever...
    crazihilary crazihilary 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 10

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    I'll take you ! Let me know when it will become reality and I'll make you the happiest milk maid alive. I may not have a whole lot of money but I sure have a whole lot of love. I...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 9 hrs ago

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    I know it has only been about four months since you past away but because your not here with me it feels like years but emotionally it feels like just yesterday I was at your...
    sexybear4toy sexybear4toy 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    If you ask me something I will usually tell you
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F Feb 27

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    1. i love animals more than people 2. i hate people sometimes 3. i think i`m a wolf 4. i love a fictional character 5. i trust my cat more than people 6. i will not judge you if...
    WolfsParadice WolfsParadice 36-40 Mar 1

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    1. I am sometimes Mentally Unstable 2. Im still a virgin 3. I tried to kill myself, but good thing now i dont wanna do it anymore 4. I kissed 5 young teachers a year ago 5. I...
    annaambrose annaambrose 16-17 4 Responses Mar 6

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    1. I'm a very calm and open minded person, and it takes a lot for someone to anger me or upset me in anyway. 2. I have a routine for most things in life, I don't like being...
    TickTockTickTock TickTockTickTock 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    hey,I will how I tried to overcome deppresion (and how horrible i am at spelling) but failed...........or how I make myself happy
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F Mar 15

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    1. I've almost always lived in the same state. 2. I've been clean for almost 3 weeks. 3. I play volleyball! 4. I will eat almost anything. (If I'm hungry enough.) 5. I hate when...
    UnderTheSleeves UnderTheSleeves 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 17

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    there's 3 songs behind bluesky,1,allman brothers,2,ELO,3 willie nelson,,,,,,,
    bluesky52 bluesky52 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    my uncle calls me bigwillyk my first name is william my middle name is kail
    Bigwillyk Bigwillyk 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My first name is Camille:-) I've always enjoyed the sweet passivity of it... my middle name is Nicole, which is a name I've never truly identified with. One day, not too very long...
    camilleleanne camilleleanne 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    1. I am not a raver. I will only go to clubs or bars only if my life depended on it. 2. I love Sam Smith, and I mean looooooove him:) 3. I really feel sorry for those who are...
    herethereandeverywhere herethereandeverywhere 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    1. Hi, I'm Jenn 2. I'm from Melbourne, Australia 3. I'm like 5'7 or something 4. I'm fifteen 5. I like animals, my favourite animal is probably a duck 6. I suck at making friends...
    ToTheMoon28 ToTheMoon28 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I will not try to change you, judge you, or anything else. I ask that you return the favor.
    BrokenSoul88 BrokenSoul88 26-30, F 11 Responses 2 days ago

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    Im will right now to show anyone mine on cam ... if you message me you can see all :)
    NudistPaul4You NudistPaul4You 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    1) I live in San Antonio, Texas 2) I am 6'1" tall 3) I am single (recently divorced) 4) I want to meet someone local and real time (not cyber or long distance) 5) I'm in a...
    C00LDaddy C00LDaddy 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 27

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    Rest in peace Dr Spock You were loved.
    justsailing justsailing 41-45, F 5 Responses Feb 27

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    if your name is Victoria! .................
    BUalways BUalways 46-50, M Feb 28

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    I'll show you my naked body if you show yours!
    reel2real reel2real 31-35, M 4 Responses Mar 1

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    When I chose this username, I had no idea that there were people who rp/believe in werewolves. I am not one of those people. If you are one of those people then I have no problem...
    TheLoneHowl96 TheLoneHowl96 18-21, M Mar 1

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    1- im a sophomore in high school 2- I love all animals 3- im the youngest of 7 4- im 5 foot 10 inches tall 5- I really like scary movies 6- I listen to music all the time 7...
    cooper1023 cooper1023 13-15, F Mar 2

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    Ok let's see if I can get this ball rolling and spark some conversations by telling you guys some things about me. 1. I am a Registered Nurse-trauma has always been my passion...
    cntstoptherain cntstoptherain 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    I'm a hopeless romantic. I am a free spirit. I love my daughters. I am very passionate. I used to be a nurse. I enjoy helping others. I am psychic, loving, kind, non judgemental...
    BeyondGreenEyes BeyondGreenEyes 31-35, F 6 Responses Mar 6

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    1- im a mom 2- I love to dance 3- I love to dance 4- my favorite flower is the pointsetta 5- your opinion matters to me so much 6- I hope I can make you smile 7- I...
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 7 Responses Mar 6

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