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I Will Bitchslap You To Bangkok

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    Treatise On Bitchslapping

    I will mentally bitchslap you. I won't physically bitchslap you for a number of reasons. First, if I know you on EP, I don't know you IRL. I guess I could virtually bitchslap you. They should add "Bitchslap" to the list of gestures ... Second, bitchslapping is a serious matter. I...
    ObliviousPunk ObliviousPunk 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2011

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    A Story From One Who Sierra Thinks Might Not Bitchslap

    I just read ObliviousPunk's Treatise on Bitchslapping and it gave me an out. Why do I need an out. Because I have given bitchslaps in my past and I am not at all proud. (Side note to those who think their SO is cheating on you: if you ask an innocent question which that SO could...
    CFOM CFOM 66-70, M 2 Responses Apr 12, 2012

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    In A Heart Beat.

    There are really a ton of reasons I would do this. it doesnt take much to set off the demon inside me. However the number one most absofreakinglutely thing you could do to warrant this reaction?????Is eat my Cadbury eggs. They are my favorite food group and I have a disease...
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 17, 2011

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    I live in Bangkok, Thailand LOL,

    what's this experience got to do with Bangkok anyway. Can I ask a question? Why Bangkok?
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Yeah

    ...and take you downdown to China townand I am impulsive and reckless enough to do it BEFORE I ask any questions.Β 
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned 41-45, F 8 Responses May 15, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 29, 2014

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    Bitchslapping Advice

    REMEMBER.... When someone annoys you, it takes forty two muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and BITCHSLAP that ************ I love this saying. My best friedn sent it to me?
    jenvice jenvice 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 8, 2011

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    .....i only use this tactic when dealing with street thugs or the 5-0. otherwise, if you are a "true" friend you don't have to give me anything and I'd be more than happy to give...
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    I will be your agony aunt if u want me to x
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    Before you share your SECRETS make sure that your listener is not a SPEAKER, and definitely not a script WRITER!
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    1: I wear my sisters used underwear 2: I hate people thinking ISIS are so awful when it's partly the England's fault (Crusades) 3: I'm always willing to answer any yes or no...
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    Someone said to me "U Like anime you little kid" so I said "God's hand hits Hard" *BITCHSLAP*
    ALBYSpirit ALBYSpirit 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    When someone is trying to be a ***** to you but you're more bitchyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - know who you're trying to mess with.
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    i have very good memory so can't forget your face :)
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