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I Will Bitchslap You

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    ***** Slappin Aint No Joke

    ive learned alot of lessons from ***** slappin,ive been slapped so many times im scared to death of it,if a woman says ill ***** slap you im running my *** off,im a very skinny weak man,couldnt beat up any boy so tried being tough to girls,i had a big mouth,evrytime i got slapped...
    zoose21 zoose21 36-40, M Aug 3, 2013

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