I Will Call Bullshit On You

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    You've Been Warned...

    Do something stupid I'll call you on it act like a douche bag i'll call you on it **** me off... I'll probably punch you, then call you on it... Try to run one past me? I'll call bullshit.
    Vyx3n Vyx3n
    26-30, F
    May 20, 2011


    You may call it on me. I am so tired of peoples' lies. If you are someone who is just going to lie to me, I find I would rather you just stay the HELL away from me in the first place. No use getting attached to you if it will only result in pain. For those of you who know me...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    Nov 17, 2010

    Don't Make Me Hit That Button!

    Look, it's not a very hard mathematical equation. If you don't talk out of your azz, then i won't call bullshit you on it. Conversely, if i do not know wtf i am talking about, i vow to keep my own ignorant mouth shut until such a time when i have some legitimate basis for my...
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    2 Responses Nov 13, 2010


    You call bullshit on me, I will call bullshit on you!  ;)  I will actually say the truth, hehe.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 12, 2011

    If you don't stop being a douche

    and telling me that everything is lovely…. "Dont **** down my back and tell me its rainin" -Fletcher, The Outlaw Josie Wales
    slappaho slappaho
    31-35, M
    Mar 17, 2014
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