I Will Give Cookies to Anyone That Joins the Dark Side With Me

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    What If

     i dont want cookies?! ok i do but still. i demand white chip,macadamia cookies, they must be wrapped in gift wrap that has puppies on it...also,apple cider in a pink mug on a fuzzy rug! You have 3 minutes! :P
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    3 Responses Oct 11, 2009
    Midnightheart Midnightheart
    41-45, F
    Nov 8, 2014

    Who Doesn't Like Cookies

    Cookies, anyone?  They're home baked. You know you want to join me in the dark side. We'll have lots of cookies, fun and happy stuff  
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    23 Responses Mar 8, 2009
    ThistleAndWeeds ThistleAndWeeds
    36-40, F
    Oct 1, 2014


    just baked a fresh batch......come and get 'em.....
    Parthenopeaigle Parthenopeaigle
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Apr 20, 2010
    OkayBut OkayBut
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Apr 19, 2010

    Cookies Anyone??

    Someone please come to the darkside with me! I am being held hostage by an 11 year old who only wants to watch Star Wars!! I am an excellent cook and a cake decorator so I can make amazing cookies with lots of frosting and decoration! Please I beg of you!! Don't...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 29, 2009
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2014

    "C" Is For Cookie

    "Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Jul 30, 2009


    I want cookies!!! Are they oatmeal or peanut butter ones??? Darn it... I'm selling my soul for cookies... :-/
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Oct 27, 2008

    Come On People!

    They're chocolate chip, all soft and chewy. Mmm... delicious.    
    ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2009

    i am dark cookies >:D

    who willing to join the dark side if u do join me we will destroy the cookie monster and take over the whole world of cookies who with me >:D since im leader i get to eat all the cookies not u sorry o.o
    XDHyperGirlXD1 XDHyperGirlXD1
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Dec 16, 2015

    What Kind of Cookies???

    i would like to come on over to the other side, but i must know what kind of cookies you have first.  hee hee
    trixi trixi
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Sep 2, 2008

    I Can't Believe It

    You are trying to bribe me with a mere cookie!!!!! Ok I'll take it.
    chalas chalas
    22-25, M
    Dec 15, 2010

    Oh Dear...

    ... that was a bit impulsive of me. Whoops. Not only do I not know what kind of cookies are on offer, but I have no idea what being on the dark side actually involves. On the other hand, I'm not usually one to behave impulsively (or go to the dark side, for that matter). Maybe...
    sevvysebby sevvysebby
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 2, 2008

    I Will Indeed

    that's going on the thing..if there's any left by the time I've had a few.. dam the journey to the dark side is a long one..and man I got hungry too!   Oops.. umm there are still a few crumbles left *upturns packet into mouth* munch munch munch.. now this isn't...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    17 Responses May 1, 2010


    Rich oooey goooey cookies, fresh from the oven with dark chocolate chunks!  Come, join us!  It's good for you!
    fyreflysky fyreflysky
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 5, 2010

    I Have A Shirt Too!

    ... ............. ............   ......And we have brownies too.
    TheArcticWolf TheArcticWolf
    13-15, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2010


    I honestly did not see the whole get cookies if you join part all I saw was Join the dark side and I just had to join. I'm glad I did now I get to be all villian-y and evil not to mention all cookies I want. Hmmm cookies should be the dark side's form of currency.
    chaosXIII chaosXIII
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

    Cookies?? Oh Snap...ginger Maybe Even Lol

    but i can't join the dark side as i'm just somewhere in the middle and cant decide which way to go....just a lil bit of both lol i guess that makes me undecided/independent haha but that bribe with cookies might change my mind real quick ;)
    papasmerf21 papasmerf21
    22-25, M
    Jan 13, 2012

    That Sucks....

    Hey?! Say what?! They are giving out cookies now? All i got was a david hasselhof poster and a lolly... That sucks!
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 2, 2011


    COOKIES!!!! If I join can my pet raccoon Trouble have some too?
    social02 social02
    26-30, M
    Dec 6, 2010


    I love this group!!! Yeah what a way to promote the dark, with cookies. *giggles* hhmmm wonder what kind they are? This could be fun...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Dec 27, 2008

    Dark Is Always Best

    I love the Dark Side. Anakin is my favorite person in the Star Wars universe and if I were in his position, I would have turned as well. The Light Side was too restrictive and that's why it failed. Those of us in the Dark know how to live life and have fun. Come...join us and...
    deleted deleted
    Apr 8, 2011


    They are sugar cookies, because sugar is bad for you. They are bad cookies, yet they taste so good, just like the dark side. Mwahaha
    Zarifa Zarifa
    18-21, F
    4 Responses May 5, 2013


    You can take it anyway you want but...I prefer the ones that you cook and adding those luscious chocolate chips. Big and slightly crispy on the outside and moist on the inside..... MMMMMMM! And I don't even want to end up like that commercial about the guy going to Hell with...
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    1 Response Mar 5, 2011
    meowcatkitty meowcatkitty
    16-17, F
    10 Responses Jul 24, 2014

    Did Someone Say Cookies?

    I swear I just heard someone say cookies in a thick New York accent.
    devilmademedoit devilmademedoit
    3 Responses Apr 21, 2010

    How About Those Cookies!!!!!

    Although I prefer cake. It's soooooo yummy.lol.
    Tara277 Tara277
    31-35, F
    May 14, 2012

    Hey...i Joined The Darkside Awhile Ago...

    Nobody said anything about cookies! What kind of cookies? All i got was a pen...And it sucked.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses May 16, 2010


    EP started charging token's for the Cookies!!!
    MarkFree MarkFree
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2012

    The Recipe For Chocolate Chips Is embedded In My Memory!!!!

    If you want it come and get it!!! LOL :)
    HappinessExhausted HappinessExhausted
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Apr 18, 2010

    I Bake the Best!

    As of last year, I am the daughter that makes ALL the cookies for the holiday gatherings.  I made 12 dozen of each of the following and we always run out. I make peanut butter blossoms, dark chocolate macadamia topped macaroons, sugar cookies (with homemade...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

    Unfair Trade

    At first pass, cookies for souls didn't seem to be a good deal.  Souls just aren't worth that much.  However the idea of enjoying food with the damned, well that sounds like fun.  Can we do it on a day of fast?
    MarkFree MarkFree
    51-55, M
    7 Responses Apr 7, 2009


    Eating cookies in the dark? Count me in! Does anyone have any milk?
    Knabble Knabble
    18-21, F
    Oct 2, 2011
    HappinessExhausted HappinessExhausted
    41-45, F
    Apr 23, 2010


    Done!I made the special dark~purple cookies!Who wanna try some?Yummy yum!
    PhedoRuka PhedoRuka
    18-21, F
    15 Responses Dec 19, 2009


    Me want Cookie! I was promised cookies when I joined but as yet, no cookies have arrived
    TheatreGirl TheatreGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 13, 2009

    The Dark Side Has Better Catering!

    Honestly, who wants a little green dude eating your sausage? O.O That didn’t come out quite right… Curse my dirty mind, CURSE YOU!
    LordNothing LordNothing
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Dec 15, 2010

    Am Here

    georshar georshar
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Jun 8, 2009

    Why Didn't You Just Say So?

    YES I WILL JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now give me the damn cookie HEHEHEHEHE
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Dec 6, 2010
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