I Will Give You Useless Advice Here

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 144 People

    Re Non Smokers

    So when you go against smokers you oppose some serious bad aziz ...just sayin
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2012

    Fact!

    I totally met my bf on a commercial shoot
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    6 Responses May 27, 2013

    Take A Seat

    This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is. Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you useless advice. Unless of course im too drunk to type. *WARNING: I cant be held responsible for useless advice...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jul 14, 2012

    Attention Pervs

    Just cause someone picks an avi of a chick you fancy, doesnt mean that it's their actual pic. Kindly, **** off with your add requests. Mingers.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jul 27, 2012

    Useless Advice To Little Brothers

    # If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly). # If you have hot/handsome friends, and your sister (yours truly) is...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 24, 2012

    To Do When I Get Home, Not When I'm Tired

    I let my phone charge overnight. This morning I discovered I hadn’t plugged the charger in.
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Sep 10, 2013

    Jesters, Take Heed

    May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up. "On with the motley, the paint and the powder, The people pay thee and want their laugh, you know. If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen, Laugh, Punchinello, the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Aug 7, 2012

    Sober Time

    When your lush fests are endless nights that look like this- its time to quit: Yay for boobies!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2012

    Useless Advice

    Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!
    startinover1 startinover1
    46-50
    Aug 17, 2012

    Did Stink Eye The Non-smoker Have A Skateboard

    If so I think she has an admirer!
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    Jul 27, 2012

    Do Not Underestimate Ep Court Jesters

    ..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time: chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM so are we cool now yes i am a girl u hurt my kitty and that upset me can we be friends? EdiezLush - 26-30 years old - female EdiezLush Aug 10, 2012 3:08 PM No. we...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Aug 10, 2012

    Non Smokers

    If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break. Example: I sit in the area where smoking is allowed (because the mayor has decided that i cant smoke near the building, i have to smoke away from the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    24 Responses Jul 27, 2012

    Do Your Homework

    .......or you'll look like a crazy person: ******************************************************************************* TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58 PM WOW Lmfao ok so I did my hw on you. Guess you weren't bsing after all. Okey dokey then, new strategy underway...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 8, 2012

    Emotional Manipulators

    1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up about you and remember the fact that we're...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Sep 15, 2012

    Treat A Relationship

    Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it's a two way road and you must share the...
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81
    31-35, F
    Sep 28, 2012

    If You Just

    If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them. If you want them to answer you should try and answer the phone when they call.
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81
    31-35, F
    Jul 31, 2012

    *adjusts Glasses*

    Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America, When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out confidential documents late in the evening and...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Sep 20, 2012

    Don't Blow Off Your Meds

    Elavil withdrawal symptoms....... aggression, anxiety, balance issues , blurred vision, brain zaps, concentration impairment, constipation, crying spells, depersonalization, diarrhea, dizziness. electric shock sensations, fatigue, flatulence, flu-like symptoms, hallucinations...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 30, 2012

    *swimssssssssss*

    Check them skillz
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2012

    Remixes

    Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit. My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    Sep 2, 2012

    Drunk People Are Annoying

    ..........unless you're just as drunk as they are. Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention. The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice- which is more annoying than anything to a sober...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Aug 13, 2012

    The Drugs Are Always Quick............

    and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 3, 2012

    Stalker

    Isn't this group inspired (not saying a clone) of "I will generate the nonsense" ?
    SaintMaj SaintMaj
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2012

    Hereforyou

    Im simply on here for everyone else. i have amazing advice and i will be blogging about anything and everything. feel free to comment and ask away <3 all i say and do is anonymous of course. because an unbiased opinion is the best.
    StraightTalkin StraightTalkin
    18-21, F
    Sep 23, 2012

    Drunken Texts

    Any text from your drunk cousin that reads: "is it wrong to have an 18 year old....." Should either be ignored or responded with: "yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal" And if she follows up with: "What if this 18 year old consented to......." You...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2012

    ***-umptions

    "Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life." ~some random fukker...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Sep 6, 2012

    Attention Men

    Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this: funkymonkey2024 said: Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo university student, and consider myself a handsome guy. I love to have naughty Skype sessions and would surely enjoy...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Jul 30, 2012
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Sep 5, 2012

    I Need Advice About Where To Live...

    I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house share in Bristol... only £350 a month, all...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2012
    MadamElle MadamElle
    26-30, F
    Sep 7, 2012
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 6, 2012

    "i Love You So Much Its Retarded"

    When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to self*
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Jul 15, 2012

    I'm Not Into These, Either Here Or Elsewhere

    For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance.  That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just that I'm doing a "nice" thing.This has extended...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Oct 24, 2012

    Love Thy Neighbor, ...

    ...especially if you're a millionaire or a sexy lady and i live next door!
    eleanorssong eleanorssong
    56-60, F
    Jul 27, 2012

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    Apr 21
    This is it. The End. Thank you all for an amazing journey, it's been great, and remember that it's not goodbye, Its never goodbye, it's see you later :)
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    Cainamythgimoj Cainamythgimoj
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    Apr 21
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    18-21, F
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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21
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    18-21, M
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    coary coary
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 20
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    Queenlexiiiii Queenlexiiiii
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    1 Response Apr 19
    one thing... this is about a year ago,but i still have same feelings and fight with this. and today i got horrible news made me upset https://youtu.be/lBMprTp0SO8
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
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