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    Kiss And Tell -
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2012

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    Don't... - leave your quarters on the machine @laundry matt-- even for a second :(
    imnotsureicandothis imnotsureicandothis 70+ 2 Responses Oct 12, 2012

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    Treat A Relationship - Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you...
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Sep 28, 2012

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    Did Stink Eye The Non-smoker Have A Skateboard - If so I think she has an admirer!
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F Jul 27, 2012

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    Do Not Underestimate Ep Court Jesters - ..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time: chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM so are we cool now yes i am...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 10, 2012

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    Remixes - Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit. My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 2, 2012

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    I Need Advice About Where To Live... - I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    Emotional Manipulators - 1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 15, 2012

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    Take A Seat - This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is. Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 14, 2012

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    Insert - Tab A into Slot BAgitate.The resulting frothy mixture is useful as a face cream, a snack, or lubrication for Slot C.Slot B will also be much easier to insert Tab A or...
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 41-45, M Apr 5, 2013

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    The Drugs Are Always Quick............ - and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    Love Thy Neighbor, ... - ...especially if you're a millionaire or a sexy lady and i live next door!
    eleanorssong eleanorssong 56-60, F Jul 27, 2012

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    Sober Time - When your lush fests are endless nights that look like this- its time to quit: Yay for boobies!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    If You Just - If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them. If you want them to answer you...
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Jul 31, 2012

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    "i Love You So Much Its Retarded" - When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Jul 15, 2012

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    Do Your Homework - .......or you'll look like a crazy person: ******************************************************************************* TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Aug 8, 2012

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    ***-umptions - "Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Non Smokers - If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break. Example: I sit in the area where...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 27 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    Re Non Smokers - So when you go against smokers you oppose some serious bad aziz ...just sayin
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Don't Blow Off Your Meds - Elavil withdrawal symptoms....... aggression, anxiety, balance issues , blurred vision, brain zaps, concentration impairment, constipation, crying...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 30, 2012

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    *adjusts Glasses* - Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America, When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 20, 2012

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    How To Be Mortified. -  
    MadamElle MadamElle 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2012

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    To Do When I Get Home, Not When I'm Tired - I let my phone charge overnight. This morning I discovered I hadn’t plugged the charger in.
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Sep 10, 2013

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    Attention Men - Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this: funkymonkey2024 said: Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    Useless Advice To Little Brothers - # If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2012

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    Drunken Texts - Any text from your drunk cousin that reads: "is it wrong to have an 18 year old....." Should either be ignored or responded with: "yes, whatever it is, yes it's...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 28, 2012

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    Jesters, Take Heed - May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up. "On with the motley, the paint and the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Useless Advice - Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!
    startinover1 startinover1 46-50 Aug 17, 2012

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    Swim Or Log Off <--- Ediezen Creation - This is all about me
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Attention Pervs - Just cause someone picks an avi of a chick you fancy, doesnt mean that it's their actual pic. Kindly, **** off with your add requests. Mingers.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    *swimssssssssss* - Check them skillz
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    I'm Not Into These, Either Here Or Elsewhere - For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Oct 24, 2012

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    Drunk People Are Annoying - ..........unless you're just as drunk as they are. Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 13, 2012

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    cruelwedges cruelwedges 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Come and Get It If you want it, here it is, come and get it Make your mind up fast If you want it, anytime, I can give it But you better hurry 'cause it may not last Did I hear...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    I want you to know that my love was 100% real and i will always love you that i know for sure whether your love was real or not i know mine was and always will be. I don't know why...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Apr 4

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    Every time i try to write about you I pause .. Then i start thinking .. No words could ever define you No words could define Your kind heart , your pure spirit , your incredible...
    Ann110 Ann110 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    I'm not generally hesitant on blocking people. If you are making me uncomfortable or asking things that need not be said, I will block you. Sometimes I'll give you a warning, but I...
    SmplyM3 SmplyM3 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    There are so many of you sad, lonely and in pain. It breaks my heart. I just want to wrap my arms around you hold you and tell you. It hurts now. But it will get better. You have...
    beingastepsucks beingastepsucks 41-45, F Apr 6

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    NOM NOM NOM, tastes like chicken. If you have a soul I will absorb you into me, claim it as my own and steal your memories. I'm not picky, I'll take all of your pain, I prefer it...
    DiosesOscuros DiosesOscuros 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

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    Every day, I wonder how different things would have been if I never got into that car accident that night, and you were still here. I wonder if I would have been a good mother to...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I will remember you, all though sometimes I think it would be easier to forget. I don't want to obviously.. I know I never will in fact, just sometimes in a fit of selfishness I...
    DiosesOscuros DiosesOscuros 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    In Memory Of My Loved One..I will remember you,I am pretty sure you will do too..Even though we are miles apart,You are never far from my heart..Thank you for everything.Take care...
    jssp jssp 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    If you don't respond, I will unfriend you a ***.
    MookieTheBezt MookieTheBezt 13-15, M Mar 29

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    Maybe i wasnt ready for you. Maybe thats why things went the way they did.... But i still will miss you and i guess what could have been. I still think about you like all the time...
    justasia justasia 18-21, F Apr 7

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    I'm small, i'm fast, i'm stealthy and im ASIAN! Which means if you bite me, i will bite you back twice as hard so you better watch out! ;P This aimed at no-one in particular...
    littlesaiyan littlesaiyan 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Yup.. I will remember you forever! 😈
    TearfulNights22 TearfulNights22 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I don't know if my advice is fantastic, and not to come across a know it all....I have been through a lot of stuff in relationships, from the good to the bad, and the bad that most...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 9 hrs ago

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    A real man knows how to be gentile and strong at the same time A real man owns his mistakes and does not repeat them A real man knows when to listen and when to give advice A real...
    david0987 david0987 31-35, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ladies place your heart in the hands of God and He will place it in the hands of a man who deserves it
    4evamaureen 4evamaureen 22-25, F Mar 28

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    Listen to your instinct because it's the strongest sense you have
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Apr 1

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    Cut him off before you get too invested.
    preachersdaughter98 preachersdaughter98 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1