..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time:
chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM
so are we cool now yes i am a girl u hurt my kitty and that upset me can we be friends?
EdiezLush - 26-30 years old - female
EdiezLush Aug 10, 2012 3:08 PM
This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is.
Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you useless advice. Unless of course im too drunk to type.
*WARNING: I cant be held responsible for useless advice...
Im simply on here for everyone else. i have amazing advice and i will be blogging about anything and everything. feel free to comment and ask away <3 all i say and do is anonymous of course. because an unbiased opinion is the best.
Any text from your drunk cousin that reads:
"is it wrong to have an 18 year old....."
Should either be ignored or responded with:
"yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal"
And if she follows up with:
"What if this 18 year old consented to......."
and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang.
I fear, too early: for my mind misgives
Some consequence yet hanging in the stars
Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
With this night's revels and expire the term
Of a despised life closed in my breast
By some vile...
I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house share in Bristol... only £350 a month, all...
For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance. That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just that I'm doing a "nice" thing.This has extended...
..........unless you're just as drunk as they are.
Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention.
The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice- which is more annoying than anything to a sober...
Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it's a two way road and you must share the...
# If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly).
# If you have hot/handsome friends, and your sister (yours truly) is...
May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up.
"On with the motley, the paint and the powder,
The people pay thee and want their laugh, you know.
If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen,
Laugh, Punchinello, the...
If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them.
If you want them to answer you should try and answer the phone when they call.
Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this:
Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo university student, and consider myself a handsome guy. I love to have naughty Skype sessions and would surely enjoy...
Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America,
When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out confidential documents late in the evening and...
If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break.
I sit in the area where smoking is allowed (because the mayor has decided that i cant smoke near the building, i have to smoke away from the...
.......or you'll look like a crazy person:
TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58 PM
WOW Lmfao ok so I did my hw on you. Guess you weren't bsing after all. Okey dokey then, new strategy underway...
"Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life."
~some random fukker...
Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit.
My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.
1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up about you and remember the fact that we're...