Everyone Should Read - Robert W. ServiceHere is a tidbit:The Cremation of Sam McGeeThere are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold; The...
goliathtree 1 Response 0 Aug 8, 2012
Sober Time - When your lush fests are endless nights that look like this- its time to quit: Yay for boobies!
EdieQuinnz 4 Responses 2 Jul 29, 2012
Non Smokers - If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break. Example: I sit in the area where smoking is allowed (because the mayor has decided that i cant smoke near the building, i have to smoke...
EdieQuinnz 28 Responses 23 Jul 27, 2012
A Random Memory - popped into my head. In college a bunch of us used to go to a bar called the Studio something or other. It was right after the whole Studio 54 thing and I am sure that is why the douchebag owner named it that. Anyhow, this was a disco/dance bar too and none of...
goliathtree 1 Response 2 Aug 11, 2012
Drunken Texts - Any text from your drunk cousin that reads: "is it wrong to have an 18 year old....." Should either be ignored or responded with: "yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal" And if she follows up with: "What if this 18 year old consented to...
EdieQuinnz 5 Responses 2 Jul 28, 2012
Attention Men - Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this: funkymonkey2024 said: Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo university student, and consider myself a handsome guy. I love to have naughty Skype sessions and would...
EdieQuinnz 21 Responses 14 Jul 30, 2012
"i Love You So Much Its Retarded" - When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to self*
EdieQuinnz 10 Responses 14 Jul 15, 2012
***-umptions - "Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life." ~some...
EdieQuinnz 8 Responses 3 Sep 6, 2012
Treat A Relationship - Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it's a two way road and...
ForeverChanged81 0 Sep 28, 2012
Don't... - leave your quarters on the machine @laundry matt-- even for a second :(
imnotsureicandothis 2 Responses 1 Oct 12, 2012
Attention Pervs - Just cause someone picks an avi of a chick you fancy, doesnt mean that it's their actual pic. Kindly, **** off with your add requests. Mingers.
EdieQuinnz 9 Responses 3 Jul 27, 2012
To Do When I Get Home, Not When I'm Tired - I let my phone charge overnight. This morning I discovered I hadn’t plugged the charger in.
UnderEli 1 Sep 10
Don't Blow Off Your Meds - Elavil withdrawal symptoms....... aggression, anxiety, balance issues , blurred vision, brain zaps, concentration impairment, constipation, crying spells, depersonalization, diarrhea, dizziness. electric shock sensations, fatigue, flatulence, flu...
deleted 1 Jul 30, 2012
Do Your Homework - .......or you'll look like a crazy person: ******************************************************************************* TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58 PM WOW Lmfao ok so I did my hw on you. Guess you weren't bsing after all. Okey dokey then, new...
EdieQuinnz 8 Responses 4 Aug 8, 2012
Useless Advice To Little Brothers - # If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly). # If you have hot/handsome friends...
DancingFox 1 Response 2 Sep 24, 2012
Swim Or Log Off <--- Ediezen Creation - This is all about me
Ambitieuxetvicieux 3 Responses 3 Sep 6, 2012
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sumnerkagan 0 Apr 5
The Drugs Are Always Quick............ - and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a...
EdieQuinnz 4 Responses 4 Sep 3, 2012
This May Actually Qualify As Useful, But - Never walk away from a stringer of fish that you are cleaning to get another beer out of the fridge. Especially if there are cats around.
goliathtree 3 Responses 6 Jul 28, 2012
Very Important - When going through a fast food drive thru, you do NOT have to tell them you want your meal to go, it is implied. Additionally, they will not take your order if you are not in a car.
LilGangsta24 3 Responses 2 May 28
*adjusts Glasses* - Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America, When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out confidential documents late in...
EdieQuinnz 11 Responses 15 Sep 20, 2012
If You Just - If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them. If you want them to answer you should try and answer the phone when they call.
ForeverChanged81 0 Jul 31, 2012
Remixes - Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit. My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.
EdieQuinnz 1 Response 4 Sep 2, 2012
Emotional Manipulators - 1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up about you and...
EdieQuinnz 7 Responses 7 Sep 15, 2012
Please Understand That God Does Have A Purpose For Everything He Creates. - Case in Point: And, this also illustrates that opposable thumbs are not required to scratch your balls.
goliathtree 5 Responses 4 Aug 1, 2012
I Need Advice About Where To Live... - I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house...
DancingFox 2 Responses 2 Aug 14, 2012
I'm Not Into These, Either Here Or Elsewhere - For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance. That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just...
UnderEli 0 Oct 24, 2012
Pineapple Is Not The Answer - all by itself. There are other factors. For instance, asparagus tends to counteract pineapple. Also you can't just eat pineapple for lunch and expect results that afternoon. These things take time and discipline.
goliathtree 7 Responses 3 Jul 17, 2012
Ediez.....please Do Not Watch...the Middle Clip Might Be A Bit Traumatic For You. - The reason this classifies as useless advice is because I know Ediez will not take my advise and will watch and will suffer irreversible mental trauma.
goliathtree 8 Responses 4 Aug 11, 2012
Wisdom - When I was younger, my **** got hard if the wind blew. When I was younger, I would have screwed a knothole if it weren't for the slivers. As I have aged, my **** still gets hard when the wind blows....but now.....I carry sandpaper.
goliathtree 4 Responses 6 Jul 17, 2012
Useless Advice - Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!
startinover1 0 Aug 17, 2012
Drunk People Are Annoying - ..........unless you're just as drunk as they are. Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention. The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice- which is more...
EdieQuinnz 6 Responses 6 Aug 13, 2012
*swimssssssssss* - Check them skillz
EdieQuinnz 2 Responses 2 Sep 6, 2012
Re Non Smokers - So when you go against smokers you oppose some serious bad aziz ...just sayin
Ambitieuxetvicieux 3 Responses 4 Jul 29, 2012
Take A Seat - This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is. Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you useless advice. Unless of course im too drunk to type. *WARNING: I cant be held responsible for...
EdieQuinnz 8 Responses 4 Jul 14, 2012
The Truth Is.... - You can't get there from here.
goliathtree 3 Responses 5 Jul 14, 2012
Jesters, Take Heed - May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up. "On with the motley, the paint and the powder, The people pay thee and want their laugh, you know. If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen, Laugh...
EdieQuinnz 7 Responses 4 Aug 7, 2012
Do Not Underestimate Ep Court Jesters - ..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time: chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM so are we cool now yes i am a girl u hurt my kitty and that upset me can we be friends? EdiezLush - 26-30 years old - female...
EdieQuinnz 10 Responses 9 Aug 10, 2012
Ive started a month ago ,and everything is going fine .I support doing what you have to do be have what you need !I empower any and every strong women to sell her body to support herself or her family !
Kmill2013 1 Response 0 3 days ago
Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down - "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down" - Rick Astley We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna...
jml2000 1 Response 1 Nov 17
IF you come to me. - If you dare to ask me, I will tell you the Brutal Truth, no Myth. My life is a open book. I love Purple of any shade, I'm not the Levendor007. I know who it is, a MAN. He ware skin of a Late thirties woman, so no one can see him. He has forgotten, what he...
HimusTale 0 Dec 3
For as long as my memories last I will always remember. So far its been 20 years since you passed. I still remember the day I took your hat and made you give me five bucks for it back. I was only 13 when you left there should have been alot more memories. But I cherish the ones I...
holehearted79 1 Response 0 1 day ago
I Will Remember Friends Here - I will always remember the friends on E.p.even though I don't get to meet them.I have learnt of other cultures through them.I am also thankful for those who have supported me.Sometimes I find it difficult to understand posts as every country has a...
mona87 2 Nov 30
Prevent Aging Using These Simple Tricks Everyday - Some people may age gracefully and others as they age. The following tips will help you learn how to keep your youth for a longer period of time possible. You might go crazy worrying about your weight and the fact that you've...
healthtipsandadvise 1 Response 1 Nov 22
Hug For Her - I so much want to give you a hug Prettyopenminded , you are so beautiful, sweet, kind, lovely, sexy and hot. I so need that big hug from you. I love you, want you, need you. A day is coming soon when I will get my hug and I will never let you go my love. ;})
lazyami 1 Response 1 Nov 25
Always - The amount of secrets I have had to keep for my friends are unbelievable. People think I can’t keep a secret, but if they knew the amount of secrets I have had to keep for people it is unbelievable. To my friends I am the shoulder to cry on, which can often take its...
LonelyGirl1995 1 Dec 1
Between stopbugging and I Delete stopbugging stopbugging Nov 22 hello my queen! how are you? lets fun on skype! give me your skype for cam-sex! shineon09 Me Nov 22 Queen? O.o stopbugging stopbugging 2 hours ago hi! how are you cute? can you give youe skype to fun...
shineon09 1 Response 1 1 day ago
Do You Love Caming? - Here's the best one this week. I didn't respond, just deleted it. I suppose with Thanksgiving being tomorrow in the USA, it would be appropriate for me to count my blessings like this guy who visited my inbox. *sigh*hiLove caming honey?If yes join me on...
livelaughlovedream3 3 Responses 2 Nov 27
Sarah Mclachlan - "I Will Remember You" I will remember you Will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories Remember the good times that we had? I let them slip away from us when things got bad How clearly I first saw you smilin' in the sun Wanna...
jml2000 1 Response 3 Nov 30
You. - you know who you are. you were my world for 6 months. we had a lot of ups and downs but I always thought of you. you were so great and I didn't disserve you. but I will never get over you. and even though it means nothing to you now.... I love you.
bobbyyyyyyy 1 Response 0 Nov 16
I'll Keep It Brief, Don't Want To Bore You... - I was born and bred in the south of New Zealand on the outskirts of a city where my parents had a small lifestyle block. Mum did daycare and Dad was musician. But he didn't last long and was gone before my brother was even born. So...
critta05 1 Response 3 Nov 30
There is no dignity in this group at all. Thinkin maybe I should start a - I will post your pathetic attempts to get the attention of every man in sight group just to counter this. Yeah.
Cinnamengirl 0 2 hours ago
You - your cover up smile your soft, bruised lips your deep dark eyes you swallowed me with your presence I fell underneath your battered beauty you ripped me out from my core you broke me you your blood stained t-shirts the scars on your arms that look you gave me like...
deleted 0 Nov 13
Stand Firm - I would tell myself to stand firm on your beliefs, your morals and your convictions. People will come and go in your life. Do not give up any part of yourself to someone else. A true friend would never ask you to anyway.
SweetMae 2 Responses 2 Nov 26
Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc. ___________________________ *********** Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born...
madhav1 0 1 day ago
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! SEX!! - That's all it is with some men on here. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! And I know there are some EP users out there who send me these messages just to bug me, becuase they KNOW by my profile rules I don't like it. But now, when I get them, I'm just...
FashionQueen86 5 Responses 5 Nov 22
Hairy Bits Guy - Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you? SweetKiester i'm sitting on my sofa... trying not to move around too much, cause i don't want to...
SweetKiester 9 Responses 9 Nov 14
I Can't Forget My Dear Friend - A few years ago, I met a guy on EP that I really admired. He was an awesome person and I will never ever forget him. This guy made me feel like a lady and was so sweet to me. Eventually his wife found out that we were talking and became furious and...
angelwithoutahalo 0 Nov 17