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I Will Give You Useless Advice Here

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    Attention Pervs

    Just cause someone picks an avi of a chick you fancy, doesnt mean that it's their actual pic. Kindly, **** off with your add requests. Mingers.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    Drunken Texts

    Any text from your drunk cousin that reads: "is it wrong to have an 18 year old....." Should either be ignored or responded with: "yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal" And if she follows up with: "What if this 18 year old consented to......." You...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 28, 2012

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    Emotional Manipulators

    1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up about you and remember the fact that we're...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 15, 2012

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    Jesters, Take Heed

    May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up. "On with the motley, the paint and the powder, The people pay thee and want their laugh, you know. If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen, Laugh, Punchinello, the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Treat A Relationship

    Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it's a two way road and you must share the...
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Sep 28, 2012

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    Remixes

    Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit. My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 2, 2012

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    I'm Not Into These, Either Here Or Elsewhere

    For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance.  That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just that I'm doing a "nice" thing.This has extended...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Oct 24, 2012

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    The Drugs Are Always Quick............

    and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    Non Smokers

    If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break. Example: I sit in the area where smoking is allowed (because the mayor has decided that i cant smoke near the building, i have to smoke away from the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 27 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    If You Just

    If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them. If you want them to answer you should try and answer the phone when they call.
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Jul 31, 2012

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    Useless Advice To Little Brothers

    # If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly). # If you have hot/handsome friends, and your sister (yours truly) is...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2012

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    Drunk People Are Annoying

    ..........unless you're just as drunk as they are. Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention. The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice- which is more annoying than anything to a sober...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 13, 2012

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    Insert

    Tab A into Slot BAgitate.The resulting frothy mixture is useful as a face cream, a snack, or lubrication for Slot C.Slot B will also be much easier to insert Tab A or other Tabs into after having been Agitated with a Tab.
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 41-45, M Apr 5, 2013

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    Don't Blow Off Your Meds

    Elavil withdrawal symptoms....... aggression, anxiety, balance issues , blurred vision, brain zaps, concentration impairment, constipation, crying spells, depersonalization, diarrhea, dizziness. electric shock sensations, fatigue, flatulence, flu-like symptoms, hallucinations...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 30, 2012

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    Attention Men

    Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this: funkymonkey2024 said: Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo university student, and consider myself a handsome guy. I love to have naughty Skype sessions and would surely enjoy...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    I Need Advice About Where To Live...

    I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house share in Bristol... only £350 a month, all...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    Do Not Underestimate Ep Court Jesters

    ..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time: chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM so are we cool now yes i am a girl u hurt my kitty and that upset me can we be friends? EdiezLush - 26-30 years old - female EdiezLush Aug 10, 2012 3:08 PM No. we...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 10, 2012

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    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2012

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    *adjusts Glasses*

    Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America, When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out confidential documents late in the evening and...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 20, 2012

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    *swimssssssssss*

    Check them skillz
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Did Stink Eye The Non-smoker Have A Skateboard

    If so I think she has an admirer!
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F Jul 27, 2012

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    Love Thy Neighbor, ...

    ...especially if you're a millionaire or a sexy lady and i live next door!
    eleanorssong eleanorssong 56-60, F Jul 27, 2012

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    Do Your Homework

    .......or you'll look like a crazy person: ******************************************************************************* TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58 PM WOW Lmfao ok so I did my hw on you. Guess you weren't bsing after all. Okey dokey then, new strategy underway...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Aug 8, 2012

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    Don't...

    leave your quarters on the machine @laundry matt-- even for a second :(
    imnotsureicandothis imnotsureicandothis 70+ 2 Responses Oct 12, 2012

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    MadamElle MadamElle 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2012

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    To Do When I Get Home, Not When I'm Tired

    I let my phone charge overnight. This morning I discovered I hadn’t plugged the charger in.
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Sep 10, 2013

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    Sober Time

    When your lush fests are endless nights that look like this- its time to quit: Yay for boobies!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Useless Advice

    Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!
    startinover1 startinover1 46-50 Aug 17, 2012

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    Take A Seat

    This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is. Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you useless advice. Unless of course im too drunk to type. *WARNING: I cant be held responsible for useless advice...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 14, 2012

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    Re Non Smokers

    So when you go against smokers you oppose some serious bad aziz ...just sayin
    Ambitieuxetvicieux Ambitieuxetvicieux 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    "i Love You So Much Its Retarded"

    When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to self*
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Jul 15, 2012

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    ***-umptions

    "Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life." ~some random fukker...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Related Experiences

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    cruelwedges cruelwedges 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Come and Get It If you want it, here it is, come and get it Make your mind up fast If you want it, anytime, I can give it But you better hurry 'cause it may not last Did I hear...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    I want you to know that my love was 100% real and i will always love you that i know for sure whether your love was real or not i know mine was and always will be. I don't know why...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Apr 4

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    Every time i try to write about you I pause .. Then i start thinking .. No words could ever define you No words could define Your kind heart , your pure spirit , your incredible...
    Ann110 Ann110 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    David, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for anything that you did with me that made you feel bad about yourself. I never wanted to do it. I thought you did… I thought...
    DancingWithFire DancingWithFire 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm not generally hesitant on blocking people. If you are making me uncomfortable or asking things that need not be said, I will block you. Sometimes I'll give you a warning, but I...
    SmplyM3 SmplyM3 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    There are so many of you sad, lonely and in pain. It breaks my heart. I just want to wrap my arms around you hold you and tell you. It hurts now. But it will get better. You have...
    beingastepsucks beingastepsucks 41-45, F Apr 6

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    Every day, I wonder how different things would have been if I never got into that car accident that night, and you were still here. I wonder if I would have been a good mother to...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    In Memory Of My Loved One..I will remember you,I am pretty sure you will do too..Even though we are miles apart,You are never far from my heart..Thank you for everything.Take care...
    jssp jssp 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I will remove you from my circle if we only talk like once a week. I think if we add each other that mean we are friends and we should keep in touch as much as possible. I also...
    TeenHannah TeenHannah 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    If you don't respond, I will unfriend you a ***.
    MookieTheBezt MookieTheBezt 13-15, M Mar 29

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    Maybe i wasnt ready for you. Maybe thats why things went the way they did.... But i still will miss you and i guess what could have been. I still think about you like all the time...
    justasia justasia 18-21, F Apr 7

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    I'm small, i'm fast, i'm stealthy and im ASIAN! Which means if you bite me, i will bite you back twice as hard so you better watch out! ;P This aimed at no-one in particular...
    littlesaiyan littlesaiyan 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    Yup.. I will remember you forever! 😈
    TearfulNights22 TearfulNights22 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    Annie :( I never will forget you
    Life0fTheParty Life0fTheParty 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    I've read some of the questions asked on this topic and a lot of the advice given are not 'Fantastic'!! Sorry to say. The reason why I've ticked this one is because I have been...
    Trainedheart Trainedheart 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    A real man knows how to be gentile and strong at the same time A real man owns his mistakes and does not repeat them A real man knows when to listen and when to give advice A real...
    david0987 david0987 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 14

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    I don't know if my advice is fantastic, and not to come across a know it all....I have been through a lot of stuff in relationships, from the good to the bad, and the bad that most...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 6 days ago

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    Ladies place your heart in the hands of God and He will place it in the hands of a man who deserves it
    4evamaureen 4evamaureen 22-25, F Mar 28

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    Listen to your instinct because it's the strongest sense you have
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Apr 1

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    Cut him off before you get too invested.
    preachersdaughter98 preachersdaughter98 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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