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    Tab A into Slot BAgitate.The resulting frothy mixture is useful as a face cream, a snack, or lubrication for Slot C.Slot B will also be much easier to insert Tab A or other Tabs into after having been Agitated with a Tab.
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 46-50, M Apr 5, 2013

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    Do Your Homework

    .......or you'll look like a crazy person: ******************************************************************************* TheMeanOneintheRoom Aug 7, 2012 9:58 PM WOW Lmfao ok so I did my hw on you. Guess you weren't bsing after all. Okey dokey then, new strategy underway...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 8, 2012

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    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    If You Just

    If you want someone to talk to you answer the phone. If you want them to answer call them. If you want them to call don't ignore them. If you want them to answer you should try and answer the phone when they call.
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Jul 31, 2012

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    Jesters, Take Heed

    May as well entertain the masses with laughter than to spread more sorrow. Besides, it ruins your clown make up. "On with the motley, the paint and the powder, The people pay thee and want their laugh, you know. If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen, Laugh, Punchinello, the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Drunk People Are Annoying

    ..........unless you're just as drunk as they are. Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention. The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice- which is more annoying than anything to a sober...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 13, 2012

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    The Drugs Are Always Quick............

    and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    "i Love You So Much Its Retarded"

    When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to self*
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Jul 15, 2012

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    *adjusts Glasses*

    Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America, When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out confidential documents late in the evening and...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 20, 2012

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    Sober Time

    When your lush fests are endless nights that look like this- its time to quit: Yay for boobies!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Stalker

    Isn't this group inspired (not saying a clone) of "I will generate the nonsense" ?
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 14, 2012

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    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2012

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    Attention Pervs

    Just cause someone picks an avi of a chick you fancy, doesnt mean that it's their actual pic. Kindly, **** off with your add requests. Mingers.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    Useless Advice To Little Brothers

    # If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly). # If you have hot/handsome friends, and your sister (yours truly) is...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2012

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    I'm Not Into These, Either Here Or Elsewhere

    For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance.  That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just that I'm doing a "nice" thing.This has extended...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Oct 24, 2012

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    Attention Men

    Do not under any circumstances write anything remotely close to this: funkymonkey2024 said: Hey there! I'm looking for girls with common interests. I'm a 22yo university student, and consider myself a handsome guy. I love to have naughty Skype sessions and would surely enjoy...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 19 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    ***-umptions

    "Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life." ~some random fukker...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Love Thy Neighbor, ...

    ...especially if you're a millionaire or a sexy lady and i live next door!
    eleanorssong eleanorssong 56-60, F Jul 27, 2012

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    Don't Blow Off Your Meds

    Elavil withdrawal symptoms....... aggression, anxiety, balance issues , blurred vision, brain zaps, concentration impairment, constipation, crying spells, depersonalization, diarrhea, dizziness. electric shock sensations, fatigue, flatulence, flu-like symptoms, hallucinations...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 30, 2012

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    Non Smokers

    If you dont smoke cigs then dont sit next to people that do smoke cigs- especially, when said smoker is on their cig break. Example: I sit in the area where smoking is allowed (because the mayor has decided that i cant smoke near the building, i have to smoke away from the...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 26 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    Hereforyou

    Im simply on here for everyone else. i have amazing advice and i will be blogging about anything and everything. feel free to comment and ask away <3 all i say and do is anonymous of course. because an unbiased opinion is the best.
    StraightTalkin StraightTalkin 18-21, F Sep 23, 2012

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    Useless Advice

    Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!
    startinover1 startinover1 46-50 Aug 17, 2012

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    Remixes

    Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit. My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 2, 2012

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    Treat A Relationship

    Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it's a two way road and you must share the...
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Sep 28, 2012

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    Take A Seat

    This group needs a new logo but, til i can get over my laziness and mental hiatus it shall stay as is. Now my children, tell me your issues and i shall give you useless advice. Unless of course im too drunk to type. *WARNING: I cant be held responsible for useless advice...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 14, 2012

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    Drunken Texts

    Any text from your drunk cousin that reads: "is it wrong to have an 18 year old....." Should either be ignored or responded with: "yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal" And if she follows up with: "What if this 18 year old consented to......." You...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 28, 2012

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    I Need Advice About Where To Live...

    I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house share in Bristol... only £350 a month, all...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    Emotional Manipulators

    1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up about you and remember the fact that we're...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 15, 2012

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    Did Stink Eye The Non-smoker Have A Skateboard

    If so I think she has an admirer!
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F Jul 27, 2012

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    *swimssssssssss*

    Check them skillz
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    MadamElle MadamElle 26-30, F Sep 7, 2012

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    Fact!

    I totally met my bf on a commercial shoot
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses May 27, 2013

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    To Do When I Get Home, Not When I'm Tired

    I let my phone charge overnight. This morning I discovered I hadn’t plugged the charger in.
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Sep 10, 2013

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    Re Non Smokers

    So when you go against smokers you oppose some serious bad aziz ...just sayin
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Do Not Underestimate Ep Court Jesters

    ..........we will fukk you with a rake and smile about it the entire time: chumbachumba Aug 10, 2012 3:01 PM so are we cool now yes i am a girl u hurt my kitty and that upset me can we be friends? EdiezLush - 26-30 years old - female EdiezLush Aug 10, 2012 3:08 PM No. we...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 10, 2012

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    I just kept seeing these "I will not judge you and I don't judge groups" abounding. P-ULEASE! I would like to think that we all exercise some judgement in our lives and for those...
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    Will Tell You 10 Things About Me 1. i have bed wetting 2.i cant swim 3. i still use pull ups and diapers 4. i use a life jacket 5. i have special needs 6. i hate dentists 7. i...
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    the real stuffs, only if i am comfortable with you, know the real you, trust and believe you. otherwise, ask no questions and i will tell you no lies.
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    ...or so I am told. I've had a lot of experiences of my own so I'm very relatable and open minded. I'd love to give anyone in need of advice or insight:) Feel free to message me...
    Drinkupbeautiful Drinkupbeautiful 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 16

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