I Will Learn Jedi Mind Tricks

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    It Would Come In Handy

    but i would only use them for good.... i am a nice guy really.
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    4 Responses Jun 8, 2008

    It Would Be Useful When...

    I was underage, “You don’t need to see my identification”. I’m lonely, “You will take your top off”. I’ve just found that I have no more money in the bank, “You will empty the cash register and place the money into this bag”. I get a call from a telemarketer...
    LordNothing LordNothing
    26-30, M
    Jun 3, 2011

    The Jedi Mind Trick

    My ex-bf told me I used this on him all the time!  I guess I kinda did...he'd say something like "I think I want to buy an xbox" and I would so "No, you don't want to buy an xbox" and he would say "I don't want to buy an xbox... Wait!  You...
    Bella724 Bella724
    26-30, F
    Nov 20, 2007

    The Hand Wave

    It would be great to make another person believe whatever you tell them with a simple gesture.
    sevenbrokenmirrors sevenbrokenmirrors
    31-35, M
    Apr 26, 2011


    And after that on my to do list is Take over the World!!! (( insert Evil laugh here))....
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 21, 2007

    These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For.

    did it work? no? maybe it's because i don't have the proper robe.......
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Jan 28, 2008

    I Am A Jedi Mind Trick...

    I am just saying..........................................................
    LaureMC LaureMC
    41-45, F
    Aug 16, 2010

    The Force Is Strong In This One...

    I totally could have been a Jedi... the whole mind trick thing is plainly manipulation... any wordsmith can make you do or say or believe anything given the right circumstances...  and with the amount of "duh-huh's" in the world now days - I believe there could be...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2008

    I Can See Your Energy.

    Not all the time, but when I'm in a particular state, I can close my eyes and see you, in your car, driving up the road, from 200 yards away, behind several cement walls... Glowing and vibrating in purple. Alright, this is where half of you are gonna stop and call me crazy- but I...
    heybabyoulookingood heybabyoulookingood
    1 Response Aug 7, 2012
    pmlib555 pmlib555
    51-55, F
    Jan 14, 2016

    I Dream The Future

    I usually forget it, but I can dream the future; I have done it, multiple times, though I don't remember how many.It ranges from exact sequence of events, like a de'ja vu, but I actually remember where I remember it from, to a vague notion, feeling, or hunch of something, like...
    heybabyoulookingood heybabyoulookingood
    Feb 25, 2011

    Simply Must..

    Do a mind meld with all my EP friends...   Oh wait - wrong Si-Fi epic series.  
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Mar 29, 2008

    These Aren't the Driods Your Looking For.....

    I want to learn the ways of the Force. I want to learn the Jedi Mind Tricks. I would use them for Good.....or for minor bad things like getting some actual service at a Currys or Dixons or PC World.  
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    1 Response Mar 18, 2009

    I'll Give It a Try

    Ok, I guess I'll never know whether I can do those Jedi Mind tricks already or not if I don't try using them. *sets fingers carefully in right position quite close to the poor EP members face who is reading this story right now (that means YOU) and makes a little wave with hand...
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Jun 10, 2008
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