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I Will Not Help You Jerk Off

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    Why?

    How about if I ask really nicely?  Pretty please? Please note, I'm just kidding.  I don't need any help :-)
    astrophellana astrophellana
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2009

    Good Lord, It's Been So Long...

    ...Somebody wanna help me?!! lol! J/k
    chaaoos0013 chaaoos0013
    36-40, F
    Mar 13, 2009

    Rosie Palmer

    ...and her 5 sisters are always on call. Annoy them! Look down grab your wiener, form a loose fist and stroke....too easy! I only have one penis I love at the moment, My King's.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2009

    If You Need Me to Talk You Through It...

    ...perhaps you need to FOCUS a bit more!  While I am flattered by the ummm... proposition... I'm pretty sure that I could be "anybody" as long as I talked you through your self-love session.  So, for the sake of argument... let's say I am a 6'2 bearded...
    chaaoos0013 chaaoos0013
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    I Know

    I know I am a guy and and we don't get that problem as much if at all, but i  am not here for anything sexual...my mind may go to the gutter a little bit, but my keys don't stick, and never will... I have a wife, enough said... There are plenty of sex sites out there... I am...
    BillySPizza BillySPizza
    22-25, M
    Jan 29, 2009

    Hilarious to Me

    I somehow found my way to one of the stories here, I think it was posted by chaoooooos or something. Anyways, when I scrolled down to the end of the comments, I saw a graphic on the right: "I Will Not Help You Jerk Off" 1) Me Too 2) ...
    psylence psylence
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 28, 2009
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