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I Will Not Marry An Inanimate Object

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    It's A Strange World.

    Why is it more legal for someone to marry their pillow, a wall or the Eiffel Tower than a human that happens to be same sex as them?
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Feb 27, 2012

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    But I Have Had

    An intimate relationship with one. Ok, make that more than one, at this point I'd like to claim I've never been unfaithful to an inanimate object, but alas it wouldn't be true, I have had more than one on the go at the same time! 
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 May 9, 2012

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    Sure I Say This Now =3

    But I may find a very attractive super artificial intelligent computer in the future.... *robot fantasies* <3
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Apr 7, 2011

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    No Fun Freddies Need Not Apply

    No way I am ever going to be tied down by jerk who wouldn't know the meaning of fun if it bit him in the ***!!!  Life is too short not to laugh and have fun.  I want to share all that with someone I really care about.
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Uh...i Don't Think So!

    I absolutely will not marry a woman who's a emotion-less drone who isn't intimate ( you know what I mean) and doesn't fulfill my needs (two-way streets are cool, kay?). Who in their right mind would marry someone so...so...repugnant!
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Sep 28, 2011

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    I Don't Think So...

    I just read a news of a woman who's been married with the Berlin wall for 29 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html She says: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 24 Responses May 27, 2008

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    "Stop objectifying Me!"

    WHAT!? I cannot believe that the world has come to this! People choosing lifeless objects over other living, breathing human beings. I'd be interested as to whether there are more females than males taking this path of action. I would say there are many women in the world who...
    minksy minksy 18-21, F Jun 14, 2008

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    From my 'questions' you'll see that I am often discriminated for wanting to marry 'outside the race', which is pathetic because Islam says all races are equal and interracial...
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    A Crossdresser/Transsexual/Bisexual guy. I like my men in men's clothing. Female clothing doesn't flatter them AT ALL. I wouldn't want to marry a Transsexual because I don't want...
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    My entire life, I have dreamed if marrying a man that helped others. I didn't care what he did, just that he did something productive. What's more productive than saving somebody's...
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    I won't fight for it. There shouldn't be a reason to fight for it. Who cares if some bought politician says he or she is against it just to win the side of the mindless church...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Oct 12

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    We're both poor and struggling with jobs, we're in a long distance relationship (like worlds apart, he's from Europe I'm from Asia) and sometimes things can seem hopeless for us as...
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    I don't know who you are, where you'll be from,or what you'll do, but one day I will find you and marry you
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    The title says it all. Yes I want to date one of my EP friends and marry them. The problem is that the ones that I want to date are too far away :(.
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    MarinesGirl94 MarinesGirl94 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 14

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    Its not wrong to marry your cousin
    sk109345 sk109345 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    they say if you do this i will love you if you dont i will not,if you behave like this i will adore you,if you don't i will not..be it your dad,your mom,your relatives,your friends...
    unbriddled unbriddled 26-30 15 hrs ago

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    from now one, I will be someone noone never knew before. I will hide my feelings and pretend to be something I am not in order for others to be happy. No one will ever seen again...
    wasjustanillusion wasjustanillusion 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    I will NOT assist you with any "fantasies" or "nut busting" or "playing" but I will give advise if you are seriously in need of it. If you are NOT, please do not waste my time...
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    I try not to think about it but it bothers me alot.I don't have alot worth remembering in my life and this is probably why. I spent alot of my youth trying to entertain and fix...
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    Will answer any questions ppl may have, no matter how dirty or taboo.
    GoldGuard GoldGuard 31-35, M 20 hrs ago

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    Either post here or pm me your questions and i will answer them!!
    GoldGuard GoldGuard 31-35, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Ask away... not sure if I'm anxious about the questions or scared of what my honest answers will be...
    SkyThunderstorms SkyThunderstorms 22-25, F 10 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Yeah sure, i will answer anything u ask
    ThatBlueOwl ThatBlueOwl 16-17, F 8 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Izy96 Izy96 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Go ahead. I'm bored and will answer any question you ask. You can also PM me or send me a message on Kikster, silverfeather1993.
    Silverfeather1993 Silverfeather1993 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    CeruleanWolf CeruleanWolf 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Hey .. i'm just leaving this here, so you can ask and i will answer whenever i can :) Ask away .. here, not in pm
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