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I Will Not Marry An Inanimate Object

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    No Fun Freddies Need Not Apply

    No way I am ever going to be tied down by jerk who wouldn't know the meaning of fun if it bit him in the ***!!!  Life is too short not to laugh and have fun.  I want to share all that with someone I really care about.
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    I Don't Think So...

    I just read a news of a woman who's been married with the Berlin wall for 29 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html She says: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 26 Responses May 27, 2008

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    Uh...i Don't Think So!

    I absolutely will not marry a woman who's a emotion-less drone who isn't intimate ( you know what I mean) and doesn't fulfill my needs (two-way streets are cool, kay?). Who in their right mind would marry someone so...so...repugnant!
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M Sep 28, 2011

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    "Stop objectifying Me!"

    WHAT!? I cannot believe that the world has come to this! People choosing lifeless objects over other living, breathing human beings. I'd be interested as to whether there are more females than males taking this path of action. I would say there are many women in the world who...
    minksy minksy 18-21, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Couch Potato

    Perhaps I'm thinking slightly differently here. I do not want to marry an inanimate object. Meaning, I will not marry a man who is going to sit around and watch TV all the time. Once in a while is fine, but all the time? No thank you! I would be better off marrying the Berlin...
    Mello Mello 26-30, F 5 Responses May 27, 2008

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    It's A Strange World.

    Why is it more legal for someone to marry their pillow, a wall or the Eiffel Tower than a human that happens to be same sex as them?
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Feb 27, 2012

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    But I Have Had

    An intimate relationship with one. Ok, make that more than one, at this point I'd like to claim I've never been unfaithful to an inanimate object, but alas it wouldn't be true, I have had more than one on the go at the same time! 
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 May 9, 2012

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    suesue1978 suesue1978 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    After a long time i finally got the urge to marry.yeah, i am alone in my whole life, never dated any girl till now as i was always involved in study, job and family...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    We've been dating over a year, seriously dating for nearly a year. He's my first boyfriend, and my first love. He's the first person I've ever wanted to date. The first person I...
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    This is such bullshit! Most chicks want to marry into money. Any real man wants to take care of himself!
    Wickard1983 Wickard1983 26-30, M Mar 24

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    Ever had someone who opened up their feelings for you and stood up for you in one night? I just did a few nights ago, He is the first one to ever say their true feelings fot me and...
    Jad423 Jad423 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Why are police men so hot! It tortures me! I just want one so bad. when it's time for me to marry I really hope I find the perfect policeman. Where could I possibly find one!?
    Electricsmile Electricsmile 18-21, F Mar 31

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    I would like to get married once I complete college and find a good job. I have found a wonderful guy. We've been together for four years. He is very supportive of me and I love...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Mar 29

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    I probably will. Both of our families are fine with it as long as we finish college first. I think the fact that we've lasted this long surprised them at first. But both of our...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Apr 10

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    hobohemian hobohemian 18-21, F Mar 22

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    Ask me anything and I will answer. No matter what!
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    I do think i will always be alone because i tend to get overlookd for girls who are more outgoing and flirt
    Sparkles4Soul Sparkles4Soul 22-25, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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