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I Will Not Marry An Inanimate Object

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    But I Have Had

    An intimate relationship with one. Ok, make that more than one, at this point I'd like to claim I've never been unfaithful to an inanimate object, but alas it wouldn't be true, I have had more than one on the go at the same time! 
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 May 9, 2012

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    I Don't Think So...

    I just read a news of a woman who's been married with the Berlin wall for 29 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html She says: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 24 Responses May 27, 2008

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    No Fun Freddies Need Not Apply

    No way I am ever going to be tied down by jerk who wouldn't know the meaning of fun if it bit him in the ***!!!  Life is too short not to laugh and have fun.  I want to share all that with someone I really care about.
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Sure I Say This Now =3

    But I may find a very attractive super artificial intelligent computer in the future.... *robot fantasies* <3
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Apr 7, 2011

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    "Stop objectifying Me!"

    WHAT!? I cannot believe that the world has come to this! People choosing lifeless objects over other living, breathing human beings. I'd be interested as to whether there are more females than males taking this path of action. I would say there are many women in the world who...
    minksy minksy 18-21, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Uh...i Don't Think So!

    I absolutely will not marry a woman who's a emotion-less drone who isn't intimate ( you know what I mean) and doesn't fulfill my needs (two-way streets are cool, kay?). Who in their right mind would marry someone so...so...repugnant!
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Sep 28, 2011

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    It's A Strange World.

    Why is it more legal for someone to marry their pillow, a wall or the Eiffel Tower than a human that happens to be same sex as them?
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Feb 27, 2012

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    You must not know what inanimate means
    TheAnonymousTroll TheAnonymousTroll 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 21

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    I do. Be it my cellphone (when I had one), tv, computer, internet modem, or iPad. If the object doesn't functions the way it should, I'll yell at it because it's not doing its job...
    ja131989 ja131989 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    Stupid table! When did your corner get there??? And why would it run into me like that???
    TheHowler4555 TheHowler4555 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I once yelled at my car when I missed a turn!
    Emilia0659 Emilia0659 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    This is silly but true... Don't know why I think this ...maybe I'm just superstitious ??
    roseanne00 roseanne00 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    ****** bed frame, stop hitting my side when I walk out the door you ***
    nickwrocks1 nickwrocks1 13-15, M Nov 21

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    Especially stuffed animals.
    SammiSakura SammiSakura 13-15, F Nov 22

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    I started yelling at my English paper. It had to be 8 pages front and back 😐
    Nightlover223 Nightlover223 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    That moment when you stub you toe on something and you really just want to beat the **** out of it and then you realize it doesn't feel pain, so you just yell at it instead. This...
    Ltsdragon Ltsdragon 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    12/5/2011 Exactly three years since I started dating the love of my life. Three years of laughs, movies, road trips, arguments, dates, school dances, tears of sadness, tears of...
    Dancedancedance Dancedancedance 18-21, F Dec 5

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    You can add any suitable device to the buckle, regardless of whether you have the stage to use it. It'll act as the highest-level device you can use until you fulfill its...
    basketball989 basketball989 22-25, M Dec 3

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    To my future husband I want you to know this. Please never hurt me, never lay an unkind hand upon me. Please treat me like your equal. Know that I am submissive and will do...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Nov 25

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    10yeargap.com focuses on younger women dating older men and it encourages age gap marriage. 10YearGap.com is not a sugar daddy site. Single women are attracted to older single men...
    JessieFay JessieFay 31-35, F Dec 2

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    10yeargap.com focuses on younger women dating older men and it encourages age gap marriage. 10YearGap.com is not a sugar daddy site. Single women are attracted to older single men...
    JessieFay JessieFay 31-35, F Dec 2

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    Saw Gone Girl. I know it's fiction but I can't help but wonder what the hell is marriage about. I have never really fallen in love with someone with the feeling that I'm going...
    rowrowrowthe rowrowrowthe 22-25, M a week ago

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    im going to marry her one day❤️😍😘
    ShyProdigy ShyProdigy 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    If you asked, I would say yes. I would marry you
    mystiere13 mystiere13 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 25

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    Hello Every Buddy. Im From Pakistan. And I Wish TO Marry A Canadian Girl. If Any Girl Is Intrested Plz Reply Me. My Age Is 24.
    desiboy24 desiboy24 22-25, M Nov 29

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    So I'm turning only 20 in like 2 weeks and a few people I knew from school have got married or have had a child. I'm thinking like I wish I got married soon. I know that's dumb and...
    dazedandconfused6666 dazedandconfused6666 18-21, F Nov 30

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    Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do...
    Thiswillbethelast Thiswillbethelast 18-21, F Dec 1

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    i got asked to marry my ex i dont know what to say
    KatieBug16 KatieBug16 16-17, F 5 Responses Dec 9

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    Because he doesn't put any effort into our relationship, or any other relationship in his life. We are stuck together for now, with our house and kid it wouldn't be wise to end it...
    stolenartistalways stolenartistalways 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    All he has to do is ask me. Just ask me, and my answer will be "yes". Without hesitation. I've been dreaming about it. And wish it could happen right now.
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Tonight definitely proved to me that he will always be there. I was having some pretty serious symptoms and I was very scared about how I was feeling. He called me telling me to go...
    MarinesGirl94 MarinesGirl94 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    "I will make it. Because I don't have anything to lose. "Here's to everyone out there who has to fight their life and start from 0 all over again. I raise my glass to you. Drink...
    bowbowdown bowbowdown 31-35 Dec 5

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    i will stay single 4 ever
    Agadirian Agadirian 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    24th entry, Saturday 20th/Dec/2014 Yet another stressful crazy week, and with her not around, it's gonna be way tougher :/ I had a really strange morning this morning, I was...
    LoneDovahKiin LoneDovahKiin 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    Hmmm ok. I suppose we can try this again. Ask away. I won't bite. At least I don't think I will. But if I do, it will hurt...badly...but ask anyway.
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    Don't look down don't look back keep marching everforward step by step hour by hour day by day month by month year by year we're gonna get there all will be accomplished all will...
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M 1 hr ago

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    Some of us have that 1 person that we will always have love for. Mine is an ex, who is now a friend, we dated over a year ago. It didn't work out but I still love him. We have both...
    Driann Driann 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I would like to say thank you, to all of you, for sharing your thougts with me and letting me to see you. Thank you EP for allowing me to express myself in a written word and...
    MyLady9 MyLady9 46-50, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Why post lots of 'verbiage' when one 'verbiage' will do ...
    Homejames Homejames 51-55, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Ask me anything I will answer truthfully!:)
    simbarawr1 simbarawr1 18-21, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I will answer any question
    dime123456789 dime123456789 18-21, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Yep, I truly will. Just ask whatever comes to mind.
    BON3S BON3S 18-21, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Ask me anything I will answer 1,000% honest
    cutegirl104 cutegirl104 18-21, F 7 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I guess I should take a chance at this. You can ask me anything and I will no doubt answer without a simple no.
    TheFarmerAsACorpse TheFarmerAsACorpse 18-21 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I see a lot of ppl post this question and still only answer about 20% of questions posed. I will answer any question asked until my ride gets here and i jave to leave
    bbboredasfuck bbboredasfuck 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    The problem with having so many stories is people stop believing you. I have told only a handful of stories to friends yet they are starting to call bullshit on them. I guess they...
    SomeBloke616 SomeBloke616 16-17, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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