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I Will Not Marry An Inanimate Object

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 71 People

    No Fun Freddies Need Not Apply

    No way I am ever going to be tied down by jerk who wouldn't know the meaning of fun if it bit him in the ***!!!  Life is too short not to laugh and have fun.  I want to share all that with someone I really care about.
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Sure I Say This Now =3

    But I may find a very attractive super artificial intelligent computer in the future.... *robot fantasies* <3
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Apr 7, 2011

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    It's A Strange World.

    Why is it more legal for someone to marry their pillow, a wall or the Eiffel Tower than a human that happens to be same sex as them?
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Feb 27, 2012

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    But I Have Had

    An intimate relationship with one. Ok, make that more than one, at this point I'd like to claim I've never been unfaithful to an inanimate object, but alas it wouldn't be true, I have had more than one on the go at the same time! 
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 May 9, 2012

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    Uh...i Don't Think So!

    I absolutely will not marry a woman who's a emotion-less drone who isn't intimate ( you know what I mean) and doesn't fulfill my needs (two-way streets are cool, kay?). Who in their right mind would marry someone so...so...repugnant!
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Sep 28, 2011

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    "Stop objectifying Me!"

    WHAT!? I cannot believe that the world has come to this! People choosing lifeless objects over other living, breathing human beings. I'd be interested as to whether there are more females than males taking this path of action. I would say there are many women in the world who...
    minksy minksy 18-21, F Jun 14, 2008

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    I Don't Think So...

    I just read a news of a woman who's been married with the Berlin wall for 29 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html She says: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 24 Responses May 27, 2008

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    MarriedCouple69 MarriedCouple69 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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