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I Will Not Marry An Inanimate Object

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 72 People

    No Fun Freddies Need Not Apply

    No way I am ever going to be tied down by jerk who wouldn't know the meaning of fun if it bit him in the ***!!!  Life is too short not to laugh and have fun.  I want to share all that with someone I really care about.
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    But I Have Had

    An intimate relationship with one. Ok, make that more than one, at this point I'd like to claim I've never been unfaithful to an inanimate object, but alas it wouldn't be true, I have had more than one on the go at the same time! 
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 May 9, 2012

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    Sure I Say This Now =3

    But I may find a very attractive super artificial intelligent computer in the future.... *robot fantasies* <3
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Apr 7, 2011

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    I Don't Think So...

    I just read a news of a woman who's been married with the Berlin wall for 29 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html She says: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 24 Responses May 27, 2008

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    It's A Strange World.

    Why is it more legal for someone to marry their pillow, a wall or the Eiffel Tower than a human that happens to be same sex as them?
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Feb 27, 2012

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    "Stop objectifying Me!"

    WHAT!? I cannot believe that the world has come to this! People choosing lifeless objects over other living, breathing human beings. I'd be interested as to whether there are more females than males taking this path of action. I would say there are many women in the world who...
    minksy minksy 18-21, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Uh...i Don't Think So!

    I absolutely will not marry a woman who's a emotion-less drone who isn't intimate ( you know what I mean) and doesn't fulfill my needs (two-way streets are cool, kay?). Who in their right mind would marry someone so...so...repugnant!
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Sep 28, 2011

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    Unfortunately... That's it. I will be alone forever because nobody likes me.
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    No limits to the questions. All you have to do is send me a private message or send me a message on kikk, FloridaGirl2193, and I will reply to any question you ask me.
    FloridaGirl93 FloridaGirl93 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    I will. I am a open minded person.
    JayTheU JayTheU 18-21, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Will answer all, nice to meet you, I'm new
    Lilgirll Lilgirll 18-21, F 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    She's like chocolate to me. Indulging, relaxing, warming, something that I couldn't live with. She's sweet, caring, sometimes too sweet. She might give me tooth decay. She makes me...
    bubblyeater bubblyeater 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I will respect you as an adult. I will not tell you what to do. However, I also will not tell you anything to make you believe that I agree with you nor will I be your friend. I...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    JayR95 JayR95 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Ask anything that will wet my butterfly, i will answer; ultimately it will give total pleasure to my bf.
    smooch69 smooch69 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    c253561005 c253561005 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Unfortunately, those guys are just doing what our society raised them to do. Not all societies are like that- though at this point it may be safe to say that most are. That's why...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    jessyung jessyung 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    This seems like the perfect place. I have so much on my mind...so many decisions facing me...so much I have done that I am ashamed of. I would do anything for the man I love...
    xxfallenwunxx xxfallenwunxx 26-30, F a week ago

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    b253561005 b253561005 22-25, M a week ago

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    I get a lot of messages asking if I'd share my wife. So there you have it: NO, never. Every one does with it as he pleases, but to me sharing my wife would be disrespecting myself...
    Luckyguy1970 Luckyguy1970 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    I have no idea why I do it, it just happens. I guess since I'm so clumsy, I'm used to bumping into people and apologizing, so I've built up the habit or something. My American...
    waywardgirl98 waywardgirl98 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    yah, I've done that before! except i accidently send it, and the recipient was "not happy" to say the least! so, from now on, i shall vent on EP, instead. i dont want anymore...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 24

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    I think that about sums it up right there. However, I'm surprised that there's actually a group for it!
    KarlKadaver KarlKadaver 31-35, M Aug 23

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    I will not write you a song For songs immortalize people, Lyrics preserve memories Melodies refresh feelings And I want to forget you Everything that made me smile Everything that...
    Asurina Asurina 18-21, F Aug 23

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    Marriage for some people is cute I think ! But I just think it is a burden ! I do not wanna get marry , at least right now !! I hate my life ! I dislike everything !
    NoneEver NoneEver 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    Nobody is gonna read this but that's okay I'm just answering these questions cause I'm bored, like really really bored 1: Are you ready for 200 questions? I guess😭 2: Was your...
    EwItsMe EwItsMe 13-15, F Aug 22

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    and some times animated ones ??????????
    chris7379 chris7379 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    my lg g2 is mostly abused lol since the latest update it runs worth crap
    Andyg99 Andyg99 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    My phone gets most of the abuse. I yell at my mouse and my keyboard I have kicked my bath before because the water I poured into it burnt me I also have slammed the door so...
    Magsminx Magsminx 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I know I will be "ok" in the end. and I know that it is "ok" not to be "okay". I know it will be ok. I know I will be ok. but, maybe I want to be more than ok.
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 20

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    All the time as soon as I lose my temper. But I've gone through so many PlayStation pads. Probably a bit weird if I shout at them in a good mood tho
    aScousersTales aScousersTales 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Lately I've noticed I have been typing shorter Stories on E.P. and have been a bit too satisfied with them for my own good. My Stories are typically composed of almost a dozen or...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    when I joined "I will answer, anything".....forgive me for being mistaken that I would be asked valuable intelligent questions to satisfy "healthy" curiousity in order to offer...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 18

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