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    I Need To Be Locked In Here When Drunk/

    Someoen keep me here so I don't put unecessary groups in EP when I'm drunk.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2010

    I Listen To Love Songs And Think About You.

    Because I am THAT ridiculous.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Dec 28, 2009

    I Want This Girl To Quit Ruining My Music Time.

    At home, I usually have a few hours per day to reflect and unwind, listening to music on my headphones.  Well, everytime I get really good and into a song, my cousin's gf comes in here and starts talking to me.  I like hanging out with her, but I need a moment...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Dec 29, 2009

    I Am Tired Of The Curly Headed Boy From Juno Being In Every Damn Movie.

    All those "comedy" movies (for pothead teenagers) with that skinny, curly headed boy from Juno and/or that fat curly headed guy, are annoying.  Like Superbad.  Ugh.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2010

    I Love My Fictional Husband.

    I know I am not married to him in real life, but in my mind, we are married all day, everyday!  Lol! **No, I am not psychotic, my "husband" knows all about this.**
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2009

    I Live A Fantasy Life With Lil.

    I fantasize about the life that we do not have together quite frequently.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Dec 28, 2009

    I Don't Know What Posessed My Uncle To Buy Mint Swirl Cookies.

    My uncle brought home two oacks of cookies last night.  One was peanut butter cups ,and the other was some mint swirl chcolate chip.  Well, we all have a sweet tooth at ngiht and I make the cookies and brownies when Im here.  We didn't have brownies tonight...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Jan 1, 2010

    I Need A Five Dollar Foot Long.

    I'd pay more than five dollars, though ;D
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Dec 28, 2009

    I Don't Wanna Watch The Ants Go Marching Movie Anymore.

    My cousin is wathcing yet antoher film he's seen five thousand times in his life and it keeps pplaying that marching band song "The ants go marching" or whatever.  I learned it in kindergarten msuic class.  All you see is some guy trying to be badass, running...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Jan 1, 2010

    Can't Make Any Promises.

    But, I suppose I could consolidate all of my Subway groups to here.  Even though plenty of people enjoy the five dollar foot longs.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2009

    I Keep Having This Retarded Grin On My Face.

    I feel so silly all the time, despite everything that is going on in my life right now, I look like this at least two or three times a day:  
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 28, 2009

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    BioticCactus2 BioticCactus2
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    imshaved imshaved
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    30 min and counting:-{ I'll mis all my friends here. Let's try to keep in touch
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    Good bye to all the great people I've chatted with. It's been fun. Look for me on other sites. I'm. shaved7in to those that didn't like what I had to say kiss my ***.
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    Life is a wild goose. Tame the Goose. Feed upon the goose. BE THE GOOSE. QUACK LIKE A GOOSE. Enjoy life my friends (= Much love from, Headlines
    LackingSense LackingSense
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    urnesha urnesha
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    Since EP is shutting down many of us will be left out in the cold. So, I'd like to invite you, no matter who you are to feel completely free to message me for my contact info!
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