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I Will Post Your Sad Attempts To Score Cyber Sex

Anonymously, of course.... 387 People

    OH MY GOOD GOD. SORRY,

    MY LEGS ARE NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
    DELETEDANDGONE DELETEDANDGONE 70+, T 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    M5ewo 29 mins ago Hey hey hottie filthy chat?

    Me 25 mins ago hottie? do I know you? M5ewo 23 mins ago No lol it's a compliment so u up for it? Me 22 mins ago How is it a compliment when you don't know what I look like! ? M5ewo 21 mins ago I think all women are hot regardless of what they look like Me 21 mins...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Another Saddo!! Lol

    RE: hiiiii Between justforfun007 and You justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm ;) jazzyknickers Dec 13, 2012 3:41 AM LOL ,i think you got ya centimetres mixed up with ya millimetres you sad...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard.

    HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont like that kind of girls either im so confident that youre not that kinda of girls that why im sticking on you but i reallly got a big...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 2, 2013

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    Lol

    phiney101 Dec 31, 2012 11:42 AM Do you have any nude pics of your self that we can share? I'm not perverted, but I want to be. Can you teach me? Phiney jazzyknickers Dec 31, 2012 11:48 AM Yes heres one of me out for a stroll naked 
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Dec 31, 2012

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    Between korush and I Block

    Delete korush korush 1 hour ago i love speaking about spanking in skype now foldedunfolding Me 56 minutes ago so this is a new development for you? korush korush 50 minutes ago i have loved spanking about 20 years i like to feel each other by web and speaking about it now...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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    Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy....

    MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles* MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day SweetKiester well it just started.....so ok. MC1982 Lol have u exposed ur belly lately SweetKiester .....and just because i don't feel like going...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 34 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    After having quite a few additions to this

    group, I have determined this to be my answer when things go from hi, how are you to, how do think I look in this lacy underwear (from a guy)....: ya know... I'm going to cut out of this here "conversation' pretty much cause I don't give a flying rats *** to continue it. I...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2014

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    AddyAddyAddy AddyAddyAddy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    He's direct, I'll give him that: Title of

    message: *Ur cute* XXXXXXXX 50 minutes ago Send me a picture of u naked - Sent from a mobile device. Me 48 minutes ago Right. I'll get right on that. XXXXXXXX 47 minutes ago Really - Sent from a mobile device. XXXXXXXX 26 minutes ago Should i give t my number...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll 46-50, F 18 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    hi Between talatism2014

    and I Block Delete talatism2014 talatism2014 11 hours ago hello , are u nu/dist? foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago nope i'm a prudist talatism2014 talatism2014 1 hour ago sorry i don't know what is this prudist? talatism2014 talatism2014 1 hour ago please explain to me...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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    No I Can't Fcking Help You Out

    hi Between sublimeeyes and You sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM Can you help me out? A girl asked me how big my penis is. Now I'm little mental about it because I haven't been in many relationships. Can you check me out and...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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    First Contact

    Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send messages... what would you like to chat about?Unnamed&Lame: sex! lolWT: um... sorry, i'll have to pass on that. there are...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 17 Responses Apr 12, 2011

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    Popped My EP Cherry

    Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn't see the "M" next to my name. Either that or it's a sexbot. ======================= tu...27 fine girl come to me i...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 30, 2013

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    Damn, well, this dude didn't waste any time

    with a silly opening message saying "hi." Breath of fresh air? No, more like a breath of stale, sweaty gym air. No thanks. Ashley989: Ok so we had an encounter at the gym,,Like there i use to very be regular to my gym and one day i was working out and doing my squats, so i saw...
    MeNotWe MeNotWe 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice...

    so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this message was waiting from one of those blank-profiled floating blue heads. incomplete profiles smack of desperation to me, like somebody has hurriedly...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 20 Responses Jun 18, 2011

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    This made me mad. I didn't

    even get his second message until I read the first one. Between hockeyfan9 and I BlockDelete hockeyfan9 1 hr ago Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me as a friend. You can message me back and we can chat. I am curious about why you put all those restrictions on anyone who...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2014

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    Hairy Bits Guy

    Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you? SweetKiester i'm sitting on my sofa... trying not to move around too much, cause i don't want to squish him by...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 9 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    Not so Romeo

    care to chat? Between xxxx and I  xxxx18 minutes ago  Me9 minutes ago Hey there. You don't have much of a profile going. Tell me a bit about what you're looking for? I'm not interested in cyber sex etc... xxxx 8 minutes ago Ok. My name is xxxx. I live in VA and I work as...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 29 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Saying hiii is too mainstream

    so here's a story in which i have fantasized you so....We use to study in the same college, you use dress up so sexily and come to class,then one fine day i came up to you and i asked you out for a dinner date. You looked at me and you whispered in my ear saying, Come over to my...
    Keebelle Keebelle 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2014

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    Ozcano

    ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM see my penis on cam? jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM p iss off
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    I'm All Over It.....

    Ok, not so much sexual but I thought this was worthy of a post. Kindly note I have not one indication on my account that this is something I'd be into, lol: "hello there i am adult baby and i am my wifes baby 247 and she his my mummy 247 so iff you would like to chat to me...
    RedRubies RedRubies 36-40, F 13 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    This one takes the cake!

    !! I'm telling you all his username so you know what a loser this guy is. between aston90210 and I aston90210 1 hour ago put on your high heels Me 1 hour ago What? Who are you? aston90210 1 hour ago no need to over think this, your not curing cancer..just throw on your...
    americanwitch americanwitch 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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    As "Evidence of his Serious"

    love Between XXXXX and IXXXXX Says Aug 9 you have a very pretty face and sexy body and your hair is also very beautiful I was amazed and fascinated to you  MeAug 12 Thanks, very sweet. XXXXX Aug 13 Where do you came from  MeAug 14 I came from Ireland but I live in Canada...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 13 Responses Aug 30, 2013

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    kingking2705So you don't like uh?

    ?FashionQueen86It's a subject I prefer not to talk about on here because people are creepy and perverted about it.kingking2705Give your mail.. We shall talk thereFashionQueen86Talk about what exactly? Why can't we talk here?kingking2705Sexkingking2705Shall we proceed to talk...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 7, 2014

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    I got a tad bitchy with this one,

    but my future self does not blame my past self. After all, if I was CELIBATE, what makes THIS GUY think he could break the spell?? Between sanifor and I Block Delete sanifor sanifor 5 hours ago Hello there. I was wondering what area you lived in because I would be happy to...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 9, 2014

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    Complete Guide To The Used Panty Fetish...By Johnkoshy

    panties Between johnkoshy and I Delete johnkoshy johnkoshy 22 hours ago Hello kuronekko Has anyone else tried to steal ur panties? Tell me sincerely kuronekko Me 22 hours ago im not wearing any johnkoshy johnkoshy 22 hours ago Do you know y guys take girls used panties...
    kuronekko kuronekko 31-35, F 14 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    Between soulseva and I Block

    Delete soulseva soulseva 4 hrs ago Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a bit mental about it and want to know what women will think
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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      Between brocksman

    and I Block Delete brocksman brocksman 59 minutes ago Hey, do you like having a big belly? I like big bellies ;) foldedunfolding Me 47 minutes ago i adore it. i give shade to the little gnomes who roam in my strawberry patch. brocksman brocksman 43 minutes ago haha I'd...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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    Between droark47 and I Block

    Delete droark47 droark47 Dec 27, 2013 hey how are u,ohhhh mercy...u are sooo beautiful...may I ask u something personal NinjaKitteh1999 Me Dec 27, 2013 uhh sure.. droark47 droark47 Dec 27, 2013 thanks,like are u into sex...I mean if u really like a boy...lol NinjaKitteh1999...
    NinjaKitteh1999 NinjaKitteh1999 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16, 2014

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    boyadjian 1 day ago This is mine u like ir Me

    1 day ago Not really, it looks weird. boyadjian 1 day ago U like to see on sky** boyadjian 1 day ago Better we relaxing boyadjian 1 day ago Come on Me 1 day ago No, I don't want to see your d***, it was rather unfortunate I had to be put through that just now, but I...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

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    If You Thought The LAST Installment Was Good....

    ***I changed the spacing between the responses for ease of reading. This guy wants my girlfriends to text him, so feel free, y'all! {10/17/13 note: i am taking out the phone number for the safety of this man. it wasnt cool of me to post it.} caution~dirty pics and content, and...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 12 Responses Oct 8, 2013

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    Presumptuous Much?

    this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate my EP settings, rather than realize i may be a "prude" (her word, not mine--yes, she's female for all you who insist this...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 16 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    Here are peoples sad attempts at trying to get

    my cheat. There sad attempts at trying win me over, and cheat. Ill post them in the comments. each times I get more, so they all stay in the same place. Ep loves to delete things even when its not against policy. I don't know why. If you want to message me with this kind of...
    silencedshy silencedshy 26-30, F 14 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    Ole!

    What do you think, ladies? He's Spanish. And determined. Should I respond? Or at least send the poor fellow my amazing panty? What to do, what to do... loooopy Oct 10 you wont imagin how my hard big cooock hard right now,i just wanna get ur amazing panty to wrap it around my...
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    Marwan77 4 mins ago I can eat your ***

    and drink your squirt if you want Me 4 mins ago Gross. Marwan77 2 mins ago I will do anything gross for you Me 0 seconds ago Sweet, you can **** right off. Your message has been sent. Back to Inbox Do not share phone numbers, emails, or addresses with people you do not...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

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    It clearly says in my profile

    that Im not here for sex. Either men dont read my profile properly or they think they can sway me in some way. Im always getting messages but only recently joined this group. Here's the latest: Yuk!!! vagerboy 2 minutes ago hey, hows it going? Sorry to just msg you out of...
    SteelButterfly SteelButterfly 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 5, 2014

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    Must Be The Weather?

    Lately I have gotten an increase in private messages offering various services. I hate when people who don't know me call me sweety, baby, sexy, etc. Today's latest message. "Hello sweety you are here for sex? xoxoxo" LOLOL...really? Omg! Could this be love? I mean the sweet...
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 23 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin'

    you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his profile picture is of some terribly ripped and lean nude guy laying in bed with his hand headed south for the weiner. i mean, winter...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 30 Responses Nov 16, 2011

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    Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them

    THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE.  I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME REST ASSURED YOU WON'T GET IN MY PANTS.Between NEVER HAD A CHANCE and You   NEVER HAD A CHANCE Apr 22, 2011 9:02 AMu can have my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 38 Responses May 2, 2011

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    My Conversation With A Perv Just Now

      Between Wanit1 and I Delete Wanit1 Wanit1 48 minutes ago Would u do me from behind?? foldedunfolding Me 29 minutes ago would you push your penis into a meat grinder? Wanit1 Wanit1 28 minutes ago Lol it was just a question we can just talk about sex foldedunfolding Me...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 15 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    I really had no idea how many creepy men were

    on here! Worst pickup lines ever. Some don't even seem to care when you tell them you're married. So when they ask for pics, I send pictures of my boyfriend and myself ;) that shuts them up.
    BrittanyErin BrittanyErin 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Ohh N0o0o She Dihh-Untt

    Between MotleyCrue1982 and I Delete MotleyCrue1982 MotleyCrue1982 1 hour ago Can I ask u a question foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago you just did:) MotleyCrue1982 MotleyCrue1982 1 hour ago Are u ticklish foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago hmm...i never gave you permission to ask...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 19 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    I Love My Ficticious Rottweiler

    aim******* would you allow me to tribute one of your photos live on skype?:) SweetKiester would i have to pay for it? here... wait .....let me get my credit card. *smiles* aim*******j lol. i tell you what i'll give you a freebee:) can see you do have a rebellious streak me i have...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 9 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Not sure what this is: salmankhan1248 6 days

    ago hi!! how are you?? salmankhan1248 13 mins ago Ever since I was very young I loved ballbusting, it turned me on like anything, I always tried to get hot girls to kick me there, When I was in college there was this very beautiful girl I was totally crazy about her,she had...
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    southernman1981 15 mins ago Hello how are u

    tonight???? shineon09 Me 13 mins ago fine..... southernman1981 southernman1981 13 mins ago That your real pic? shineon09 Me 12 mins ago yeah...is that yours? southernman1981 southernman1981 12 mins ago Here's me southernman1981 southernman1981 12 mins ago (this is where he...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 7 Responses