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I Will Post Your Sad Attempts To Score Cyber Sex

Anonymously, of course.... 387 People

    Another Saddo!! Lol

    RE: hiiiii Between justforfun007 and You justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm ;) jazzyknickers Dec 13, 2012 3:41 AM LOL ,i think you got ya centimetres mixed up with ya millimetres you sad...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    Should I just lie and say I'm a man to avoid

    these types of messages? 0_o. This one is quite long and occured out of the blue. This is why I don't want to talk to people.rockhardkinkyJul 31Ever since I was very young I loved ballbusting, it turned me on like anything, I always tried to get hot girls to kick me there, When...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2014

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    Most persistent one I've run into

    so far Between jsoufley666 and I UnblockDelete jsoufley6661 day ago hey wana s*xchat on skype? Me 1 day ago no thank you jsoufley6661 day ago Come on i'll show you my d*ck :) you just show juciy boobs Me 1 day ago no. thank you jsoufley6661 day ago Okay i wish i can see...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 13, 2014

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    I'm All Over It.....

    Ok, not so much sexual but I thought this was worthy of a post. Kindly note I have not one indication on my account that this is something I'd be into, lol: "hello there i am adult baby and i am my wifes baby 247 and she his my mummy 247 so iff you would like to chat to me...
    RedRubies RedRubies 36-40, F 13 Responses Jul 27, 2012

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    Between soulseva and I Block

    Delete soulseva soulseva 4 hrs ago Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a bit mental about it and want to know what women will think
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    Been Getting More Of These Recently

    I hadn't gotten any messages like this in a while but the past few days I've been getting several. Here's a good one, short and to the point. Subject: add? Message: I want to get hard from your pics.
    americanwitch americanwitch 36-40, F 15 Responses Jun 24, 2013

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    Your New Cute Auntie?

    This gentlemen added me to his circle. Here are his top groups: I Need To Be Talked Dirty To I Want Dirty Emails I Love Dirty Chat I Want To Feel Your Fingers Trace My Body I Like Huge Black **** Insida My Shaved White ***** I Wanna Know What Type Of Book...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 8 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    I got a tad bitchy with this one,

    but my future self does not blame my past self. After all, if I was CELIBATE, what makes THIS GUY think he could break the spell?? Between sanifor and I Block Delete sanifor sanifor 5 hours ago Hello there. I was wondering what area you lived in because I would be happy to...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 9, 2014

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    Hairy Bits Guy

    Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you? SweetKiester i'm sitting on my sofa... trying not to move around too much, cause i don't want to squish him by...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 9 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy....

    MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles* MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day SweetKiester well it just started.....so ok. MC1982 Lol have u exposed ur belly lately SweetKiester .....and just because i don't feel like going...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 34 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    I really had no idea how many creepy men were

    on here! Worst pickup lines ever. Some don't even seem to care when you tell them you're married. So when they ask for pics, I send pictures of my boyfriend and myself ;) that shuts them up.
    BrittanyErin BrittanyErin 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Ozcano

    ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM see my penis on cam? jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM p iss off
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    Saying hiii is too mainstream

    so here's a story in which i have fantasized you so....We use to study in the same college, you use dress up so sexily and come to class,then one fine day i came up to you and i asked you out for a dinner date. You looked at me and you whispered in my ear saying, Come over to my...
    Keebelle Keebelle 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2014

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    No I Can't Fcking Help You Out

    hi Between sublimeeyes and You sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM Can you help me out? A girl asked me how big my penis is. Now I'm little mental about it because I haven't been in many relationships. Can you check me out and...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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    OH MY GOOD GOD. SORRY,

    MY LEGS ARE NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
    DELETEDANDGONE DELETEDANDGONE 70+, T 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    This one takes the cake!

    !! I'm telling you all his username so you know what a loser this guy is. between aston90210 and I aston90210 1 hour ago put on your high heels Me 1 hour ago What? Who are you? aston90210 1 hour ago no need to over think this, your not curing cancer..just throw on your...
    americanwitch americanwitch 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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    Seriously...what is up with the unsolicited dk

    pic sharing? And it's not just here on EP. These online flashers might actually be suffering something, perhaps low self-esteem based on the size of their thing. Now, even if one is proud of what they have, still, it's not cool to just fill my screen with an image that probably...
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 6 Responses Jun 19

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    Between droark47 and I Block

    Delete droark47 droark47 Dec 27, 2013 hey how are u,ohhhh mercy...u are sooo beautiful...may I ask u something personal NinjaKitteh1999 Me Dec 27, 2013 uhh sure.. droark47 droark47 Dec 27, 2013 thanks,like are u into sex...I mean if u really like a boy...lol NinjaKitteh1999...
    NinjaKitteh1999 NinjaKitteh1999 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16, 2014

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    This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice...

    so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this message was waiting from one of those blank-profiled floating blue heads. incomplete profiles smack of desperation to me, like somebody has hurriedly...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 20 Responses Jun 18, 2011

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    This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard.

    HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont like that kind of girls either im so confident that youre not that kinda of girls that why im sticking on you but i reallly got a big...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 2, 2013

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    Cyber Sex Trolls

    Late at night, when everyone's away. That’s when they all come out to play. The cyber sex trolls, you know who I mean. All those men, here for only one thing. They fill up your inbox with “hi”s and “hello”s, formal “how are you”s, to some outright, blatant, begging...
    LG76 LG76 36-40, F 52 Responses Jul 28, 2013

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    Popped My EP Cherry

    Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn't see the "M" next to my name. Either that or it's a sexbot. ======================= tu...27 fine girl come to me i...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 30, 2013

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    Presumptuous Much?

    this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate my EP settings, rather than realize i may be a "prude" (her word, not mine--yes, she's female for all you who insist this...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 16 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    Lol

    phiney101 Dec 31, 2012 11:42 AM Do you have any nude pics of your self that we can share? I'm not perverted, but I want to be. Can you teach me? Phiney jazzyknickers Dec 31, 2012 11:48 AM Yes heres one of me out for a stroll naked 
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Dec 31, 2012

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    This started with being sent two **** pics from

    this guy I have never spoken to and I do not know. It was pathetic to look at so thought I would spare you all. Me 1 hr ago Why on earth would you do that? hi8900 1 hr ago Idk just thought u might like it but I'm sry didn't mean to upset you hi8900 12 mins ago U seem...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe 31-35, F 4 Responses May 5

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    Ohh N0o0o She Dihh-Untt

    Between MotleyCrue1982 and I Delete MotleyCrue1982 MotleyCrue1982 1 hour ago Can I ask u a question foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago you just did:) MotleyCrue1982 MotleyCrue1982 1 hour ago Are u ticklish foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago hmm...i never gave you permission to ask...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 19 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    My Conversation With A Perv Just Now

      Between Wanit1 and I Delete Wanit1 Wanit1 48 minutes ago Would u do me from behind?? foldedunfolding Me 29 minutes ago would you push your penis into a meat grinder? Wanit1 Wanit1 28 minutes ago Lol it was just a question we can just talk about sex foldedunfolding Me...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 15 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    Between korush and I Block

    Delete korush korush 1 hour ago i love speaking about spanking in skype now foldedunfolding Me 56 minutes ago so this is a new development for you? korush korush 50 minutes ago i have loved spanking about 20 years i like to feel each other by web and speaking about it now...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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    Not sure what this is: salmankhan1248 6 days

    ago hi!! how are you?? salmankhan1248 13 mins ago Ever since I was very young I loved ballbusting, it turned me on like anything, I always tried to get hot girls to kick me there, When I was in college there was this very beautiful girl I was totally crazy about her,she had...
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    After having quite a few additions to this

    group, I have determined this to be my answer when things go from hi, how are you to, how do think I look in this lacy underwear (from a guy)....: ya know... I'm going to cut out of this here "conversation' pretty much cause I don't give a flying rats *** to continue it. I...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2014

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    Damn, well, this dude didn't waste any time

    with a silly opening message saying "hi." Breath of fresh air? No, more like a breath of stale, sweaty gym air. No thanks. Ashley989: Ok so we had an encounter at the gym,,Like there i use to very be regular to my gym and one day i was working out and doing my squats, so i saw...
    MeNotWe MeNotWe 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin'

    you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his profile picture is of some terribly ripped and lean nude guy laying in bed with his hand headed south for the weiner. i mean, winter...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 30 Responses Nov 16, 2011

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    Shame I Don't Have Skype ...

    This evening's entertainment so far:Him: Hi - *** chat.Me: Hi, what would you like to chat about?Him: lol, I'm hardMe: Really? how surprising!Him: you made me hardMe: How did I manage that? Him: I'm horny.  Wish you could see it.Me: Really?Him: Do you use Skype?Me: NoHim...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss 51-55, F 24 Responses Sep 20, 2013

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    As "Evidence of his Serious"

    love Between XXXXX and IXXXXX Says Aug 9 you have a very pretty face and sexy body and your hair is also very beautiful I was amazed and fascinated to you  MeAug 12 Thanks, very sweet. XXXXX Aug 13 Where do you came from  MeAug 14 I came from Ireland but I live in Canada...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 13 Responses Aug 30, 2013

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    Between alexvigillove

    and I Block Delete alexvigillove alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013 (HIS NUMBER) so plz text me ill be your best friend NinjaKitteh1999 Me Jul 12, 2013 um i can't do that sorry... alexvigillove alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013 then ill be more sad so text me NinjaKitteh1999 Me Jul 12...
    NinjaKitteh1999 NinjaKitteh1999 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 16, 2014

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    kingking2705So you don't like uh?

    ?FashionQueen86It's a subject I prefer not to talk about on here because people are creepy and perverted about it.kingking2705Give your mail.. We shall talk thereFashionQueen86Talk about what exactly? Why can't we talk here?kingking2705Sexkingking2705Shall we proceed to talk...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 7, 2014

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    Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them

    THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE.  I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME REST ASSURED YOU WON'T GET IN MY PANTS.Between NEVER HAD A CHANCE and You   NEVER HAD A CHANCE Apr 22, 2011 9:02 AMu can have my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 38 Responses May 2, 2011

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    reeelgreeneyes2 days ago Sexy Me 2 days

    ago Seriously? reeelgreeneyes1 day ago Yes reeelgreeneyes1 day ago How hot are you? Me 1 day ago Do you always start conversations by just blurting out a random word? 
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 14, 2014

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    AddyAddyAddy AddyAddyAddy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Not so Romeo

    care to chat? Between xxxx and I  xxxx18 minutes ago  Me9 minutes ago Hey there. You don't have much of a profile going. Tell me a bit about what you're looking for? I'm not interested in cyber sex etc... xxxx 8 minutes ago Ok. My name is xxxx. I live in VA and I work as...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 29 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Marwan77 4 mins ago I can eat your ***

    and drink your squirt if you want Me 4 mins ago Gross. Marwan77 2 mins ago I will do anything gross for you Me 0 seconds ago Sweet, you can **** right off. Your message has been sent. Back to Inbox Do not share phone numbers, emails, or addresses with people you do not...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

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    First Contact

    Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send messages... what would you like to chat about?Unnamed&Lame: sex! lolWT: um... sorry, i'll have to pass on that. there are...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 17 Responses Apr 12, 2011

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    Here are peoples sad attempts at trying to get

    my cheat. There sad attempts at trying win me over, and cheat. Ill post them in the comments. each times I get more, so they all stay in the same place. Ep loves to delete things even when its not against policy. I don't know why. If you want to message me with this kind of...
    silencedshy silencedshy 26-30, F 14 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    hi Between talatism2014

    and I Block Delete talatism2014 talatism2014 11 hours ago hello , are u nu/dist? foldedunfolding Me 1 hour ago nope i'm a prudist talatism2014 talatism2014 1 hour ago sorry i don't know what is this prudist? talatism2014 talatism2014 1 hour ago please explain to me...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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    boyadjian 1 day ago This is mine u like ir Me

    1 day ago Not really, it looks weird. boyadjian 1 day ago U like to see on sky** boyadjian 1 day ago Better we relaxing boyadjian 1 day ago Come on Me 1 day ago No, I don't want to see your d***, it was rather unfortunate I had to be put through that just now, but I...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

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      Between brocksman

    and I Block Delete brocksman brocksman 59 minutes ago Hey, do you like having a big belly? I like big bellies ;) foldedunfolding Me 47 minutes ago i adore it. i give shade to the little gnomes who roam in my strawberry patch. brocksman brocksman 43 minutes ago haha I'd...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 29, 2014

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