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I Will Post Your Sad Attempts To Score Cyber Sex

Anonymously, of course.... 371 People

    Your New Cute Auntie?

    This gentlemen added me to his circle. Here are his top groups: I Need To Be Talked Dirty To I Want Dirty Emails I Love Dirty Chat I Want To Feel Your Fingers Trace My Body I Like Huge Black **** Insida My Shaved White ***** I Wanna Know What Type Of Book...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Sep 1, 2012

    I'm All Over It.....

    Ok, not so much sexual but I thought this was worthy of a post. Kindly note I have not one indication on my account that this is something I'd be into, lol: "hello there i am adult baby and i am my wifes baby 247 and she his my mummy 247 so iff you would like to chat to me...
    RedRubies RedRubies
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Jul 27, 2012

    Must Be The Weather?

    Lately I have gotten an increase in private messages offering various services. I hate when people who don't know me call me sweety, baby, sexy, etc. Today's latest message. "Hello sweety you are here for sex? xoxoxo" LOLOL...really? Omg! Could this be love? I mean the sweet...
    soulrunher soulrunher
    46-50, F
    16 Responses Oct 17, 2013

    Just a heads up. rollingsoul 2 mins ago Could

    you tell me what you think of my p#nis size? I'm looking for a woman's opinion. kuronekko Me 1 second ago I think that men who message women asking this, have a lot more to worry about than penis size.
    kuronekko kuronekko
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 1, 2015

    M5ewo 29 mins ago Hey hey hottie filthy chat?

    Me 25 mins ago hottie? do I know you? M5ewo 23 mins ago No lol it's a compliment so u up for it? Me 22 mins ago How is it a compliment when you don't know what I look like! ? M5ewo 21 mins ago I think all women are hot regardless of what they look like Me 21 mins...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

    Keepin' It Classy

    Yeah.... this is the ladies here put up with: __________________________________________ Sig*******e Would love to tie you up and put you hanging nicely.... mmmm ______________________________________________ Sigh. You're new to how this works, aren't you? Cough.
    RedRubies RedRubies
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Dec 2, 2013

    Crccman Crccman Aug 21 Hi how are

    u silencedshy Me Aug 21 Good and you? Crccman Crccman Aug 21 I'm good can I get to know u silencedshy Me Aug 21 That depends what your intentions are silencedshy Me Aug 21 A lot about me is in my stories. Have you read them? Crccman Crccman...
    silencedshy silencedshy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin'

    you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his profile picture is of some terribly ripped and lean nude guy laying in bed with his hand headed south for the weiner. i mean, winter...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    28 Responses Nov 16, 2011

    Just like old times!!

    ! villain10 10 mins ago put on high heels Gemzaayy Me 8 mins ago No villain10 villain10 1 min ago keep rocking hand me down grandma's dollar store plastic flip flops then, no need to reply back, you whoranda, just like your mother If someone blocked you, you are not...
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 17, 2015

    southernman1981 15 mins ago Hello how are u

    tonight???? shineon09 Me 13 mins ago fine..... southernman1981 southernman1981 13 mins ago That your real pic? shineon09 Me 12 mins ago yeah...is that yours? southernman1981 southernman1981 12 mins ago Here's me southernman1981 southernman1981 12 mins ago (this is where he...
    shineon09 shineon09
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Feb 28, 2015

    First Contact

    Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send messages... what would you like to chat about?Unnamed&Lame: sex! lolWT: um... sorry, i'll have to pass on that. there are...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    16 Responses Apr 12, 2011

    kingking2705So you don't like uh?

    ?FashionQueen86It's a subject I prefer not to talk about on here because people are creepy and perverted about it.kingking2705Give your mail.. We shall talk thereFashionQueen86Talk about what exactly? Why can't we talk here?kingking2705Sexkingking2705Shall we proceed to talk...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 7, 2014

    Marwan77 4 mins ago I can eat your ***

    and drink your squirt if you want Me 4 mins ago Gross. Marwan77 2 mins ago I will do anything gross for you Me 0 seconds ago Sweet, you can **** right off. Your message has been sent. Back to Inbox Do not share phone numbers, emails, or addresses with people you do not...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

    He's direct, I'll give him that: Title of

    message: *Ur cute* XXXXXXXX 50 minutes ago Send me a picture of u naked - Sent from a mobile device. Me 48 minutes ago Right. I'll get right on that. XXXXXXXX 47 minutes ago Really - Sent from a mobile device. XXXXXXXX 26 minutes ago Should i give t my number...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    17 Responses Dec 14, 2013

    Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! SEX!!

    That's all it is with some men on here. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! And I know there are some EP users out there who send me these messages just to bug me, becuase they KNOW by my profile rules I don't like it. But now, when I get them, I'm just going to block immediately...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Nov 22, 2013

    This started with being sent two **** pics from

    this guy I have never spoken to and I do not know. It was pathetic to look at so thought I would spare you all. Me 1 hr ago Why on earth would you do that? hi8900 1 hr ago Idk just thought u might like it but I'm sry didn't mean to upset you hi8900 12 mins ago U seem...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 5, 2015

    It clearly says in my profile

    that Im not here for sex. Either men dont read my profile properly or they think they can sway me in some way. Im always getting messages but only recently joined this group. Here's the latest: Yuk!!! vagerboy 2 minutes ago hey, hows it going? Sorry to just msg you out of...
    SteelButterfly SteelButterfly
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Feb 5, 2014

    Damn, well, this dude didn't waste any time

    with a silly opening message saying "hi." Breath of fresh air? No, more like a breath of stale, sweaty gym air. No thanks. Ashley989: Ok so we had an encounter at the gym,,Like there i use to very be regular to my gym and one day i was working out and doing my squats, so i saw...
    MeNotWe MeNotWe
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jul 19, 2014

    This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice...

    so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this message was waiting from one of those blank-profiled floating blue heads. incomplete profiles smack of desperation to me, like somebody has hurriedly...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    19 Responses Jun 18, 2011

    Saying hiii is too mainstream

    so here's a story in which i have fantasized you so....We use to study in the same college, you use dress up so sexily and come to class,then one fine day i came up to you and i asked you out for a dinner date. You looked at me and you whispered in my ear saying, Come over to my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 6, 2014

    So I like roll playing.

    . I'm taking that experience off my wall because ever since I've been getting creeps in boxing me. One man said he wanted me to be his daughter.. Asked if he can be my father and act like we are doing a father daughter rape.. What The Hell 😐🔫
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 9, 2014

    This made me mad. I didn't

    even get his second message until I read the first one. Between hockeyfan9 and I BlockDelete hockeyfan9 1 hr ago Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me as a friend. You can message me back and we can chat. I am curious about why you put all those restrictions on anyone who...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2014

    reeelgreeneyes2 days ago Sexy Me 2 days

    ago Seriously? reeelgreeneyes1 day ago Yes reeelgreeneyes1 day ago How hot are you? Me 1 day ago Do you always start conversations by just blurting out a random word? 
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 14, 2014

    Well, You'll Never Find Out...

    Ah yes. First email of the day (good morning Ruby!): ************************************************** com*********9 3 hours ago sex at work, sex in public, sex any where, do you scream when you *** *************************************************** Form an orderly line...
    RedRubies RedRubies
    36-40, F
    15 Responses Sep 7, 2013

    boyadjian 1 day ago This is mine u like ir Me

    1 day ago Not really, it looks weird. boyadjian 1 day ago U like to see on sky** boyadjian 1 day ago Better we relaxing boyadjian 1 day ago Come on Me 1 day ago No, I don't want to see your d***, it was rather unfortunate I had to be put through that just now, but I...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 10, 2014

    Tribute On Skype

    I received this romantic message last night: 10:00pm XXXXX Would you like to watch me tribute one of your pics on Skype now :) Me Hmmm. I'm thinking no! Thanks anyway! XXXXX :(oh What if I say please? Me That doesn't work for everything . Your mother should have taught...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72
    41-45, F
    23 Responses Oct 23, 2013

    Should I just lie and say I'm a man to avoid

    these types of messages? 0_o. This one is quite long and occured out of the blue. This is why I don't want to talk to people.rockhardkinkyJul 31Ever since I was very young I loved ballbusting, it turned me on like anything, I always tried to get hot girls to kick me there, When...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2014

    Lol

    phiney101 Dec 31, 2012 11:42 AM Do you have any nude pics of your self that we can share? I'm not perverted, but I want to be. Can you teach me? Phiney jazzyknickers Dec 31, 2012 11:48 AM Yes heres one of me out for a stroll naked 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    11 Responses Dec 31, 2012

    Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy....

    MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles* MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day SweetKiester well it just started.....so ok. MC1982 Lol have u exposed ur belly lately SweetKiester .....and just because i don't feel like going...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    26 Responses Oct 27, 2013
    AddyAddyAddy AddyAddyAddy
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2014

    Complete Guide To The Used Panty Fetish...By Johnkoshy

    panties Between johnkoshy and I Delete johnkoshy johnkoshy 22 hours ago Hello kuronekko Has anyone else tried to steal ur panties? Tell me sincerely kuronekko Me 22 hours ago im not wearing any johnkoshy johnkoshy 22 hours ago Do you know y guys take girls used panties...
    kuronekko kuronekko
    31-35, F
    27 Responses Oct 17, 2013

    Blimey ,it Gets Worse !!

    RE: I want to be ur slave.................. please Between iamwanttobeyourpetdog and You iamwanttobeyourpetdog Dec 14, 2012 1:46 PM I would like to be dominated by u mistresses. i want to be ur pet and will obey whatever u say. I am ready to drink...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2012

    From someone that wants to be my friend LOL I

    know this isn’t exactly an attempt at cyber sex…. But I just want you ladies to know we guys also get some “interesting” PMs  LOL***** HI...how are you ?......i got spanked nude many times in my childhood once when i was 13 years old, i got a infection near my...
    TheDirtyOrator TheDirtyOrator
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2013

    Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them

    THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE.  I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME REST ASSURED YOU WON'T GET IN MY PANTS.Between NEVER HAD A CHANCE and You   NEVER HAD A CHANCE Apr 22, 2011 9:02 AMu can have my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    37 Responses May 2, 2011

    Presumptuous Much?

    this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate my EP settings, rather than realize i may be a "prude" (her word, not mine--yes, she's female for all you who insist this...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    15 Responses Jan 16, 2012

    Cyber Sex Trolls

    Late at night, when everyone's away. That’s when they all come out to play. The cyber sex trolls, you know who I mean. All those men, here for only one thing. They fill up your inbox with “hi”s and “hello”s, formal “how are you”s, to some outright, blatant, begging...
    LG76 LG76
    36-40, F
    41 Responses Jul 28, 2013

    Another Saddo!! Lol

    RE: hiiiii Between justforfun007 and You justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm ;) jazzyknickers Dec 13, 2012 3:41 AM LOL ,i think you got ya centimetres mixed up with ya millimetres you sad...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Dec 13, 2012

    I really had no idea how many creepy men were

    on here! Worst pickup lines ever. Some don't even seem to care when you tell them you're married. So when they ask for pics, I send pictures of my boyfriend and myself ;) that shuts them up.
    BrittanyErin BrittanyErin
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 7, 2014

    How To Stay A Virgin

    i apologize in advance for the length of this post, i have edited out some mundane details, but the majority of it was a classic example of how NOT to come on to a woman: [11:36am] infant:  heyy [11:36am] WoobieTuesday:  hi there [11:37am] infant:  I added you for a dumb...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Jun 23, 2011

    Hairy Bits Guy

    Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you? SweetKiester i'm sitting on my sofa... trying not to move around too much, cause i don't want to squish him by...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Nov 14, 2013

    I'm as straight as they come

    and I have a lovely fiancé that I enjoy being with. I do post experiences involving mature topics which there is nothing wrong with but I'm shocked that I have men sending me pics of their dicks as if that's what I have asked to see. I expect a woman to be inundated with this...
    Nate114 Nate114
    36-40, M
    Jan 25, 2014

    comprimise Between hughgo

    and I Delete hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago in bed i do hun lol shineon09 Me 5 hours ago uh...ok then hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago hey thats the best place shineon09 Me 5 hours ago i guess hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago works for me hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago so what tats do u possess...
    shineon09 shineon09
    36-40, F
    Jan 6, 2014

    This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard.

    HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont like that kind of girls either im so confident that youre not that kinda of girls that why im sticking on you but i reallly got a big...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Sep 2, 2013

    I've ignored this guy 3 times with his spam

    messages. He must be very busy copying and pasting the same message that I have receive it 3 times now. I'm spanish ******** who live in NY. If you wanna like watch striptease you can add me on skype. My skype is n _ _ _ _ s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ e. Don't worry I will dance for...
    ablondemoment ablondemoment
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 18, 2014

    Shame I Don't Have Skype ...

    This evening's entertainment so far:Him: Hi - *** chat.Me: Hi, what would you like to chat about?Him: lol, I'm hardMe: Really? how surprising!Him: you made me hardMe: How did I manage that? Him: I'm horny.  Wish you could see it.Me: Really?Him: Do you use Skype?Me: NoHim...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    22 Responses Sep 20, 2013

    OH MY GOOD GOD. SORRY,

    MY LEGS ARE NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
    DELETEDANDGONE DELETEDANDGONE
    70+, T
    1 Response Aug 27, 2014

    hi Between jkrgh and I Delete jkrgh jkrgh 28

    minutes ago Hello maam How are you??????? shineon09 Me 26 minutes ago fine thank you, you? jkrgh jkrgh 25 minutes ago yaa f9 do u know about facesitting and stinkface shineon09 Me 18 minutes ago do ever actually get any good responses from this type of pestering? jkrgh...
    shineon09 shineon09
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Dec 27, 2013

    Most persistent one I've run into

    so far Between jsoufley666 and I UnblockDelete jsoufley6661 day ago hey wana s*xchat on skype? Me 1 day ago no thank you jsoufley6661 day ago Come on i'll show you my d*ck :) you just show juciy boobs Me 1 day ago no. thank you jsoufley6661 day ago Okay i wish i can see...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 13, 2014

    After having quite a few additions to this

    group, I have determined this to be my answer when things go from hi, how are you to, how do think I look in this lacy underwear (from a guy)....: ya know... I'm going to cut out of this here "conversation' pretty much cause I don't give a flying rats *** to continue it. I...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Aug 3, 2014

    I Love My Ficticious Rottweiler

    aim******* would you allow me to tribute one of your photos live on skype?:) SweetKiester would i have to pay for it? here... wait .....let me get my credit card. *smiles* aim*******j lol. i tell you what i'll give you a freebee:) can see you do have a rebellious streak me i have...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Nov 10, 2013

    Popped My EP Cherry

    Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn't see the "M" next to my name. Either that or it's a sexbot. ======================= tu...27 fine girl come to me i...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Oct 30, 2013

    Between soulseva and I Block

    Delete soulseva soulseva 4 hrs ago Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a bit mental about it and want to know what women will think
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 15, 2014

    Ole!

    What do you think, ladies? He's Spanish. And determined. Should I respond? Or at least send the poor fellow my amazing panty? What to do, what to do... loooopy Oct 10 you wont imagin how my hard big cooock hard right now,i just wanna get ur amazing panty to wrap it around my...
    birdie39 birdie39
    41-45, F
    11 Responses Oct 22, 2013

    Ozcano

    ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM see my penis on cam? jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM p iss off
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Sep 25, 2012

    I Have Found The Gold Mine!!!

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur...
    Aether71 Aether71
    36-40, M
    12 Responses Nov 18, 2011

    kaunak 9 hrs ago hi, i am dominant 23 years old

    master , i want very submissive girl , i love giving gagging, spanking , anal, rough touching , hot wax, water , bondage plays ... are you interested ? where are you from ? how old are you ? Me 9 hrs ago Hell no.
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr
    22-25, F
    Mar 10, 2014

    Seriously...what is up with the unsolicited dk

    pic sharing? And it's not just here on EP. These online flashers might actually be suffering something, perhaps low self-esteem based on the size of their thing. Now, even if one is proud of what they have, still, it's not cool to just fill my screen with an image that probably...
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Jun 19, 2015

    Here are peoples sad attempts at trying to get

    my cheat. There sad attempts at trying win me over, and cheat. Ill post them in the comments. each times I get more, so they all stay in the same place. Ep loves to delete things even when its not against policy. I don't know why. If you want to message me with this kind of...
    silencedshy silencedshy
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    Not sure what this is: salmankhan1248 6 days

    ago hi!! how are you?? salmankhan1248 13 mins ago Ever since I was very young I loved ballbusting, it turned me on like anything, I always tried to get hot girls to kick me there, When I was in college there was this very beautiful girl I was totally crazy about her,she had...
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Sep 15, 2014
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