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I Will Post Your Sad Attempts To Score Cyber Sex

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    Ozcano

    ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM see my penis on cam? jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM p iss off
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    clownesta clownesta 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 13

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    boyadjian 1 day ago This is mine u like ir Me

    1 day ago Not really, it looks weird. boyadjian 1 day ago U like to see on sky** boyadjian 1 day ago Better we relaxing boyadjian 1 day ago Come on Me 1 day ago No, I don't want to see your d***, it was rather unfortunate I had to be put through that just now, but I...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    Presumptuous Much?

    this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate my EP settings, rather than realize i may be a "prude" (her word, not mine--yes, she's female for all you who insist this...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 18 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    I've Finally Lost My Virginity

    So I guess I finally poked the bear one too many times, by mentioning that, unlike my other lovely women friends, I've never received random attempts from strangers to score cyber sex. Lol. Last night I was privileged to have this scintillating conversation, and finally lost my...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 56 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    Between alexvigillove

    and I Block Delete alexvigillove alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013 (HIS NUMBER) so plz text me ill be your best friend NinjaKitteh1999 Me Jul 12, 2013 um i can't do that sorry... alexvigillove alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013 then ill be more sad so text me NinjaKitteh1999 Me Jul 12...
    NinjaKitteh1999 NinjaKitteh1999 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    Hairy Bits Guy

    Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you? SweetKiester i'm sitting on my sofa... trying not to move around too much, cause i don't want to squish him by...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    kingking2705So you don't like uh?

    ?FashionQueen86It's a subject I prefer not to talk about on here because people are creepy and perverted about it.kingking2705Give your mail.. We shall talk thereFashionQueen86Talk about what exactly? Why can't we talk here?kingking2705Sexkingking2705Shall we proceed to talk...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 7

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    I really wanna post an experience here

    but it won't work! It just says: "Banned keyword detected." What do I do??
    GSSB GSSB 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    He's direct, I'll give him that: Title of

    message: *Ur cute* XXXXXXXX 50 minutes ago Send me a picture of u naked - Sent from a mobile device. Me 48 minutes ago Right. I'll get right on that. XXXXXXXX 47 minutes ago Really - Sent from a mobile device. XXXXXXXX 26 minutes ago Should i give t my number...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 23 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    comprimise Between hughgo

    and I Delete hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago in bed i do hun lol shineon09 Me 5 hours ago uh...ok then hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago hey thats the best place shineon09 Me 5 hours ago i guess hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago works for me hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago so what tats do u possess...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Marwan77 4 mins ago I can eat your ***

    and drink your squirt if you want Me 4 mins ago Gross. Marwan77 2 mins ago I will do anything gross for you Me 0 seconds ago Sweet, you can **** right off. Your message has been sent. Back to Inbox Do not share phone numbers, emails, or addresses with people you do not...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    Back Off

    I upset that some members here try to get photos of me. Then I post your remarks! Be warned.  And those that pretend to be harmless.  I not here for this type of messaging.  
    tablefor2 tablefor2 36-40, F Nov 29, 2013

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    Daily Scam

    Is there anything more disappointing for a red-blooded woman than to be enticed by the avi of a lush, lithe, scantily thonged young woman's tush  . . . someone who's added you to your circle with the invitation of lasting friendship . . .  only to peek at the profile page of...
    Kathryn1985 Kathryn1985 26-30, F 25 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    Hey babe Hey baby Hey sexy Hi What's up?

    Really? Not sure if cyb3er is the goal from the above messages, but messaging me for the first time and that's all you say makes me think you wouldn't be great with cyb3er anyway, not to mention your conversation skills are a bit sketchy, just so you know. Sad attempt indeed...
    FrolickingFemale FrolickingFemale 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    Must Be The Weather?

    Lately I have gotten an increase in private messages offering various services. I hate when people who don't know me call me sweety, baby, sexy, etc. Today's latest message. "Hello sweety you are here for sex? xoxoxo" LOLOL...really? Omg! Could this be love? I mean the sweet...
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 30 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them

    THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE.  I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME REST ASSURED YOU WON'T GET IN MY PANTS.Between NEVER HAD A CHANCE and You   NEVER HAD A CHANCE Apr 22, 2011 9:02 AMu can have my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 44 Responses May 2, 2011

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    This made me mad. I didn't

    even get his second message until I read the first one. Between hockeyfan9 and I BlockDelete hockeyfan9 1 hr ago Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me as a friend. You can message me back and we can chat. I am curious about why you put all those restrictions on anyone who...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 13

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    Literally Laughed Out Loud When I Got This One.

    This guy joined today. He hasn't liked or commented on any of my stories or said "hi" on my whiteboard, but he sends me this message as a way of introduction (and he sent me the same message twice, an hour apart):If you need amazing sex you are lucky because i am here Well...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 30, 2013

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 4

    I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address, etc) using *'s.  But who knows, that might change - let this be a warning to all you men! :PAnonymous4: My I please **** you hard...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 17 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    Superman

    Between FriendToEveryone and I Delete FriendToEveryone FriendToEveryone 58 minutes ago Would you like to role play??:) shineon09 Me 12 minutes ago i'll be the turkey...what are you? FriendToEveryone FriendToEveryone 9 minutes ago The stuffing ;) shineon09 Me 9 minutes ago...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    Another Saddo!! Lol

    RE: hiiiii Between justforfun007 and You justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm ;) jazzyknickers Dec 13, 2012 3:41 AM LOL ,i think you got ya centimetres mixed up with ya millimetres you sad...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    EP use Salphone : hie Me.

    .....(ignored him) Salphone : come and sit on me That statement was sent along with a pic of a pathetic looking tiny ***** with balls that look like he has elephantitis which made his ***** even ridiculously small attached to them The whole thing looked dirty, crummy and...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I Love My Ficticious Rottweiler

    aim******* would you allow me to tribute one of your photos live on skype?:) SweetKiester would i have to pay for it? here... wait .....let me get my credit card. *smiles* aim*******j lol. i tell you what i'll give you a freebee:) can see you do have a rebellious streak me i have...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    I Need Sponsors!!

    So apparently now that the dam's been breached the flood gates are open and how many more metaphors do you think I can mix?! lol Since I posted my last story (all of ... 2 days ago?), in which I lost my "Sad attempts to score cyber sex" virginity, the word has apparently been...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 23 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    I've ignored this guy 3 times with his spam

    messages. He must be very busy copying and pasting the same message that I have receive it 3 times now. I'm spanish ******** who live in NY. If you wanna like watch striptease you can add me on skype. My skype is n _ _ _ _ s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ e. Don't worry I will dance for...
    ablondemoment ablondemoment 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 18

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    Bothor, King Of Pathetic Losers

    So there's this guy on EP, you might know him. His name's Bothor, and he's the biggest goddam filthy perverted failure you'll ever meet. He's about twelve years old, and American. He claims to be a thirty year old rich East Asian businessman (lol) who has sex with five different...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 31 Responses Oct 25, 2013

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    It clearly says in my profile

    that Im not here for sex. Either men dont read my profile properly or they think they can sway me in some way. Im always getting messages but only recently joined this group. Here's the latest: Yuk!!! vagerboy 2 minutes ago hey, hows it going? Sorry to just msg you out of...
    SteelButterfly SteelButterfly 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Horny darknore2 2 mins ago Mmmm ****

    yea Darknore2 2mins ago.
    XxDazzlexX XxDazzlexX 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    First Contact

    Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send messages... what would you like to chat about?Unnamed&Lame: sex! lolWT: um... sorry, i'll have to pass on that. there are...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 21 Responses Apr 12, 2011

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    Between erk1977 and I Block

    Delete erk1977 erk1977 5 hrs ago hello :) what is your favorite position in sex? QueenAwesomePants Me 5 hrs ago NOPE erk1977 erk1977 5 hrs ago I have never heard about that position :) could you just describe it please QueenAwesomePants Me 5 hrs ago NOPE erk1977 erk1977 5...
    QueenAwesomePants QueenAwesomePants 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    No I Can't Fcking Help You Out

    hi Between sublimeeyes and You sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM Can you help me out? A girl asked me how big my penis is. Now I'm little mental about it because I haven't been in many relationships. Can you check me out and...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 26-30, F 17 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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    I Have Found The Gold Mine!!!

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur...
    Aether71 Aether71 36-40, M 15 Responses Nov 18, 2011

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    hi Between jkrgh and I Delete jkrgh jkrgh 28

    minutes ago Hello maam How are you??????? shineon09 Me 26 minutes ago fine thank you, you? jkrgh jkrgh 25 minutes ago yaa f9 do u know about facesitting and stinkface shineon09 Me 18 minutes ago do ever actually get any good responses from this type of pestering? jkrgh...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 27, 2013

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    Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy....

    MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles* MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day SweetKiester well it just started.....so ok. MC1982 Lol have u exposed ur belly lately SweetKiester .....and just because i don't feel like going...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 32 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    Between SexyBlackEbony

    and I Delete SexyBlackEbony SexyBlackEbony 13 minutes ago thats unfortunate you will overcomeit hey call me wanna have some fun? I am free now and phone sex alot lol please decline if not bye.............. I LOVE WOMEN AROUND YOUR AGE, AND WOULD WET ONE RIGHT NOW CALL...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 4 Responses Dec 15, 2013

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    Dkacamm 22 mins ago Its your lucky day!

    - Sent from a mobile device. QueenAwesomePants Me 21 mins ago NOPE Dkacamm Dkacamm 14 mins ago Yes it is. I can eat a peach 4 hours - Sent from a mobile device. QueenAwesomePants Me 13 mins ago Good for you, have fun with your peaches. Dkacamm Dkacamm 11 mins ago Is your...
    QueenAwesomePants QueenAwesomePants 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 1

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    Between soulseva and I Block

    Delete soulseva soulseva 4 hrs ago Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a bit mental about it and want to know what women will think
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 15

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    I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin'

    you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his profile picture is of some terribly ripped and lean nude guy laying in bed with his hand headed south for the weiner. i mean, winter...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 36 Responses Nov 16, 2011

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    This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard.

    HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont like that kind of girls either im so confident that youre not that kinda of girls that why im sticking on you but i reallly got a big...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 2, 2013

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    So this guy FeelingSheepy messages me on kik at

    2am: FS- you got any shower pics for me? Me- nope FS- I just need a pic of your tight p***y Me- you want a pic? Here *send pic of a pink glittery unicorn toy* Me- it's 2am in the fvcking morning leave me alone you creep FS- that's a horse Me- unicorn. FS- how about you just...
    singsinshower singsinshower 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2013

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 8

    sugarray626: THANSK FOR THE ADD YOUR CUTE IM RAY LATINO FROM CALIF U? :)~dg: I didn't add you.sugarray626: u r hott i want u to suck my cockdg: I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd ever seen me..sugarray626: whos pic is that in your profile holding the sign?dg: Perving on girls who...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 15 Responses Nov 10, 2011

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    Pegging request

    Too bad I don't own a strap-on... Yet... Him: U wanna come take me from behind Me: Um, I'm a woman. I don't have the right equipment, but thanks for asking. Him: Dildooo Me: Not interested. Thanks. Him: Were not doing this for reall it's just sex talk Me: Still not...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 11 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Veggie Tale

    Hey wanna role play 2 days ago Thunder69er Wanna role play mum and son 1 day ago Me No I'd rather be a rapist and you take it in the *** with a zucchini 1 day ago Thunder69er Wot bout gf and bf or pee desperation 1 day ago Me No only way I play is if you take it in...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 3, 2013

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    Tribute On Skype

    I received this romantic message last night: 10:00pm XXXXX Would you like to watch me tribute one of your pics on Skype now :) Me Hmmm. I'm thinking no! Thanks anyway! XXXXX :(oh What if I say please? Me That doesn't work for everything . Your mother should have taught...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F 38 Responses Oct 23, 2013

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    Your New Cute Auntie?

    This gentlemen added me to his circle. Here are his top groups: I Need To Be Talked Dirty To I Want Dirty Emails I Love Dirty Chat I Want To Feel Your Fingers Trace My Body I Like Huge Black **** Insida My Shaved White ***** I Wanna Know What Type Of Book...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    I received two back to back the other night.

    When it rains it pours, lol. Him: Hey hru Me: Hello. "hru"? I abhor text speak. Him: It mean how are u I right u short way Me: Ah, ok. I don't think we can converse. I prefer full sentences without text speak. Sorry. Him: U like ************ skype ? Me: No. Him: I well...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 10 Responses Jan 8

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    How To Stay A Virgin

    i apologize in advance for the length of this post, i have edited out some mundane details, but the majority of it was a classic example of how NOT to come on to a woman: [11:36am] infant:  heyy [11:36am] WoobieTuesday:  hi there [11:37am] infant:  I added you for a dumb...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 14 Responses Jun 23, 2011

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    IGGY545545 11 hrs ago love to have you watch

    me stroke my c#ck for you sometime would you like that.x
    XxDazzlexX XxDazzlexX 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Between stopbugging and

    I Delete stopbugging stopbugging Nov 22 hello my queen! how are you? lets fun on skype! give me your skype for cam-sex! shineon09 Me Nov 22 Queen? O.o stopbugging stopbugging 2 hours ago hi! how are you cute? can you give youe skype to fun tougether? kiss shineon09 Me...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Between Shaneb2786 and

    I Delete Shaneb2786 Shaneb2786 19 hours ago If you made me into your pantyhose what color pair would you make me into please and after you tell me what color I will fully explain what I am getting at and what this entails and it isn't about sex I promise. I want to make history...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 13, 2013

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 3

    I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address, etc) using *'s.  But who knows, that might change - let this be a warning to all you men! :PAnonymous3: india ******@email.com...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 35 Responses May 1, 2011

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    This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice...

    so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this message was waiting from one of those blank-profiled floating blue heads. incomplete profiles smack of desperation to me, like somebody has hurriedly...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 22 Responses Jun 18, 2011

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    My experience can be read

    as a comment on this because for some reason it didn't work to post it as an experience. So read the comment : )
    GSSB GSSB 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Popped My EP Cherry

    Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn't see the "M" next to my name. Either that or it's a sexbot. ======================= tu...27 fine girl come to me i...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Oct 30, 2013

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    Ole!

    What do you think, ladies? He's Spanish. And determined. Should I respond? Or at least send the poor fellow my amazing panty? What to do, what to do... loooopy Oct 10 you wont imagin how my hard big cooock hard right now,i just wanna get ur amazing panty to wrap it around my...
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 20 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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