I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin' - you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his...
He's direct, I'll give him that:
Title of message: *Ur cute*
XXXXXXXX 50 minutes ago
Send me a picture of u naked
- Sent from a mobile device.
Me 48 minutes ago
Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them - THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE. I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME...
Hairy Bits Guy - Hi how are you?
not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing.
Lol that's not nice haha whete are you...
It clearly says in my profile that Im not here for sex. Either men dont read my profile properly or they think they can sway me in some way. Im always getting messages but only...
Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 4 - I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address...
Between stopbugging and I
stopbugging Nov 22
hello my queen!
how are you?
lets fun on skype!
give me your skype for cam-sex!
Me Nov 22
Really? Not sure if cyb3er is the goal from the above messages, but messaging me for the first time and that's all you say makes me...
EP use Salphone : hie
Salphone : come and sit on me
That statement was sent along with a pic of a pathetic looking tiny ***** with balls that look like he...
Popped My EP Cherry - Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn...
Must Be The Weather? - Lately I have gotten an increase in private messages offering various services. I hate when people who don't know me call me sweety, baby, sexy, etc.
How To Stay A Virgin - i apologize in advance for the length of this post, i have edited out some mundane details, but the majority of it was a classic example of how NOT to come...
Daily Scam - Is there anything more disappointing for a red-blooded woman than to be enticed by the avi of a lush, lithe, scantily thonged young woman's tush . . . someone who's...
Literally Laughed Out Loud When I Got This One. -
This guy joined today. He hasn't liked or commented on any of my stories or said "hi" on my whiteboard, but he sends me this...
Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 3 - I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address...
Bothor, King Of Pathetic Losers - So there's this guy on EP, you might know him. His name's Bothor, and he's the biggest goddam filthy perverted failure you'll ever meet. He's...
11 hrs ago
love to have you watch me stroke my c#ck for you sometime would you like that.x
Another Saddo!! Lol - RE: hiiiii
Between justforfun007 and You
justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM
do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm...
Presumptuous Much? - this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate...
Between alexvigillove and I
alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013
(HIS NUMBER) so plz text me ill be your best friend
Me Jul 12, 2013
um i can't...
boyadjian 1 day ago
This is mine u like ir
Me 1 day ago
Not really, it looks weird.
boyadjian 1 day ago
U like to see on sky**
boyadjian 1 day ago
Better we relaxing
I Have Found The Gold Mine!!! -
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r...
I Love My Ficticious Rottweiler - aim*******
would you allow me to tribute one of your photos live on skype?:)
would i have to pay for it?
here... wait .....let me get...
Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy.... - MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz
SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles*
MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day
SweetKiester well it...
This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard. - HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont...
I've ignored this guy 3 times with his spam messages. He must be very busy copying and pasting the same message that I have receive it 3 times now.
I'm spanish ******** who live...
First Contact - Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send...
I've Finally Lost My Virginity -
So I guess I finally poked the bear one too many times, by mentioning that, unlike my other lovely women friends, I've never received random...
Tribute On Skype - I received this romantic message last night:
Would you like to watch me tribute one of your pics on Skype now :)
Hmmm. I'm thinking no! Thanks...
Your New Cute Auntie? - This gentlemen added me to his circle. Here are his top groups:
I Need To Be Talked Dirty To
I Want Dirty Emails
I Love Dirty Chat
I Want To...
Between erk1977 and I
erk1977 5 hrs ago
hello :) what is your favorite position in sex?
Me 5 hrs ago
erk1977 5 hrs ago
Between jkrgh and I
jkrgh 28 minutes ago
Hello maam How are you???????
Me 26 minutes ago
fine thank you, you?
jkrgh 25 minutes ago
So this guy FeelingSheepy messages me on kik at 2am:
FS- you got any shower pics for me?
FS- I just need a pic of your tight p***y
Me- you want a pic? Here
*send pic of a...
Between soulseva and I
soulseva 4 hrs ago
Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a...
2 mins ago
Mmmm **** yea
Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 8 - sugarray626: THANSK FOR THE ADD YOUR CUTE IM RAY LATINO FROM CALIF U? :)~dg: I didn't add you.sugarray626: u r hott i want u to suck my cockdg: I'm...
Between Shaneb2786 and I
Shaneb2786 19 hours ago
If you made me into your pantyhose what color pair would you make me into please and after you tell me what...
Superman - Between FriendToEveryone and I
FriendToEveryone 58 minutes ago
Would you like to role play??:)
Me 12 minutes ago
i'll be the turkey...
This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice... - so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this...
My experience can be read as a comment on this because for some reason it didn't work to post it as an experience. So read the comment : )
No I Can't Fcking Help You Out - hi
Between sublimeeyes and You
sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male
sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM
Can you help me out? A girl...
ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM
see my penis on cam?
jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM
p iss off
Between SexyBlackEbony and I
SexyBlackEbony 13 minutes ago
thats unfortunate you will overcomeit
hey call me
wanna have some fun?
I am free now and phone...
Between hughgo and I
hughgo 5 hours ago
in bed i do hun lol
Me 5 hours ago
hughgo 5 hours ago
hey thats the best place...
This made me mad. I didn't even get his second message until I read the first one.
Between hockeyfan9 and I
hockeyfan9 1 hr ago
Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me...
I Need Sponsors!! -
So apparently now that the dam's been breached the flood gates are open and how many more metaphors do you think I can mix?! lol
Since I posted my last story...
I received two back to back the other night. When it rains it pours, lol.
Him: Hey hru
Me: Hello. "hru"? I abhor text speak.
Him: It mean how are u
I right u short way
Ole! - What do you think, ladies? He's Spanish. And determined. Should I respond? Or at least send the poor fellow my amazing panty?
What to do, what to do...
loooopy Oct 10...
Pegging request -
Too bad I don't own a strap-on... Yet...
Him: U wanna come take me from behind
Me: Um, I'm a woman. I don't have the right equipment, but thanks for asking...
I really wanna post an experience here but it won't work! It just says: "Banned keyword detected." What do I do??