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    I'm Snoozin'...he's Losin' - you know, some sad attempts at scoring cybersex come a BIT more well-disguised than others. case in point: this guy. let's call him Zzzzz.... his...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 36 Responses Nov 16, 2011

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    He's direct, I'll give him that: Title of message: *Ur cute* XXXXXXXX 50 minutes ago Send me a picture of u naked - Sent from a mobile device. Me 48 minutes ago Right. I'll...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 24 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them - THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT WAS WORSE.  I TRY YO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A BITHC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 44 Responses May 2, 2011

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    Hairy Bits Guy - Hi how are you? SweetKiester not too good. have you seen a toad around here anywhere? my little one's gone missing. Bigaus66 Lol that's not nice haha whete are you...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    It clearly says in my profile that Im not here for sex. Either men dont read my profile properly or they think they can sway me in some way. Im always getting messages but only...
    SteelButterfly SteelButterfly 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 4 - I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 17 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    Between stopbugging and I Delete stopbugging stopbugging Nov 22 hello my queen! how are you? lets fun on skype! give me your skype for cam-sex! shineon09 Me Nov 22 Queen? O.o...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Hey babe Hey baby Hey sexy Hi What's up? Really? Not sure if cyb3er is the goal from the above messages, but messaging me for the first time and that's all you say makes me...
    FrolickingFemale FrolickingFemale 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    EP use Salphone : hie Me......(ignored him) Salphone : come and sit on me That statement was sent along with a pic of a pathetic looking tiny ***** with balls that look like he...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Popped My EP Cherry - Finally I got one of the direct offers our lady friends here get all the time. Thought to have a bit of fun with him. Apparently he is sex-blind and doesn...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Oct 30, 2013

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    Must Be The Weather? - Lately I have gotten an increase in private messages offering various services. I hate when people who don't know me call me sweety, baby, sexy, etc. Today...
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 30 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    How To Stay A Virgin - i apologize in advance for the length of this post, i have edited out some mundane details, but the majority of it was a classic example of how NOT to come...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 14 Responses Jun 23, 2011

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    Daily Scam - Is there anything more disappointing for a red-blooded woman than to be enticed by the avi of a lush, lithe, scantily thonged young woman's tush  . . . someone who's...
    Kathryn1985 Kathryn1985 26-30, F 25 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    Literally Laughed Out Loud When I Got This One. - This guy joined today. He hasn't liked or commented on any of my stories or said "hi" on my whiteboard, but he sends me this...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 30, 2013

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 3 - I will block out these people's usernames, and any personal information they give me about themselves (such as their mobile numbers, email address...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 35 Responses May 1, 2011

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    Bothor, King Of Pathetic Losers - So there's this guy on EP, you might know him. His name's Bothor, and he's the biggest goddam filthy perverted failure you'll ever meet. He's...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 31 Responses Oct 25, 2013

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    IGGY545545 11 hrs ago love to have you watch me stroke my c#ck for you sometime would you like that.x
    XxDazzlexX XxDazzlexX 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Another Saddo!! Lol - RE: hiiiii Between justforfun007 and You justforfun007 Dec 13, 2012 3:30 AM do u want cyber sex with my 18 cm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    Presumptuous Much? - this was in my inbox this morning. don't you just love the way this person assumes right off the bat that i'm a feckless idiot who doesnt know how to operate...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 18 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    Between alexvigillove and I Block Delete alexvigillove alexvigillove Jul 12, 2013 (HIS NUMBER) so plz text me ill be your best friend NinjaKitteh1999 Me Jul 12, 2013 um i can't...
    NinjaKitteh1999 NinjaKitteh1999 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    boyadjian 1 day ago This is mine u like ir Me 1 day ago Not really, it looks weird. boyadjian 1 day ago U like to see on sky** boyadjian 1 day ago Better we relaxing boyadjian...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    I Have Found The Gold Mine!!! - bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r...
    Aether71 Aether71 36-40, M 15 Responses Nov 18, 2011

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    I Love My Ficticious Rottweiler - aim******* would you allow me to tribute one of your photos live on skype?:) SweetKiester would i have to pay for it? here... wait .....let me get...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Day 3 Of Belly Button Guy.... - MC1982 Hey u can we talk now plz SweetKiester *laughs* ..oh... you again... hello. *smiles* MC1982 Hi Hun how is ur day SweetKiester well it...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 32 Responses Oct 27, 2013

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    clownesta clownesta 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 13

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    This Guy Had Me Laughing So Hard. - HIS MESSAGE:actually i do not know but i got feeling that you look amazing,i sewar i have no doubt that youre not that kinda of girls and i dont...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 2, 2013

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    I've ignored this guy 3 times with his spam messages. He must be very busy copying and pasting the same message that I have receive it 3 times now. I'm spanish ******** who live...
    ablondemoment ablondemoment 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 18

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    First Contact - Unnamed&Lame: how are you sexy????WT: i'm fine, thanks... :0] how are you?Unnamed&Lame: im just fine... when we can chat?WT: i can't chat now, but i can send...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 21 Responses Apr 12, 2011

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    I've Finally Lost My Virginity - So I guess I finally poked the bear one too many times, by mentioning that, unlike my other lovely women friends, I've never received random...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 57 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    Tribute On Skype - I received this romantic message last night: 10:00pm XXXXX Would you like to watch me tribute one of your pics on Skype now :) Me Hmmm. I'm thinking no! Thanks...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F 38 Responses Oct 23, 2013

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    Your New Cute Auntie? - This gentlemen added me to his circle. Here are his top groups: I Need To Be Talked Dirty To I Want Dirty Emails I Love Dirty Chat I Want To...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    Between erk1977 and I Block Delete erk1977 erk1977 5 hrs ago hello :) what is your favorite position in sex? QueenAwesomePants Me 5 hrs ago NOPE erk1977 erk1977 5 hrs ago I have...
    QueenAwesomePants QueenAwesomePants 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    hi Between jkrgh and I Delete jkrgh jkrgh 28 minutes ago Hello maam How are you??????? shineon09 Me 26 minutes ago fine thank you, you? jkrgh jkrgh 25 minutes ago yaa f9 do u...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 27, 2013

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    So this guy FeelingSheepy messages me on kik at 2am: FS- you got any shower pics for me? Me- nope FS- I just need a pic of your tight p***y Me- you want a pic? Here *send pic of a...
    singsinshower singsinshower 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2013

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    Between soulseva and I Block Delete soulseva soulseva 4 hrs ago Hi, could you let me know what you think of my penis size? a girl asked me how big I am the other day, now I'm a...
    Allwaysthink825 Allwaysthink825 22-25, F 6 Responses Mar 15

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    Horny darknore2 2 mins ago Mmmm **** yea Darknore2 2mins ago.
    XxDazzlexX XxDazzlexX 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    Sad Cyber Sex Attempts Part 8 - sugarray626: THANSK FOR THE ADD YOUR CUTE IM RAY LATINO FROM CALIF U? :)~dg: I didn't add you.sugarray626: u r hott i want u to suck my cockdg: I'm...
    dominatedgirl dominatedgirl 18-21, F 15 Responses Nov 10, 2011

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    Between Shaneb2786 and I Delete Shaneb2786 Shaneb2786 19 hours ago If you made me into your pantyhose what color pair would you make me into please and after you tell me what...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 13, 2013

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    Superman - Between FriendToEveryone and I Delete FriendToEveryone FriendToEveryone 58 minutes ago Would you like to role play??:) shineon09 Me 12 minutes ago i'll be the turkey...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    This Is What I Get For Trying To Be Nice... - so the other night i think i unplugged my phone without logging out completely... when i got back online the next morning, this...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 22 Responses Jun 18, 2011

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    My experience can be read as a comment on this because for some reason it didn't work to post it as an experience. So read the comment : )
    GSSB GSSB 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    No I Can't Fcking Help You Out - hi Between sublimeeyes and You sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM Can you help me out? A girl...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 26-30, F 17 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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    Ozcano - ozcano Sep 25, 2012 8:26 AM see my penis on cam? jazzyknickers Sep 25, 2012 8:41 AM p iss off
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    Between SexyBlackEbony and I Delete SexyBlackEbony SexyBlackEbony 13 minutes ago thats unfortunate you will overcomeit hey call me wanna have some fun? I am free now and phone...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 4 Responses Dec 15, 2013

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    comprimise Between hughgo and I Delete hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago in bed i do hun lol shineon09 Me 5 hours ago uh...ok then hughgo hughgo 5 hours ago hey thats the best place...
    shineon09 shineon09 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    This made me mad. I didn't even get his second message until I read the first one. Between hockeyfan9 and I BlockDelete hockeyfan9 1 hr ago Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I Need Sponsors!! - So apparently now that the dam's been breached the flood gates are open and how many more metaphors do you think I can mix?! lol Since I posted my last story...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 23 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    I received two back to back the other night. When it rains it pours, lol. Him: Hey hru Me: Hello. "hru"? I abhor text speak. Him: It mean how are u I right u short way Me: Ah...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 10 Responses Jan 8

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    Ole! - What do you think, ladies? He's Spanish. And determined. Should I respond? Or at least send the poor fellow my amazing panty? What to do, what to do... loooopy Oct 10...
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 20 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    Pegging request - Too bad I don't own a strap-on... Yet... Him: U wanna come take me from behind Me: Um, I'm a woman. I don't have the right equipment, but thanks for asking...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 11 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    I really wanna post an experience here but it won't work! It just says: "Banned keyword detected." What do I do??
    GSSB GSSB 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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