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I Will Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Contribute what you know about zombies and survival in a Zombie Apocalypse senario. Stories, advice, sources, ect are most welcome :D 606 People

    For the people who say a zombie apocalypse will

    never happen: The chances of one happening like they do in movies and books and TV shows isn't toooo likely - the chances of one happening at all are slim. BUT, if a virus that made you forget who you were, and have a craving for flesh ect (plus other characteristics of a...
    themangoqueen themangoqueen 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 21

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    I'm so going to survive the zombie apocalypse.

    I have experience in watching movies like world war Z and video games like COD that makes me a professional in holding a gun even through I never held a gun. Seriously I'll whip ketchup on those zombies faces.
    KINGSmark KINGSmark 13-15, F 2 Responses May 1

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    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 21

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    Only because first of all,

    I have knives, I can run really fast, I wouldn't stop to think before shooting a zombies head, I like killing things, I can shoot a gun, and I'm very good at hiding!
    ToxicGummyBear ToxicGummyBear 16-17, F 2 Responses May 3

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    Survival Of The Fittest.

    I know I will survive. I am a zombie lover and have seen pretty much e dry zombie movie out there. Love the walking dead. Puts a more realistic spin on it. I'm confident I would survive. I have it all planned out in my head. Fortress, weapons, stock pile food. I can't give the...
    2rustno1 2rustno1 36-40 2 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    The zombie apocalypse won't last long.

    The gamers will kill them all too fast
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 17

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    Just Gotta Wait

    There will be a thousand ways to survive the Zombies (assuming we're talking about walking dead style, 28 days variety would be a real problem). The real issue is how to deal with other people once highways and trade routes are shut down. Your neighbor is going to want to kill...
    StoreGuy StoreGuy 26-30, M 1 Response May 10, 2013

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    i wake up in my home town in a police station.

    Turns out there is a zombie invasion and they are making a chiled refugee camp in the police station. all i have frome my past life is my selfone. Me and my vriend stay 2 weeks in the police station. WEEK 2 POLICE STATION...
    worldinflames worldinflames 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    I Would...

    Get on the highest thing I can find, because zombies can't climb. :P Then before they even got to my house I'd stock up on deadly weapons and automatic guns. Then I'd throw knives at them and anything else heavy and blunt that I could find. If they got too close to me, I would...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29, 2011

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    Really? Yeah, Sure.

    "I'm going to survive the zombie apocalypse!" I hear this statement boldly and loudly proclaimed by everyone from fifteen year old adolescents to fourty year old "Walking Dead" fans. Most of them can barely handle a spider in the bathtub or a sprained wrist without professional...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Ru42 Ru42 41-45, M 4 Responses May 1

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    The Plan Of Some Morning Concotion

    So, this morning after a nightmare I decided to come up with a plan, and here it is. As many Military checkpoints will be around, probably armored convoys to destroy zombies too, my plan is to get my boat and travel to Vancouver, then boat to the Vancouver Island as this road...
    Jackedlol Jackedlol 18-21, M Aug 8, 2013

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    Zombie Trap

    I plan on excevating a large hole and filling it full of woodchippers. Then dangle some live bait and and an air horn over the hole to attract the undead. Boom they fall in the hole and get pureed. Now I'm just trying to engineer a way to channel their chopped up remains into a...
    theMcAwesome theMcAwesome 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 23, 2012

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    I have no idea how. I have no idea when.

    But I will survive. LOL.
    ChasingNovelty ChasingNovelty 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I know I'll survive year

    but one day there not gonna be any food and then ill eat them as they try to eat me if I turn ill shot my self
    Wolf267 Wolf267 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    Since i live on the coast,

    I'll just steal a boat to live on. I'll go on land for supplies when i need them. I've taken a couple self defense classes so, zombies don't stand a chance! Unless they're the world war z ones. We're all dead if that happens!
    QuiltedBathwater QuiltedBathwater 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    NeeverForget NeeverForget 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Where's My Skateboard ?..

    ..." I'm freaking right now.. I don't know if I will find food around my house, dead men walking every where and the liquor store is just around the corner, **** I need a drink ! ..where's my longboard ? get the fastest board, ready to roll. Elevator is broken and I only have a...
    CrookedMat CrookedMat 26-30, M Oct 31, 2012

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    Important News On Zombies

    CBC News, August 18, 2009 Board up the windows of that abandoned hospital if you must, but if the dead ever come back to life as zombies and begin infecting the population, a group of Canadian researchers don't hold out much hope for our survival. A group of University of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 16, 2012

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    When The Zombies are coming i will throw Sticks

    and Stones at them. Then i will check if my wife is fine because I Remember When i Loved Her.When coming home i find out She's Not There.Its very hot outside this Summertime.What should i do?Take a nap high up the trees or explore the area around me?I Can't Make Up My Mind.I...
    JosephSpartanCrimson JosephSpartanCrimson 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Tinfoil Hat And Drug Store Make-up

    They won't smell my brains and I shall wear makeup to make myself look dead. I've been practicing by watching zombie movies.
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 12 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Im Ready!

    I am ready! I will live! SO what I am ganna do, is get a short bus and trick it out. You know like on resadent evil (However you spell it). Well me and a FEW of my friends have been getting ready for it fo years. Were ganna cut heads off and all diffrent. You have to cut the or...
    Geinger Geinger 16-17, F Nov 27, 2011

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    Invisible Snipers In The Trees

    i am a West Virginian deer hunter. and there are more like me. we all have high powered rifles with scopes on them. we are true masters of camouflage. we hunt from tree-stands. we are patient. WE ARE the invisible snipers in the trees.
    bunnyhound bunnyhound 31-35, M 5 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    Prep.

    I watched way too many zombie movies to know what to do and what not to do. As well, a bit from novels. So, I'm set. Lol
    nikkiab86 nikkiab86 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 25, 2013

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    KidFlaky KidFlaky 13-15, F Dec 8, 2013

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    Zombies Beware

    I've written a few zombie stories so I had to do a lot of research and I have Max Brooks's "Zombie Survival Guide". He's got some good tips in there. Also, I have a pickaxe. What a great combo weapon and survival tool. It can break locks, doors, dig a trench and brain a zombie...
    fesster fesster 51-55 Aug 19, 2012

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    My nerdiness has made me a EP Zombie!

    ! Nooooooo...run....save yourselves!!!!!!
    Accebere Accebere 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 18

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    When it happens, you bet your *** I will be

    driving my car...the music blaring. With my swords at my side, there's no way I will lose.
    Imaginarionify Imaginarionify 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    I'm Pretty Confident I'll Survive.

    I think I'll be ok. My survival plan would not be like in the films Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days Later. It'll be more like Zombie Land... or Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, cricket bats and vinyl records all the way.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 6, 2012

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2012

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    Braaaiinnss!!!

    I live in Louisiana where there are plenty of guns to go around. I am pretty confident that a lot of people here could survive. Personally I would pack my Blazer with weapons and supplies and head somewhere vacant. Not an abandoned building, but somewhere unpopulated. There are...
    20thcenturygirl 20thcenturygirl 31-35, F Nov 12, 2012

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    This is my plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.

    As soon as the **** hits most people will be off raiding, which will cause a lot of attention. So what i am going to do is board up my house, me and my family will stay here for a few weeks and live off of our dry food and canned food supply, we have enough for 5 months for a 5...
    itstoree itstoree 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    What Will I Do When Facing Zombies?

    After soiling myself I would probably try to get on my roof.  I have made a rather durable spear for just such a moment.  While the undead reach hopelessly toward my I shall jam the spear into their skulls.  I haven't been able to test it's penetrating power, as people seem to...
    minatek616 minatek616 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 25, 2011

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    Run For Your Lives

    Has anyone ever heard of this obstacle course? Apparently it's a 5k obstacle course that is put on in several US cities every year. You have to not only go through the 5k obstacles, but there are "zombies" who are looking to try to hurt you (steal one of the flag football flags...
    K3022 K3022 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 10, 2013

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    How I Know That I'M Going To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

    Because I have a serious plan. I have a group selected from my dearest friends and family and I have it in my head that I may have to kill anyone of them in the event that they turn into a person of the undead. I've discussed only certain aspects of my plan with others, so I'm...
    K3022 K3022 31-35, F 2 Responses May 10, 2013

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    Fun With Zombies

    I always cringe as I watch my son kill people on xBox, but I have no problem with him executing zombies. They are, after all, fictional beings. I do have a theory. I first hatched this theory when i watched the movie "i am Legend" I'm a fan of Walking dead currently. its more...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2013

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    Extra Extra Read All About It "the Fifth Scientist" Episode 1: "the Virus"

    SAMPLE The Fifth Scientist Episode 1 “The Virus” Introduction Throughout history new cures have been developed to combat the next virus epidemic from spreading out of control. The longest living virus known to mankind “The Common Cold” had no cure until an anti-virus...
    jordanshadowens jordanshadowens 22-25, M Jul 29, 2013

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    Zombie Apocalypse? Gamer's dream.

    OUR MOMENT TO SHINE AND PUT OUR SKILLS TO THE TEST. :D
    XxSempiternalxX XxSempiternalxX 13-15, F 12 Responses Apr 17

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    Make Or Break

    my parental units were undercover zombies for the government. i saw thru the guise when is i was nine and by father broke my arm cuz i got a b on my report card. he's on his death bed, and wants my forgiveness.... for all the the what? a chance to go to heaven if there is a...
    Rafyel Rafyel 51-55, M Jun 26, 2013

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    I Have A Full Plane On Surviving!

    I know I will survive an attack! First of all I have a plan to evacuate and on how to protect as many people as I can. At the age of 14 I started to prepair for a zombie attack. I know have everything I need! Even a lake house in the middle of no were with a large gas station in...
    Beatenrodent Beatenrodent 18-21, F Sep 20, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    If a zombie apocalypse ever happens, the zombies aren't the biggest problem cause zombies are stupid and u can work around them, humans are the biggest problem cause they invade ur...
    FenderACDC FenderACDC 18-21 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Thanks to the walking dead and the tons of zombie games I've played I'm fully prepared to survive when it eventually comes. Plus I already have my own death planned out
    Dynamite500 Dynamite500 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I hope I can still remember the dance moves to Thriller when I become a Zombie
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    third entry in my journal of pain, I kinda can't believe it's another Saturday already, it was a fast week, 3 down, 5 more to go, one last week of agony as things will be easier...
    LoneDovahKiin LoneDovahKiin 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    this is the second entry in my journal of pain, the second week was better than the first, my stomach is better, my feelings are calmer, still got six weeks to go but august will...
    LoneDovahKiin LoneDovahKiin 22-25, M Jul 12

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    I have two plans, just in case. Plan A is do all the survival ****. Just turn my apartment into a fortress then grow plants and collect rainwater. Then go to the gun store and get...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can say that I have been a survivor all my life, anybody with a weird family and limited resources would know what I'm talking about. as kid I was bullied (that's why I'm doing...
    LoneDovahKiin LoneDovahKiin 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 4

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    4 weeks down, 4 to go and now my week off, I actually thought that this week was going to be my reward, my treat but on the contrary, it's going to be the most stressful week ever...
    LoneDovahKiin LoneDovahKiin 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    It might be dorky, but i am in love with all things zombie. Games, movies, books. If you come over with a handful of zombie movies then we will be best friends. In the event of an...
    Ashleyy2 Ashleyy2 13-15, F Jul 20

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    I have survived a few, the first one when I was a kid, 6 or so, mom was driving a Volkswagen Rabbit, we were basically run over by an idiot in a muscle car, jacked up on drugs. my...
    NvBikeBoy NvBikeBoy 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    The downfall of Christianity. That's what I believe the apocalypse is and will be. I cannot wait for all those self-righteous, bigoted, homophobe ******** to finally KNOW that it...
    Rzrbldksss81 Rzrbldksss81 31-35, F Jul 17

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    So I tend to have weird dreams but this was random; It was basically me and these two other guys who are a couple on YouTube who are vloggers and well basically it was us 3 on a...
    Ailurus23 Ailurus23 18-21, M a week ago