I Will Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Contribute what you know about zombies and survival in a Zombie Apocalypse senario. Stories, advice, sources, ect are most welcome :D 2,621 People

    I'm going to head down to the pub

    and wait for it all to blow over.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Oct 20, 2015

    I will survive in zombie apocalypse

    if i will think fast.
    ayeshadenji ayeshadenji
    16-17, T
    Aug 23, 2015

    Am I really the only one here

    that would want to head up north to Canada or something? Remaining nomadic for quite some time, until finding a cold isolated area with shelter (Canada).
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 19, 2015

    Only because first of all,

    I have knives, I can run really fast, I wouldn't stop to think before shooting a zombies head, I like killing things, I can shoot a gun, and I'm very good at hiding!
    ToxicGummyBear ToxicGummyBear
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 3, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 15, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 14, 2015

    Or I will at least try,

    as of now I am not prepared, so all you crazy scientist pleas hold off on those dangerous illegal experiments for a year!
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies
    18-21, F
    Feb 1

    I think I would, or do very well.

    Even though I'd rather be a gurly gurl, I'm quite the manly type to. Retired Marine, house full of guns and ammo, power tools, generator, chainsaw, always have 25 gallons of gas, 10 gallons of water, more ready for a hurricane, but if an apocalypse broke out of be ready. Even...
    stefiecdtv stefiecdtv
    51-55, T
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2015

    Sorry homie if there was a horde of zombies

    coming towards us I'm tripping you thanks for the good years homie you gotta take one for the team you feel me
    Swatted Swatted
    18-21, M
    Aug 11, 2015
    Ekaterinn Ekaterinn
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    The zombie apocalypse won't last long.

    The gamers will kill them all too fast
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Apr 17, 2014

    I'm too paranoid not to.

    like the guy from zombieland. I'm more stealthy than anything.
    SeanDR SeanDR
    16-17, M
    Aug 27, 2015

    I have no issue living in the woods.

    I have no thrive when alone. I an skilled in martial arts and knife fighting. I have a small frame and can move quickly. I have no issue eating my pets or putting down my family if it comes to that. You've been bit? *Slashes throat.* You're here for my food/water/body...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2015

    The recent influx of zombie games probably

    prepared an entire generation for this situation. Bring it, brain-eating *******.
    BladeofSilver BladeofSilver
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2015

    Hella no I'll be the first to die.

    And even if I survived I don't want to live in a world of zombies so I'll probably kill myself.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 4, 2015

    I am prepared. Everyone in my family

    and friends call me crazy for preparing for something that won't happen. They'll see! They'll all see!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 1, 2015

    it's doubtful but if the zompocalyse comes,

    I'm going it alone and I'm gonna avoid major cities. Because if you go it alone, you won't get attached to people and you won't be left devastated if anyone gets hurt or killed.
    CaitlinFrenchIsActuallyBritish CaitlinFrenchIsActuallyBritish
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    I have watched every episode of "The Walking

    Dead" and I think I am a pretty good shot.
    doodlebug224 doodlebug224
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    Do you all think zombies should be able to run?

    I've read a lot about this and I don't think they should. Even though they shouldn't be able to use their full muscle potential. There synapses and brain signals shouldn't be as precise as a humans. Right?
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 30

    This is my plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.

    As soon as the **** hits most people will be off raiding, which will cause a lot of attention. So what i am going to do is board up my house, me and my family will stay here for a few weeks and live off of our dry food and canned food supply, we have enough for 5 months for a 5...
    itstoree itstoree
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jun 26, 2014

    Dealing with riots in Baghdad

    and Bosnia, I will have no problems with fricken Zombies. Go to MOPP level 4 and ensure you have a butt load of ammo, preferably 12ga. 00. as well as a .40 S&W pistol and machete. I've got enough friends who are military and ex-mil like myself to mount a really lethal defense...
    Russ04 Russ04
    51-55, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2015
    Jsk1995 Jsk1995
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    My friend used to joke

    that of there was a zombie apocalypse he would intentionally NOT survive. Instead, he would wear full body armor and replace his teeth with razor sharp titanium ones so when he gets bit he would be the king of the zombies. Not really my style, but points for originality.
    Lunchbox37 Lunchbox37
    26-30, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    my bow, my backpack full of supplies,

    and my skills and knowledge will be assurance of my survival!
    Azeazal Azeazal
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2015

    I will survive but I'm going to make sure

    anyone associated with the Kardashians do not. You can thank me later.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2015

    Remember it's the women

    and children who will get you killed.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    Is it just me that actually WANTS a zombie

    apocalypse to happen? Or something like The Walking Dead or The Last Of Us virus to happen?
    YukiWolfie YukiWolfie
    16-17, F
    6 Responses May 13, 2015

    Six people left in the world

    and one of them is Bill, freakin, Murray!
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2015

    I am sure I could survive a zombie apocalypse.

    In fact, when I recall a lot of the people in the neighbourhood I grew up in, I think I already did. :)
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 27, 2015

    I have no idea how. I have no idea when.

    But I will survive. LOL.
    ChasingNovelty ChasingNovelty
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2014

    omg i want one to happen

    so bad id be like the cool guy in a truck Killing everything
    IQXX IQXX
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 11, 2015

    When there is no room in hell.

    .. The dead will walk the earth.... To my opinion.... It's coming soon
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    13-15, F
    Dec 7, 2014

    Bring it on, I'm ready!

    !! Only the strong and cunning will survive.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    I will survive just simply

    because I am witty. Everyone under estimates what I can do. When tough decisions that have to be made and uncomfortable situations arrive. I'll be there and I'll take care of it.
    ahhokayyy ahhokayyy
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Aug 11, 2015

    Its not even a question.

    without a doubt, I will thrive in a zombie apocalypse. I think about it all the time. its almost an obsession. Although in still in and don't have much money to spend on gear and supplies, I'm slowly building my stash. I'm comfortable and confident with all types of guns as...
    boredalex boredalex
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 8, 2015

    I'd just go to the pub

    and wait for it to all blow over ;)
    bronibon bronibon
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    Could very easily talk about this

    for hours tirelessly... :)
    EclecticDay EclecticDay
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Apr 17, 2015
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy
    51-55, T
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2015

    Tinfoil Hat And Drug Store Make-up

    They won't smell my brains and I shall wear makeup to make myself look dead. I've been practicing by watching zombie movies.
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Dec 18, 2012

    Important News On Zombies

    CBC News, August 18, 2009 Board up the windows of that abandoned hospital if you must, but if the dead ever come back to life as zombies and begin infecting the population, a group of Canadian researchers don't hold out much hope for our survival. A group of University of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 16, 2012
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Aug 22, 2015
    anamal96 anamal96
    18-21, M
    Sep 17, 2015

    As long as i have time to finish the bunker.

    ...that and a 5yr supply of sausage sandwiches, buckets of good red wine, a fine looking woman and a game of twister - thats how i plan to make it through.
    MrRude MrRude
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2015

    i live in the middle of nowhere I collect

    weapons and make weapons i own over 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition and i own a silencer for all my guns
    chuckzares chuckzares
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2014

    Right now I'm just trying to survive the

    upcoming holidays. Zombies would be a welcome relief.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2015

    I will survive because I always do whatever

    comes next, no matter how difficult it may be.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Oct 18, 2015
    jay21071998 jay21071998
    16-17, M
    Nov 23, 2014

    I have a plan. I have a stockpile.

    I know to aim for the head and hit twice.If all else fails..I will meet up with everyone at the bar
    moonstar312 moonstar312
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    Wouldn't it be cool with a virtual reality

    zombie apocalypse game where you start at your house? No risk all fun!
    MarcusReindel MarcusReindel
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Dec 9, 2015

    I'd like to think I would survive.

    Most likely I'd be the token black guy in a horror movie. (The first to die)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 27, 2015
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