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I Will Vote For Stephen Colbert For President

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 14 People

    An Intellectual Comedian In Office? Please?

    Stephen Colbert, I will vote for you if you run.
    aaaaarrrgggh aaaaarrrgggh 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2012

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    Yes We Can!

    Stephen Colbert for President! And Jon Stewart for VP
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M Mar 26, 2012

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