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    Attached is a link to Ep's confession page. Where the folks of EP post there bullshit new. Click on 99% of the confessions to recieve some pointless news ;)EP Link
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 24, 2011

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    In local news, Due to high taxing. Salt is now scarce, and terrible cooks around the world can rejoice. Now everyone's food will taste bland. According to the magazine "Assuming BS Me and You" the above sentence is a hoax! Also just in!! There is a new tolerance for gays in...
    Thumpur Thumpur 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 23, 2011

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