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    Attached is a link to Ep's confession page. Where the folks of EP post there bullshit new. Click on 99% of the confessions to recieve some pointless news ;)EP Link
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 24, 2011

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    In local news, Due to high taxing. Salt is now scarce, and terrible cooks around the world can rejoice. Now everyone's food will taste bland. According to the magazine "Assuming BS Me and You" the above sentence is a hoax! Also just in!! There is a new tolerance for gays in...
    Thumpur Thumpur 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 23, 2011

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    GOD given talents - poem Music is the rhythm of my heart Art is the expression of my soul Dance is the movement of my body Writing is the spitting image of my thoughts The love...
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    Forgive me my love Something's not right here. The mood is uneasy and I'm feeling insecure. But that's what I get. For taking my heart and putting it out there, while expecting...
    LifeLacksLuster LifeLacksLuster 22-25, F Aug 29

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    I always knew we'd end up here. Your throat in my hand. My tears in your eyes.
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    hey guys! I'm really into writing teen like stories, and the one i'm writing right now is called Head Over Heels. Its basically a fanfiction- type thing about John Frusciante, past...
    shonaisaponkrocker shonaisaponkrocker 16-17, F Aug 25

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    Before I begin let me just say that I am new to this and that my story might be cheesy but I will try my best! This story is about two boys who find love one is named Jared and the...
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    What's within me is the lost love I wished really happened As the wind blows to my face, I closed my eyes and try not to cry And the song still continue to bring sadness to me If...
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    So many of them bother me. Feet: annoying. Peeing: gross. Nudists: just not into it. Spanking: No. Just no. U hit me and I will punch you in your f#cking face. Yes, spanking is...
    Rzrbldksss81 Rzrbldksss81 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    ISIS: THREATENS TO DROWN AMERICANS IN BLOOD; BEHEADING CHRISTIANS; BURYING WOMAN ALIVE
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    POLICE ADVANCE ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS IN FERGUSON, MO; FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY? GONE!
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    MUST HEAR: MORE OUTRAGEOUS POLICE ABUSES. DO YOU LIKE YOUR POLICE STATE, AMERICA? **Either we stand up to this or we better like it, because it is entrenching itself in the land...
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    ISIS Threatens to Assassinate Twitter Employees & Tweets US-Mexico Border is Now Open --BREAKING! ISIS to obtain U.S. Soldiers Address via FB & LinkedIn to slaughter them at home...
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    Currently I am illustrating a story I have written titled "Virginia Cried Wolf" about a woman's 40 year struggle with bipolar disorder and the struggles she experienced with all...
    iworkout2much iworkout2much 56-60, M Aug 27

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    In the pergatories of my mind, a silent Hell awaits to unwind. From outside the inside not apparent. To let you in I would not dare it. Screaming for help and pushing it away. A...
    LifeLacksLuster LifeLacksLuster 22-25, F Aug 29

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    When I think of your face I see beauty and grace. When I think of your voice I hear harps and a choir. When I think of your manner I feel peace all around. When I think how you...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Aug 29

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    The story of the tea cups. There once was a tea cup who felt so grey that when he poured tea biscuits would go stale The tea cup was empty when the tea was sipped it felt hollow...
    Moronicjester Moronicjester 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    I've given a couple ladies a copy of a story, and they were wet and had to play after reading. Said it was better than 50 shades of grey.
    jensign jensign 41-45, M Sep 3

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    I know you all are very happy!
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 Aug 22

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    I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
    Rayven1997 Rayven1997 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Baby look at us living like angels living like devils
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    I should imagine that is the fun of experience project aha whats the point of saying i like or do something and then not explaining it haha so yeah be nosy and check em out if you...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Contentment leads to greater happiness.I should be content with what I am. I should not care what others think of me .
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    most of my stories here are short thats because im not that smart to write big ones
    calimaro calimaro 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    I read something sad today from a friend who is now in a similar situation as i was this time last year and my heart goes out to her. As it was a time when i myself felt so very...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    1. Smacking lips 2. Chewing with mouth open 3. Tardiness 4. Snoring 5. Grammatical errors 6. News stories that aren't news-worthy 7. Ignorance 8. Cheating 9. Lying 10. Close-minded...
    RedOctagon RedOctagon 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    Shall I share my story with complete strangers? I have to or my head will explode. A year ago I was about to divorce my husband of 24 years, I was sick of being ignored and I...
    Theredheadchick Theredheadchick 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I do write my own stories and I'm actually working on a book right now, but J also love to write songs. I can't really compose music very well but I love writing lyrics. Here's one...
    GreenDayIsBae GreenDayIsBae 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    Terry Jacks wrote/sang "we skinned our hearts and skinned our knees." In that vein, and in light of my past stories, here's a poem based on my most recent experience -- falling off...
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    I like to write rhymes and stories, i would like to share one, but they are all Dutch
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    I will write until God takes my cold, dead hand.
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    I don't it's negative and a lot of ppl will fight this but it is so don't try to tell me any differentb
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    Yes I am, and yes they are. I don't have to lie about myself and bullshit in my stories, because I don't want to meet the requirements of other people. I'm here, because I want to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 29

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    I love when other people on here write stories. I enjoy reading the stories and enjoy getting a little insight about the person doing the writing. Everybody has been given a great...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    It’s dark, it’s cold, and I’m alone…it’s not the first time I’ve felt like this though. My life has been full of emptiness and torture so it’s easy to ignore. My name...
    DemonicHollow DemonicHollow 13-15, F a week ago

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    I´d like to produce some nice piece of a story ... need to gather the elements, place, time, characters, plot......will make it about some ordinary, every day people... I guess...
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