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I Wish I Could Clean As Fast As I Type

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    I was just told by mountainman that if I could clean as fast as i type I'd be finished by now. LMAO And he's so not kidding here. I'm just not going to stop laughing at this point as I'm so flying on way too much day old starbucks that i refuse to throw away after spending three...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 17, 2008

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    Why Am I Such A Slowpoke?

    It took me 6 hours to clean one bedroom, living room, dining room, and kitchen. I did three loads of laundry concurrently. Yet, I still ran out of time and energy to clean the bathroom, hallway floor, and the other bedroom. How do people do it faster and more complete? I was very...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 15, 2012

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    OMG Yes!

    If I could clean as fast as I type my house would be spotless... Unless I lost motivation, then it would kinda suck LOL
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2008

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