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I Wish I Could Eat My Own Pussy

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    I so wish I could do this,

    I can get really close but not close enough to get myself off. This would just be a super bonus in self pleasure!
    fireyes fireyes 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 16

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    haha that would be great!

    Id never leave the house lol
    CypherLock CypherLock 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 28

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    Flying Solo, Until Interrupted

    It's Saturday morning and Tay (Taylor) was sleeping so soundly I couldn't even wake him up. He works construction during the week and is usually exhausted on Saturdays. Also, I might have worn him out a bit extra last night. Bummer. I'm kind of horny this morning.I go to the gym...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    Well not a whole change, I want my testicles put inside my body and have a vagina added while I keep my penis... I know this isn't possible but I sure wish it was. And maybe size...
    str8CD str8CD 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    yeah!would be gratifying to help people out with the fruits of my toil in any manner so that could get the much needed succor int their lives...
    romell romell 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    That would literally change my life, food is my number one struggle
    emmacla emmacla 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sometimes I binge n purge does that make me bulimic?
    enrichedreamer enrichedreamer 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I don't know of this is really an eating disorder, but... I lose my appetite sometimes for days at a stretch and can only really eat one meal in the day and sometimes I don't eat...
    Loner1990 Loner1990 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    I have an addiction to eggs! I wake up craving protein every single morning. I could eat bacon, eggs, toast, potato, veggies, anything along the lines of breakfast food, anytime...
    alexdahlia alexdahlia 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    This seems pretty self explanatory. I make kickass burgers and steak. My mom makes a pot roast that I could eat for the rest of my life if necessary. Same for my dads ribs and...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Okay , it's been so long I didn't write anything , so I thought I would just update it up a little bit with what's happening with me nowadays. It's been like five months now I...
    CrushednBroken CrushednBroken 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    This dreamworld consists of people. This dreamworld consists of people who have opinions. People who have respect to opinions. I wish I could live in a dreamworld where I didn't...
    AnEverWonderer AnEverWonderer 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Ya know. I'm sick of people judging anorexics and bulimics. Plus all the others. Those are just the most common. They tell you you're not fat. And grow meat on them bones. But you...
    Kailenalovesyou Kailenalovesyou 13-15, F 2 Responses 58 mins ago

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    More recent, I was in Manchester. I don't go out that often due to work and everything. So this was a once in a blue moon event. I called at a bar and ordered a bottle of bud. I...
    jetetter jetetter 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    I don't even know where to start mainly because all my life I've been an outcast. When I was young my real father left me and so my mom worked a lot to keep food on the table and...
    Arwenlethena Arwenlethena 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I'm in the process of opening a Child Care Center and I'm aiming fornit to be more eco-friendly, gross motor acitivites, hands on learning experience and full of enjoyment! I'm...
    lovelittleones lovelittleones 18-21, F Jul 15

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    Of course I do! I do not leave it out in any place that is unsafe it in a safe however it is one that your finger prints unlock. I believe in better be safe then sorry! I take it...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    When i'm not ok.. I eat the food that comforts me.
    cuddle26 cuddle26 18-21, F 55 mins ago

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    It’s as if I came to live with a friend 18 months ago and I have long since worn out my welcome; now everyone is wondering when I’ll finally find my own place and leave them to...
    annadee annadee 41-45, F Jul 3

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    It’s as if I came to live with a friend 18 months ago and I have long since worn out my welcome; now everyone is wondering when I’ll finally find my own place and leave them to...
    annadee annadee 41-45, F Jul 3

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    It’s as if I came to live with a friend 18 months ago and I have long since worn out my welcome; now everyone is wondering when I’ll finally find my own place and leave them to...
    annadee annadee 41-45, F Jul 3

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    It’s as if I came to live with a friend 18 months ago and I have long since worn out my welcome; now everyone is wondering when I’ll finally find my own place and leave them to...
    annadee annadee 41-45, F Jul 3

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    It’s as if I came to live with a friend 18 months ago and I have long since worn out my welcome; now everyone is wondering when I’ll finally find my own place and leave them to...
    annadee annadee 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    In my dreamworld we all could make shapes of clouds with our hands and eat them like cotton candy! Or transform them into colorful solid floating seats or beds to chill and observe...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jul 15

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    I wish I could change how things are. I wish i could go back in time and change the way I acted in some points of my life. I never meant to hurt anyone. All I wanted was to make...
    evie2001 evie2001 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    For over a year now, I've been on the verge of anorexia. I go two, maybe three days without eating or eating very small amounts, then I stop. I know it's terrible, but there's a...
    PairOfTrees PairOfTrees 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Anorexia and bulimia seemed so distant to me when I was growing up. It seemed completely irrational to me that someone could just not eat, and puking seemed impossible to force...
    rachelthedreamer rachelthedreamer 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Stay away from eating disorders and prevent them when you can! They will basically destroy your life, your relationships with friends, love, and family, your body, your mind, YOU...
    starsarediamonds starsarediamonds 13-15, F Jul 7

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    Whatever I do, whatever I try, whatever I say, whatever I buy, I take the responsibility I have for my own actions deadly seriously!I am genuine in what I do, calculating yet...
    Catram21 Catram21 22-25, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    People have different reasons for the cause of their eating disorders. Mine is from being depressed about my life. I can't help but think that my youth has been a waste. I want to...
    cringing cringing 16-17, F Jul 8

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    My husband of 23 years is a very complex man. He has been this way since I started working after being married for five years. When I entered the work force, it brought out a total...
    3Lia 3Lia 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm really not sure what to say. It started really slowly. On days that I had somewhere to go and I was wearing something form fitting, I wouldn't eat until I got home into my...
    SophiaMadelineRose SophiaMadelineRose 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    It started when people in my school started calling me fat , so i started to diet but then i started eating less and less , then i completely stopped eating , i started exercising...
    Theworldismyhell Theworldismyhell 18-21, F Jul 6

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    After 7 years of being in a relationship and living together for the past year, my boyfriend and I ended our relationship and cut all contact. About a month ago there was an...
    beachbum18 beachbum18 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    There are so many wishes I think I could have. But they are not real. That mindset is not productive. It is the wrong way to look at life. It's fantasy. I've lived in my own...
    Shoutittotheworld23 Shoutittotheworld23 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Sleeping soothes my mind i wish i could just sleep all day everyday its so relaxing lol i feel like im in my own little world
    faith1998 faith1998 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    It is absolutely a nightmare to have an eating disorder, it's as if it drags you over and over and over again whenever you try to recover. Recovery is difficult but not impossible...
    Angelanorexic Angelanorexic 18-21, F Jul 13

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    Another day Another night sleepless. The sands of time flow in one direction so I've heard. Is there not a way to reverse that. Why are our actions irreversible. Why don't we have...
    fat1l fat1l 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    I've been cooking up a storm -- since I no longer have jet lag. I've been cooking a lot of steak, and that is quite unusual because I'm not a big beef-eater. I made fajitas with...
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    I am anorexic. It started when my friends would poke my stomach and say I gained weight and I hate gaining weight I hate it. Then my dad started calling me fat and calling me a pig...
    Kelnea Kelnea 13-15, F Jul 7

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    “I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being.” Hafiz
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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    Today was all you could at the ballpark, and I took that challenge very seriously. In nine innings, I managed to scarf down a double bacon cheeseburger, two foot long chili cheese...
    chubbyChase chubbyChase 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I wish I could be care free and happy like someone my age should be I should not be an adult I should not be like this I'm more matured then my own mother which is shocking I have...
    BrookeDuchanne16 BrookeDuchanne16 16-17, F Jul 18

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    I grew up with a mother who has slowly become morbidly obese. All my life she was overweight but as I grew older I began to notice just how overweight she was becoming. My dad is...
    tracy1990 tracy1990 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I would be honored for my soul to be eaten by Sebastian. Our contract would be, he has to clean, cook, water the roses, protect me, bathe me or with me ;D and have sex with me...
    CielPhantomhive1214 CielPhantomhive1214 18-21, F Jun 30

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    More often than not I can eat all I want and not feel bad, but lately I've felt more compelled to give in to an old middle school habit of mine. My eating disorder, though mild...
    TeaspoonEm TeaspoonEm 16-17, F Jul 12

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    Dear Friends, I was in the relationship with a boy for 6 years, we had never thought for marriage. Both of our family knew each other for long year’s .Actually initially we were...
    Gitikasharma Gitikasharma 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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