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I Wish I Could Eat My Own Pussy

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    haha that would be great!

    Id never leave the house lol
    CypherLock CypherLock 31-35, F 8 Responses Jun 28

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    Flying Solo, Until Interrupted

    It's Saturday morning and Tay (Taylor) was sleeping so soundly I couldn't even wake him up. He works construction during the week and is usually exhausted on Saturdays. Also, I might have worn him out a bit extra last night. Bummer. I'm kind of horny this morning.I go to the gym...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    When traveling, I would love to be able to do

    this. Either that, or have a suit case that my girlfriend could fit in.
    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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