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I Wish I Could Eat My Own Pussy

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    haha that would be great!

    Id never leave the house lol
    CypherLock CypherLock 31-35, F 7 Responses Jun 28

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    I so wish I could do this,

    I can get really close but not close enough to get myself off. This would just be a super bonus in self pleasure!
    fireyes fireyes 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 16

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    Flying Solo, Until Interrupted

    It's Saturday morning and Tay (Taylor) was sleeping so soundly I couldn't even wake him up. He works construction during the week and is usually exhausted on Saturdays. Also, I might have worn him out a bit extra last night. Bummer. I'm kind of horny this morning.I go to the gym...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    I constantly find myself wanting pancakes. Especially pecan pancakes, could eat them all day any day.
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