I Wish I Could Masticate Gluteus Maximus

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    Well

    as my friends know, I'm not a very assertive person and masticating buttocks doesn't come naturally to me. There were times when I should masticate buttocks, but it just didn't feel right? -scratches head- blaaaaaaaaah  
    Tummie Tummie
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Aug 7, 2009

    I Can, But Often Feel Guilty After....

    The rare times I do allow myself to masticate someone's buttocks I tend to go too far, and they get hurt.  So even though I often want to masticate hard enough to excavate a new posterior orifice, I hold back.
    Geode Geode
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2009
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