I Wish I Could Tolerate Contact Lenses

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 3 People

    Q: What dog wears contact lenses?

    A: A ****-eyed spaniel!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 29, 2014

    There's No Way

    I could not stand to put something on my eyeball. And I would love to have green eyes! And to not have to wear glasses! And, of course, I love those od colors of red, light blue, etc.
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    1 Response Sep 14, 2009
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