I Wish I Had 3 Wishes

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    First wish- bigger boobs,

    I have way too much competition with the lady who has a third boob. Second wish- bigger males. These humans are so hot, I feel like melting but why are you so short? Third wish- a fourth leg. Sometimes is hard to be balanced with three legs. Gravity here is awful and I'm always...
    Amusec Amusec
    26-30, F
    Sep 27, 2014
    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156
    18-21, F
    Jul 23, 2014
    BloodyVampire BloodyVampire
    41-45, M
    Jun 14, 2014

    Roger Waters' Three Wishes

    Roger Waters (of Pink Floyd fame) had a slightly different spin on this idea. Here are the lyrics to one of his songs: Reached back for the bottle And rubbed against the lamp Genie came out smiling Like some Eastern tramp He said hey boy what's happening What is going on...
    gravcop gravcop
    41-45, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2007

    My three wishes are..

    . 1. Wish for more 3 wishes.
    Manuala Manuala
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 23, 2014

    A good boyfriend will never change anything

    about you....except your last name .
    QueenNicki12 QueenNicki12
    18-21, F
    Sep 20, 2014
    boyceboy boyceboy
    61-65, M
    Dec 18, 2013

    As Ridiculous As This Will Sound...

    Ok, so funnily enough I've actually laid down in bed one night and gave this serious thought. So if I was given the chance for 3 wishes, this is what they would be, IN DETAIL (i've seen too many movies/shows where the wisher gets screwed for lack of detail): 1) A medallion...
    3lAssasin0 3lAssasin0
    26-30, M
    Jul 10, 2013

    I would like my first wish to be a

    multimillionaire with a mansion. My next wish is to have a girlfriend, preferably tall, dressed nicely with a rounded belly. My last wish is to be able to grow up to 200ft, I would love to see myself grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and grow.
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014

    Here They Are....

    If I had 3 wishes they would be: 1) I would wish for one more day with C.J. so I could tell him all the things I never had the chance to tell him. 2) The courage to follow my heart and put myself out there again and find that special someone to share my life with. 3...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 26, 2007

    1.be loved by Rhys forever 2.

    pain wouldn't exist anymore 3.money money money
    lolacocacola lolacocacola
    22-25, F
    Oct 22, 2014
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 9, 2015

    I wish I had a job with more freedom to use EP

    during the day. I wish tomorrow was Saturday. I wish for more wishes 😜
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Sep 17, 2015

    My three wishes would have been 1- I wish i

    had 3 more wishes 2 - i wish had more 3 wishes 3 - i wish had 3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3 more wishes !
    Rejuvenated90 Rejuvenated90
    26-30, M
    Sep 23, 2015

    My 3 Wishes...

    1. ice cream 2. pizza 3. hug.
    tummytum tummytum
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 31, 2013

    problem with this experience is that's your

    first wish you only have 2 left :) lol
    fenrirandimpachi fenrirandimpachi
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2014

    1. To always be able to pull the amount of

    money out of my wallet for anything I want to purchase 2. To be fit for the rest of my life, even on my 106th birthday in 2101. 3. To be beyond the best, inside and out, I could ever be for the rest of my life and from the start of my teenagehood
    Amsch95 Amsch95
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 27, 2014

    There are so many wishes I think I could have.

    But they are not real. That mindset is not productive. It is the wrong way to look at life. It's fantasy. I've lived in my own world most my life. I've only come into this world to exist and it has been a sad endeavor from time to time. Some of it has been beautiful. But when...
    Shoutittotheworld23 Shoutittotheworld23
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 9, 2014

    Now what would they be?

    Always wanted to be a Dr Dolittle and be able to talk to the animals. Imagine the skills that could be learned! Perhaps to have a good, hypnotic and enduring singing voice (sound like a mermaid) and to be generally always happy and content with life.
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8
    46-50, M
    May 20, 2015

    As much as I really want to go

    for the unlimited number of wishes, I think I'd actually do the following: 1) be able to play ANY instrument professionally to any song (you'd be a hit at parties) 2) be able to revisit any memory from my past in an omniscient, 3rd person point of view... That could be...
    scrtasnman13 scrtasnman13
    22-25, M
    Sep 22, 2014

    1. Mom would lighten up 2.

    Had enough money for college next year 3. My boyfriend and I will last this time
    beautifulher beautifulher
    18-21, F
    Oct 7, 2014
    thebigtexrock thebigtexrock
    46-50, M
    Aug 3, 2014

    I wish... 1. My dad would have a healthy heart,

    2. My friend Cory hadn't suffered and died from his respiratory disease, and 3. A girl named Sophie would overcome her social anxiety to find happiness in life.
    outsidewitness outsidewitness
    31-35, M
    Sep 23, 2014

    First wish 1. I wish I had infinite wishes 2.

    I wish i had infinite wishes 3. I wish I had infinite wishes
    Hsgdbg Hsgdbg
    22-25, M
    Sep 22, 2014

    1. Amazing health 2.

    A lot of $$$$ :) 3. World peace
    karalolz karalolz
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 8, 2014

    oh how i wish i were never married

    and stayed single all throughout my life!
    GreenXlemon GreenXlemon
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2014

    1) I wish I knew how to communicate with

    Sasquatch. 2) I wish every 3rd Thursday of the month for the rest of my life James Franco and Robert Downey Jr. would take me to dinner and dancing. 3) I wish I could sing like any singer I wanted.
    ShebrewRed ShebrewRed
    41-45, F
    Nov 21, 2014

    my 3 wishes are 1 who ever seeks love

    that lasts forever finds it soon 2 who ever is sick gets healthy soon 3 who ever is crying due to sadness becomes happy soon i could make wishes for myself but wishing for others thats great feels nice inside
    deleted deleted
    Sep 28, 2015

    1) My Tourette's would be gone 2) My social

    anxiety would be gone 3) I would be in a healthy relationship
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979
    36-40, M
    Aug 13, 2014

    I Only Have 1 Wish.

    the only thing that i want right now...  is for my family to accept who i love and be ok with it.
    iGotMine8 iGotMine8
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 24, 2007

    I Wish ........i Won The Lottery So All My Other Wishes Were Catered For !

    I wish for good health, prosperity and happiness of family and friends I wish that one day, I will be in a position to help and aid countless people ,wallowing in depths of misery and help improve lives significantly. I wish he would ask me to marry him, and we can be together...
    andromeda andromeda
    46-50, F
    Feb 4, 2012

    1. Be king of the freaking universe.

    (That includes a crown and cape and everything... Part of the job) 2. To be just so ******* gorgeous. 3. Have every super power ever. Yep, no world peace or curing illnesses in this story, let's be honest though you'd watch the trailer for my film at least.
    deleted deleted
    Apr 11, 2015

    I wish MH370 return home soon.

    I wish the crews and passengers are safe and sound. I wish this wish comes true, soon.
    CtKate27 CtKate27
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 10, 2014

    three beautiful friends left this place I wish

    all three came back .. 💚💚💚
    birdblu birdblu
    36-40, F
    6 Responses May 20, 2014

    My Wishes...

    For my first wish...I wish my fam would move back to ohio. Second...I want to have a family (with kids). Third...I want everyone to be happy.
    ttlisaof2 ttlisaof2
    31-35, F
    Oct 28, 2011

    (1) I could have her back (2) I would of told

    her I loved her before it was too late (3) I could just of never made that mistake
    1LilLefty 1LilLefty
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 3, 2014

    1) I would wish for a substantial amount of

    money. Several million. Naturally, I wouldn't plan to keep it all. I would buy a nice home in a scenic part of the country, have my car refurbished from the ground up, buy a nice little Winnebago so I could do some traveling, pay all my debts and save enough to live happily and...
    chubbystringbean chubbystringbean
    26-30, M
    Oct 27, 2014

    I had a maternal grandmother

    who is really strict about my appearance. (Well , to be frank everyone in my family is.) She said that I have almost everything my appearance but the problem is that I'm too fat. (That's how my family criticize me.) She described me as smart (but too lazy) , multi-talented...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jan 14, 2014

    If I Had Three...here's What'd They'd Be..

    1) I'd wish you the all the truest peace love and happiness in the world.. It's what I wish for myself, so how can I deny it for another. Even if they are a lying scumbag. 2) That everyday be different and each would hold a new lesson in life. With them comes a new thing to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Oct 28, 2010
    fauxlady fauxlady
    26-30, F
    Aug 13, 2014

    Seeing as this is a wish statement,

    seems ive used one already, lol
    kkaattss kkaattss
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Mar 27, 2014

    1. to have someone who love me

    for me. 2. people will stop treating me like a baby. 3. to be loved.
    bitchybrandi bitchybrandi
    16-17, F
    Oct 22, 2014

    Memory, Kids, Magic

    I know it would be great to wish for world peace or that nobody in the world should starve and I would probably use my three wishes for that but let's assume the genie in a bottle would force me to wish selfishly: 1) A photographic memory so I could "flick through" all the...
    JollyJenny92 JollyJenny92
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 5, 2011

    My 3 Wishes

    1.) I wish my Grandma will reach reach at the age of 100 or more! She's the first grandparent I met and the only one I have. 2.) I wish all people with different colors and races will get along and help one another for the world to become a better place. 3.) I wish I have three...
    TheSoaringHighBird TheSoaringHighBird
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 31, 2013
    Alijumah Alijumah
    18-21, M
    Feb 4, 2015
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