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I Wish I Had a Butler

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    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2013

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2009

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    Someone asked me today to write what I would wish for if I had only one single wish. That is an almost impossible decision. One wish when I have so many thoughts in my head. I...
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    I have a biological sister, she's 18 but we don't have a sisterly relationship or any relationship at all. She has bipolar disorder that has completely taken over her life. For 10...
    Myeiaddiction Myeiaddiction 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I wish I had more money. What I wish I had all the money in the world. Not only that I wish i made $10000000000 every week.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    I always wanted to be a traveller - Photographer and explore things, i wanted to free fly, i wanted to learn people. i wanted to read them, i wanted to be a freelancer , i wanted...
    Nitish288 Nitish288 22-25, M Aug 13

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    Some nights i don't sleep and I'm just sitting there thinking, wishing. I wish I hade one moment, one second, one minute, one hour or one day just to see her. She was everything I...
    allencam05 allencam05 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    wish i could jsut call someone whenever i go through something tough. wish i had a best friend. i wish i could have someone to talk to all the time. it feels lonely.
    lost3458 lost3458 31-35, F Aug 19

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    To the time where I screwed up everything. So many things...I wish. I wish I could go back and say to you what I really meant. I wish I had never done some things. I wish I could...
    ImagineA ImagineA 16-17 Aug 19

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    I feel insignificant and I feel like no one would really care if I left. It would make no difference if I were never here in the first place, as I only burden others with my own...
    MellowCube MellowCube 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Just wish I had enough to cover the rent, bills, groceries & household necessities every month without stressing or going without in some other area. I don't have expensive...
    michelle0808 michelle0808 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    Every time we talk or when I see your face, I always have that sad feeling inside me. I wish we never ended. I wish I tried more or my feelings never changed. I would've been happy...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F Aug 10

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    For a while now I've had a death wish. Actually for a couple of years now. Number 1 thing I feel I have had a death wish for is swimming with sharks. I love to swim with sharks. I...
    Devilscar Devilscar 18-21, M Aug 11

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    I am 41 yrs old. I had an abortion 2 yrs ago when I was 39. I am married for 17 yrs and have twins who were 5 yrs old at the time. My husband & I struggled for 4 years with...
    flamengogirl flamengogirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I wish he'd never told me that he cheated. I wish I could forget all the hurtful things that happened when we dated. I wish I could take an eraser to my brain.
    Amiramae Amiramae 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I really wish I had someone to talk to all day I talk to someone during parts of the day but never all day I wish I could talk to him all day everyday
    nadirah96 nadirah96 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I thought about him a lot this week. His laugh his voice his stupid jokes. I wish so bad I could just spend even one more evening back in the day, just all hanging out doing...
    Missmetomorrow Missmetomorrow 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Man. Today is hard. Really hard. Just laying in bed wishing I never started the affair, wishing we never got caught, wishing I could just walk away from her, and wishing she was...
    confusedinpa7 confusedinpa7 36-40, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    News flash! (Well it is in my life anyway!) So yesterday my ex ap (split a month back) asked me over to his city as I was feeling down over something. Went out with him and his...
    foreverWantingMore foreverWantingMore 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    Every day is a burden. It is really hard to pass each second of this life that I have been needlessly dragged into. I just want it to end, quickly and painlessly. I know how to but...
    Ricky2701 Ricky2701 18-21, M Aug 3

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    There are a handful of women that I am friends with that I wish I would have asked out back in the day... granted, I probably wouldn't be friends with them now since if they...
    dcisme dcisme 41-45, M Aug 5

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    I wish but not just what you have in your mind I also wish what make you smile I wish what makes you bite your lips I also wish what makes you wet I wish what makes you happy I...
    sensualromantic sensualromantic 36-40, M Aug 7

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    Yep. Wish. Often. No codependancy. More independent. Less caring. Less worry. Less analyzing. More sleep. More good luck. But wishing rarely produces...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 11

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    I wasn't an introvert most days. I wish I had more confidence in myself, I wish I could just be myself. It feels like there is a wall in front of me I have to knock down before I...
    solrac8523 solrac8523 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I often wish I could see the future... Just a small snippet of it to offer some reassurance that I'll eventually get to the places in life I want to be and have some of the things...
    darksaber9999 darksaber9999 26-30, M Aug 15

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    So don't get me wrong but being single is great. You can focus on yourself, your life, and your well being. But apart of me wishes that I had a boyfriend. I know I have my whole...
    mollce mollce 16-17, F Aug 15

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    Hadyourchance has been my only friend on EP. She always made me laugh. I miss her and wish I had some other way of contacting her. I wish her the best.
    Invisiblejack Invisiblejack 26-30 Aug 19

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    I wish my life were over.... had a restraing order on me because my child's mother lied about me, claiming I would threaten and stalk her. Got into drugs and depression bad because...
    deadmanwalking1233 deadmanwalking1233 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Lone1y Lone1y 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    musicgurl11 musicgurl11 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    I wish I had a big brother .-.
    PrincessAyyoBbyBoo PrincessAyyoBbyBoo 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 2

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    AriAriela AriAriela 22-25, F Aug 2

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    Amb505 Amb505 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 4

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    Hime100890 Hime100890 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    Often I feel like I should be able to trade places with someone who would appreciate life. I feel like I am very ungrateful for what I have in life compared to many other people...
    SereneSolidarity SereneSolidarity 18-21, M Aug 12

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    I wish for peace of mind and heart. I wish for good health. I wish for success in all I'm a part of. I wish my children blessed happy lives and I wish to fall madly in love with a...
    SpanishRose10 SpanishRose10 31-35, F Aug 13

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    I wish I had an older or twin brother, he would've helped me a lot. My sister is a jerk.....
    mandycandy0123 mandycandy0123 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 14

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