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I Wish I Had a Butler

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    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F Jun 2, 2013

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2009

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    I would be honored for my soul to be eaten by Sebastian. Our contract would be, he has to clean, cook, water the roses, protect me, bathe me or with me ;D and have sex with me...
    CielPhantomhive1214 CielPhantomhive1214 18-21, F Jun 30

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    I can't wait for the new anime of Black Butler! July 10th!!! :D YAY!! Ciel will be back and so will Sebastian!! :D LOVE THEM!!! AHHHHH! I am squealing again!!! WAAAAAAAASABI...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive 18-21, F Jun 28

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    Caught Myself Doing It Again! So, here's a play-by-play of how I normally wish my life away year by year. I'll start at January, because that's the logical place to start...
    FR3DR1CKA FR3DR1CKA 16-17, F Jun 24

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    Eternal sunshine... "There's an emotional core to each of our memories.And when you eradicate that core...it starts its degradation process." "I can't remember anything without...
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    Dear Friends, I was in the relationship with a boy for 6 years, we had never thought for marriage. Both of our family knew each other for long year’s .Actually initially we were...
    Gitikasharma Gitikasharma 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    rainbowdash110 rainbowdash110 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    h3lldriv3n h3lldriv3n 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    I had my heart broken by this person i was in a not official relationship with for about six months. We were and still are very close. What happened was that i started to get a bit...
    Rei124 Rei124 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    I have God, Jesus and my angel to talk to and that's helps sooo much. I would go crazy without them, but I wish I had people to talk to like everyone else has. I wish I had a...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    I wish I could change how things are. I wish i could go back in time and change the way I acted in some points of my life. I never meant to hurt anyone. All I wanted was to make...
    evie2001 evie2001 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    I wish I didn't exist, that I had never existed. Before I go to sleep at night, l wish and pray for it. I fantasise about it. I close my eyes and picture a darkness, not of evil...
    glassprison glassprison 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 27

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    You'll probably think I'm weird by the end of this, but whatever. I have a lot of daydreams. Sure, I'm fully aware how hurtful dreams can be, but I can't stop imagining myself at...
    Revii Revii 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I wish I wasn't always feeling like someone less than equal. I wish I was out of the relationship I am in now, and in a relationship with a person who could love me for me. When I...
    Momma1985 Momma1985 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    I wish I could forget him. I wish I could delete all my memories of him. I wish you could delete pain. I wish pain didn't last so long to ruin your days and haunt your dreams. I am...
    whoateyourheart whoateyourheart 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    Don't wish you were rich wish you had an opportunity to make you rich by the effort you put in N if you wish that your wish is coming true if you message me I know of an...
    rosiebloom rosiebloom 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    I really wish I had a younger brother. I am a 28 year old guy that always wished I had a younger brother to look after and experience things with. I feel like an only child and it...
    phillyboy5555 phillyboy5555 26-30, M Jul 8

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    There are so many wishes I think I could have. But they are not real. That mindset is not productive. It is the wrong way to look at life. It's fantasy. I've lived in my own...
    Shoutittotheworld23 Shoutittotheworld23 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I don't like the word "hate". I avoid use of that word at almost any cost. Today, tho, I hate. And I do mean HATE, the males who harmed you in your life. Notice I call them...
    FindingMySong FindingMySong 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    My mother burst into tears…cried loudly in front of me…..she had a mental break out because of the many worries and problems she facing at 60 years age….mom has a 40 years...
    saudifemale saudifemale 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I wish I could take away the pain I wish I could have taken his place he didn't deserve to die I would take his place in a second if I was there everyone loved him I would have...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A couple of weeks ago, I discovered that the saying "You never know what you have until you lose it", is indeed true. I didn't really believe it until I lost my grandmother 2...
    4everoptie 4everoptie 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I just wish I had a sister in general... My brothers aren't always nice to me... My younger brother I have a ton of reasons why I want to replace him with a younger sister and I...
    kaufertsjk kaufertsjk 18-21, M Jun 25

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    How can you wish to have small ones ? I've been teased about being a boy my whole life and I hurt wish I had some boobs
    JadenLangVageta JadenLangVageta 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 6

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    Hello,when I was 30 yrs old I had a motorcycle accident,and I was paralyzed,not long after my mom,grandmother,grandpop,and ucle which I was very close to all passed away. In 2...
    Davenportmd Davenportmd 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    I wish I had more positive childhood memories with my mother growing up. She made many poor decisions throughout my lifetime and unfortunately we've never been very close. It's...
    addictionbarbie addictionbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Daydreamermodel Daydreamermodel 16-17 Jun 24

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    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 26

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    Shoutittotheworld23 Shoutittotheworld23 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Many years since I left school. But I had a female English teacher who was just gorgeous! She couldn't have been THAT much older than the class she was teaching! She was petite...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    You're a proper boy; I didn't do things like you. You stand tall and straight; I cower over and tilt my head. You have no problem with attention; I didn't want to be seen...
    Shoutittotheworld23 Shoutittotheworld23 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    mmogoogle mmogoogle 22-25, M Jun 28

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    I've never had children and lately I've been having a feeling that I don't want to. I loved reading the experiences on this feed because some mums actually wish they never had...
    Alf8964 Alf8964 18-21, F Jun 29

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