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I Wish I Had a Butler

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 29 People

    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2013

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F Feb 27, 2009

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    I honestly wish I had someone who was there for me. I've had people come and go, but they always go. No matter how much I give. Everyone leaves.
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    I wish you were my valentine this year. I wish I could call you mine. In so many sorrows that fill your head I'd make them into mine. For just one day out of this year, If I...
    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    I really wish I hadn't married my husband. the only reason we got married is because I was pregnant and had a whole bunch of people yacking in my ear and convinced me. I should of...
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I don't really have any close friends, never have. I'm turning 20 this year and I don't even have any friends to celebrate with. I've always had more responsibility than others...
    raeediance raeediance 18-21, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    I wish I had the ability to fly
    maraknm maraknm 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i wish i had the super power to be out of peoples minds for good
    MyraTomPhil MyraTomPhil 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I wish I had telekinetic cause I'm too lazy to get up from my bed and I can reach anything
    felicia123angel felicia123angel 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I wish I had the power to shape shift and breath under water. I guess could just shape shift into a fish to do that but I mean as in any form.
    ZashaChase ZashaChase 26-30, T 4 days ago

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    I wish I had the power to see into the future, so I could exploit the stock market. Then, with my power I would fund NASA to do whatever the heck I want like build a moon base or...
    BenBrown25663 BenBrown25663 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could spy on people and other things
    aby2015 aby2015 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    LMAO, I wish I could be like that in real life. I am but not when it comes to shove... I think. The only dream I can remember was this dream but it was only a dream. I was in an...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I have had bad memories of almost rape and wish I could just forget about it.
    Lovelypaw22 Lovelypaw22 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I wish I had more close friends that had my work ethics. I have alot of different types of friends but as the years go on I see them sometimes viewing me as superior than them...
    marckengenie1 marckengenie1 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    lol Mmm yes!! *nods head* Lol,so a couple of months ago i was thinking about personality types and my ideal guy and i remembered him :) I was trying to remember as much as i could...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    There was a time when I wished there was a place, a place for another someone in my life to do the little things that I crave, that I want, that my soul needs. Intimate things...
    SuburbanSage SuburbanSage 61-65, M a week ago

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    Omg I went outside to get on the bus and JEESH I omost died it was cold but I guess I survived got on the bus and it was cold because we had a sub and he didn't turn on the heat...
    richie161 richie161 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    I wish my mind had a delete button, so,I could erase all the bitter memories of people crying over me and calling me a heartless and selfish *****. I wish I could erase all the...
    iSatan iSatan 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    (Lengthy post but I had to vent) I truly feel that I would be better off dead. I honestly wish I could go to sleep one night and just die in my sleep. I know men are supposed to...
    Jason947 Jason947 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    I'm so bored I wish I had someone to talk to I have a few friends on here but usually they don't last long except for one or two I hope someone out there would be willing to talk...
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    seriously i wish i had a friend i could call up or video with anytime some times its just sad to think am not important to anyone.
    ZenZen10 ZenZen10 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 3

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    i wish i had more close friends all around the world!!
    Deluxury Deluxury 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    i wish i had more close friends all around the world!!
    Deluxury Deluxury 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I wish I had friends... I mean I see emo peeps online saying "nuhhh I'm so alone in this world no one understands" but they're posting a thousand pictures of them with their...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F Jan 31

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    Hi there!! I'm here to share some of my experiences and how I feel as a freshman of Temple University, who try fight through the loneliness in her life here in Pennsylvania, US...
    angelofthelight angelofthelight 18-21, F Jan 31

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    I was circumcised at the age of 13 for the first time. I had never had trouble with my foreskin and I had no problems retracting it. however, my parents so it fit to have it done...
    jess8895 jess8895 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    i am the only child in my family i have no sibilings and my cousins are the worst i feel like i am not loved since the day i was born . i had a panic attack at the age of 6 since...
    rita03 rita03 22-25, F Jan 28

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    Hello, I am 20 years old, I got pregnant sometime in August and was around 4 and half weeks when I had my abortion. When I first found out I was pregnant, I was so happy, I kept...
    Maire268 Maire268 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Hello, I am 20 years old, I got pregnant sometime in August and was around 4 and half weeks when I had my abortion. When I first found out I was pregnant, I was so happy, I kept...
    Maire268 Maire268 18-21, F Jan 28

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    I was ready to post this huge story then my phone crashed. I rebooted it and thought I wish I had someone to call but then I thought who would understand about this place anyway?
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    i've seen gerard butler movies but never really like him before i saw him on Phantom's of the opera, he had that creepy-super-masculine expression that still matches phantom's...
    mesolm mesolm 18-21, F Jan 25

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    QueenVen QueenVen 16-17, F Jan 24

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    Messy, sort of There are parts of me that really have it all together. I function, pretty good all things considered. I have great purpose. I am the most fit physically that I've...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 24

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