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I Wish I Had a Butler

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 26 People

    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2013

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F Feb 27, 2009

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