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I Wish I Had a Butler

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2013

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    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2009

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    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    i can go to wales and liv there for ever! that a robot can do my homework... i wish i can speak Japanese i wish i had stright pretty hair i wish that i can keep the rubber modle...
    TheColorfulDino TheColorfulDino 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    I had a dream. It must have been Halloween because I was in a batman costume. We must've been at a Halloween party that went bad because there were decorations and lights of...
    OneHowlToTheMoon OneHowlToTheMoon 22-25, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I wish I hadn't dated the same guy through high school and college so that I could have had more experience with people and know better what kind of characteristics I wanted in a...
    eliza0220 eliza0220 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I lost my Dad when I was four so yea....I have a had a lot of time to think about his death, fathers, him and well, everything. I was four and although I was in the room right...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 13

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    First wish 1. I wish I had infinite wishes 2. I wish i had infinite wishes 3. I wish I had infinite wishes
    ReconTheGamer ReconTheGamer 13-15, M Sep 22

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    My name is Gabriel. I shall start from my first friend. His name was Alex. Unlike the other kids in kinder he didn't judge me based on how I dressed or even on how I refused to let...
    GARLITH GARLITH 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    I know everyone looks different and there are many forms of beauty, but sometimes I wish I was more breathtaking and stunning. I mean yeah I have the plump ***, the petite size...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F Sep 19

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    I'm not unhappy, but I'm not happy either. I don't want to kill myself, and I look forward to a potential future, but I just feel like my life won't turn out the way I want it to...
    minnielong minnielong 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I wish I knew that you would leave, God. If I had known, I'd still be able to feel it when people touch my arm. And I mean really feel it, you know? Feel the warmth and energy. Now...
    becswiggins becswiggins 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    My three wishes would be: 1.) That the genie is Robin Williams and he has to sing, "A Friend Like Me." 2.) That I would have the power to repel stupid people just by looking at...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F Sep 18

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    My three wishes are... 1. Wish for more 3 wishes.
    Manuala Manuala 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    First wish- bigger boobs, I have way too much competition with the lady who has a third boob. Second wish- bigger males. These humans are so hot, I feel like melting but why are...
    Amusec Amusec 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So, ever since I started high school I be always wanted someone very close to me. Someone who I can confide to and someone who I can exchange gifts to. But now it has been my 4th...
    endlesswarx endlesswarx 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    I have girlfriends, just not girlfriends like oprah has or in high-school. They keep their distance. In the past few years I've been drawn to a few women who I relate a little...
    showmethelove showmethelove 41-45, F Sep 8

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    I wish... 1. My dad would have a healthy heart, 2. My friend Cory hadn't suffered and died from his respiratory disease, and 3. A girl named Sophie would overcome her social...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M a week ago

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    the most of my life passed by seeing my father lying on the roads, drunk. my mother hitting me over my childhood curiosities like opening up the fridge a lot many times and my...
    smilingbabaji smilingbabaji 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My English is not really good. I apologize for that. I don't really have anyone to tell this that's probably why I'm posting it here. I never met my father. My mom got pregnant in...
    Yukio0001 Yukio0001 16-17, M 22 hrs ago

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    My heart has been broken. For a little 4 year old girl that I met at the bus stop last night while waiting. We played and laughed, and she told me the most real things, thank god...
    Yourbaaaby Yourbaaaby 18-21, F Sep 12

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    I am 29. I have had 2-3 people in my life who I have called my best friend. But I don't have one anymore. Friends come and go. I find myself really wishing I had someone like that...
    tragicallyromantic tragicallyromantic 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 17

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    All best friends I've had always end in a nasty way. I'm really sensitive and get my feelings hurt way too easily, and I get really attached to people. I feel like I never have...
    samanthastar614 samanthastar614 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 20

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    I wish I had an older brother as I've been brought up without a father therefore a male figure in my life like that could help me develop differently. I've never had anyone who's...
    minmins07 minmins07 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I am 17 years old and I've never had a boyfriend, I haven't even had a guy tell me I was pretty. I feel really insecure about my self and my image towards other people... I don't...
    chelseaalexis18 chelseaalexis18 16-17, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Its an easy thing for me really but having lots of friends is just like having lots of clothes in your closet. There are lots of them but just few are useful. Right...
    loydrous loydrous 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    Life's too much of a hassle. It's like the perpetual running on a hamster wheel. Utterly tiring, and you have to struggle just to keep up with it. Most days I just wish I were dead...
    arrowoftime arrowoftime 18-21 1 Response Sep 3

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    I wish I had more money to pay rent Nd get more food for my family
    Mamiproud Mamiproud 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Ever since graduating high school (a year later than I was supposed to), all of the close friends I had in high school have all moved on, either with college, army, marriage or...
    RainbowSheep3913 RainbowSheep3913 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 5

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    I wish I didn't have to wait for loving until Facebook gets it time. We have three kids together and I have had to deal with her cheating 4 different times. Don't get me wrong I...
    Darkpriest85 Darkpriest85 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    I wish I had the ability to know when people are lying. I don't want to always know the truth, but I want a build in lie detector.
    ElleEstJolieLaide ElleEstJolieLaide 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    Other than my wife, and our roommate i dont really have any friends except luckily ive found a few people online i email quite reguarly. Theyre awesome and i thank God for them...
    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 9

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    I think all of us wish that lol .. I wish I did :(
    Verano93 Verano93 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 9

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    I really really wish I had a lot of friends. I'm afraid I'll say something dumb so I don't even bother talking to new people. I seriously think about it all the time. At night I'm...
    chilipeppasforever chilipeppasforever 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 10

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    I wish that my teacher understands me... my horrible life, terrible school life, health problems and family situations. I'm scared that if I tell her, she'll go beyond and say...
    ihatemylife236 ihatemylife236 13-15, F Sep 13

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    Dear You, First off, I heard you're with someone new. I am going to swallow my pride, and tell you I am happy for you. Although it has only been a week, and I feel that it is much...
    becswiggins becswiggins 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    I have been doing well, for the most part. This past Sunday was rough....another first of things that have changed due to my affair. I had downloaded Maroon 5's new album last...
    Suzanne1976 Suzanne1976 36-40, F 5 Responses Sep 17

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    Sohhhh badddd. It would be fascinating to see. If my wishes cured us. Or added to the insanity.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 18

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    1 unlimited wishes 2 infinite money 3 infinite knowledge 4 immortality 5 invincible to pain 6 the power to have any power i want
    chuckzares chuckzares 26-30, M Sep 18

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    1. A long (not necessarily immortal) and happy life for everyone who is my friend, family and myself I guess too. 2. To have unlimited granted wishes without sneaky bad...
    Docdaughter1 Docdaughter1 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 18

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    i hate my male lips as they are small and rubbish for putting lipstick on. i wish i had perfect feminine girly lips that are perfect for lipstick to be applied.
    girlyAndrea1987 girlyAndrea1987 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 18

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    1. I wish I could redo my life starting from kindergarten. 2. Grant me genes that would make me the object of perfection in the eyes of males and females as I grow up. 3. Give me...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 19

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    I wish I had friends who are more loyal to me, more thoughtful, more genuine. Right now I have friends that treat me like I don't exist sometimes.
    Ennevi Ennevi 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 21

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    don't have many friends. wish i had more. =( always lonely when i don't have my son around.
    shyone04 shyone04 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 22

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    As much as I really want to go for the unlimited number of wishes, I think I'd actually do the following: 1) be able to play ANY instrument professionally to any song (you'd be a...
    scrtasnman13 scrtasnman13 18-21, M Sep 22

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