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I Wish I Had a Butler

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    Niles

    Niles from The Nanny would be the perfect butler for me. He's witty, sarcastic and handy to have around. LOL. He can be polite,  he cleans, cooks and also a chauffer...not to mention a gossiper. Now, where can I find one like him?
    Janesiswanto Janesiswanto 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2009

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    I Have A Weakness For A Man In A Suit

    Really, I have no chosen butler that I want. I just have a general all-around weakness for butlers in general. The type that is kind, witty, knows just about everything you need without a word being said. I know that isn't realistic, though. People are not mind-readers, nor...
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2013

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    And Yes His Name Would Be Jeeves

    I wish that I had one of those proper English butlers.  You know the kind, with the white gloves and dark suit.  He would organize my closet.  Fix my breakfast and serve it in bed.  Organize my day.  Make sure that everyone was nice to me and treated me...
    orchid6 orchid6 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    I Already Have Mine Picked Out!

    My future butler: homestaffingnetwork.com/staff_search.php?detail_id=470 Not only is he yummy, but he also doubles as a bodyguard! *drool*
    LittleWing86 LittleWing86 26-30, F Apr 19, 2013

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    I need one pronto, seriously, not a maid, but a butler, with an accent and it doesn't have to be British. lol Why does it have to be a butler?Because that's what I want! Id love to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    Remember Gerard Butler in 300? Brad Pitt in Fight club? Yeah. I'd like to look like that. But I'm smart enough to know it'll never happen! So. I don't let it worry me.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Dragneel216 Dragneel216 16-17, M 3 Responses Oct 6

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    This was by far the most terrifying experience ever in my life. It happened a year ago when i was 15. I was lying on my bed, sleeping and suddenly i woke up (or i think i did) to...
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    I thought I'd try and get Into contact with a teacher from my childhood. I knew she wouldn't be interested. I don't have fond memories of her. She never liked me. But she had came...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45, T 1 Response Oct 5

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    "She's dramatic and needs to grow up, i am sick of it" mom said. " I don't understand this depression ****, you're always crying and complaining"! Dad yelled. I remember all the...
    AThousandThoughts AThousandThoughts 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    For the longest time I wished I had an older brother. I knew my father had been in a previous marriage before he married my mother. He told us that we had an older brother but that...
    Morenita79 Morenita79 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    First wish- bigger boobs, I have way too much competition with the lady who has a third boob. Second wish- bigger males. These humans are so hot, I feel like melting but why are...
    Amusec Amusec 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 27

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    I wish that everyday I could wake up with a positive attitude and be motivated. I wish I had a lot of hobbies and was good at anything. I wish i was old enough to get a job and...
    lonelygypsy lonelygypsy 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    I would like my first wish to be a multimillionaire with a mansion. My next wish is to have a girlfriend, preferably tall, dressed nicely with a rounded belly. My last wish is to...
    T3chmupp3t T3chmupp3t 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    the most of my life passed by seeing my father lying on the roads, drunk. my mother hitting me over my childhood curiosities like opening up the fridge a lot many times and my...
    smilingbabaji smilingbabaji 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    I really hated being a kid. My English is not really good. I apologize for that. I don't really have anyone to tell this that's probably why I'm posting it here. I never met my...
    Yukio0001 Yukio0001 16-17, M Sep 30

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    I really do wish I had some kind of super power or gift. Something to spice up my life and give it more interest. My life is just casual nothing extremely dramatic happens which...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    I know there are people I'm "important" to. But I mean, I wish there was someone in this world who made me a priority. Someone who would cancel plans with other people if I needed...
    shelleyj shelleyj 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I wish my parents would stop fighting,My Parents Never fight in the house. Whenever they get into an argument(fight)there always either in the car or somewhere else. They go out...
    Brian1239565 Brian1239565 18-21, M Oct 17

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    I to wished my life was different, it led me to take drastic action while still in high school. But I have excepted the way things are now. Unfortunately one cannot change the...
    katyarty katyarty 51-55, F a week ago

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    I am 17 years old and I've never had a boyfriend, I haven't even had a guy tell me I was pretty. I feel really insecure about my self and my image towards other people... I don't...
    chelseaalexis18 chelseaalexis18 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 30

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    A few months ago I left my family home to study to become a stylist. I am pretty creative and I really want to work with make up and artsy stuff. I thought everything was going to...
    magicae magicae 16-17, F Oct 5

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    I hate cancer, I just wish they'd either have something that will always cure it, or it never even existed. I'm probably going to get cancer, it runs in my family, my grandpa from...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    Is timing everything is a relationship? I think it is in my case. D: I met my friend back in March after a few months of hanging out and texting. He confessed he had feelings for...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F Oct 14

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    I'm a junior in high school and it just happened 5 days ago. Don't worry, it was awkward. It all started last football season when i developed a crush on this beautiful and...
    fourtyoneboys fourtyoneboys 16-17, F Oct 14

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    i often feel dissapointed by my friends. well we are very close, but when i share something to them , they arent relaly there for me. they dont like to talk on the phone or chat...
    blahblah2789 blahblah2789 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 15

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    Well, here is my experience. I have a few kind of friends that I talk to occasionally. Absolutely no close friends. I have a wonderful loving husband, three great kids and super...
    marymoe21 marymoe21 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 15

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    This is a private message I wrote to a fellow EP member, but I wanted to share my thoughts publicly: Thanks again for your insight. I'm not very wordy today, but wanted to...
    Koalaclover Koalaclover 36-40, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Wow. Never done this before. Please no harsher than necessary judgement... Where to begin? Easy-really never planned for kids. Was married five years to very successful...
    canirunaway canirunaway 46-50, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm 53 and have wished I were dead my whole life. I used to try to commit suicide but after failing 4 times I have given that up. I am resigned to the belief that I will live...
    depressedrobin depressedrobin 51-55, F Sep 26

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    I'm 53 and have wished I were dead my whole life. I used to try to commit suicide but after failing 4 times I have given that up. I am resigned to the belief that I will live like...
    depressedrobin depressedrobin 51-55, F 4 Responses Sep 26

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    Giant emphasis on "sometimes". I'm starting to learn to love feeling alone in crowded places, but I do wish I had someone to talk to.
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 29

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    I want to wish my friends for Navratri.Yesterday night I was out till late at night visiting Durga Puja pandals.I also saw Goddess Kali idols being made for Dewali.Had a great time...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    Not because the girl I liked treated me bad, not because at my previous work, people ostracized me and my team and laid us off because we weren't chatty and fake enuf like them...
    sjyul sjyul 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    I wish I had someone's I could tell everything too. Someone to cheer me up when I'm down. Someone I can be there for as well! Even if it was someone on here I could be close to, I...
    JustDevy JustDevy 18-21, F Sep 30

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    I wish I had an older sister who I could take care of. I'd just love to see her just laze around all day plat games and ask me to take care of her. How about all of you?
    LeeShion LeeShion 18-21, M Oct 3

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    i wish i could be happy, smile all the time, have that perfect fairy tale of a life, be able to be ME most of all..... i hate having to pretend like i'm someone else in a messed up...
    BumpsInTheRoad BumpsInTheRoad 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 3

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    I wish I had a friend who knew all my secrets and I knew all of hers. Someone who has such a strong bond with me that we can have a terrible argument and the next day be best...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    I am a mother I gave birth to Jason on 12/3/1988 he was a smart kid I loved him so much sadly he died 4 years after he was born today I know he is a angel I just wish I had more...
    missedyouso missedyouso 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    i just wish he would capture beautiful moments (of me obviously) voluntarily ugh not to say that i think im beautiful but when ur traveling with ur friends/bf, you would always...
    nekoplanet nekoplanet 22-25, F Oct 7

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    1. Mom would lighten up 2. Had enough money for college next year 3. My boyfriend and I will last this time
    beautifulher beautifulher 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 7

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