I Wish I Was Stoned

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 103 People

    This Sucks!

    i have been trying to get ahold of my connection all week to see if i could score some more crystal but the little bastard isn't returning his calls. i've got a new pipe that i'm dieing to try out but without product i can wish all i want. all i ask is that the dude calls me...
    violet1972 violet1972
    36-40, M
    Oct 13, 2012

    Life Sucks

    well my parents cauhgt me when i was rolling one day so now im in a rehab and i get **** tested once a week
    bedwetter13 bedwetter13
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2011

    Im All Out

    i live in a town where weed grows in the back yard. but today i realy need and want an amazing bong toke to put me back to normal btu no dice boys go to my handy dandy grinder and sure anuff all outa the goods. might have to smoke straight crystal
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2009

    I can almost taste the thick sweet smoke...

    I'm having a pretty ****** day. I feel like taking several long & deep bong hits to take the edge off. I can almost taste the thick sweet smoke and feel the tickle in my lungs.  I used to smoke more pot than anyone I knew but got burned out on it several years ago...
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    3 Responses May 22, 2009


    BUT I HAVE MY **** AND MY LIGHTER!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!!
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday
    18-21, F
    Nov 12, 2014

    Stonerman: Son Of Ganja

    Many people say that weed makes you lazy, that when your high you never do anything. I call BULLSHIT! I have smoked nearly everyday for the last month creating a new cartoon and i gotta say it is hard work. I am overjoyed to disprove this myth! I am proud that i have made this...
    Suncomp23 Suncomp23
    18-21, M
    Feb 15, 2011
    ACyanideSurprise ACyanideSurprise
    18-21, M
    Sep 11, 2014

    I Need My Ganja

    i love marijuana ! its my life my everything ! but 7 months back i got kicked out of school for smoking pot! i dint mind whatever happened taught me a lot but now im in such a country where there is no pot at all!! thankgod my inspiration to philosophy is with me!!! but when im...
    peace420 peace420
    Aug 4, 2012
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