I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

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    Oscar Mayer Weiner-envy

    How I WISH I had an Oscar Meyer weiner! I wish they'd make an app for that on "wii" When I think of its shape Something inside me goes ape Its long, tubular, pink reminds me . . .   That I wish I had an Oscar Mayer weiner . . to tease and torture me Its...
    Colormevibrant Colormevibrant
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Sep 27, 2009
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