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I Wish Moo Would Put Some Damned Clothes On Already

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

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    No wonder you're cold...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 10, 2009

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    Ooooo!

    I just want to see the logo for this group!!!
    aqua59 aqua59 51-55, M 6 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I really do not understand this duality of human society. Men, throughout history, have always acted compulsorily in search of conquests, valuing possessions, money, industrial...
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    I would change how sexual and horny I am. When you are married to someone who doesn't share these feelings, desires or emotions it is extremely frustrating. Wished I had no sexual...
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    There's actually one thing I wish could change about myself. I am 40 years old with baby soft skin from head to toe. I wish I knew how to make it not so soft. This may sound like...
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    But jerks rule. Until they dont. So that wish fails often.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    I'm 14 and as my friends that know me well I'm a person with two faces, but not in the gossip girl way. When I'm in the crowd i'm strong nothing touches me I never cry I'm a cold...
    browndeadeyes browndeadeyes 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    I wish I could change how jealous and selfish I tend to be in this relationship. I've hurt my girlfriend badly and I wish I could take it all back. I never meant to hurt her and as...
    EarthyLocks EarthyLocks 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    But few wishes of mine come true.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 10

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    One of the worse pieces of advice someone gave was this: Fairy tales about waiting for your knight in shining armor might not come true for you ( told by a woman with a long line...
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    amodelcitizen amodelcitizen 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    Sometimes it hard to believe that they don't.
    padraig17325 padraig17325 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    It feels like most of the time I am the only one that wants to do what I want to do. It is really hard for me to have fun doing anything when I am alone. Ironically then when I...
    jennybernd jennybernd 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I hate to be like this, but dammit I gotta let it out! I have a friend. She's cute, petite, and blonde with big boobs. She's an amazing friend and I love her with all my heart...
    SeanaO SeanaO 18-21, F 15 Responses 2 days ago

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    Someday I'll have published a book about How to keep someone at the Friendzone without hurting them. Gosh some people don't get that if the first time I told you that I just wanted...
    MjCabello MjCabello 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Oh god that would be delightful. Someone would do that for me I'd be so happy. Please contact me
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 5

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    Share some grass, a bottle of wine, a meal, lots of laughs. Spend the evening talking about how crazy life is. End it with a midnight walk and maybe a slow kiss. Simplicity. Do...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 4

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    I would love it if someone did. I give them any info they needed and willing to give a reward
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 17

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    I would love it if someone did. I give them any info they needed and willing to give a reward
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    I would love it if someone did. I give them any info they needed and willing to give a reward
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    I'm not interested in competing with anybody I hope we all do good.
    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M Mar 4

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    Most do. Which is wayyy worse.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    PrettyBitch321 PrettyBitch321 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    Is it really sexy to post pics of your private parts in a sexual way? I mean showing your body in a sexy outfit or even nude but in a nice way is more sexy.
    spankdad00 spankdad00 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 15

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    When you do that, I suffer more. Please, let me in...
    pimpchen pimpchen 16-17, F Mar 15

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    When you keep it to yourself, I feel like I lose you more and more..
    pimpchen pimpchen 16-17, F Mar 15

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    I have let you in, even in the deepest **** that I've been threw. Friends or more, when are you going to do the same?
    Bryona Bryona 18-21, F Mar 15

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    Either that, or shave it all off. Practical and sexy!
    Smooth87 Smooth87 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I gets on my damn nerves when people ask others what they think then go back and do what they want anyway I'm like do your on thing and stop askin
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm frightened when people speak in s really Loud voice
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    There's this guy who really likes me but I don't like him... He's actually like a bestfriend to me. I tell him my problems and he tells me his. We get along well but he really...
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    I'm not embarrassed by it. I like when men write me stories. Sexual stories make me feel good and helps to relax
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    I no I am not the only one who feels this way, I just wish I could meet someone who desires, admires, worships, loves me as much as I do them. I haven't felt like that in about 14...
    wanthimtoNEEDme wanthimtoNEEDme 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    Dearest daughterHopefully, one day you will read this letter. Probably I’ll get pregnant with you in the future. Or I will find you where you’re biological mother left...
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