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I Wish People Came With Warning Labels

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    WARNING:I have a tendency to be deceitful

    and lie a lot you would be better off staying away, this should have been some Of my so called friends labels!
    Cutetyl Cutetyl 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    WARNING!: I'm gonna tell the teacher tht u were

    cheating Ben tho u weren't just to hurt ur feeling!
    Shinecarberry Shinecarberry 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I Would Love This

    If people would wear things like, warning: I will invalidate your feelings, or warning: I'm abusive. stuff like that
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2008

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    Oh How Nice That Would Be!

    It would be just like looking at a box of something at the store. Warning~keep person out of the sun because anger might flare! Jees, life would be so simple; don't you think?  
    123ct 123ct 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2008

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    Warning

    I guess I'm one of those people that should wear a warning label. I will always tell the truth when I'm ask. My dad says I'm like a shot gun. The fact is most people may not wear it like a badge but, if you listen to the person when you meet them for the first time you usually...
    naenae72 naenae72 36-40 May 3, 2009

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    If They're Appropriate For Others, Then I Can Wear Some Too

    I think I can use a couple of these.  I like to think of myself as being one of the good guys, someone who is pleasant and good natured and will support you when things aren't going well. I'd be lying if I didn't confess to some of the less attractive qualities that I have, such...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Aug 14, 2010

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    But, since they don't,

    I'm trying to be more observant, friendly and loving. They say to love someone is to know them. This is so true. Want to know your enemies? Love them. You'll get to know them very well. So well, in fact, that you'll be better prepared to deal with the ways they hurt you. With...
    utahwriter utahwriter 36-40, M May 7

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    Mine Would Read:

    CAUTION: I no longer have the patience, time, or energy to deal with YOUR BULLSH*T! I have enough problems of my own, and I am done helping others only to get nothing in return. LEECH ELSEWHERE
    nephandai nephandai 26-30, M Apr 28, 2011

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    Yes - I Am a Psycho Stalker

    They look normal, angelic almost. They lure you in, so nice, friendly discussions.  They are just like those mugway (sp?) things in the Gremlins.  Give them an inch of kindness -- Psycho stalker.    If this was just in cyber space or EP - it would be...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Absolutely!

    I'm tired of stupid, selfish, angry, self-centered, and etc. and etc. people who waste so much of my time and energy... Most frustrating part is that you sometimes spend so much time contributing to the relationship and then months (if not years) later learn it was a total waste...
    SunnySmile SunnySmile 31-35, F Jul 5, 2010

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    If that was so .. Wow i could have saved my

    self from alot of greif pain money pity & ect.. But people sorda do in a way always see & hear how they are to others cuz u know one day they will treat u that way never let anyone have anythang over you keep urself safe
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    It'd Make the World So Much Easier to Deal With...

    I would love it if people came with warning labels. Nothing extreme! Just something like "GOOD PERSON HERE" or "PSYCHO STAY AWAY" so that we'd all know the difference. I've met a few people who would greatly benefit from having a warning label on them...then...
    earth2bella earth2bella 22-25, F Jan 26, 2008

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    TheEtherBunny

    His would be simple:   May cause drowsiness and pain in your anus. Keep away from children under the legal age of consent.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Labels Of Truth!

    Oh, I’d love if it everyone had to wear warning labels.  Any time you go to a party or an office soiree, there should be big, fat obligatory labels of truth: “First person in the history of the world to get married: oh, you WILL hear about my wedding colours…” "Don’t...
    RedRubies RedRubies 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 10, 2011

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    It Would Save a Lot of Pain.

    I wish people came with warning labels.  It's usually too late when you find out that someone is not the person they'd portrayed themselves to be.
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    Warning Labels

    Warning label,Great idea,I'm sure,Some people need 'em,That way,It'd be easier,To know who,Needs steering clear of!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Mar 10, 2012

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    The Russia House

    last year i was wanting to off myself cause i quit drinking for a 2 years ,well i started my own computer repair shop and was prospering ,, yet i was not strong enough to make a well thought decision , i just wasn't that well..... more a gut felling ,,and well a life changing...
    richellbygod richellbygod 46-50 Feb 6, 2012

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    How Cool Would That Be???

    I would totally walk around reading peoples labels... and if I was confused by something on their label I could ask them about it... AND you'd be able to know which people are clinically nuts... or just plain ******** (oooh oooh pick me pick me)... or whatever... Ahhh... I think...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    Labels

    I thought all of you knew about warning labels on people.  They are tattooed on the right buttock of everyone.  So if you meet a nice guy or girl and wonder about them just pull their pants down -or dress up, and read the warning label.  That's how I do it. ...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 Nov 17, 2008

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    Should Be Mandatory, I Think.

    Sometimes it's like I read people really well. I can usually smell a fake or a gossip a mile away. Some people, I click with, and I know that we will become close within minutes of first talking to them. But then, there are the others. The sneaky ones that really get me. The...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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    You can’t always control

    who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of… Unknown
    Aimee17 Aimee17 41-45, F 2 Responses May 6

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    And Expiry Dates

    'Ill love you unconditionally and spend every day with you. I will help you find a happiness you didnt know existed. I will take you for meals and make you want to eat. You wont see your flat for months because youre with me all the time. Ill leave post it notes on the pillow...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Nov 26, 2008

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    If People Were Straight-up, There Would Be No Need

    there is something to be said about putting our best foot forward in our relations with others.  however, we should not sugar-coat ourselves to the point we manipulate their perceptions of us and then ultimately disappoint and alienate them.  that is the same as lying...
    trixi trixi 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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    i have been experiencing some rotten people

    that i thought was my friends, my best friends.... but they just abandonned me at the time where i needed them.... they left me at the toughest time of my life.... i wished they came with a warning lable...
    lynnewolf99 lynnewolf99 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    My Roommate

    They could not make the label big enough... He would have to walk around with one of those wearable billboards. A whole section would be needed about the kitchen sink alone
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    WARNING

    Some people should come with a warning label that warns you that he is going to lie and cheat on you.  I have had a man cheat on me in the past and I had not a clue so a nice warning label would be nice.  Cheating women should have to wear them as well.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 5 Responses May 8, 2008

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    Feh!!!

    Tell me about it! I wish the people who came across my path had warnings. Like: 1. Warning: Will not care about your feelings. 2. Warning: Is a pervert and will try to pin you down. 3. Warning: Is really a flake and will ditch you... A LOT! 4. Warning: Is extremely...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 17, 2008

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    Of All the Wishes... This One Ought to Be Made to Come True

    I mean really... we don't need to know a person's secrets or the private knowledge but we deserve to be warned about what is dangerous about them... I would not have the wife I have today if she had had a warning label... (She did have one but its message was not clear to...
    JRSK007 JRSK007 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2008

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    You will be shocked when you discover how easy

    it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
    charmee26 charmee26 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 7

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    My Warning Label...

    My warning labels: Caution: May try to kill you with kindness that you will inevitably take for superiority. Caution: Is a good listener but tends to interrupt so she won't forget her thoughts. Caution: ADHD! Extreme caution: Do not approach when working out. Becomes...
    caramena10 caramena10 26-30 4 Responses May 21, 2009

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    ILYMatthewEspinosa ILYMatthewEspinosa 13-15, F Apr 15

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    Omg yes! My ex-boyfriends label would read.

    .. WARNING! I will break your heart and then continue to do so as long as you let me.
    NeeverForget NeeverForget 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Labels

    Wouldn't it be great!  Instead of investing time and money in a relationship you could see that they are a cheater or beater just by looking at them. lol  I think I have a label that says "sucker", you fell for it again. lol  But keeping a positive...
    looneylulu looneylulu 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2009

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    Warning Prolonged Exposure to Me Could Be Hazardous to Your Mental Health

    I totally agree with Queen of Comedy Sommore when she says men (and women) came with Warning Labels.  I also agree that I would go ahead and mess with them anyway lol  But hey, at least I would know what to look out for!
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M May 14, 2009

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    Warning: This Toad Is Just a Toad

    I can relate to this story in so many different ways.  I've kissed so many toads in my life, and tried and tried to change them into what I could see as their potential - not what they wanted.  I wish I could have made this realization about 10...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    Without Question

    Yes I wish people came with warning labels. Tired of running into the stupid, the careless, the thoughtless, the nymphomaniacs, the ones who take the entire internet for a lark. Yes people need to come with warning labels so I know which ones to avoid. Without question, I love...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 3, 2009

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    Pretty On the Inside

    Where are all the genuine people? My life is an endless parade of people who really should wear a warning label. From friends who are only there when they want something...to family who couldn't care less if I live or die...to people in the street who want to ram their religious...
    HypoCriticaLie HypoCriticaLie 21-25, F Jan 5, 2008

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    Re: I'm a Pervs. Don't Talk to Me.

    I was talking to a she perv in here. Yeah. Creepy. I blocked her.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2008

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    Just so you know what your getting right out of

    the gate. Like the labels on food where it lists all the ingrediants. An expiry date wouldn't hurt either...lol
    cutsy cutsy 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    People

    People,I wish some came with warning labels,They’re so angry,Negative,Useless,Good for nothing,If we knew in advance,We’d know who to avoid,Wouldn’t that be great?
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Prove always say they'd rather have one true friend then a bunch of aqantencies I wish I had some I have one true friend been friends for 17 yrs wouldn't give her up for anything...
    unluckyiguess unluckyiguess 36-40, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    There so many things people wish they could change about themselves. They wish they were skinner,prettier, more handsome, richer, and had more friends. I even wish this myself...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Yeah.. I wish. But wishes never come true for me..
    WhySufferxx WhySufferxx 13-15, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I opened a newspaper (with the intention to actually read it O.O) for the first time in a long while. I'm Scottish, so it is one of the popular Scottish papers. I was absolutely...
    abracakyle abracakyle 22-25, M Sep 5

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    What happened? There used to be a time were people will do good deeds for each other all the time! But now everyone seems like a bully. I think to world would be more at peace if...
    PaleUglyStar PaleUglyStar 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 22

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    I try to be patient with my coworkers because I learned that being frustrated with them only creates unnecessary tension ( exception to constructive criticism , or absolutely need...
    romi777 romi777 31-35, F Aug 24

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    All my life my parents would finish my sentences to translate in a way that would get me in trouble or take what I say and twist it to put me down. I hate when people who barely...
    wintershawl wintershawl 36-40, F Aug 31

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    Ok I've reached the end of EP for me. A friend that I had been talking to out of the blue just blocked me. It hurts bc we just chatted last night! I don't get it. I put too much...
    peach1977 peach1977 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    Would stop acting so damn self righteous and judging people over petty ****, like they're some kind of sinless Christ like person. As if, some words to those people. Sorry to be...
    HeyIThappens HeyIThappens 18-21 1 day ago

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    This is a place for sharing experiences... Not bullying and harassing people about their opinions. Debate is bound to happen, but name calling because you don't agree...wow...
    MsInked511 MsInked511 26-30, F Aug 17

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    I honestly can not stand it when people start talking over you because you said something and they don't let you finish t is quite frustrating and annoying
    EnvyTheGinger EnvyTheGinger 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    One time I asked a question on MyFitnessPal about fasting. It turns out the people on there are all pretentious snobs who think they are fecking Gods gift to nutrition. I've never...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 3 days ago