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I Wish People Came With Warning Labels

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    I thought all of you knew about warning labels on people.  They are tattooed on the right buttock of everyone.  So if you meet a nice guy or girl and wonder about them just pull their pants down -or dress up, and read the warning label.  That's how I do it. ...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 Nov 17, 2008

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    Warning Prolonged Exposure to Me Could Be Hazardous to Your Mental Health

    I totally agree with Queen of Comedy Sommore when she says men (and women) came with Warning Labels.  I also agree that I would go ahead and mess with them anyway lol  But hey, at least I would know what to look out for!
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M May 14, 2009

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    Just so you know what your getting right out of

    the gate. Like the labels on food where it lists all the ingrediants. An expiry date wouldn't hurt either...lol
    cutsy cutsy 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Oh How Nice That Would Be!

    It would be just like looking at a box of something at the store. Warning~keep person out of the sun because anger might flare! Jees, life would be so simple; don't you think?  
    123ct 123ct 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2008

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    It Would Save a Lot of Pain.

    I wish people came with warning labels.  It's usually too late when you find out that someone is not the person they'd portrayed themselves to be.
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    Warning Labels

    Warning label,Great idea,I'm sure,Some people need 'em,That way,It'd be easier,To know who,Needs steering clear of!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2012

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    WARNING

    Some people should come with a warning label that warns you that he is going to lie and cheat on you.  I have had a man cheat on me in the past and I had not a clue so a nice warning label would be nice.  Cheating women should have to wear them as well.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 5 Responses May 8, 2008

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    It'd Make the World So Much Easier to Deal With...

    I would love it if people came with warning labels. Nothing extreme! Just something like "GOOD PERSON HERE" or "PSYCHO STAY AWAY" so that we'd all know the difference. I've met a few people who would greatly benefit from having a warning label on them...then...
    earth2bella earth2bella 22-25, F Jan 26, 2008

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    It'd Be a Good Idea

    Then we'd get an idea how this person acts and how that person treats friends. Then all the pain and suffering of boyfriends and girlfriends and best friends breaking up wouldn't be so inevtiable.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Aug 6, 2008

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    look at the comments on duckgirls thought

    That about sums it up for me.
    shalimar1 shalimar1 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2008

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    Warning

    I guess I'm one of those people that should wear a warning label. I will always tell the truth when I'm ask. My dad says I'm like a shot gun. The fact is most people may not wear it like a badge but, if you listen to the person when you meet them for the first time you usually...
    naenae72 naenae72 36-40 May 3, 2009

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    ILYMatthewEspinosa ILYMatthewEspinosa 13-15, F Apr 15

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    But, since they don't,

    I'm trying to be more observant, friendly and loving. They say to love someone is to know them. This is so true. Want to know your enemies? Love them. You'll get to know them very well. So well, in fact, that you'll be better prepared to deal with the ways they hurt you. With...
    utahwriter utahwriter 36-40, M May 7

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    My Roommate

    They could not make the label big enough... He would have to walk around with one of those wearable billboards. A whole section would be needed about the kitchen sink alone
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    If People Were Straight-up, There Would Be No Need

    there is something to be said about putting our best foot forward in our relations with others.  however, we should not sugar-coat ourselves to the point we manipulate their perceptions of us and then ultimately disappoint and alienate them.  that is the same as lying...
    trixi trixi 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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    And Expiry Dates

    'Ill love you unconditionally and spend every day with you. I will help you find a happiness you didnt know existed. I will take you for meals and make you want to eat. You wont see your flat for months because youre with me all the time. Ill leave post it notes on the pillow...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Nov 26, 2008

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    How Cool Would That Be???

    I would totally walk around reading peoples labels... and if I was confused by something on their label I could ask them about it... AND you'd be able to know which people are clinically nuts... or just plain ******** (oooh oooh pick me pick me)... or whatever... Ahhh... I think...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    The Russia House

    last year i was wanting to off myself cause i quit drinking for a 2 years ,well i started my own computer repair shop and was prospering ,, yet i was not strong enough to make a well thought decision , i just wasn't that well..... more a gut felling ,,and well a life changing...
    richellbygod richellbygod 46-50 Feb 6, 2012

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    Feh!!!

    Tell me about it! I wish the people who came across my path had warnings. Like: 1. Warning: Will not care about your feelings. 2. Warning: Is a pervert and will try to pin you down. 3. Warning: Is really a flake and will ditch you... A LOT! 4. Warning: Is extremely...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    Warning: This Toad Is Just a Toad

    I can relate to this story in so many different ways.  I've kissed so many toads in my life, and tried and tried to change them into what I could see as their potential - not what they wanted.  I wish I could have made this realization about 10...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    Re: I'm a Pervs. Don't Talk to Me.

    I was talking to a she perv in here. Yeah. Creepy. I blocked her.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2008

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    Pretty On the Inside

    Where are all the genuine people? My life is an endless parade of people who really should wear a warning label. From friends who are only there when they want something...to family who couldn't care less if I live or die...to people in the street who want to ram their religious...
    HypoCriticaLie HypoCriticaLie 21-25, F Jan 5, 2008

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    Some Labels I Would Like to See

    If this were ossible it would save us from going thrugh many hurts.  Just think if you could know before you got involved with someone the things you only learn after you are involved.  Think of the time it would save. I can see where it would also be a bad thing too...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F Aug 27, 2008

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    Yes!

    People coming with warning labels is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever heard!
    deemoney deemoney 31-35, F Aug 7, 2008

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    My Warning Label...

    My warning labels: Caution: May try to kill you with kindness that you will inevitably take for superiority. Caution: Is a good listener but tends to interrupt so she won't forget her thoughts. Caution: ADHD! Extreme caution: Do not approach when working out. Becomes...
    caramena10 caramena10 26-30 4 Responses May 21, 2009

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    Should Be Mandatory, I Think.

    Sometimes it's like I read people really well. I can usually smell a fake or a gossip a mile away. Some people, I click with, and I know that we will become close within minutes of first talking to them. But then, there are the others. The sneaky ones that really get me. The...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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    Of All the Wishes... This One Ought to Be Made to Come True

    I mean really... we don't need to know a person's secrets or the private knowledge but we deserve to be warned about what is dangerous about them... I would not have the wife I have today if she had had a warning label... (She did have one but its message was not clear to...
    JRSK007 JRSK007 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2008

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    Mine Would Read:

    CAUTION: I no longer have the patience, time, or energy to deal with YOUR BULLSH*T! I have enough problems of my own, and I am done helping others only to get nothing in return. LEECH ELSEWHERE
    nephandai nephandai 26-30, M Apr 28, 2011

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    Labels

    Wouldn't it be great!  Instead of investing time and money in a relationship you could see that they are a cheater or beater just by looking at them. lol  I think I have a label that says "sucker", you fell for it again. lol  But keeping a positive...
    looneylulu looneylulu 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2009

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    Omg yes! My ex-boyfriends label would read.

    .. WARNING! I will break your heart and then continue to do so as long as you let me.
    NeeverForget NeeverForget 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    I Would Love This

    If people would wear things like, warning: I will invalidate your feelings, or warning: I'm abusive. stuff like that
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2008

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    Without Question

    Yes I wish people came with warning labels. Tired of running into the stupid, the careless, the thoughtless, the nymphomaniacs, the ones who take the entire internet for a lark. Yes people need to come with warning labels so I know which ones to avoid. Without question, I love...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 3, 2009

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    ...

    Yes, the creepies would not be able to hide. Since I am not a creepie, I'm all for this.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    People

    People,I wish some came with warning labels,They’re so angry,Negative,Useless,Good for nothing,If we knew in advance,We’d know who to avoid,Wouldn’t that be great?
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    You can’t always control

    who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of… Unknown
    Aimee17 Aimee17 36-40, F 2 Responses May 6

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    If They're Appropriate For Others, Then I Can Wear Some Too

    I think I can use a couple of these.  I like to think of myself as being one of the good guys, someone who is pleasant and good natured and will support you when things aren't going well. I'd be lying if I didn't confess to some of the less attractive qualities that I have, such...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Aug 14, 2010

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    Absolutely!

    I'm tired of stupid, selfish, angry, self-centered, and etc. and etc. people who waste so much of my time and energy... Most frustrating part is that you sometimes spend so much time contributing to the relationship and then months (if not years) later learn it was a total waste...
    SunnySmile SunnySmile 31-35, F Jul 5, 2010

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    TheEtherBunny

    His would be simple:   May cause drowsiness and pain in your anus. Keep away from children under the legal age of consent.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Yes - I Am a Psycho Stalker

    They look normal, angelic almost. They lure you in, so nice, friendly discussions.  They are just like those mugway (sp?) things in the Gremlins.  Give them an inch of kindness -- Psycho stalker.    If this was just in cyber space or EP - it would be...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Labels Of Truth!

    Oh, I’d love if it everyone had to wear warning labels.  Any time you go to a party or an office soiree, there should be big, fat obligatory labels of truth: “First person in the history of the world to get married: oh, you WILL hear about my wedding colours…” "Don’t...
    RedRubies RedRubies 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 10, 2011

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    katiemac1 katiemac1 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I recently had to get completely changed in a big group changing room. There were no curtains or anything. And I don't have a problem with anyone seeing me naked (I'm a nudist...
    19andNaked 19andNaked 18-21, M Jul 2

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    I am a woman who is bald by choice and I wish people were more open minded about everything. Just because someone or something is different, doesn't make it bad. Open your mind...
    cgpyrtle cgpyrtle 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    so earlier I was hanging out with my cousin and we were going to the park so we came back to the house to grab a few waters my sisters fiancé passes by us and my cousin greets...
    muffinpowers muffinpowers 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Actually, no. I want to see life through YOUR eyes. Accepting volunteers right now. Here's the deal: I get to inhabit your body for three days. I experience, feel and think...
    Solfeggio Solfeggio 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Some people just really need to shut the **** up and get over **** like honestly stop complaining and bitching 👌👌
    JamesHuff JamesHuff 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    The other day I had to get completely changed in a group changing room. There were a few other guys there. Being naked in front of people is no big deal to me (I'm a nudist and...
    19andNaked 19andNaked 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    Even though I strongly that whatever happens is for my own good, it would be nice to have people around you who understand your intentions, know that I wouldn't hurt them in any...
    FiercyTiger FiercyTiger 26-30, M Jul 3

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    But people are selfish it's who they are!
    catxfreak catxfreak 18-21, F Jul 5

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    People sharing birthday dates today are singers Steve Lawrence and Jerry Vale.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Jul 8

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    I really don't give a **** what people think. I just hate being played for like I am a fool. Nobody likes to be played for like a fool.
    xMisunderstoodgirlx xMisunderstoodgirlx 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I always get people who say to me "oh Zoe, you're actually smarter than you look." It's like an insult in a compliment! Aha :)
    Zoewithoutthei Zoewithoutthei 16-17, F Jul 10