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I Wish That I Could Suck Cock For A Living

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    To Be A Gay Housewife...

    A lot of women have it easy... they just take care of the house chores and pop out babies. As a guy I wish my life was that easy. I'd love to find a man that will take care of all my needs as long as I promise to do all the wifely activities... including getting on all fours and...
    AsiraeYifu AsiraeYifu 31-35, M Nov 8, 2013

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    I Know I Could Make Good Money

    SUNDAY A GENTLEMAN CAME TO MY HOUSE TO TEST MY SUCKING ABILITIES BECAUSE THE NEXT MEETING HIS WIFE WILL BE THE AUDIENCE ,AND WE HAD NEVER BEEN TOGETHER SO THIS WAS A REHEARSAL TO SEE HOW GOOD I WAS. WELL BEING MODEST I WAS TOLD I WAS VERY TALENTED AS I WAS LICKING THE UNDERSIDE...
    HIPPILOTTA HIPPILOTTA 66-70, T Nov 30, 2010

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    Still Trying To Start Up My Business

    I am still trying to start up my business. I have made shirts saying, "I will suck your **** for $20.00. " I still don't have any clients. I will just have to start with free blow jobs. I will give free blow jobs to the first 15 guys and then they will get a discount for a...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 3, 2013

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    What Great Life It Would Be

    I really wish I could suck **** for a living.  I'm a married man who loves ****.  I love ***** without end, but ***** isn't ****, and I adore **** so much.  I wish I could just suck off guys all day long, gay, straight, bi.  If I could just suck...
    ArgleBargle ArgleBargle 41-45, M 3 Responses Nov 14, 2009

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    For A While I Did, Wish I Could Again

    i did amateur **** for awhile, so I got paid to suck and get ******. i moved and when i returned to the area I found he sold his business. So no more blowing and getting ****** and being paid legally. I started looking for work and saw a ad for workers at an ABS. I had al sort...
    slave2pleasure slave2pleasure 36-40, M Nov 15, 2010

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    Hell Yes

    I would do it in a heartbeat. That would be the best job in the whole world. I would do it 24 hours a day. If I could find 25 guys that what their **** suck at least 1 once a week or more I would quit my job. I make almost 6 figures. So if I could get 25 guys for $50.00 per...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M May 21, 2013

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    To Tell The Truth I Did Suck **** For A Living

    I have been in the sex industry for many years... since I was 18  I started because i couldn't afford a motorcycle I wanted, the salesman mad me a offer I went for it... It was a nice bike... The rest is history, I have taught women the art of oral sex on a man by a man...
    bispeedo bispeedo 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2010

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    Greatest Job Ever

    Wow, what a job I have. It is the best and all cocksuckers envy me. My day starts off with photos of ***** that i must suck for the day and the expected quota from my sissy boss. The first is a huge glorious **** which pulsates as I look at it. I kneel down in front of it and...
    iamshemale iamshemale 46-50, T 11 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Of Course You'd Need...

    Some formal looking business cards. Very Professional.   Classic Appearance, Plain white,   Company name. and Logo  Followed just your  name, with a nice job title below with your phone contact info, email address    your company mission statement: that shows you are a...
    buckminster buckminster 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 21, 2011

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    If Only It Was Legal

    After getting past my initial reaction (that being that I don't have sex for money), I came to the realization that if it were legal & there was no stigma about prostitution this might be a really good job to have: 1) It's something I enjoy doing & wouldn't get bored with due to...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Oct 27, 2010

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    Suck And ****!!!

    I'm getting out of control,,, My husband was out ,again!, with 'the boys'...My current lover was unavailable and even though it was the middle of the week (thursday) I wanted to party...I got dressed up, not too slutty but very feminine with a low cut dress, push up bra to hold...
    adulteruswife adulteruswife 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 4, 2010

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    The Good Life

     what a wonderful life it would be if **** sucking was a viable occupation but there again , if we HAD to do it the pleasure might become a chore 
    joanz joanz 56-60 1 Response Dec 5, 2009

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    I Would Be Sooooo Rich

    If I could suck **** for a living I would suck **** all day everyday the more **** I suck in a day the better, I would work all day everyday 24/365, my goal would be at least 50 ******** a day, at 50-75 each, 50 would get them one 75 would get them two, and I'm that good at it...
    SwtAliciaMarie SwtAliciaMarie 31-35 3 Responses Aug 23, 2011

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    A Public Service

    I wish that I could earn a living by letting wives, grilfriends, and others off the hook. When a and woman had a husand, boyfriend, or whatever, who really loved getting ********, and she hated giving them, they'd call on me. I'd take his **** into my mouth, lick it, get it to...
    gary4bizarre gary4bizarre 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 24, 2011

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    There Is A Way....

    Personal Service Contracts are one place to start. By being hired to say 'clean the house' and get paid for that and then the rest is personal choice. Be a Valet e.g. a personal assistant that cares for a gentleman's wardrobe. To keep from running afoul with the powers that be...
    cliffdiver cliffdiver 46-50, M Jun 19, 2011

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    I Didn't Know This Group Was Here!

    I have to say this is a great group, It best describes myself. Since that's the case i want to let loose with myself in here. As a 9 year old, I liked ***** more than those parts that women have. I fantasized just so much about *****. I found gay **** very arousing, I saw it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23, 2010

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    A Wonderful Job

    I could really get into doing this for a living. Only problem is that in the US you would wind up running afoul of the laws and be in jail. How unfortunate and how utterly WRONG. But still, it would be a great job. Everyone should do something they enjoy!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 2, 2009

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    Workmans Comp.

    If a person who works with there hands get carpel tunnel.  What kind of work related, repetitive motion injury, would a girl that sucks ***** for a living get?  Also, when a girl gets such a repetitive motion injury, would the doctor send her to physical...
    haileeTV haileeTV 41-45, T Jan 13, 2010

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    A Side Job?

    I'd love to suck **** for a living! I wish no one would care if i did. I wish that my wife would love me to suck **** and bring home some extra money! If i could *** home from work and get a call or two, go out and suck off a couple of hard *****, then *** home with a couple...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 25, 2011

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    Truly

    THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM JOB
    Stimpson Stimpson 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 16, 2010

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    I love kissing, and I can keep going for hours. The feeling is so hot and erotic.
    darkdesires3 darkdesires3 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    Please help. I just turned 25 and I've never had sex. I've had little more than a kiss when I was young. If I can't be appealing and have someone I don't think I can let myself...
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    Do you day dream thoughts of me? Tell me what do you see? Is it All the things people think are wrong with me Maybe all the things that could be? I wonder if you enjoy the...
    Froggy420 Froggy420 31-35, F Oct 5

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    It's my favorite thing to do with a woman.Esp one that enjoys having them suck on for a long time....
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    That subject is the only thing that seemed to fit my situation. But the real tragedy is that my Rx drug induced movement disorder might have been prevented if the medical...
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    I wished, beyond everything, to forget most of the bad things that happened to me in this life. I got my wish, except the genie with a twisted sense of humor decided it would be...
    Dantescircle Dantescircle 36-40, M Sep 24

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    Sometimes you get off track..blindsided by an obsession, an over thought illusion or desire that you forget living in the current is where you need to be. Amazing how life works...
    lavioletta lavioletta 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    This happened in 2011 so about 3 years ago. My dad, my sister and I lived together in an apartment. We had two GORGEOUS dogs (one white, one black) and a cat. The black one was...
    Marries Marries 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    The past few years have been rough. I've been married for almost 8 years and have three young children. I have always felt that there has been a disconnect in my marriage and I...
    LaybrahamLincoln LaybrahamLincoln 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    My boyfriend and I ended it a month or so ago. It's been rough but I'm getting through it. It was one of those things in life I knew in my heart I had to do. When your with someone...
    dontjudgeme1782 dontjudgeme1782 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    I believe everything happens for a reason. Whether it's good or bad, there is a reason behind it. It could change you for the better or for the worse but all you need to know is...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Me and my ex split up 3 years ago. She left me because she had somebody else. It came out of nowhere, she also said 'please don't ever leave me' and 'i will never leave you' and...
    gw2211 gw2211 22-25, M 6 Responses Oct 11

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    During the day, I'm thinking about school and normal teenage things. At night, I'm bored so I think about philosophy and get my self in depressed states and stress because of it. I...
    Superpokeoffice Superpokeoffice 13-15, M 7 hrs ago

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    When I was staying somewhere I had a bit of a cockroach problem for a while. For some reason, they just couldn't wait to enter my house if I left anything open. One day I went to...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 5 days ago

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    It sucks, it sucks being a bi-sexual. Sometimes I wish I was normal, when I say normal I mean " Straight " . I wish I could share out everything that I'm feeling deep inside to...
    HopelesslyLove HopelesslyLove 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 21

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    You ever get the feeling like you are on borrowed time? I do, I have been depressed all my life with the exception of the last two years. These last two years have been amazing...
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    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    i wish i was petticoated by women. there would be nothing better than putting on some frilly dresses and petticoats for a woman
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    I wish I had spent my mom more wisely from graduation now living at home still and not having money sucks. Need to learn to save more.
    alexjohnson28 alexjohnson28 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    as i re arranged the furniture in my living room today, i couldn't help but feel nostalgic. i have this wooden rocker. it's not the prettiest or the most fancy of chairs, but it...
    smokieBrie smokieBrie 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 2

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    I wish that everyday I could wake up with a positive attitude and be motivated. I wish I had a lot of hobbies and was good at anything. I wish i was old enough to get a job and...
    lonelygypsy lonelygypsy 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    OH LOOK ! .. its almost that time of year again .. time for the melbourne cup.. Where all the bogans & bogannetes dress up in there cheap suits & cheap dresses then get drunk and...
    meltedslurpee meltedslurpee 70+, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I long for my breasts to be sucked by a beautiful woman with a good latch and I would also love to latch on to her and suckle mmmm ... That would be amazing to be watching tv and...
    Sexylexy03 Sexylexy03 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 1

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    I wish I could stop everything bad from ever happening , stop all the worries and there would be nothing wrong . Life would be perfect , people would still be living , and the...
    NotyouraverageteenxX NotyouraverageteenxX 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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