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I Wish That I Could Suck Cock For A Living

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    A Wonderful Job

    I could really get into doing this for a living. Only problem is that in the US you would wind up running afoul of the laws and be in jail. How unfortunate and how utterly WRONG. But still, it would be a great job. Everyone should do something they enjoy!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 2, 2009

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    Greatest Job Ever

    Wow, what a job I have. It is the best and all cocksuckers envy me. My day starts off with photos of ***** that i must suck for the day and the expected quota from my sissy boss. The first is a huge glorious **** which pulsates as I look at it. I kneel down in front of it and...
    iamshemale iamshemale 46-50, T 11 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Of Course You'd Need...

    Some formal looking business cards. Very Professional.   Classic Appearance, Plain white,   Company name. and Logo  Followed just your  name, with a nice job title below with your phone contact info, email address    your company mission statement: that shows you are a...
    buckminster buckminster 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 21, 2011

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    Truly

    THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM JOB
    Stimpson Stimpson 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 16, 2010

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    For A While I Did, Wish I Could Again

    i did amateur **** for awhile, so I got paid to suck and get ******. i moved and when i returned to the area I found he sold his business. So no more blowing and getting ****** and being paid legally. I started looking for work and saw a ad for workers at an ABS. I had al sort...
    slave2pleasure slave2pleasure 36-40, M Nov 15, 2010

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    Still Trying To Start Up My Business

    I am still trying to start up my business. I have made shirts saying, "I will suck your **** for $20.00. " I still don't have any clients. I will just have to start with free blow jobs. I will give free blow jobs to the first 15 guys and then they will get a discount for a...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 3, 2013

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    A Public Service

    I wish that I could earn a living by letting wives, grilfriends, and others off the hook. When a and woman had a husand, boyfriend, or whatever, who really loved getting ********, and she hated giving them, they'd call on me. I'd take his **** into my mouth, lick it, get it to...
    gary4bizarre gary4bizarre 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 24, 2011

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    There Is A Way....

    Personal Service Contracts are one place to start. By being hired to say 'clean the house' and get paid for that and then the rest is personal choice. Be a Valet e.g. a personal assistant that cares for a gentleman's wardrobe. To keep from running afoul with the powers that be...
    cliffdiver cliffdiver 46-50, M Jun 19, 2011

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    I Would Be Sooooo Rich

    If I could suck **** for a living I would suck **** all day everyday the more **** I suck in a day the better, I would work all day everyday 24/365, my goal would be at least 50 ******** a day, at 50-75 each, 50 would get them one 75 would get them two, and I'm that good at it...
    SwtAliciaMarie SwtAliciaMarie 31-35 3 Responses Aug 23, 2011

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    To Be A Gay Housewife...

    A lot of women have it easy... they just take care of the house chores and pop out babies. As a guy I wish my life was that easy. I'd love to find a man that will take care of all my needs as long as I promise to do all the wifely activities... including getting on all fours and...
    AsiraeYifu AsiraeYifu 26-30, M Nov 8, 2013

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    What Great Life It Would Be

    I really wish I could suck **** for a living.  I'm a married man who loves ****.  I love ***** without end, but ***** isn't ****, and I adore **** so much.  I wish I could just suck off guys all day long, gay, straight, bi.  If I could just suck...
    ArgleBargle ArgleBargle 41-45, M 3 Responses Nov 14, 2009

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    If Only It Was Legal

    After getting past my initial reaction (that being that I don't have sex for money), I came to the realization that if it were legal & there was no stigma about prostitution this might be a really good job to have: 1) It's something I enjoy doing & wouldn't get bored with due to...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Oct 27, 2010

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    I Know I Could Make Good Money

    SUNDAY A GENTLEMAN CAME TO MY HOUSE TO TEST MY SUCKING ABILITIES BECAUSE THE NEXT MEETING HIS WIFE WILL BE THE AUDIENCE ,AND WE HAD NEVER BEEN TOGETHER SO THIS WAS A REHEARSAL TO SEE HOW GOOD I WAS. WELL BEING MODEST I WAS TOLD I WAS VERY TALENTED AS I WAS LICKING THE UNDERSIDE...
    HIPPILOTTA HIPPILOTTA 66-70, T Nov 30, 2010

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    Suck And ****!!!

    I'm getting out of control,,, My husband was out ,again!, with 'the boys'...My current lover was unavailable and even though it was the middle of the week (thursday) I wanted to party...I got dressed up, not too slutty but very feminine with a low cut dress, push up bra to hold...
    adulteruswife adulteruswife 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 4, 2010

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    Workmans Comp.

    If a person who works with there hands get carpel tunnel.  What kind of work related, repetitive motion injury, would a girl that sucks ***** for a living get?  Also, when a girl gets such a repetitive motion injury, would the doctor send her to physical...
    haileeTV haileeTV 41-45, T Jan 13, 2010

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    Hell Yes

    I would do it in a heartbeat. That would be the best job in the whole world. I would do it 24 hours a day. If I could find 25 guys that what their **** suck at least 1 once a week or more I would quit my job. I make almost 6 figures. So if I could get 25 guys for $50.00 per...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M May 21, 2013

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    The Good Life

     what a wonderful life it would be if **** sucking was a viable occupation but there again , if we HAD to do it the pleasure might become a chore 
    joanz joanz 56-60 1 Response Dec 5, 2009

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    A Side Job?

    I'd love to suck **** for a living! I wish no one would care if i did. I wish that my wife would love me to suck **** and bring home some extra money! If i could *** home from work and get a call or two, go out and suck off a couple of hard *****, then *** home with a couple...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 25, 2011

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    I Didn't Know This Group Was Here!

    I have to say this is a great group, It best describes myself. Since that's the case i want to let loose with myself in here. As a 9 year old, I liked ***** more than those parts that women have. I fantasized just so much about *****. I found gay **** very arousing, I saw it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23, 2010

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    To Tell The Truth I Did Suck **** For A Living

    I have been in the sex industry for many years... since I was 18  I started because i couldn't afford a motorcycle I wanted, the salesman mad me a offer I went for it... It was a nice bike... The rest is history, I have taught women the art of oral sex on a man by a man...
    bispeedo bispeedo 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    My friends are literally the best people in my life right now and I couldn't ask for anything better! A few years ago I basically had no friends and I was too nervous to go and mix...
    DannyTheManny DannyTheManny 16-17, M Jul 16

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    Well not a whole change, I want my testicles put inside my body and have a vagina added while I keep my penis... I know this isn't possible but I sure wish it was. And maybe size...
    str8CD str8CD 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    yeah!would be gratifying to help people out with the fruits of my toil in any manner so that could get the much needed succor int their lives...
    romell romell 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    i just feel like long time since i hug someone special for long time, just been hug for no reason for a few minutes
    ces99kof ces99kof 26-30, M Jun 30

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    I am living with my parents and I'm 34 years old. After graduation, I had tried to do my post graduation in computers, but I was finding it difficult to finish the course, I wasn't...
    Saiyuri23 Saiyuri23 31-35 Jul 19

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    Life is tough...but sure I am living unforgettable moments wich makes all wide worth. Speak to someone who was only in your wildest dreams,see her again on videochat and make that...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jul 16

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    My MIL is a tetraplegic. She was in a car accident and she damaged her c-6 and c-7 vertebrae. She is now wheel chair bound. I know starting a story about how I am unhappy living...
    Natesbabydoll Natesbabydoll 26-30, F Jul 3

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    I met my wife Sarah in 2008. We met through her friend. We started dating and things were progressing fast, we got engaged and got married in October of 2009. Things were not...
    SimpleGuy77 SimpleGuy77 36-40 1 Response Jul 11

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    You have a tough life, but you have made mine easier. You have completly changed my life for the better:) I use to believe that I had nothing to live for and no one would miss me...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I wish good guys could come first for a change instead of good guys finish last :( :( its not fair :( :(
    rodwood rodwood 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am alive and that's enough for me! Air giving me oxygen for living! When I am lonely, my heart speak with me! I started my own story, so I want to complete it! I want to die...
    Jms04 Jms04 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I only HOPE I am and I help you in some way. I think of you a lot and especially when I'm in bed. It's not always sexual. I think of holding you, holding each other, holding your...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 5

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    Certainly, my first recommendation is to actually look at your basis for starting up school; therapeutic massage therapy is these types of a personal and strongly interpersonal...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M a week ago

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    i tried so hard... i knew it was wrong and that i could get arrested for it... i tried to stay away... but i could not. i fell for you alyssa. and i know your my soulmate... every...
    GhostieDSE GhostieDSE 18-21, M Jul 20

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    Finishing my second chocolate mousse :) my roomie is having friends over later n my roomie is trying to find something I can wear so far all we found is a t shirt. My bf brought in...
    biggirl719 biggirl719 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 8

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    The amazing people I've met here...some became sad after the connection could not move forward, some left a depression far behind and became stronger, some love the release we find...
    Accebere Accebere 36-40, F 11 Responses Jul 13

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    I used to get bullied because some girls thought I was fat and wouldn't play with me and because I used to wear glasses but In the middle grades I started jogging around town and...
    alexann4ever alexann4ever 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Where to start.... the racism and house prices and cost of living and zero opportunity. There's plenty of opportunity if you want to become a cleaner or a garbage man or a cook...
    wigitrelax wigitrelax 31-35, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I hear people say I'm pretty or hot, but when I look in the mirror I don't understand and I remind myself of the guys who've let me go and think that there must be something wrong...
    flowerchloe48 flowerchloe48 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    Marriage is a total trap for men. Like a lot of people, this experience starts with a relationship between 2 people, then life happens. Anyhow there's these 2 people, they...
    carpediemer carpediemer 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Well I don't wish to be anyone but what the heck, rock lee or neji out of naruto! Or uub out of dbz
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    It sucks that ill never get married, have kids or fall in love because im so ugly , i wish people could see past that , i vow to never have kids and curse them with my ugly genes...
    sorrybouttheugly sorrybouttheugly 16-17 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I wish I could find a friend to talk to. I feel lonely. It sucks. If anyone else is lonely you can message me
    bballfanatic223 bballfanatic223 16-17, M Jul 1

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     i close my eyes and i enter a world where no barriers exist. ...like being dead for little while.a place where i feel complete and i feel real.there must be people like me...
    RoobieCatenis RoobieCatenis 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I have nothing against religious people or atheists. To me they are both the same. Just people with beliefs. They can be good or bad depending on their personality. Beliefs can...
    Ultimatedorktroid Ultimatedorktroid 16-17, F Jul 2

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    I was born into a family on August 21, 1998. My mother had prayed for a baby and I would be the first of four that would be born. At 4:00 the doctors would announce that a baby...
    RosalinaHansan RosalinaHansan 13-15, F Jul 8

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    I was born into a family on August 21, 1998. My mother had prayed for a baby and I would be the first of four that would be born. At 4:00 the doctors would announce that a baby...
    RosalinaHansan RosalinaHansan 13-15, F Jul 8

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    I wish I could, but I suck. I sing out loud with my headphones on, so I can't hear myself:)
    pieceofmind127 pieceofmind127 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I've never been able to relax and have fun. Because of this I've missed out on so much in life and I’ll probably miss out on so much more. It’s one of my biggest flaws. I...
    BewareTheGonzo BewareTheGonzo 13-15 3 Responses Jul 10

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