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I Wish That I Could Suck Cock For A Living

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    Still Trying To Start Up My Business

    I am still trying to start up my business. I have made shirts saying, "I will suck your **** for $20.00. " I still don't have any clients. I will just have to start with free blow jobs. I will give free blow jobs to the first 15 guys and then they will get a discount for a...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 3, 2013

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    A Public Service

    I wish that I could earn a living by letting wives, grilfriends, and others off the hook. When a and woman had a husand, boyfriend, or whatever, who really loved getting ********, and she hated giving them, they'd call on me. I'd take his **** into my mouth, lick it, get it to...
    gary4bizarre gary4bizarre 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 24, 2011

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    I Would Be Sooooo Rich

    If I could suck **** for a living I would suck **** all day everyday the more **** I suck in a day the better, I would work all day everyday 24/365, my goal would be at least 50 ******** a day, at 50-75 each, 50 would get them one 75 would get them two, and I'm that good at it...
    SwtAliciaMarie SwtAliciaMarie 31-35 3 Responses Aug 23, 2011

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    What Great Life It Would Be

    I really wish I could suck **** for a living.  I'm a married man who loves ****.  I love ***** without end, but ***** isn't ****, and I adore **** so much.  I wish I could just suck off guys all day long, gay, straight, bi.  If I could just suck...
    ArgleBargle ArgleBargle 41-45, M 3 Responses Nov 14, 2009

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    I Know I Could Make Good Money

    SUNDAY A GENTLEMAN CAME TO MY HOUSE TO TEST MY SUCKING ABILITIES BECAUSE THE NEXT MEETING HIS WIFE WILL BE THE AUDIENCE ,AND WE HAD NEVER BEEN TOGETHER SO THIS WAS A REHEARSAL TO SEE HOW GOOD I WAS. WELL BEING MODEST I WAS TOLD I WAS VERY TALENTED AS I WAS LICKING THE UNDERSIDE...
    HIPPILOTTA HIPPILOTTA 66-70, T Nov 30, 2010

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    Of Course You'd Need...

    Some formal looking business cards. Very Professional.   Classic Appearance, Plain white,   Company name. and Logo  Followed just your  name, with a nice job title below with your phone contact info, email address    your company mission statement: that shows you are a...
    buckminster buckminster 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 21, 2011

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    To Tell The Truth I Did Suck **** For A Living

    I have been in the sex industry for many years... since I was 18  I started because i couldn't afford a motorcycle I wanted, the salesman mad me a offer I went for it... It was a nice bike... The rest is history, I have taught women the art of oral sex on a man by a man...
    bispeedo bispeedo 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2010

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    Truly

    THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM JOB
    Stimpson Stimpson 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 16, 2010

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    To Be A Gay Housewife...

    A lot of women have it easy... they just take care of the house chores and pop out babies. As a guy I wish my life was that easy. I'd love to find a man that will take care of all my needs as long as I promise to do all the wifely activities... including getting on all fours and...
    AsiraeYifu AsiraeYifu 31-35, M Nov 8, 2013

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    For A While I Did, Wish I Could Again

    i did amateur **** for awhile, so I got paid to suck and get ******. i moved and when i returned to the area I found he sold his business. So no more blowing and getting ****** and being paid legally. I started looking for work and saw a ad for workers at an ABS. I had al sort...
    slave2pleasure slave2pleasure 36-40, M Nov 15, 2010

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    A Wonderful Job

    I could really get into doing this for a living. Only problem is that in the US you would wind up running afoul of the laws and be in jail. How unfortunate and how utterly WRONG. But still, it would be a great job. Everyone should do something they enjoy!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 2, 2009

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    Suck And ****!!!

    I'm getting out of control,,, My husband was out ,again!, with 'the boys'...My current lover was unavailable and even though it was the middle of the week (thursday) I wanted to party...I got dressed up, not too slutty but very feminine with a low cut dress, push up bra to hold...
    adulteruswife adulteruswife 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 4, 2010

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    Workmans Comp.

    If a person who works with there hands get carpel tunnel.  What kind of work related, repetitive motion injury, would a girl that sucks ***** for a living get?  Also, when a girl gets such a repetitive motion injury, would the doctor send her to physical...
    haileeTV haileeTV 41-45, T Jan 13, 2010

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    A Side Job?

    I'd love to suck **** for a living! I wish no one would care if i did. I wish that my wife would love me to suck **** and bring home some extra money! If i could *** home from work and get a call or two, go out and suck off a couple of hard *****, then *** home with a couple...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 25, 2011

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    If Only It Was Legal

    After getting past my initial reaction (that being that I don't have sex for money), I came to the realization that if it were legal & there was no stigma about prostitution this might be a really good job to have: 1) It's something I enjoy doing & wouldn't get bored with due to...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Oct 27, 2010

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    Greatest Job Ever

    Wow, what a job I have. It is the best and all cocksuckers envy me. My day starts off with photos of ***** that i must suck for the day and the expected quota from my sissy boss. The first is a huge glorious **** which pulsates as I look at it. I kneel down in front of it and...
    iamshemale iamshemale 46-50, T 11 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Hell Yes

    I would do it in a heartbeat. That would be the best job in the whole world. I would do it 24 hours a day. If I could find 25 guys that what their **** suck at least 1 once a week or more I would quit my job. I make almost 6 figures. So if I could get 25 guys for $50.00 per...
    paulrhight paulrhight 36-40, M May 21, 2013

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    I Didn't Know This Group Was Here!

    I have to say this is a great group, It best describes myself. Since that's the case i want to let loose with myself in here. As a 9 year old, I liked ***** more than those parts that women have. I fantasized just so much about *****. I found gay **** very arousing, I saw it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23, 2010

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    There Is A Way....

    Personal Service Contracts are one place to start. By being hired to say 'clean the house' and get paid for that and then the rest is personal choice. Be a Valet e.g. a personal assistant that cares for a gentleman's wardrobe. To keep from running afoul with the powers that be...
    cliffdiver cliffdiver 46-50, M Jun 19, 2011

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    The Good Life

     what a wonderful life it would be if **** sucking was a viable occupation but there again , if we HAD to do it the pleasure might become a chore 
    joanz joanz 56-60 1 Response Dec 5, 2009

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