I Wish the Cats Would Not Bring Me Dead Presents

WHY do cats bring their happy meals into the house? 46 People

    Now What?

    For years I have been Keeper of the Cat Clan. There is a window open winter and summer in my hut so the feral cats can come and go as they wish. When I am roadtripping,I leave a 40lb. sack of dry  kittyfood and a bucket of water inside the hut. I leave some money with...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    13 Responses Aug 9, 2008

    I Hate Dead Presents...

    I have 2 cats and they are always bringing me th ebiggest rats ever, sometimes whole, most of the time with there head eaten off already... if its not rats its bugs, but hey they are just bringing me presents to show how much they love me... right?
    ericalee4 ericalee4
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jul 28, 2008

    Ungrateful Lot!

    A cat bringing you a 'gift' is a sincere form of cat flattery and should be treated as such. They're probably not actually expecting you to grill and eat their present but it is meant as a personal gift from them to you.
    Raverbaby Raverbaby
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Apr 29, 2012

    Oh Woe...

    I find the strangest things on the floor of my cabin. I HOPE these things are left here by the wild feral cats that live under my water bed. I have a series of disgusting photos that I have taken and I will be cheerfully grossing you out with them if you visit this group. I...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    29 Responses Jul 28, 2008


    He loved to bring me presents ! He would bring live mice to watch me scream and jump on the nearest piece of furniture... growling at me like i was going to take it and eat it! He would bring me live snakes and try to bring them in the house, most of all he loved placing his...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Mar 18, 2009

    Why Are You Bringing Me Parts Of An Animal?!

    Just after i had moved into a new house one of my cats had brought back a seagull wing and a foot. i discreetly disposed of these bird parts only to find the other foot and some feathers. I'm hoping that the rest of the bird was eaten or is in someone else's garden. i have not...
    chillipeplola chillipeplola
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2012

    A Week Ago Actually....

    Every morning my routine is almost the same, I get up and pee, feed the cats and open the back door so they can go in and out of the house to play, then go back to sleep. One morning I did my routine and I awoke the second time to a jingling bell from my cat Maxwell (I know...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 5, 2009

    The Frog

    the cat caught a frog!!  have u ever heard a frog scream? oh my life its awful. i was then presented with a two legged amphibian from one very proud puss!!
    fanky fanky
    1 Response Jan 16, 2009

    My Adopted Kitty

    There is a cat that i adopted when I moved here. Well, she/he adopted me I guess. So Kitty comes and begs for food and I give all the leftovers. But one day Kitty wanted to share his food with me so he brought me a big bird. I found it all over the patio while I went to...
    dolcelina dolcelina
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jan 16, 2009
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