I Wish You Could Buy Dickhead Repellent In A Can

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    But Alas

    Tis not true, for if it were, I would be doused in said sprayed liquids. If it were, I would be sitting about with a can beside me this very moment. If it were, I would have a can in my purse for easy access just in case a dickhead happens across my path. Ah, time to head to...
    fadingvioletdawn fadingvioletdawn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2011

    Do I Ever....

    Hell it would be so useful....think EP would find itself missing 1 or 2 pain-in-the-proverbials tho'...actually I think we should get supplied a can by EP..instead of the gift or token or whatever they send when you're new on here...............................lol..It wouldn't be...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Oct 14, 2011

    Very Helpful

    Jeez that would be brilliant, buy it, put in yer bag, whenever a dickhead comes up to you whip the can out and spray the *****, i'd love it :)
    TheNinjaLesbian TheNinjaLesbian
    22-25, F
    Jul 22, 2011
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