Yep, the one where I have my mortgage and most of my money.
It seems the imbeciles who used to run it bought up a whole bunch of "toxic assets" (bad debts to you and I). Suckers! Long story short, the old Chairman got sick so he could get a golden handshake before the...
Buy something you don't need from someone who knows better.
Convince a trusted fellow human they need what you have .
Ruminate at your success.
Then, do it again.
I truly wish I believed in a Hell, for so many of my fellow countrymen and women should be there...