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    Dear Bank Of America

    (note: If you don't believe something like this could happen then you haven't had to deal with financial institutions.) Dear Bank of America, My husband died on May 12, 2010. You know this because I dutifully informed you shortly after he died...
    pookiem pookiem
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Feb 3, 2012

    "named" Events

    Recently I feel myself as I could be "shot". You know, I have got a friend, very closed friend. Her name is Barbara. Sincerely, I have nearly failed in love with her. It is because of great sense of thankfulness due to all what she had done 2 years ago. But...now I would like to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 8, 2012
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Dec 20, 2009

    Date Night

    A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Oct 29, 2013

    Aphorisms

    This is the word for today. I had not heard this word until about a month ago and I can't remember how I came to be acquainted with it. But when I did hear it I did my usual research into it's meaning and I was provided with a few examples, a couple I had heard before and a few...
    pookiem pookiem
    56-60, F
    Dec 21, 2011

    Pretending To Be A Lawyer

    There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer." So, the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 27, 2013

    Mulligan's Isle

    (To the tune of Gilligan's Island, silly.)   JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP THAT STARTED FROM SAN FRANCISCO ABOARD THIS WHITE PICKUP THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY TRAILIN' GIRL THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE NO PASSENGERS- JUST BEDS THAT DAY FOR A...
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    Dec 18, 2009

    Lost Luggage

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 26, 2013

    Make Up A Joke Right Here Right Now

    Make it up off the cuff. Ready...Set...GO!
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Dec 18, 2009
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