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I Woke Up Horny

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    I woke up horny, and I can't do anything,

    my parents are in the other room... :(
    Ticklemeplease1 Ticklemeplease1
    18-21, F
    9 Responses Nov 28, 2014
    RikkiXX RikkiXX
    31-35, F
    16 Responses Jul 28, 2015
    Epicstarship223 Epicstarship223
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2014

    It's time for morning bj.

    I'm ready to blow
    mraweome09 mraweome09
    26-30, M
    Jul 31, 2015

    I'm usually always horny

    but it's so annoying because there's nobody to fix it 😩😩😩
    lolabaybee lolabaybee
    22-25, F
    12 Responses Oct 21, 2015

    No other way to say it.

    ..want some goooood sweet lovin, not a quick fix, but the kind you think about day and night... I am a tad bit irritated that i am not getting it right now... "Dam..dammm dam..guess i will get my horny *** up and start my day.. Sorry to be so blunt. .. "just venting" dz
    mor2life3 mor2life3
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Nov 27, 2015

    Had a little bit of a sexual dream woke up hard

    and horny. Sucks when u have to goto work like this when u work around so many young beautiful women. Lol Can't wait tell I get home
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 21, 2015

    When I wake up Horny is the best thing ever I

    watch movies and I try ignored my Horny because when I go bed I have lot of sex dreams and it's kinda awkward for me talking about this !
    vampirecastle vampirecastle
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 2, 2015

    I wake up really horny.

    ..... want a girl who give me a fantastic *******
    fuckinhorny22 fuckinhorny22
    26-30, M
    Feb 10, 2015

    Just wow up wet with the urge to spread my legs

    for a good pounding! Vibrator will have to relieve me for now until I can jump my lover for the real thing ;)
    thenymphomanic thenymphomanic
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Feb 2

    Of course when I go take a nap,

    right afterwards I get h*rny as h*ll! Now all I want to do is o*gasm >.> ~ Lys ♪
    LysChan LysChan
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 20, 2015

    hate when that happens

    when you are alone!
    brendonn brendonn
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Oct 10, 2015

    Morning wood and LADIES have some advice?

    anything but a cold shower that is the worst
    CuteLoverboyJRU CuteLoverboyJRU
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 3, 2015

    I guess horny. I have woken up the last two

    weeks completely rock hard every morning.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 28, 2015

    It sucks when this happens

    because sometimes I get morning wood and it takes forever to go away! Sometimes I stay horny for hours until I finally do something about it.
    Youtwo12 Youtwo12
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 2
    chikamac94 chikamac94
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 2, 2015

    Could be the title of my autobiography.

    Was weighing up that or "Its a hard knobs life" lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 24, 2015

    My boyfriend just jacked off.

    But I'm horny as hell and mad now.
    lostgurl88 lostgurl88
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Feb 1, 2015

    I always wake up horny

    and hard it's s great way to start the day.
    ParaGuyPara ParaGuyPara
    56-60, M
    Sep 1, 2015

    Not sure why, but every time I consume alcohol,

    I wake up the next day extremely horny and in the mood to just be very naughty and mischievous! Could be a very cheeky fun/naughty filled morning :P message me if you're the same ;)
    jakeyp24 jakeyp24
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 31, 2015

    ....this is simply something

    that happens every day. Best way to give a girl breakfast.
    Hoffferch Hoffferch
    41-45, M
    Aug 25, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 27, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Feb 20, 2015

    I love to wake up beside a naked man

    and to let him **** me in the morning !
    lovelyassf lovelyassf
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 6, 2014
    mommyshorny mommyshorny
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Feb 1, 2015

    Every morning i wake up

    and damn horny this happened to me every single morning even im not in good mood
    babo8313 babo8313
    31-35, M
    1 Response Oct 11, 2014

    And I hate it. Lol there's nobody to roll over

    and get things started with 😩😩😩 fml
    lolabaybee lolabaybee
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jan 13, 2015

    Nothing better than starting the day with

    playing. Might go in the garden to finish off
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 21, 2015

    I wake up horny every day,

    and then dress in my prettiest clothes
    femininityforme femininityforme
    46-50, T
    3 Responses Jul 30, 2015

    Like right now I need to give it to you ladies

    front and back if you want it in you all night long I'm up here in Washington state so if anyone wants me to I'll eat you out too
    bandit5320 bandit5320
    31-35, M
    Jul 4, 2015

    I am soo ******* horny right now.

    always like this after a party night! any horny girls who wants to chat? msg me
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2015
    MrZenigata MrZenigata
    26-30, M
    Jan 27, 2015

    I woke up tingling still,

    at work right now. Gonna have to disappear to the restroom for a few.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jul 10, 2015
    Justkeepswiming21 Justkeepswiming21
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 16
    emily192 emily192
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2014

    Woke up in a mood and was chatting with a hot

    tease when she had to log off. It suck when you can't finish.
    DaddiesHome2 DaddiesHome2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Sep 29, 2014

    This is not the only day

    where I had a weird morning. I’d say this would this would probably be my 9th time but hey whose counting. Sleeping late last night as I was doing a full Arrow Marathon with my parent I didn’t get into bed till 2AM. So I slept like a rock. All I could remember was dreaming...
    NymNin NymNin
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 28

    I did wake up horny today.

    . but that's not all.. Odd enough, I've been INCREDIBLY horny all day today. I mean, way more than I usually am. I'm surprised myself and I don't know why.
    Resoner Resoner
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 29
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