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I Woke Up With Morning Wood Today

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 68 People

    Today Was A Good Day =D

    the title sums it up, last three days was fail and today i wake up at "full salute" wanting to dig a hole in my front lawn and poke it a bit. =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    18 Responses May 27, 2010

    I Woke Up With My Husband's Morning Wood..lol

    Nothing like the morning wood...lol It is totally predictable and soooo good!!!! Especially this weekend because our kids are at the sitter's...woot!! Yep...life is good..  
    deleted66 deleted66
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 6, 2010

    Seriously

    do you think I'd be sitting here writing this if I did?? Geeze, come on... If I had my man here I'd be in bed already! Not to mention, taking care of his morning wood first hand!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    27 Responses May 21, 2010

    Cause The People Want To Know.

    nope not today i failed! period, tmrw is another day though. =D jb fact #634: when i grow up i wanna be a waffle.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 31, 2010

    Not Yet!......

    but i cant wait to find out later today though!.... i like surprises =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses May 21, 2010

    It Was One Of Them Days.

    this morn was epic, my solider was wide awake, angry and ready for war. (he even yelled at me =/)
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Nov 4, 2010

    Tomorrow

    I have to buy 2 sheets of 8x4, cut on in half and quarter the other. Then paint them yellow and spray paint them with lots of black. Mr Lalaninjacakes, always has morning wood.
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    19 Responses Jun 27, 2010

    I Did.....

    and if i wake up on my back or on my side with morning wood, it means imma have a great day! =D (which i did)   BUT if i wake up on my stomach with moning wood then its gonna be a painful, unlucky and bad day :/   i have had mornings where i would wake up not...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    5 Responses May 17, 2010

    Disappointed....

    I CANT REMEMBER IF I DID TODAY OR NOT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 6, 2010

    Nope, Not Today Unfortunately :/

    oh well better luck tmrw i guess.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses May 21, 2010

    2 Days In A Row Now =D

    and its a good day indeed, i cant wait for tmrw now, if i wake up with morning wood then imma have broke a personal record!!!! whooooooo!!!!! =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 18, 2010

    Constantly

    Lately, for the past 2 or 3 months since I've beefed up my workouts and increased my herbal supplement intake, I've been waking up with constant morning wood. (For those who are curious, I drink a solid amount of green tea and take a ginseng tablet every day.) And my morning...
    BrahmaBull82 BrahmaBull82
    31-35, M
    Oct 11, 2013

    This Morning.....

    man it was amazing, my ****  =  super morning wood grrrrrrr!!!!! i wanted to stab a hole through the wall with it and im sure i could of hell ya! jb fact # 1238: it was my morning wood that hit the pentagon on the morning of 9-11, sorry america, you were hoaxed by the...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Jun 5, 2010

    Game Over

    yep, three days in a row didnt happen.... fail.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    24 Responses May 19, 2010

    Geez I Almost Forgot To Update.

    anyways i cant say that i did the last couple of dayz :/ i know, i fail. but hey theres always tmrw!!!!! im lookin forward to then already woooooo!!!!! =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses May 23, 2010
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