I Wonder Do You Know the Muffin Man

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    I Love Muffins

    Know the muffin man? I am the muffin man...woman...whatever, gender differentiation is unimportant. We're talking about muffins here! I really like lemon poppyseed muffins. Mmm mm delicious! I can make a mean batch of lemon poppyseed muffins! I like mixing the batter up best...
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 14, 2008

    I've Heard He Lives On Drury Lane.

    the muffin man nursery rhyme has always bothered. it goes "do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? do you know the muffin man? he lives on drury lane." to me, that indicates a man that sells muffins. a muffin man. a vendor or muffins. exhibit a: the...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Feb 9, 2008

    Muffin Fairy

    I received an anonymous gift of a muffin.  How intriguing.  I wonder who the secret muffin fairy is?  Thank you whoever you are!!!
    Freestanding Freestanding
    56-60, F
    5 Responses Feb 9, 2008

    Is This The Guy...

    ...who delivers Muffin Tops? He's awfully busy!
    warmwhisper warmwhisper
    46-50, F
    Jun 1, 2010

    Muffin Man

    Sure do, he lives on Drury Lane. He was also mentioned several time in Shrek. So he must be very well known then :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Feb 9, 2008

    "Do You Know The Muffin Man"

    Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane? Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 12, 2013

    The Muffin Man

    The muffin man? The muffin man! The first time I heard this, it was stuck in my head for a MONTH! Literally! I'd sing it wherever I went =P It's brilliant!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2008

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