I Wonder If Monkey Farts Smell Like Bananas

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    True Story

    I was going to pour a banana scented candle and put it with a cute little stuffed monkey with a little custom shirt that said: "Monkey see monkey poo" Then I was gonna send it to my long distance girlfriend at the time, but then she cheated on me so I thought better of sending...
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    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 24, 2011

    I Can Tell You Now They Don't

    I've worked in a zoo with langurs, lemurs, chimpanzees and gorillas. And let me tell you now their farts definitely DO NOT smell like bananas. The worst smelling has to be the gorilla as their enclosures smells like a guys locker room. And just to be clear I didn't go around...
    Bleed Bleed
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Feb 25, 2011
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