I Wonder What I'm Worth If I Was Auctioning Myself

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    I'm Guessing

    Yeah, I'm gonna say 5...  [Doctor Evil music playing in the background] Billion dollars! Mwhahahahaha! Ha.  
    ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Oct 8, 2009

    We were at a golf resort.

    They had a charity dinner auction. At the end just my and my wife and three of my golfing buddies were left. We were pretty drunk. Someone suggested my wife auctions herself, the highest bid gets to have a drink with her in his room and she has to be naked. It was great fun.
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    1 Response Nov 30, 2015

    I Wonder...

    If I auctioned myself off, I wonder how much someone would bid for me... How much am I worth? I always get this feeling that I'd be like Steve Urkel in this one episode of Family Matters where they're auctioning kisses off for charity, and no one bids on him. I felt sorry for...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Mar 29, 2009

    The Curiosity

    I wonder about things like this every now and then. Like when I'm reading a book and hear about a date auction. Or think about school fundraisers where people have had people auction. Or just in reality television. I know I have a couple friends who would totally bid...
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 29, 2009
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