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I Wonder What Is The Strangest Gift You Have Gotten

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    Unexpected Gift

    The strangest gift was from my mom last christmas. She was the only one to give me a gift and it was a box of macaroni and cheese cuz I misplaced mine a few days prior.. Lol! Darn old bat anyway :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2010

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    Will Trade Husband For Tractor

    That is what it said on the sweatshirt given to me by my husband's lesbian aunt from Oklahoma. I guess she knows he has a good sense of humor!
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 25, 2009

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    Most Unusual Gift ???

    well a pair of red lace panties lol long story but my best was from my neice who took me very literally when knowing she didnt have much money i told her to just buy me something random i ended up with a tshirt printed with the words "A really random tshirt "it wasnt the worst i...
    justkinky justkinky 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2010

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    I Get Strange Gifts Every Year.

    Today I got a used bottle of Olay body wash, a used bottle of dollar store "Musk," and a pack of granny panties.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Dec 25, 2009

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    Gifts From Witches And Warlocks

    For xmas last year my Mums boyfriend gave me a wooden tissue box cover he had made himself, painted white and put cat stickers on.  Pretty weird!This lady that said she was a witch who lived nextdoor to my Gran for awhile gave me a book.  it was pretty weird we had...
    Robiette Robiette 26-30, F Jan 24, 2010

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    Your Kidding!

      I couldn't even find a photo of the hideous thing I got for Christmas from my ex one year.  It really defies description but I wil try.Keep in mind, we had been married 22 years....and I was the same size as the day we got married.  My ex never bought gifts...
    giggles4488 giggles4488 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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