I Wonder What My Walls Would Say If They Could Talk

They would say you have dream big. Yeah baby.

If my walls could talk, they's say "Damn this roof is heavy!"

Do they think I'm ugly?
Do they not like seeing me naked?
Do they think I should work out more?
Do they talk to each other when I'm gone?
Do they miss me?
Do they wonder how my day is?
Do they wish I would pull up the blinds so...

My hubby Abhishek (sorry he is not with me now) always insisted me for a tonsure.

Same time I have faced rapid hair fall problem, he consults with his doctor friends,

but it was not checked. And to respect his wish i finally agreed to...

they would say how i am in pain. how i haev no one besides my razor blade to turn to for support. how i bite my tongue instead of telling many how i really feel or letting my emotions out. how i stay up all night and sleep part of the...

If my walls could talk id be in jail now.

My walls would question why I cover them in the text of the St. John Passion (BWV 245), a picture of Beethoven, a calendar of Pirates of the Caribbean...and more Bach text translations...

Wow. That girl is crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
And does she have to walk round her room naked so much? please...
and whats with the music? im starting to crack in places....
and all the friggin posters and the blue tack...

I guess they'd have nothing interesting to say.Maybe 17 months ago they'd be talking to anyone gossiping about what a mess i am like a trainwreck or someting.
Now i Guess they'd talk about how my room is a mess, i sleep w. a...

I really believe that my boring white walls would berate me for not cleaning something every damn day, and to tell me and my boyfriend to shut the hell up, and get some help. That's why I titled this, the walls have teeth, because I...

I thought you said Balls.....that would be much more interesting....never mind.

"Oh. My. G- What do you think you're hanging on me?! Don't you dare touch that hammer, you remember what happened last time! I think you should clean your room once in a while. And give me a wash too; my kind are neglected, you know. I...

Someone, for goodness sake, say something; this place is so quiet; and I'd laugh and tell them to get used to it. I like the silence.

They're saying; We would love seeing her dance.I guess it is something I need to start doing, lol.  ;)

Well, for start they would say:
"You don't get enough sex girl."
"Thats it, thats how long he lasts?" Lol
"Stop dancing around in you undies, your scary me!"
"Why do you lift weights for your legs...

They would say, don't be so loud.

No, honestly, maybe, why is it so empty in here? Don't you have any people in your life? You're gonna end up alone, and die alone. And why the hell are we GREEN?

Amen.

And more or less if my walls could talk it would probably disgustingly say. . .
"Stop using different Password to every sites you want to be member and join.
You'll just eventualy either forget it or lose it anyway ! " (ouch)
Yes it...

My walls would definitely say ouch xD

I feel that is what my walls would say.
I am sure they see me on my computer looking for a freind and
then a lover .
Then they leave and see me out there looking.
It is not ending thing.
I am tired and then started write again .
And...

My flat is well over 500 years old (though i doubt it was a flat then) I can only imagine what these walls must have seen.
At the moment though, I'm sure they would be screaming "Would somebody please fix this damn leak!"...