I Wonder What My Walls Would Say If They Could Talk

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    KissableWhale KissableWhale
    18-21, F
    Apr 1, 2014

    Well That Would Be Kinda Bad

    My walls have seen too much of me. I wouldn't let them talk, because I wouldn't want my secrets out to the world. My walls have seen me laugh. They've seen me cry. They've seen family fights. They've seen family regret. My walls have also seen me panic. They've seen me...
    izzyXD izzyXD
    18-21, F
    Feb 26, 2012

    They Know Me..

    They've seen it all. laughing crying yelling whispering smiling they know me better then i know myself what would you say? if everyday you watched me.. wake up, look at the clock and see its before noon, check my phone and find some problem then go back to sleep? watch me...
    bigeyesseemore bigeyesseemore
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2012

    A Password Junkie

    And more or less if my walls could talk it would probably disgustingly say. . . "Stop using different Password to every sites you want to be member and join. You'll just eventualy either forget it or lose it anyway ! " (ouch) Yes it was when I can't even log-in to my PC. Because...
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Nov 4, 2011

    True Story

    So some time ago I had this crazy dream (that didn't really seem like I a dream but lets say it was a dream) that my walls were talking. Now this is before I even came across this group or even this web site. So in this "dream" I was laying in my bed and I had just woke up...
    MidnightMadison MidnightMadison
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 30, 2012

    Nothing to wonder definitely they will say I

    love only you and miss you like hell so baby just tell what more i need to say to be with you in my coming days.
    winterfall winterfall
    1 Response Jan 28, 2014

    One Sentence

    "Get your hands out of there!"
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    Your not a alone. Why'd you paint me pink.

    I seen you naked. I wonder if my walls find me attractive... Real question. They know all my secrets.
    missarabiya missarabiya
    22-25, F
    Apr 1, 2014

    I Know!

    My walls would definitely say ouch xD
    lol314 lol314
    18-21, M
    Jan 27, 2013

    They'd say. Sam: "you ought to listen to your

    parents more, I here your phone calls. Swallow your pride once in a while. Stop complaining about stupid girls and do your god damn homework!!"
    SassySam77 SassySam77
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 1, 2014

    "Stop ************, you *****!

    " Hahaa. I imagine my cats would have a similar message to pass onto me. LOL.
    deleted deleted
    17 Responses Apr 4, 2014

    Prob a lot of dirty stuff cuz like think of all

    the kinky ppl that ****** in your kitchen over the years or on your steps and no one saw them... But the walls..
    JadenLangVageta JadenLangVageta
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 7, 2014

    Probably Something Along the Lines Of...

    "Why the hell do you torture us? Always putting up posters and pictures and completely covering us up! And you've been painting us for over a YEAR and you're still not done! And what's with the Union Jack? You're not even British!" Yeah, I've been torturing my...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 7, 2008
    tori1717 tori1717
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 15, 2014


    Wow. That girl is crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. And does she have to walk round her room naked so much? please... and whats with the music? im starting to crack in places.... and all the friggin posters and the blue tack.... i think thats pretty much what theyre...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 30, 2008

    My Walls

    They're saying; We would love seeing her dance.I guess it is something I need to start doing, lol.  ;)
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Jun 19, 2011

    My 'friendly' Walls

    "Oh. My. G- What do you think you're hanging on me?! Don't you dare touch that hammer, you remember what happened last time! I think you should clean your room once in a while. And give me a wash too; my kind are neglected, you know. I hate that b!tch of a bookshelf you got there...
    LilyLua LilyLua
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2011
    Whoami30 Whoami30
    31-35, M
    Mar 30, 2014

    Please forgive people

    and do good !!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 2, 2014

    ... We would have to tear out all the walls.

    .. We can't have people hearing about such things! O_O
    SShawnO SShawnO
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 31, 2014

    If My Walls Tried Being Positive

    They would tell me to keep my head up....to keep looking forward...forgive the past, embrace the future, and to brave the present. It's difficult to fly anywhere when feelings of remorse, regret, bitterness, sorrow, and anger have my wings pinned to the...
    AbandonedArchangel AbandonedArchangel
    26-30, M
    Jul 14, 2010

    Probably go something like this: Walls: " She

    is leaving us already? Did five years pass so quickly ? Well at least she didn't die on us like the previous tenant. She grew up a lot these past year. Went from a troubled little maiden to a full blown independent adult. I still remember that time she was learning how to cook...
    xMissTix xMissTix
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 15, 2014

    Damn This Roof Is Heavy!

    If my walls could talk, they's say "Damn this roof is heavy!"
    OneIsTheLoneliestNbr OneIsTheLoneliestNbr
    51-55, M
    Apr 9, 2013

    Who Knows!

     I guess they'd have nothing interesting to say.Maybe 17 months ago they'd be talking to anyone gossiping about what a mess i am like a trainwreck or someting. Now i Guess they'd talk about how my room is a mess, i sleep w. a teddy bear and **** l!ke that! Besides most of...
    andreinac13 andreinac13
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 10, 2008

    Bet they'll just say they're sick of my face

    and that I should leave my house more often..
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 10, 2014


    Mine would scream "Your such a doofus!...How Do you get yourself in these situations???"   LMAO
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    Apr 30, 2008
    tori1717 tori1717
    18-21, F
    Mar 31, 2014

    "About Time, Someone Can Hear Me!"

    Well about time, I thought I was a crazy wall after all. I have got heaps of things to tell you, if you have got time to listen . I was born in 1930 so I am getting on in my life time and there have been a lot of people gone through the doors in this room, a lot of them. And the...
    djay djay
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 4, 2011

    Honestly? "Ruuuuun!

    !! All of you!!!! He's coming!!!!!" Let your minds wonder muahahaaa
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel
    22-25, M
    Apr 7, 2014

    I think they would say,

    "I'm plastered!"
    Unit97 Unit97
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 30, 2014

    Quite A Few Things Im Sure

    One being to clean this **** up....I will get my room spotless and then within a week it's disaster again. Umm Get the hell off the computer :P Probably put some clothes on :P Lay off the ****. Hmmm stop obsessively going over everything over and over and over again...
    Greeneyedandcurious Greeneyedandcurious
    26-30, F
    Mar 29, 2012

    A Lot I Expect!

    My flat is well over 500 years old (though i doubt it was a flat then) I can only imagine what these walls must have seen. At the moment though, I'm sure they would be screaming "Would somebody please fix this damn leak!" lol xxx
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 28, 2008

    Is She Ever Going To Find The Man That Love Her

    I feel that is what my walls would say. I am sure they see me on my computer looking for a freind and then a lover . Then they leave and see me out there looking. It is not ending thing. I am tired and then started write again . And quit looking and then come on here and write...
    ladywolf123 ladywolf123
    51-55, F
    Aug 2, 2012

    If Only They Could Talk.

    My walls have seen me in my worst and best moods. They've seen me better than anyone else has, know me better than anyone. If they could talk, it'd be a wonder of what they'd say. I can be a very emotional person, and the only place I've ever really cried was in my room...
    xspamadvice xspamadvice
    18-21, F
    Mar 8, 2012

    Mine Would Say

    Someone, for goodness sake, say something; this place is so quiet; and I'd laugh and tell them to get used to it. I like the silence.
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    Oct 27, 2012


    Do they think I'm ugly? Do they not like seeing me naked? Do they think I should work out more? Do they talk to each other when I'm gone? Do they miss me? Do they wonder how my day is? Do they wish I would pull up the blinds so they could see what it's like outside? Or do...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 17, 2008

    If My Walls Could Talk?...

    I'd imagine something like, "Quit talking to that boy so much." Or, maybe, "It's way past the time you need to go to sleep, young lady." Basically, they'd be like my mother if she was watching me at all hours of the day haha... scary.
    EmiliaR124 EmiliaR124
    18-21, F
    Aug 18, 2011

    Oh Gawd (tt*tt)

    If my walls could talk id be in jail now.
    Pinklace44 Pinklace44
    13-15, F
    Aug 6, 2012

    Walls : Why the **** are we painted this color.

    Me: Idk ask my mother i wanted red! :/
    TeddyOrTeddie TeddyOrTeddie
    16-17, M
    Aug 2, 2014

    Shutup Walls

    hell I know what mine would say..."you need to get laid!!!!!!!" 
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2011

    Walls: really, a justin Bieber poster Me: I

    took it down, I liked him before Walls: ... @love_thechase follow me Instagram
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4
    18-21, F
    Aug 2, 2014

    My Secreat Love

    My hubby Abhishek (sorry he is not with me now) always insisted me for a tonsure. Same time I have faced rapid hair fall problem, he consults with his doctor friends, but it was not checked. And to respect his wish i finally agreed to shave my head. It was 05.02.2012, the...
    aparnat aparnat
    26-30, F
    Mar 20, 2013

    "I think I know why you think you are talking

    to a brick wall all the time."
    Unification Unification
    18-21, F
    Aug 2, 2014

    So I am really not the only one

    who has been wondering this the past few years...
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV
    16-17, F
    Mar 30, 2014

    YOU Go Girl....

    My walls would say "YOU GO GIRL"for the following reasons: YOU GO GIRL BECAUSE: that young man is hot and I want a piece of that action.  you spend endless nights chatting with that young man he makes you smile when no one else can...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jul 7, 2008

    If My Walls Could Talk

    they would say how i am in pain. how i haev no one besides my razor blade to turn to for support. how i bite my tongue instead of telling many how i really feel or letting my emotions out. how i stay up all night and sleep part of the day. they would say that my smiles hide a...
    hurtingforever hurtingforever
    13-15, F
    1 Response Aug 5, 2012

    If the Walls Could Talk

    Well, for start they would say: "You don't get enough sex girl." "Thats it, thats how long he lasts?" Lol "Stop dancing around in you undies, your scary me!" "Why do you lift weights for your legs; only when there is a good show on?"...
    123ct 123ct
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2008
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