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I Wonder What My Walls Would Say If They Could Talk

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    My 'friendly' Walls

    "Oh. My. G- What do you think you're hanging on me?! Don't you dare touch that hammer, you remember what happened last time! I think you should clean your room once in a while. And give me a wash too; my kind are neglected, you know. I hate that b!tch of a bookshelf you got there...
    LilyLua LilyLua 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 11, 2011

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    Walls: really, a justin Bieber poster Me: I

    took it down, I liked him before Walls: ... @love_thechase follow me Instagram
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 16-17, F Aug 2

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    "About Time, Someone Can Hear Me!"

    Well about time, I thought I was a crazy wall after all. I have got heaps of things to tell you, if you have got time to listen . I was born in 1930 so I am getting on in my life time and there have been a lot of people gone through the doors in this room, a lot of them. And the...
    djay djay 46-50, F 2 Responses Jun 4, 2011

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    Walls : Why the **** are we painted this color.

    Me: Idk ask my mother i wanted red! :/
    TeddyOrTeddie TeddyOrTeddie 13-15, M Aug 2

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    Mine Would Say

    Someone, for goodness sake, say something; this place is so quiet; and I'd laugh and tell them to get used to it. I like the silence.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F Oct 27, 2012

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    Probably Something Along the Lines Of...

    "Why the hell do you torture us? Always putting up posters and pictures and completely covering us up! And you've been painting us for over a YEAR and you're still not done! And what's with the Union Jack? You're not even British!" Yeah, I've been torturing my...
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 7, 2008

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    If the Walls Could Talk

    Well, for start they would say: "You don't get enough sex girl." "Thats it, thats how long he lasts?" Lol "Stop dancing around in you undies, your scary me!" "Why do you lift weights for your legs; only when there is a good show on?"...
    123ct 123ct 36-40, F 2 Responses May 20, 2008

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    If My Walls Tried Being Positive

    They would tell me to keep my head up....to keep looking forward...forgive the past, embrace the future, and to brave the present. It's difficult to fly anywhere when feelings of remorse, regret, bitterness, sorrow, and anger have my wings pinned to the...
    AbandonedArchangel AbandonedArchangel 26-30, M Jul 14, 2010

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    tori1717 tori1717 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    Run For The Hills

    We are being attacked.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 20, 2011

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    "Stop ************, you *****!

    " Hahaa. I imagine my cats would have a similar message to pass onto me. LOL.
    CascadingCoquette CascadingCoquette 26-30, F 25 Responses Apr 4

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    Hmmmmmmm....

    Do they think I'm ugly? Do they not like seeing me naked? Do they think I should work out more? Do they talk to each other when I'm gone? Do they miss me? Do they wonder how my day is? Do they wish I would pull up the blinds so they could see what it's like outside? Or do...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response May 17, 2008

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    If My Walls Could Talk?...

    I'd imagine something like, "Quit talking to that boy so much." Or, maybe, "It's way past the time you need to go to sleep, young lady." Basically, they'd be like my mother if she was watching me at all hours of the day haha... scary.
    EmiliaR124 EmiliaR124 18-21, F Aug 18, 2011

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    "I think I know why you think you are talking

    to a brick wall all the time."
    Unification Unification 18-21, F Aug 2

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    Honestly? "Ruuuuun!

    !! All of you!!!! He's coming!!!!!" Let your minds wonder muahahaaa
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M Apr 7

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    Hehe

    Wow. That girl is crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. And does she have to walk round her room naked so much? please... and whats with the music? im starting to crack in places.... and all the friggin posters and the blue tack.... i think thats pretty much what theyre...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 30, 2008

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    Oh Gawd (tt*tt)

    If my walls could talk id be in jail now.
    Pinklace44 Pinklace44 13-15, F Aug 6, 2012

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    Probably go something like this: Walls: " She

    is leaving us already? Did five years pass so quickly ? Well at least she didn't die on us like the previous tenant. She grew up a lot these past year. Went from a troubled little maiden to a full blown independent adult. I still remember that time she was learning how to cook...
    xMissTix xMissTix 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    Shutup Walls

    hell I know what mine would say..."you need to get laid!!!!!!!" 
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 8, 2011

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    YOU Go Girl....

    My walls would say "YOU GO GIRL"for the following reasons: YOU GO GIRL BECAUSE: that young man is hot and I want a piece of that action.  you spend endless nights chatting with that young man he makes you smile when no one else can...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 7, 2008

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    They Know Me..

    They've seen it all. laughing crying yelling whispering smiling they know me better then i know myself what would you say? if everyday you watched me.. wake up, look at the clock and see its before noon, check my phone and find some problem then go back to sleep? watch me...
    bigeyesseemore bigeyesseemore 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 3, 2012

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    True Story

    So some time ago I had this crazy dream (that didn't really seem like I a dream but lets say it was a dream) that my walls were talking. Now this is before I even came across this group or even this web site. So in this "dream" I was laying in my bed and I had just woke up...
    MidnightMadison MidnightMadison 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 30, 2012

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    I think they would say,

    "I'm plastered!"
    Unit97 Unit97 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Who Knows!

     I guess they'd have nothing interesting to say.Maybe 17 months ago they'd be talking to anyone gossiping about what a mess i am like a trainwreck or someting. Now i Guess they'd talk about how my room is a mess, i sleep w. a teddy bear and **** l!ke that! Besides most of...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 10, 2008

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    Would say the dirty fukers

    that live here some of the things those walls have seen very. Naughty n Prob get a few ppl In trouble big secrets for a few
    jon22 jon22 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 18

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    ... We would have to tear out all the walls.

    .. We can't have people hearing about such things! O_O
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    Nothing to wonder definitely they will say I

    love only you and miss you like hell so baby just tell what more i need to say to be with you in my coming days.
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 1 Response Jan 28

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    Quite A Few Things Im Sure

    One being to clean this **** up....I will get my room spotless and then within a week it's disaster again. Umm Get the hell off the computer :P Probably put some clothes on :P Lay off the ****. Hmmm stop obsessively going over everything over and over and over again...
    Greeneyedandcurious Greeneyedandcurious 22-25, F Mar 29, 2012

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    Prob a lot of dirty stuff cuz like think of all

    the kinky ppl that ****** in your kitchen over the years or on your steps and no one saw them... But the walls..
    JadenLangVageta JadenLangVageta 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Is She Ever Going To Find The Man That Love Her

    I feel that is what my walls would say. I am sure they see me on my computer looking for a freind and then a lover . Then they leave and see me out there looking. It is not ending thing. I am tired and then started write again . And quit looking and then come on here and write...
    ladywolf123 ladywolf123 51-55, F Aug 2, 2012

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    One Sentence

    "Get your hands out of there!"
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 6, 2008

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    Your not a alone. Why'd you paint me pink.

    I seen you naked. I wonder if my walls find me attractive... Real question. They know all my secrets.
    missarabiya missarabiya 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    NonexistantSoul NonexistantSoul 16-17, F Apr 1

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    Bet they'll just say they're sick of my face

    and that I should leave my house more often..
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    Re: Walls Would Say If They Could Talk

    They would say you have dream big. Yeah baby.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 9 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    tori1717 tori1717 16-17, F Mar 31

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    Please forgive people

    and do good !!
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 2

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    I Know!

    My walls would definitely say ouch xD
    lol314 lol314 18-21, M Jan 27, 2013

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    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 30

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    So I am really not the only one

    who has been wondering this the past few years...
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 30

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    They Would Say

    you fucken crazy freak....! how did you do that...
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M Aug 12, 2010

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    If My Walls Could Talk

    they would say how i am in pain. how i haev no one besides my razor blade to turn to for support. how i bite my tongue instead of telling many how i really feel or letting my emotions out. how i stay up all night and sleep part of the day. they would say that my smiles hide a...
    hurtingforever hurtingforever 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 5, 2012

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    Damn This Roof Is Heavy!

    If my walls could talk, they's say "Damn this roof is heavy!"
    OneIsTheLoneliestNbr OneIsTheLoneliestNbr 46-50, M Apr 9, 2013

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    A Lot I Expect!

    My flat is well over 500 years old (though i doubt it was a flat then) I can only imagine what these walls must have seen. At the moment though, I'm sure they would be screaming "Would somebody please fix this damn leak!" lol xxx
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 28, 2008

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    My Walls

    They're saying; We would love seeing her dance.I guess it is something I need to start doing, lol.  ;)
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Jun 19, 2011

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    DaylightAly DaylightAly 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    They'd say. Sam: "you ought to listen to your

    parents more, I here your phone calls. Swallow your pride once in a while. Stop complaining about stupid girls and do your god damn homework!!"
    SassySam77 SassySam77 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    My Secreat Love

    My hubby Abhishek (sorry he is not with me now) always insisted me for a tonsure. Same time I have faced rapid hair fall problem, he consults with his doctor friends, but it was not checked. And to respect his wish i finally agreed to shave my head. It was 05.02.2012, the...
    aparnat aparnat 26-30, F Mar 20, 2013

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    A Password Junkie

    And more or less if my walls could talk it would probably disgustingly say. . . "Stop using different Password to every sites you want to be member and join. You'll just eventualy either forget it or lose it anyway ! " (ouch) Yes it was when I can't even log-in to my PC. Because...
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    "There he goes to the refrigerator again,

    he's dropping crumbs everywhere."
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M Mar 30

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