I Wonder What Pickup Lines Work

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    I've Always Heard About the Bad Ones.

    What ladies, are some good ones? I've heard the funny ones, the stupid ones, the dirty ones ect. I'd like to hear from the women what it is that they want from a guy who is trying to pick them up? What would work? Maybe.   
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    71 Responses Nov 8, 2007

    The best pick up line in the world is "Hi my

    name is *name*, what's yours". But I like to try other lines to see what happens :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 24, 2015
    lolletsgo lolletsgo
    18-21, M
    May 6, 2014

    Can I Kiss You?

    That's all it took
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 22, 2008

    It's the Singer Not the Song

    There's a lot of nonsense surrounding this topic.  The line doesn't matter - YOU are what matters.  The best pickup line is, "Hi."  Take it from there, be yourself, relax, be confident, and remember that rejection says nothing about you, only...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    29 Responses Jan 28, 2008

    "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in

    your eyes" "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away" "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy" "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" "Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns." "You must be tired... you've...
    KellysMyName KellysMyName
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2014

    To My Way of Thinking, Any Pick Up Line That Worked

     would only net someone I really didn't want to pick to begin with, meaning a quality encounter requires more than a suggestive remark.
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa
    61-65
    4 Responses Nov 22, 2008

    Look No Further

    This one works every time. "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    He Had Me At Hello

    For the young bucks out there:  next time you spot an attractive lady out with her Mom, try this line.  Introduce yourself and when the young lady gives you her name, look at her with admiration and say "Gertrude!  That's my mother's name!"  Isn't...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Nov 22, 2008

    Double The Fun

    One of the Reasons that I am not terribly fond of going out to clubs and bars is the FACT that I draw attention. Sometimes it's from people I know, many times its people whom think that they (or would like an opportunity to get to) know me. When random people attempt to solicit...
    Ferric67 Ferric67
    36-40, M
    Dec 2, 2012

    "hey do you mind taking your clothes off?

    i’d like to see how angels hide their wings." BAM double pick up line..wow
    eqlover eqlover
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 10, 2014

    Personally...

    I was blown away by a man in Edinburgh who came up to me and said 'That top is very becoming on you... if you took it off, I'd be ******* on you.,...'     If he wasnt nearly an OAP, I would have been straight on it.
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Nov 21, 2008
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