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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    anyone else besides me that thinks there's a sock vortex some where in the world? eithr way there has to b a place where all the lost socks go.
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    i think he fell in the river and all that armor prevented him from swimming. guess i better start searching the riverbeds
    ShadowofanAnglophile ShadowofanAnglophile 36-40, F 20 hrs ago

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    I have so many mix match socks it's like my dryer eats only one of the same socks
    bumblebee2393 bumblebee2393 22-25, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    AudioTravylerRavenwolf AudioTravylerRavenwolf 13-15, F May 6

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    I've talked to 4 people here quite a bit over a few months, the last of them just left. Hmm
    James202015 James202015 18-21, M May 11

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    I know he's out there... Just hope I find him, or he finds me soon!
    Samadde Samadde 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    sullygirl611 sullygirl611 18-21, F 2 Responses May 3

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    just wondering where everyone went. i think i rather burned everyone out with constant negativity. if you are in my circle and read this, let me know.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have had the most wonderful morning I took my children to the park and I met MOB there with her children and it was wonderful they all got on so well and played lovely my...
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 36-40, M 1 Response May 10

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    On this subject, a certain poster (along with friends of hers) continues to malign me, and when I challenge her claims, she deletes them. So, as the original thread is much too...
    PYWACKET PYWACKET 61-65, M 1 hr ago

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    I wonder if anyone has hurt because of me? like I have ached because of them. I wonder if someone has ever hurt so badly because they wanted me. Actually wanted me. That even the...
    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Okay dokay yall, those of you who know me, (all 6 of you), know I live in SoCal., the desert know less. But we have had more rain in the month of may that we had all of last year...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 1 hr ago

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    I used to live in an appartment complex before, do I would have to wash my clothes on the building laundry, sometimes one of the neighbor would leave his clothes in the dryer or...
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    I grew up wearing traditional briefs then switched to boxers in nursing school. Began going without underwear in my mid twenties off and on. Now I never wear underwear except on...
    mooshie33 mooshie33 36-40, M 2 Responses May 5

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    I never wear underwear. Well never wear a bra and only wear panties during my periods. I like the freedom of no underwear and it makes it easy for my friends to gain access to my...
    cassieo21f cassieo21f 18-21, F 16 Responses 4 days ago

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    Genetics and stress play a big part in the fact that I'm able to stay relatively thin - I know how difficult it is to maintain the shapes we had when we were 18. I'm not one to...
    ThirtySevenX ThirtySevenX 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    How to Quiet the Mind - By Gina Lake The mind is a wonderful tool for thinking, but it has a dark side. There is an aspect of the mind that is not useful but pretends to be...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F May 2

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    It was New Year's Eve. I am 18, and jackson (my suuuper close guy best friend/ boyfriend) surprise attacked me with water balloons when I went to get the mail. I went into the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 16

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    Think it goes back to when I was a kid and we had no central heating and it got really cold in bed and worse if you woke up for a wee. I just used to pull my pj's over my...
    a1d3a1d13 a1d3a1d13 70+, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I just got new weird underwear for when me and the wife do it. Super hero underwear costume.
    Utuve1000 Utuve1000 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 27

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    I love to wear girls underwear n the sizes are 10 13 14 15 16 M small CHip 5 L and most of these are women's n little girls underwear to
    Masontaylor167 Masontaylor167 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 29

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    Last night I fell asleep right after my shower with just a robe on. This morning I was already not wearing underwear when I put a dress on and completely forgot to put underwear on...
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 9 Responses Apr 29

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    I still haven't changed my underwear it's been 3 years since I last changed my underwear
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    What is the stretchiest type of underwear materials for woman's?, and who sells stretchy woman's underwear?
    nikolas444 nikolas444 18-21, M a week ago

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    I have never really not worn underwear when going out (I can hardly go out anywhere cuz of my strict religious parents) but I have felt what it's like to wear long spaghetti strap...
    SoleExecutioner SoleExecutioner 18-21, F 4 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Its not really all that strange, but I'm a guy that prefers to wear women's underwear for comfort and style. My favorites are satin panties. I'm strait, but just prefer wearing...
    nylonbritches nylonbritches 51-55, M 4 Responses Apr 24

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