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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    One of these days I'm gonna make the ghost that keeps stealing my socks move to another house grrrrrr
    thumper15 thumper15 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 18

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    Maybe the sock monkey stole it! LMAO
    thumper15 thumper15 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 18

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    Somewhere to the deep depths of the dryer
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT 66-70, M 3 Responses Mar 18

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    stakalisious stakalisious 36-40, F 11 Responses Mar 9

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    I hate underwear. I don't wear it unless I have to... it always binds and puts pressure where I don't want preasure! I sometimes wear it in the winter to keep certain things...
    NaturalinMS NaturalinMS 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 2

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    I cannot determine if I like these more or male underwear. Male underwear had better support but women's underwear has better breathability.
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    mavrick0417 mavrick0417 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    I'm a girl, what else would I wear? I've been wearing girls underwear exclusively for about 4 years now, I think. I just can't imagine going back to guys underwear...since I'm a...
    tiffanyjoxd1989 tiffanyjoxd1989 22-25, T 2 Responses Mar 13

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    I don't usually especially with yoga pants or in short dresses so I can tease guys even if I don't like them. When I do wear underwear I wear Disney princess underwear.
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    I do not wear underwear I find it restricting and very uncomfortable so gave up wearing it . The only underwear I now have is very revealing thongs and pouches which I have worn on...
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    I steal my sisters underwear all the time for ummmm reasons. . .
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    I like wearing men,s underwear.I find they are more comfortable than panties. Have worn them all my life.
    mzsmittie mzsmittie 56-60, F 2 days ago

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