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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    berealistic82 berealistic82 26-30, M Jan 13

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    My brain has a tendency to go to some pretty dark places if I'm left to think for too long. It's horrible.
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 11

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    Yes I do ! And I await you my Fifty....!
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    I hate wearing just one odd sock ... so I go sockless often!
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    There are times in my life...not so often now (thank fully) That I sit at the beach and contemplate the entire universe. Not that this is a bad thing. However the negative thoughts...
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    In college, I always wear the King Style Balls in One Erector Briefs (www.internationaljock.com). Pictured above, they fit a boy's p-enis perfectly with two distinct pouches:1...
    Triangulate Triangulate 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    For about 15 years now I nearly never wear underwear, bra and panties. Just love the free feeling this gives and if the skirt is not too short or the top too thin no one will...
    ukchinese ukchinese 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    How it will be now that I am leaving my husband I am going to be renting a room now as cheap as possible I haven't workes in awhile since I been a stay at home wife and mother Lots...
    Eamydiaz Eamydiaz 18-21, F 21 hrs ago

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    Life goes on, sun or rain, whether you're here or not, all the same.... life marches on. So here I am standing still waiting, why? Just for you to catch up to me but please...
    1silentheart 1silentheart 18-21, M Jan 11

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    and am odd for a girl i shave every part of my body but my face i like being spot less no hair any where. n which i did not have to shave at all
    skykidx1 skykidx1 22-25, M 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I see women and men and I think "Wow, they are so attractive and sexy, they could have sex with anyone they wanted too." It makes me wonder what that confidence would feel like.
    benbtrayed benbtrayed 51-55, M 11 hrs ago

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    I wah wah wah wah wonder!!!
    nightpatroller78 nightpatroller78 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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