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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 56 People

    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    InnerCalm InnerCalm 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    I abhor where I live. It feels good to blurt it out. I'm sorry, I can't help it. Gray everyday and cold. Tons of snirt (snow and dirt). People are audaciously rude with dogs...
    felixisonpluto felixisonpluto 36-40, M Feb 10

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    One year I decided to buy my wife some fancy, sexy, but appropriate dresses and she took them back to the store and returned them. Sometime later, I bought my wife sexy underwear...
    naftali naftali 56-60, M Feb 4

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    I'm graduating from university soon and the thought alone makes me think: am I doing what I love to do? The answer was a obvious no. I can think back to about 6 years ago when I...
    kelvinng90 kelvinng90 18-21, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I enjoy self pleasure looking at pictures of ladies feet. I can spend hours wandering around a shopping mall looking at all the pretty feet on display.
    Brian1953 Brian1953 61-65, M 3 hrs ago

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    I think underwear is a complete waste of time. I used to wear it when i was at school for awhile as my mother thought other boys (I went to a boys only school) wore underwear and...
    davebuckley davebuckley 41-45, M Feb 12

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    Guys..?? men ,there mentality it makes me wonder.. what goes on in there heads? the one with a brain that is. regarding sex i guess and society's standards if they're accurate...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Underwear is the most uncomfortable thing to me. But when I don't wear it you can see my penis bulge/ outline. And I always wonder if anyone ever catches a glimpse
    danglecity danglecity 18-21, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    He resembles a fabled Greek God with his thick dark hair, simmering and insanely focused green eyes, patrician nose and high edgy cheekbones. It’s no wonder he’s the go-to male...
    cherrysmith14 cherrysmith14 31-35, M Feb 14

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    I'm not an underwear model, lol. I don't even wear underwear! And neither do my brothers so I only know what underwear is like from gym class. But my friend Miguel says we could...
    Riley100 Riley100 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    Feeling lazy. Will paraphrase. Lots. The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (hereby referred to as MBTI) is a pretty popular personality test people use to find out which one of only 16...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 5

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    Not wearing underwear is the best thing! I started not wearing underwear to parties and sometimes school when I was 16! I'm 18 now and I still don't wear underwear under my skirt...
    rubyroo15 rubyroo15 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I hate underwear. I don't wear it unless I have to... it always binds and puts pressure where I don't want preasure! I sometimes wear it in the winter to keep certain things...
    NaturalinMS NaturalinMS 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    That time I came out of hospital on Christmas Eve with our firstborn Etty said and he'd gone and taken the Christmas money from my brother-in-law and said I had said he could have...
    ThatCaterGirl ThatCaterGirl 22-25, F Feb 22

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    I cannot determine if I like these more or male underwear. Male underwear had better support but women's underwear has better breathability.
    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    I would tell you that I love you tonight, But I know that I got time on my side, Where are ya going? Why are you leaving so soon? Is there somewhere else better for you? What is...
    Tr3asur3dLuv Tr3asur3dLuv 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    I always wake up in the middle of the night with wet underwear. I just wear the underwear the next day even though they're soaked in pee.
    devinprater devinprater 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    When I was younger there was a rent house across from mine there was a family of four. Every morning the mother would come outside extremely early and she would smoke cigarettes...
    purplenakedman purplenakedman 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    49 years of age. Not only that, but closing on halfway to the Big 5-0! The time in a person's life – especially a man's, by today's cultural norms – when I ought to be nearing...
    Oldr4SubGrrl1965 Oldr4SubGrrl1965 46-50, M 6 Responses Feb 15

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    Monday, February 23, 2015....Today I'm wearing white 2(x)ist Touch No- show briefs. They are great low rise hip briefs made of some wonderfully soft and somewhat silky microfiber...
    Undieguy Undieguy 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 23

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    well, I just reached my six month anniversary at my job. I work in a factory, which is odd seeing as how I have 3 degrees, several years of teaching experience and am a veteran of...
    jstephens4 jstephens4 31-35, M 9 Responses Feb 14

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    I always wear cute underwear! Usually Lace thongs which are my fave! Comfy and sexy!
    sallypaige sallypaige 22-25, F Feb 4

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    I'm a man that wants to chat with a girl with underwear I'm interested in girls boyshorts and standard panties no thongs. I'm a men's briefs wearer
    MaxwellMoonHoof MaxwellMoonHoof 18-21, M Feb 7

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    Just bought two pair of leggings and some panties. The leggings were the best decision I have ever made. I know their not underwear but oh well :3
    feedmecum38 feedmecum38 18-21, M Feb 7

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    A wife with no life. I am a wife and mother of 1 and another on the way. my family means the world to me but for some reason after 6 years of marriage I have jusy realised I have...
    Awakey Awakey 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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