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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 15 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    I absolutely love my Calvin's! By far the best underwear !
    Courtneybanks1 Courtneybanks1 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Their are many times when I never wear underwear. One time coming back form the beach after a vacation I stopped in a restaurant for lunch before my flight in the bathroom I took...
    Akall26 Akall26 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I love wearing cute underwear it makes me feel extremely CONFIDENT!! 😀😀😀👌👌
    queenjoey queenjoey 18-21, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I would wear them as shorts or swimsuit or pyjamas but never as underwear
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    kasiyat kasiyat 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I like taking off my clothes and running around in my underwear. I hardly dress at home. I often wear my underwear for swimming.
    wetgalfan wetgalfan 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I'm about to pee myself, I can feel my underwear just slowly getting wet...I just love the warm feeling so much :p
    birtvershaelen birtvershaelen 18-21, M a week ago

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    I buy the exact same kinda socks so I never have to worry about ones that get lost
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    the amount of single socks I have is ridiculous
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    I love having my underwear taken off by someone and I don't care if it's woman or men I just love it when I am laying on the bed and am told to raise my *** and thay grab the the...
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    LavenderDarling LavenderDarling 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    I love wearing female underwear the silk and satin material is the best they're much cuter and much more comfortable than men's underwear women are so lucky they have so many...
    satinlover1958 satinlover1958 56-60, M 7 Responses Jan 31

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    I think the fairies us them as sleeping bags
    polylove0210 polylove0210 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 31

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    I love to ***** down to nothing but my boxers and undershirt. I often wear that outfit in the summer for swimming or mud play, (I am also into WAM). I often wonder when I am at the...
    wetgalfan wetgalfan 46-50, M Jan 31

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    Today I chose red string bikini underwear.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 30

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    It's Wonder Woman panties today!!!
    anotheritguy anotheritguy 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    Drinking gasoline, setting themselves on fire, duct taping themselves. all these freaking trends. ugh to be honest I think the teens of this generation are just getting stupider. I...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    No tights, so uncomfortable. Free birding is awesome. Don't understand why they still sell these incredibly tight and uncomfortable underwear packs at stores. All of them...
    bender898989 bender898989 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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