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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    London! My school is technically in Essex though.
    ledarkknightess ledarkknightess 13-15, F Jul 6

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    From London lol. O_o It's weird when you find someone on here who lives kinda close to you. :p
    LittleKandi LittleKandi 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    This was a fun experience. After months of work, this afternoon, we were finally ready to test the new water line. Not just your typical line .... this was a 2" inch line. (For...
    MaskedRascal MaskedRascal 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Where dem ladies at, hollaaaa @ a ballaaa
    baconassassin baconassassin 18-21, M Jul 7

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    I know you know what I know, you've gotta. If you don't, every "truth" I've become comfortable with, will be a lie. That's not your fault though.
    Plutonianbabe Plutonianbabe 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    It's probably hard to see, being that it is so overshadowed by the sanctimonious condescension of people who create EP experiences like this one.
    KatieTreat KatieTreat 51-55, T 1 day ago

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    I do not wear underwear often. I have even go to the hospital for work commando. Going commando is wonderful as the wind goes up and between my legs. It tickles my puss too.
    momathercomputer momathercomputer 41-45, F 8 Responses Jun 29

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    Why wouldn't I ? My mind is always thinking, why this or why that?It's how it seems to be,why are some men blessed with a big unit and others not enough to speak about.Why are some...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Jul 1

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    Onlookers will wonder what all this is about..but yeah .markie is definitely chuckling about all these table groups...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    I find it so odd that people would love to move to my little area of the world, but I'm dying to get out. I hate suburbs just about as much as I hate cookie cutter homes. All my...
    Annapie Annapie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I almost did been at a party where all the girls were topless it was a bbq , every one was topless except me and my sister jo I was 18 and jo was 16 and a half, It had got to the...
    Kathyndavemorgan Kathyndavemorgan 22-25, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    Melancholy, my natural state. Longing for a place far away, for a time where all is different, for people long lost. I don't belong here, and while I pretend I do on occasion, I...
    TragicMonkey TragicMonkey 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 3

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    Would love to be at one of these parties ;) or one where all the ladies are naked and everyone wears a mask to protect their identity ;)
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I seriously was just sitting in bed last night thinking, and I looked at the clock and it was 21:15. I figured I would go to sleep soon, before 22:00 hopefully, so I went back to...
    Oasisdawn3 Oasisdawn3 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Okay. This is my first post, so it might be kinda... Whatever. I am not like gay. I'm just kinda bisexual. So it started when I was 10. I went to my cousin's house. I was kinda...
    AwesomeGuy1000 AwesomeGuy1000 16-17, M 19 hrs ago

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    A few years ago I was in a rural area where I knew there was a hiking trail that went down to a set of waterfalls which I had never been to. I had been by the sign a few times but...
    redraven002 redraven002 36-40, M Jun 24

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    There's a weird one! It never occurd to me! I ran into somebody from my old schooldays recently. Back then. She was smart. Funny. Attractive. Part of the 'rich kids' club. Totally...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I remember just doing my summer exams and finishing 5 year and now im already 3 months into my summer holidays ,it felt like yesterday I took the exams ,where does time go
    Life8227 Life8227 16-17, F 15 hrs ago

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    My sister's panties - so recently I was getting something from my sister's bathroom and I notice that she had two pairs of my underwear in there and thy looked like they had been...
    Ryan1229 Ryan1229 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    “First day of seventh grade, Hmm hopefully this goes well.” I thought to myself as I went to my first period class. It was my second year at the Academy and I was looking...
    Lifeisgoodtearsofjoy Lifeisgoodtearsofjoy 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    i get these crazy feminine urges all the time and the only way to satisfy them is to dress in female lingerie. Now, I am still a guy and, like most guys, am generally lazy and I...
    DonnaSue10 DonnaSue10 66-70, M 8 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I'm at a very strange point in my life. At one point I had everything sorted I was married and settled with my wife and we were planning on starting a family together. But then we...
    hopelessdreamer83 hopelessdreamer83 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'm 19, married, and a mother of a beautiful daughter. I feel like I lived my life too fast. Growing up as a child I was forced to mature faster than my peers. As a young girl I...
    journeyyy journeyyy 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    people say money makes the world go round, WRONG! to me it should be money goes around the world or should.
    lay1 lay1 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    This happened quite a few years ago and is one of the first times a woman that I didn't really know saw me with just underwear on. It was a hot day during the summer and I had...
    redraven002 redraven002 36-40, M Jun 25

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    I always think about this. There was this girl that I'd always catch staring at me but she never spoke a word to me. My friends would always say" Dude, that chick is checking you...
    QuiltedBathwater QuiltedBathwater 18-21, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I wonder that because I had a crush on this boy in 3rd grade and it looked like he liked me but I'm not sure ( I'll call him pasty , that's his nickname) pasty wasn't in my class...
    bela5562 bela5562 13-15, F 19 hrs ago

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    I really wonder, no one write to me, no one wants to be my friend. no one talk to me here? Am I so ugly? Why no woman wants to be my friend? Let me know please...
    hakantas hakantas 41-45, M 12 hrs ago

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    I cry silently and I am alone. I seriously don't consider my mom and brother as friends because they are family. I am not confident about myself. Every friends I make leave me just...
    Fatimatam Fatimatam 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I am a loner. But this one time, this dude sat at me with lunch every day with the intention of asking me out. He was really surprised to find out we had a lot in common, so...
    dinorap1 dinorap1 13-15, F 40 mins ago

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    I am a ski racer ( downhill ski racing like you have probably seen on the olympics) . I like many ski racers spend their summers at Mt.Hood, Oregon. In 2009 I was a happy and...
    Snowtiger4 Snowtiger4 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Today I sat down on the ground. Stared at a door and just thought about slitting my wrists. I just sat there for an hour staring arms spread out like I actually cut them. I...
    heylookineededanameok heylookineededanameok 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Since panties are all I own and have owned for decades, yes womens underwear are all I wear. Nothing else, I have no desire to go back and have burned all other underwear anyways.
    lingerieme lingerieme 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    Hey I am new to wearing girls underwear and I must say I feel like a new person. The choices out there are incredible. My favourites are thongs and boyshorts. They are so much...
    knickersguy knickersguy 22-25, M 5 Responses Jul 7

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    Honestly I just don't know anymore every time I try to be positive on life things just go bad again. Every since 7th grade things haven't been all that but things didn't really get...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    I love wearing thong underwear in addition to a thong bikini. I love other designs too for underwear.
    buckeyejane buckeyejane 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    I hate wearing underwear, since the start of this year the only time I wear underwear is at work or if I am trying on clothes at a department store.
    candywhite26 candywhite26 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Female underwear,bras,camisoles,bby dolls ,dresses,shorts, lipstick nylons and pantyhose. My fave route is heels. All a part of me
    sexipants sexipants 41-45 11 Responses Jun 23

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    I want to completely ditch underwear. I've gone commando a few times in gym shorts and jeans. It felt amazing. I may try it one day in my work pants. I want to ditch them all...
    Truromantic Truromantic 26-30, M 5 Responses Jun 30