I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 55 People

    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael
    46-50, M
    Sep 30, 2010

    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U
    46-50, F
    Oct 26, 2009

    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 20, 2011

    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    15 Responses Oct 28, 2009

    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

    Related Experiences

    Thank you for your friendship and support. I wish you all well. I have made some good friends here. Wherever I go I will keep the same username. I wish you luck love and support...
    hasmita hasmita
    66-70, M
    a week ago
    wifes underwear on tomorrow for work
    chrisjay2k16 chrisjay2k16
    26-30, T
    1 Response Apr 20
    EP rocks I met the most amazing man on here I had an injured soul and he made me whole again by words only not many men can do that he was very kind and patient with me guided me...
    Triplets111 Triplets111
    56-60, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    In this story, I want to put in everything that I have felt lately. Now that EP is closing, I'll never get the chance again to post my truest of feelings anywhere as I did on here...
    stabbedtoceasersalad stabbedtoceasersalad
    18-21, F
    Apr 19
    she always targets me,like its always me she tortures with her long nails and her kicking,and then she starts acting nice later that day and is all up on me???? something is either...
    ShellBoss105342 ShellBoss105342
    18-21, M
    Apr 18
    When I was a baby my parents went through a divorce and my daddy left. My mom left me and my sister to fend for are selves a couple years later. My grandfather took us in and took...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 18
    Sometimes I wonder if I wasn't as special as you thought I was. Maybe I'm just someone who stumbled into your path. Wide-eyed and unsuspecting. Not knowing how to shield my...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    Apr 18
    After swim practice I had to pee so bad that I went into the change room and peed all over the floor
    sexykylie sexykylie
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    I hope you may all enjoy what I comment here...
    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    I’m sure by now those of you who remain are all well aware of the fact that our days here are numbered. On April 21 this place which we once were able to proudly call our home...
    HypoallergenicUnicorn HypoallergenicUnicorn
    13-15, F
    Apr 16
    I sometimes stumble across posts, where the user is so happy that she found someone. Someone who understands them, someone who accepts her imperfections, someone who says he'll...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 16
    I wonder...when and where this obsession with happiness started.
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Apr 16
    Ok. This is really risky. But now I see e.ps closing down it makes me so sad. I hope this doesn't upset the person I'm wondering about, but I met them on here the first time I...
    Jordbaerbonnie Jordbaerbonnie
    31-35, F
    Apr 16
    I know I'll have lost my vision by then. That's all I know. I dunno WTF I'm going to do when I'm older - the issue with being a jack-of-all-trades - and it's given more brainaches...
    AsYetNameless AsYetNameless
    13-15, T
    Apr 15
    How easily the fruits and veggies get cut! They don't resist, they don't oppose. Coz that's how they are made, soft, cutable, eatable.. Sounds a bit absurd lol, but while slicing...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    honestly have no idea but i know where i wanna be in 10 years i wanna be good at my career i wanna travel a few places in the world i wanna do something crazy like touching a...
    bimvim bimvim
    18-21, M
    Apr 14
    I have been told by a good friend here that in the beginning I was intimidating to her because of my strong opinions. I realise that I may look like that, but as a matter of fact...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Apr 14
    Many EP users can write really well. To be honest, I felt their writings can reach closer to my heart than the books I have read till today. Even in the category which I do not see...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Apr 14
    Know matter who you are, where you live, what you believe, who you love, who you hate, how tall you are, what color you are, how strong you are, or how lonely you are we all bleed...
    Tallguy2223 Tallguy2223
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    Forgotten how good it felt not wearing underwear, love going commando! 😊
    S1885 S1885
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 13
    I am wearing hot pink, silky-soft, nylon hipster panties, and they are wonderfully comfortable under my work pants.
    LUVLYCRA LUVLYCRA
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Apr 12
    I love wearing girls panties and underwear, makes me feel so sexy! I just love being girly!! :)
    MattCD95 MattCD95
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 11
    I have tried to open communications with all the ladies on my friends list. You are all fantastic people. I can see that many of you are on singular paths. I wish all of you the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 10
    (I refer this to Christians going through TRIALS or/and TEMPTATIONS, lest a fellow wishes to wrongly counter the write-up) Dear Christians and whomever this may concern, God...
    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 10
    (I refer this to Christians going through TRIALS or/and TEMPTATIONS, lest a fellow wishes to wrongly counter the write-up) Dear Christians and whomever this may concern, God...
    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 10
    (I refer this to Christians going through TRIALS or/and TEMPTATIONS, lest a fellow wishes to wrongly counter the write-up) Dear Christians and whomever this may concern, God...
    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 10
    (I refer this to Christians going through TRIALS or/and TEMPTATIONS, lest a fellow wishes to wrongly counter the write-up) Dear Christians and whomever this may concern, God...
    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    Apr 10
    (I refer this to Christians going through TRIALS or/and TEMPTATIONS, lest a fellow wishes to wrongly counter the write-up) Dear Christians and whomever this may concern, God...
    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    Apr 10
    My younger brother had one of his anger bursts again today when my mother was talking to him and said something that got onto his nerves. He's 22 and is tall and strong. When he...
    Letmebee Letmebee
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Apr 10
    Where is everyone going now that EP is closing? Any similar sites?
    kinkgal kinkgal
    18-21, F
    13 Responses Apr 9
    I made a Google plus group if anyone wants to join for when this site goes dark. https://plus.google.com/communities/105616629529781994021
    typhoidmary typhoidmary
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 9
    I have a friend on here that is in a very abusive situation with her husband and family. I realized about a week or so ago that her account here was deleted and just thought she...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    Apr 9
    I wonder why some people don't get that the war against Islamic terrorism is not the same as being at war with a country. Terrorism, by its nature, is carried out by little local...
    HarryDemon HarryDemon
    51-55, M
    Apr 8
    I do wonder, sometimes. Not because I worry what they think of me, but because I show different people different facets of myself. Do I appear as simple as I portray myself to be...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    There goes everything... All the feelings, All the hope, All gone... But to this I know there is something good coming from it. Something I will have to wait and find out...
    inquisitiveDamen17 inquisitiveDamen17
    16-17, M
    Apr 6
    For the past couple years I've gotten really lazy about wearing underwear that i only do it now when its my time of the month. And I absolutely love it, it makes me feel really...
    cuttie98 cuttie98
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    I feel like as time goes by, I no longer want to speak to anyone and I keep to myself. I have always felt alone but it seems to be getting worse.
    Benchar10 Benchar10
    46-50, M
    Apr 6
    See below where Allie doesn't go!
    BaldRanger BaldRanger
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 5
    There isn't a day... maybe an hour even, that I don't think of you. I miss you. I wonder if you're doing okay. Are you still out there somewhere? Or have you completely left? I...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 5
    Love to wear plastic panties all day most days. The cuter the better
    babybearjean babybearjean
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 5
    I used to call him silly billy, his name was billy lol. I met him online before I met my hubby and I wonder about him sometimes. He stopped talking to me over the phone for like a...
    XcookiexbakerXx XcookiexbakerXx
    22-25, F
    Apr 5
    It's hard sometimes to let go of the things we love. Maybe it's not so hard. If love is the way we show that we don't mind giving things up than this should be easy. Regardless of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 5
    It has taken 37 ssri none worked I began cymbalta 6 months ago depression very low pain barely noticeable but I have a choice to use a C2 fur break through pain I have been...
    Vocevaiver123 Vocevaiver123
    46-50, F
    Apr 4
    If anyone want to stay in contact with me thru of site . Message me
    Boobslover49 Boobslover49
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 3
    This is my first time I'm posting on something like this and I need all the help I can get to see where my friend is coming from and whether or not I'm in the right or the wrong. I...
    samantha924 samantha924
    16-17, F
    Apr 3
    so here we go people i wonder who can make me tinkle this turquoise cotton bikini not much dont wanna get caught
    peeingbikini peeingbikini
    22-25, T
    Apr 2
    I peed in my underwear last night
    wellies2000 wellies2000
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 2
    In the Grand Hotel in Stavanger, Norway, there lives a gremlin that subsists on hotel guests' socks. He is the granddaddy of all sock-stealing gremlins. Mostly these gremlins live...
    tyrihans45 tyrihans45
    70+, M
    2 Responses Apr 2
    Some people are under the impression that they are the center of the universe. There's a lot of people who have allowed themselves to live in a world where anytime they make a...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed
    31-35, M
    Apr 1
    I am sick of wearing underwears I didn't wear it cuz it make me uncomfortable
    Xavier10john Xavier10john
    18-21, M
    Apr 1
    Ok so I sometimes have trouble holding in my pee and well one time I was at home and needed to pee but I was being lazy and I didn't really need to go so I waited.a few hours later...
    Unknowncatxox Unknowncatxox
    13-15, F
    Apr 1
More Stories