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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    I blinked. I look at my daughter in her last year of high school. She's beautiful. She's charming. And I see the pudgy hands of a toddler held up to me to wipe off if she got them...
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    I do worry about generations to come, I mean this generation is almost ****** of not already! But we Atleast have some logic for where are priorities lie. #needs #wants...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 24

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    2 socks in, 1 sock out... You know what I mean? How? Where? Why? 😨
    friendlygent friendlygent 26-30, M Nov 29

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    so this fall I met this guy, he's smart, he's tall, he's funny, he seems to have got it all under control.. He makes me laugh and smile and feel great and recently I've found out...
    Ennah Ennah 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Socks (and car keys, and also sometimes the t.v. remote) enter and exit alternate dimensions at will. They are proof positive of alternate universes. This is how keys can exit this...
    thelioninwinter thelioninwinter 46-50, F 5 Responses Nov 30

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    When I had ferrets they dragged off my friend's sock. That was 9 years ago...still haven found it.
    TransmutedHeart TransmutedHeart 18-21, F Dec 1

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    Socks Go To Narnia: http://youtu.be/HJ-Z2aq-UR8
    thesubtwin thesubtwin 26-30, T Dec 6

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    Where am I from and why am I here? I am not of Earth! I am 35 years old and for as long as I can remember, I've always felt very alien, different and like I don’t belong on Earth...
    StarChild79 StarChild79 31-35, M Dec 6

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    Not morbid. Just wonder where my dead friends relatives are. Factor out God. People die. Then what ??!! The greatest question ever !! Maybe some day someone will "come back...
    JoshM1974 JoshM1974 36-40, M Dec 3

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    i wonder where the old me went have for a long time yet ive come to realize you killed the old me
    ifeelempty83 ifeelempty83 31-35, F Dec 6

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    I wonder this all the time!!! every day
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I've reached the age where all of my close friends are getting married one by one... And here I am. Completely single with no potential love interests. I don't have many...
    amazingcuzitis amazingcuzitis 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have stolen underwear from the laundrymat, the Y's locker room, from buddies laundry hamper. One time I stole the underwear from my kids camp counselor's suitcase.
    stubbywesatyahoodotcom stubbywesatyahoodotcom 46-50, M 12 hrs ago

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    love wearing my supergirl underwear. ..makes my day fun!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    So with the number of trolls on Experience Project growing larger and their infamy becoming bigger, I thought I'd type up a list of known trolls and a brief description of them...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I just want to start off by saying that I am a straight male. I have struggled to find a comfortable brand/style/fabric of men's underwear for many years. I have even bought some...
    Fire6706 Fire6706 26-30, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    It actually relates to myself. I have actually ate Human.. all of them I have found, whose house may have a hole for that yellow Poisionus snake to hide. or seek shelter. I made...
    mrrahman04 mrrahman04 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    I don't know where to start this off, but I'll just first say that I can't do anything remarkable. I'm not special. I'm not good at anything. I'm just ordinary. I try so hard to...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    NEED ADVICE. I was really close to my English professor when I took a course with him in summer so when the course finished I emailed him just to update him about getting a...
    psychedelicblues psychedelicblues 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    I FIND THAT I LOVE TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER, BECAUSE I FEEL UNACCUSTOMED TO PEACE... I HAVE HATED MYSELF ALL MY LIFE, I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP... WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG, I DO NOT...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    dont women like to wear ladies underwear... where are the females and there experiances??
    fseanb fseanb 36-40, M Dec 12

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    Grew up wearing my sisters underwear, would rush home before she got home so I could sneak into her room grab a pair of her underwear and slip them on. Was always so exciting...
    pantiescouple pantiescouple 26-30 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Oh what I would do to this man!! lol We got the afternoon You got this room for two One thing I've left to do Discover me Discovering you One mile to every inch of Your skin like...
    MyDearWatson1 MyDearWatson1 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I love n love to n wearing brief nylon panties i've been wrearing them since 1972 my mon got me onto it they r great n wonderful n i have great memories of the past n some that...
    howard1945 howard1945 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Well I just got these in the mail today and they feel amazing I'm wearing a pair of orange satin bikini brief style underwear for men.they are the most comfortable underwear I have...
    nickyc37 nickyc37 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 25

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    I always get distracted in the underwear isle because of those pictures on the underwear packages.
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I know most girl don’t like guys wearing their underwear for more than a day but have you ever discovered any that like it? I have and my most recent was a friend’s wife...
    mkblain mkblain 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    We'll I've never worn a kilt, but I'll bet its a lot if fun. It sounds comfy too? Do most guys wear nothing under them or just thong underwear?
    bangboy77 bangboy77 36-40, M 3 Responses Nov 25

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    sc99ri sc99ri 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    Today I'm wearing black microfibre knickers from La Senza, so soft and wonderful to wear :)
    SissyLisaTG SissyLisaTG 26-30, T 4 Responses Dec 8

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    i love being in my underwear all the time literally
    virgintity virgintity 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 28

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    Yesterday i was chatting to one of my ep friends in America. Somehow the conversation got on to how he sometimes doesn't wear underwear. He was explaining thw feeling of no...
    kellywedgieknickers kellywedgieknickers 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    Some people on here are so brave and confident. They take full selfies of themselves in their underwear and share them with the world. I've seen some really nice photos on here...
    kellywedgieknickers kellywedgieknickers 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 3

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    Yes I am and have been underwear free for many years now. I especially like this on members of the fairer gender and especially if I am able to be a voyeur - but this has not...
    willylover1 willylover1 61-65, M 5 days ago

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    I've been wearing female knickers for about 5 years - Simply for comfort. Since I was a kid I have always liked my bits kept tucked up. I used to regularly "rearrange" things to...
    inoddplaces inoddplaces 41-45, M 4 days ago

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