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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    BeckyRomero BeckyRomero 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I hate wearing underwear because of the way it feels. It's too tight and close to my skin for my liking, it's irritable. I wear men's briefs or boxers sometimes, but I hate...
    JustAnAverageGirlxx JustAnAverageGirlxx 18-21, F 9 Responses 1 day ago

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    I slept at my cousins house last night and told me I can stay in his sisters old. So I did. When I woke up this morning I was wondering if she still had panties in her droor. I...
    bbourgeois bbourgeois 22-25, M 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    Dear God, Where are you? I need you now. I am so broken. I need a break. Cut me some slack. Show me some love Sincerely
    madhomemaker madhomemaker 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I had to because I had outgrown all of my own underwear and mum said I had to wear my sisters cast off underwear as she could not afford to keep buying them as I was growing so...
    homesparky homesparky 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Feeling Nostalgic and listening to musical melodies of Heaven Falls hard, I remember feeling just like this then walking into her place of employment I paid for my Food and...
    rainyraven rainyraven 31-35, T 4 days ago

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    I love being in my underwear. I'm 44, I can walk around the house in my underwear anytime I want. Right now, I'm wearing a light grey Washington Redskins T-shirt and my size 11...
    JamieCarlin44 JamieCarlin44 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I love wearing underwear, especially when they're under my dress. And again, I only wear dresses. Most of mine are white and no thongs. That is the only clothing I put on one leg...
    JamieCarlin44 JamieCarlin44 41-45, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Okay, so this is a little out of my comfort zone sharing this but not too long ago I was watching this show with my nephew, and there was this little boy that claimed to "pee his...
    JosephArmstrong JosephArmstrong 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I wonder what goes through everyone's minds here when they read my stories or look at the groups I'm in. I wonder what first impression I give. Most people see one thing they like...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I've always wondered what my future will be like. I wonder if I'll learn from all my mistakes. It's probably silly, but I write a lot. They're sort of journal entries, I suppose...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I had been having a very rough time in the weeks leading up to that day. I was still recovering from my break up with the high school girlfriend but I also moved on enough to...
    oncemoreuntothebreech oncemoreuntothebreech 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    We all going to die one day… Why do we act as if we will live forever? Forever make love? Forever stay young and strong? Is there an infinite amount of chances to try again and...
    QueenMargot QueenMargot 36-40, F a week ago

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    I am a mid-20 year old man that loves to wear boy's underwear, mainly briefs, but sometimes boxer-briefs as well. Because I am on the smaller side (5'6", 115lbs, 27" waist), I can...
    arufener arufener 26-30, M a week ago

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    About a week ago I was sitting in my carport smoking a cigarette. A man walked up from behind my storage shed. This man was african american, in his 40's (I'm assuming), using...
    ShivaBrainard ShivaBrainard 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    It's not so much where they go, but why is it that one goes and leaves its partner behind!?
    mrcheeky mrcheeky 31-35, M Jun 27

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    Maybe there's some kind of a vortex inside a dryer and our socks go to a planet where one legged extraterrestrials are in a huge sock drought...lol
    Elalala Elalala 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 27

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    Socks and headbands hope you are happy with wherever you disappear to lol
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    I mostly go barefoot or shoes with no socks but when I wear trainers or in the winter I can never find a pair!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Socks are the larval form of wire coat hangers. Next time a sock disappears look in the closet and you'll see another hanger
    everymann everymann 31-35, M Jun 25

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    Hi. I'm looking for a girl who wants to trade our underwear pictures.
    imaguynotgirl imaguynotgirl 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 23

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    I love wearing jocks for underwear. I started doing it in high school on game days but a couple of my friends liked having me in them so they had me start wearing them all the time...
    kron811 kron811 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 22

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    IT IS VERY NICE AND ALL BUT,... HOW DO YOU DO IT? And I am speaking about dating here, which happens to be on my list of New Year´s resolutions. Yes, I want to give it a try...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Jun 22

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    It's gotta be the Sock Goblins, I swear.
    Calem545 Calem545 22-25, T 1 Response Jun 22

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    I have noticed a large number of views and a modest number of comments. I wonder if the commenters save the photos? I do wonder where my body and that of my wife are located, as...
    samueltyler samueltyler 66-70, M 3 Responses Jun 22

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    When inward 12 and my sister was 10, our mom quit buying us pull ups. We used up the rest of the ones left and then we were out. The first day that we had no pull ups we were...
    purplebutterfly42 purplebutterfly42 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 21

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    YO QUIERO TACO BELL ........ REALLY ? I was reading some comments on Spanish food the other day and this is what I posted because I find it amusing to see how people mistakenly...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    Today i'm going to write about another day. A past day like I used to write about when i lived in Chicago. I havnt written about a memory in Cali yet so here it goes... I woke up...
    Fidge3 Fidge3 22-25, F Jun 21

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    Looking at the age group listed by my username and it's surreal. I swear I was in just in my 20s a while ago. Wtf? Lol where does the time go?
    Luchs Luchs 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 20

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