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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 56 People

    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 15 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    I think forgoing underwear in all forms is beautiful. I found this story online about a girl going bra and pantiless to her college class. It referred this site. I can't find the...
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    I always wear underwear under my dress or skirt. Obviously, because I only wear dresses & skirts. I own a total of 19 pairs of underwear (all white, no thongs). 12 cotton, 6 nylon...
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    Its crossed my mind more than once about how fast time really goes.
    Noology19 Noology19 26-30 1 day ago

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    I was in my 3rd year of high school and I really wanted some more thongs lol. So I cut up all my non-thong underwear and threw them away. I told my mom I was out of underwear, so...
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    There's dirty underwear then there's my underwear I haven't washed or changed them in 9 years
    girlwithallsortsoffetishes girlwithallsortsoffetishes 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    Haha so today to be brutally honest I had a few beers and I was sitting on the couch alone at home, well I had to go pee but I really didn't quite feel like going all the way down...
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    This is kinda past being embarrassing, but my progress from diapers to ordinary underwear was slow when I was a kid and included a intermediate stage when I wore plastic backed...
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    You were so wonderful to me. Why? You were my morning sunshine and my evening star. Hard to live without you. Did you show me love just to take it away and hurt me. Please don...
    Aagatha Aagatha 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    woW.. .
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    I had a great pee experience this morning. It was one of the few times I have dared to actually do it outside. When I woke up in grabbed a pile of dirty clothes to put in the wash...
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    I love wearing white underwear. Considering I'm a Size 12. I wear Fruit of The Loom Fit For Me cotton white briefs I just bought a 6-pack of those white underwear the other night...
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    I've been strong for so long, I can't remember what it's like to not HAVE to be. For once I want to be able to freely give and receive love without ever feeling that it's only...
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    Yes I lose socks and I live alone so there's only my socks to loose!! So now I do up my dirty socks and throw them in the wash I always find them!! Hate buying new socks too so I...
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