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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    favestril favestril 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Last so my ***** wife on Wednesday night she went out I think to work 7.30 Thursday morning don't know where she go Her kids don't know where she is.
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    Missing socks is like going to a high school reunion where everyone is divorced..
    Zanezanezane Zanezanezane 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm just beginning to doubt on God where is he
    ZghSarah ZghSarah 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Im not afraid to die. I don't even care if I die, I just want to know what happens next?
    RestlessDream RestlessDream 13-15, F 5 Responses Apr 6

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    I used to be terrified of dying. I was always cautious with everything I did. then ii attempted suicide. it's not like I wanted to die I just couldn't take it anymore.
    Ang012685 Ang012685 26-30, F Apr 7

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    I did laundry yesterday....I have 12 single black socks that lost their dates...it's like an awkward high school dance here...
    tornsin tornsin 31-35, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I really do, I think there are wormholes not just in outer space but in every home built before 2013, why 2013 u ask? Well I just made that up u see, cuz if I don't make light of...
    Demosteen Demosteen 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I wonder if anyone ever goes to my profile and reads my experiences. It doesn't seem like anyone does at all :P But i'm still gonna post stuff even if i'm not going to be getting...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I wonder if all my issues now come from not forwarding that chain letter 10 years ago...
    izzypie izzypie 36-40, F 10 Responses Apr 5

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    All i want is to feel love every where all the time.
    Aaaashton Aaaashton 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I never wear underwear even to office unless its those days of the month where in u need to wear them.It's the same with bras only wear em if the situation demands.Going commando...
    nudemom nudemom 31-35, F 8 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    My life has been pretty tough, but I keep a positive outlook, determined to have a good rest of my life. My parents divorced when I was 2. While I was lucky that they put us kids...
    ashtonmallory ashtonmallory 18-21, F 6 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I only wear underwear when it is really cold or in special situations. Otherwise I am either naked or don't wear underwear. Even when I wear skirts on a windy day. I just love a...
    CindyNude CindyNude 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Check out my album of my underwear shots <3 http://imgur.com/a/AnCgu#0 also send me a message I like to chat :)
    kingcon12 kingcon12 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

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    Check out my album of my underwear shots <3 http://imgur.com/a/AnCgu#0 also send me a message I like to chat :)
    kingcon12 kingcon12 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

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    Not in a doomy gloomy way, I just wonder what's the point in it all. I worked before I left school delivering milk then worked in a hardware shop, then left school at sixteen and...
    dustydaisy dustydaisy 51-55, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I'm 20 years married to a very nice guy. He has always let me do/have whatever I wanted. But I call him my man child because he has a short attention span and dances through life...
    LostInTheWorld123 LostInTheWorld123 41-45, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I've often wondered what it would be like if everyone was naked. One thing is for certain; those people who already enjoy being naked will have a monumental head start compared to...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    When my family first moved to America we were very poor. My mom sent me and my brother out to the Laundry Mat to wash all of our clothes. We alway had to take off our clothes we...
    Utuve1000 Utuve1000 36-40, M Apr 5

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    I am getting to point where I don't like underwear any more what good to have underwear if you can't use them, i am just not liking them
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    There are times where I wish that I could be naked all the time. But because I know that most of American society frowns upon it outside of my home, I simply work around that by...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Gosh where to begin...I was raised in a house horrors...sexual anuse, physical and emotiona abuse...I grow up promising myself not to repeat the cycle. I marry a man who turned...
    deroH deroH 46-50, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    People add me often and I wonder why. I am just your typical open minded, wrestling lesbian who loves to dominate other women. Nothing special.
    DonnaDomm DonnaDomm 26-30, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I have not worn underwear for many years .I hate it and don't understand how anyone can be comfortable in underwear . I hate clothes and its bad enough having to wear clothes...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    The problem is I have to wear them when the kids are home or awake. When I know the coast is clear me and mark ***** down. Lol I won't say what mark goes for first
    youreallywanttoknow youreallywanttoknow 26-30, F 7 Responses Apr 16

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    I was in history, yesterday, sitting with my friends Danielle and Marcella at the end of class. Everyone yesterday was just in a bad mood.. I'll post a story about that after I...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    The Qur'an: Qur'an (4:89) - "They wish that you should disbelieve as they disbelieve, and then you would be equal; therefore take not to yourselves friends of them, until they...
    rubyredrascal rubyredrascal 36-40, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I love not wearing underwear anywhere and everywhere except at work. It is a huge fine being caught without any underwear on. At home and at other places I love going commando...
    maryannelamb maryannelamb 46-50, F 14 Responses Apr 1

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    IamnotCharlieSheen IamnotCharlieSheen 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Underwear is just another piece of unnecessary clothing. If I have to wear clothes I wear as little as possible. Underwear is very uncomfortable and I always had to adjust myself.
    Nakedtoday Nakedtoday 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 9

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    Made My Mark I am not scared of dieing ,but often wonder if I will be remembered when I am gone .I havnt done anything exciting in my life for which I will be remembered .I have...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 11

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