I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael
    46-50, M
    Sep 30, 2010

    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 20, 2011

    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    15 Responses Oct 28, 2009

    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U
    46-50, F
    Oct 26, 2009
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