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I Wonder Where All Of My Underwear Goes

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    Thieving Crouch Eaters!

    I know where my underwear goes, but I can't seem to catch them in the act.  My dogs take them.  Whenever I finally find my undies (lace thongs), the crouch is all eaten out of them and they can't even be used as a slingshot by the time they get threw with them. I found...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F Oct 26, 2009

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    My Underwear

    My dog has something when it comes to my undies.  I guess, she likes the smell of it or my smell, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2011

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    Oh Wait...

    Lemme check...Yeah... yeah...Never mind, it's in my crack.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I Have Solved It!!!!

    I really really did!!!  I mean we ALL lose some to the creepy men that are out there.. Ewww Yes... BUT.. Wait!! There are Little Underpants Gnomes that Dwell in our houses and ONLY venture out when EVERYONE in the house is sleeping.. (is on some funky drugs or has been awake...
    BlueHaze09 BlueHaze09 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

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    Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

    I am running out of socks and underwear. I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear? My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it. Use it and lose it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    *glares Suspiciously*

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS TAKIGN THEM. seriously i am losing underwear for some reason and i will find who is responsible. i'm willing to bet its someone on here and trust me i will find who..... unless you return them i will get my revenge
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 13 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    How To Find The Thief!

    I have two methods, the first, call a family meeting, sit all members of the household down and go through the 10 commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal look for the person who looks red faced! Of course, you may just remember where you left them when you get to thou...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20, 2011

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    It Is A Mystery

    I am beginning to think they fall out of the lingerie bag and the washing machine eats them.  I have so many great lacy panties but over the last few weeks I have lost at least a dozen of them.  HMMMM it is a mystery but I think either my dog is getting them out of the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 28, 2009

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    I Know Where All Mine Went

    Mine went in the trash where they belong many years ago. I can't stand underwear so I gladly quit wearing them!
    1962michael 1962michael 46-50, M Sep 30, 2010

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    A close friend of mine just told me that she thinks it is weird that my family walks around the house in our under wear at times. I thought she was joking at first but she was...
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    for real though... does the washing machine eat them or hoard them to create their own bed of sort?! lol! It just doesn't not make any sense
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    So I was trying on clothes at the mall and I had the urge to pee really bad, the bathroom was to far away from where I was and I couldn't hold it anymore so I peed in my panties...
    PlurLightQueen PlurLightQueen 18-21, T 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    The world may never know...
    GlitterFawn18 GlitterFawn18 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Along with bobby pins and hair ties...
    sunuii sunuii 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    now that I actually think about it that's a good point. nice ones I had I wore two high schools and ever since then I've gone barefoot
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Do we lose other things as often, but just don't notice because they don't come in pairs to remind us?
    sunshinnesf sunshinnesf 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    P.s if anyone finds my superman sock let me know thx 😂
    dezzduran dezzduran 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Do socks run away? Or do they have a sock convention that no one knows about ! I need to know
    dezzduran dezzduran 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    o never have the same pair of socks so i always put two different on and sometimes it is really crazy when you have a white on the left and a pink sock on the right foot
    LaurenMalik LaurenMalik 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Not actually always matching.........but let's say coordinated. I try to match things up by style or type a bit or if I am wearing sponge bob boyshorts then a matching type of cami...
    OakleysWorld OakleysWorld 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    in someone elses closet..like grandpa who thinks only he wears socks
    apperentlyicanthavemynameagain apperentlyicanthavemynameagain 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Everytime I open my sock drawer, they're never in there. It's probably in the minefield of clothes that is my bedroom.
    HarleyQuinn1995 HarleyQuinn1995 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    The Bermuda Triangle, I guess.
    Spidey0 Spidey0 26-30 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Seriously I think my washer must be a gateway to some mysterious land. Where in the world do my socks keep going??
    StarDragonWitch StarDragonWitch 18-21, F 15 Responses 6 days ago

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    Another sock lost to the sock monster Damn you sock monster give me back my socks.
    lilacadventures lilacadventures 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    And sometimes I wonder..... 
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I do not hate them, but I always prefer to around without them. I'm a pretty shy person in front of people I know and who know me. So whenever I'm in my room, I take my underwear...
    fantasiesdreamsofaguy fantasiesdreamsofaguy 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I am addicted to mens underwear. i live for it. i love wearing my own underwear. i love going out to buy new underwear. i love wearing used underwear from guys from school, from my...
    jjvelasco2 jjvelasco2 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    Today my friend Olivia came to my house to hang out and watch a movie. She knew about me and my sister's bedwetting and understood completely that we couldn't control it. 9:30...
    Lillygirl988 Lillygirl988 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 16

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    i feel like its really time to focus on myself and goals.i've been having a hard time really getting things done these 2 months...but i'm getting my drive back now,this is really...
    thatalexchick thatalexchick 22-25, F Jul 16

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    I do hate underwear I am forced to wear underwear because my parents are not so much exposed. But whenever they were not at home I use to pull my undies an throw it one side and...
    Xavier10john Xavier10john 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I was in a relationship where both of us were married. I ended it almost 2 months ago after his wife found out. I also decided at that time to tell my husband, as the guilt ate...
    meok12 meok12 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Okay, so, today (well, yesterday) I only went out to one class, spend most of the day in a towel before then (working in my home-office-area), but for class, I didn't wear any...
    Taurusedi Taurusedi 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I don't wear underwear most days. I don't because it feels great, especially in this heat. No one knows unless I tell them, so there is nothing wrong with it. I hate the way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 14

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    I have been wearing ladies panties for many years. I have a special pair that I wear to Dr's appointments that don't have a feminine look to them and so far none of them have said...
    judyjean judyjean 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I never wear underwear at all not under dresses skirts pants shorts none at all
    starryeyes2008 starryeyes2008 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 14

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    I just love the feel of women's panties as they are so comfortable. They are so much cooler as compared to men's. I am wondering if women could find this attractive? I just can't...
    1993fire 1993fire 36-40, M Jul 12

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    That idea I sometimes have. It is not that I have any bad reputation around here, but niether any good. Already actually nobody really knows me here anyway. And I know only a few...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Jul 9

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