Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Wonder Where Is My Knight In Shining Armour

i wish someone would come rescue me 100 People

    shell999 shell999 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Dude, I'm Serious.

    What's taking you so long? This is the perfect time for you to show up and be all like 'O HAI! I'm here to save you and stuff!'. Really. I'd appreciate it. You need to hurry the **** up, I'm getting impatient sitting here. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Let's get this show on the...
    JigsawLo JigsawLo 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 9, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    There Once Was a Boy...

    There once was a boy, and his name was Dessie and boy did he amaze me. Everytime I saw him I just wanted to stare at his every move. His moves were graceful and beautiful and always made me smile. No matter what he was doing, from cutting a slice of cake, to talking to someone...
    libbylou libbylou 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 19, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Where Is My Kisa

    My KiSA is currently sleeping in the bedroom, I think I have found the one who makes me happy and always seems to rescue me even from myself.
    evilkittymew evilkittymew 36-40, F Mar 15, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Know Where Mine Is............

    He got hit by a truck while on his way to save another damsel in distress that was prettier than me............ Should have stuck with me big boy... You'd still be alive if you had (I was in the opposite direction as the truck). Mahahahahahaha!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 12, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Hmmm

    I'm still waiting for that man.............................
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My Knight

    I am sorry to I have to leave this group, but, well, I found him!
    chaoticsoul chaoticsoul 41-45, F Feb 27, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am Looking In the Rearview Mirror For Him...

    A knight in shining armor is someone you trust, somebody you can talk to, and somebody that is always there for you.  A knight in shining armor is generous and fair, some say chivalrous, but can’t we all be a knight in shining armor to others in our lives?  Can...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 15, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    He Must Be Out There Somewhere

    It's not that I'm impatient for the right guy to show up and it's not that I want him to appear in my lap all of a sudden. It's just really hard to wait because I've felt like I want to know who that person is now and me to find him sooner rather than later. Is anything wrong...
    MysticBrunette MysticBrunette 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My Native Bride....the Wilderness Is Your Home.....

    I am a mountain man (Knight) and you whereever you may be (My princess) we were meant to be together...next spring I travel across the mountains to find you....The Chilcotins of British Columbia...my path has been set....my direction clear...in this vast pristine wilderness...you...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Wonder

    I think I never meant to have one, but I am the knight in Armour, not shining! for my friends. For me, it was never meant to be. When you are strong and can take care of yourself, you have people looking up to you, not protecting you. Sometimes it gets lonely, but mostly really...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 16, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Rescue Me From Me.....

    From my open minded perspective knights in shining armor can take the form of either gender, any color or age group, and all nationalities. I ask for no monetary gain, no generous retirement policies, don't really care about looks because it's always the shape of the heart that...
    leachera leachera 51-55, T Nov 21, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Don't Think He Exists

    I'm here!  I've never gone anywhere.  I should be easy to find.  I have been waiting so long.  I am getting disillusioned.  But, still I will wait. 
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 19 Responses Jun 8, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am On A Quest.

    I keep wandering around the realm. On my horse, always at the helm. Looking for my lady. And all I find is dragons called O'Grady. Dragons who spit fire. Who makes me want to retire. Dragons who stamp their feet. Its anything but sweet. And that leaves my armour rather...
    SirPhoenix SirPhoenix 41-45, M 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Keep Thinking I Have Found Him

    over and over and over then.... he turns out to be a jester, a fool
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 22, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Don't Think I'll Ever Meet Him

    I'm over 40 years old and don't have much experience with real dating. I'm not picky but I am selective.  I have to say that I was more picky in the past but it was mainly because of a stupid religion that I followed.  I am still wise and selective and I'm not...
    Purehope Purehope 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Special Message From A Knight In Shinning Armor To His Princess (whoever And Wherever She May Be)

    I'm looking to be someone's Knight in Shinning Armor. But not just to anyone, only that one special lady will do. And to that one special lady, my princess, I have a special message that is exclusively for you: I've been searching for you as much as you have been searching...
    social02 social02 26-30, M 36 Responses Dec 15, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Well. . .

    He most likely realized he was gay and is now making out the hot vampire I always fantasized about.  Stupid knight, that vampire was supposed to be mine!
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly 22-25, F Mar 15, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Damsel In Distress.

    Oh Knight where are you?  I have been waiting very long to be rescued now and you simply haven't arrived.  Seeing you would be like feeling my blood set to flames.  I've needed you in the past as well and had to come to my own rescue.  Did I overlook you because I was too...
    Sparks541 Sparks541 22-25 May 18, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Few Questions

    Lately I've been compulsively looking at my wrist only to remember that I don't wear a watch. Does the Knight in Shining Armour have a timetable? I am sure I must have lost my copy a long time ago, since I always seem to miss him, our paths never cross! Do they go along the...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 9 Responses Jun 5, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I found mine. But every other damsel wanted him.

    One got him for a while while I wasn't paying enough attention and I've been so jealous and scared ever since now I've driven him away. He says he can't return. I hope he will. I know there another damsel waiting for him being a 'good friend' until she gets her claws in I...
    Sunrise13 Sunrise13 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 21

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Need to Be Saved?

    lots of stories and legends have knights in armour coming to the rescue of princesses, maidens, damsels in distress and misfortunate towns folk. wether historical or myth knights in shining armour save the day and make everthing ok. i want to be saved, i want someone to come...
    redgone redgone 31-35, M 9 Responses Apr 10, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am Your Lady And You Are Late!

    To my dear knight in shinning armor, You know I loved you long before I met you.  I adore you with all that I am.  We meant to be together forever as soul mates.  God created us that way, I have a mark in my soul that says so...is the one mark that complements yours.  Also...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 7, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Meaning literally...I wonder where he is? 😊
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well I'll be going to work right now... But I really don't want to go. :/ Haha typical story of my life.
    greeksterman greeksterman 18-21, M Oct 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I loved you but why you never understand my feelings. Why u was so selfish. I always have time for you and your family but you always abused my family :(
    redbricks redbricks 18-21, M Nov 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    was a boy once, with faraway eyes and a hero's heart, bold yet afraid, knowing nothing but hope, loving all, even enemies. a romance of eyes and storms, weapons and wiles, empires...
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I blinked. I look at my daughter in her last year of high school. She's beautiful. She's charming. And I see the pudgy hands of a toddler held up to me to wipe off if she got them...
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Been feeling very lonely these days when it gets cold out I don't know I just want someone to lay near and cuddle with and my pillows just aren't cutting it for me I sit here all...
    monica0215 monica0215 51-55, F 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I just disappeared from this site never to speak to anyone. I mean anyone again. What would happen? Would anyone wonder where i had gone? Would they try to see if they could get a...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am definitely not where I wanted to be at my age. Ive had 2 broken relationships and I feel like a few years of my life have been eaten away by scum. I wonder where I would be...
    tan54321 tan54321 31-35, F 11 Responses Oct 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an asshat in tin foil.
    Skittles2587 Skittles2587 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Charles asked me to go shopping with him. A lot of it was to see where I would like to have charge accounts. A woman always needs new lingerie! We found several shops I liked open...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Starting yesterday. I swore to myself, i will no longer seek company from women. I lost my mom around age of two. I know this is the root of my issues. I just want to hear what i...
    NarratorAkaTylerDurden NarratorAkaTylerDurden 31-35, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Where would my pals be. Or my last two lovers. Had i not gone to the er. Had that orderly not schooled a nurse. Had the nurse not told the doctor. They were sending...
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Oct 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Due you know why the rain drops descend, The clouds break form and fall, Why the due drop unlocks from the grasp of the offshoots And break a million rainbows before the cusp of...
    xtaldart xtaldart 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am an overweight nerd in a world where neither of those things is socially acceptable. I wonder if anyone sees past the societal disgust. I wonder if people can accept me. Will I...
    nommygummybears nommygummybears 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Since my very first breath on this world... I have always thought I was meant to do something BIG! I have always felt like there is some kind of magnetic field pulling me in. I've...
    MKM18 MKM18 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    5) This wonderful 'aina where I was born and raised: O'ahu 4) There's no place like HOME, filled with FAMILY that loves me regardless. <3 3) Friends that loves me through my...
    deelirious deelirious 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So I have a crush on the Vice President of the school ( no offense but he's not that smart) and he has a girlfriend. To be honest she's kind she's not ugly but not pretty either...
    Ranran123 Ranran123 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Usually I am a very kind and gentle person when I am not drinking. I have had issues with my bf of 1.5 years where whenever I drink I get so angry and cannot control it. This has...
    relw3841 relw3841 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm sorry, the autocorrect has miswritten the word I wanted here, it should be 'where'. I bought some patches to try to give up smoking. I don't smoke many but even four a day is...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have this unnerving feeling that everyone on EP is a serial killer or murderer. When people ask me where I'm from, I get paranoid. O_o
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been soooo sick since yesterday. I still am but not as bad. Ive watched my husband wait on me hand and foot. Ive seen him kiss and hold me during all this. Was there...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm not gonna lie, my life especially through my early teens, was all about me. I mean, I would still listen and behave to a reasonable social standing. But I would do everything...
    GWSandwich GWSandwich 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My kids' dad works 40 hours a week while I struggle with 3 kids all week at home. He gets home and rages at me because I asked him to change 1 diaper, claiming he works so hard...
    terriblylonely3 terriblylonely3 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I just don't get it, why people have to be rude about person, things, and" whatever" reason is. It doesn't matter where I go,or read online and it always rude comment. If they don...
    colonaileen colonaileen 26-30, F 5 Responses Oct 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a high school student. I'm a junior and I've seen a lot in my life. Its a long complicated story. As a child I had to grow up quickly in my household. My brother always told me...
    Hiddenshadow88 Hiddenshadow88 16-17, M Oct 25

    Your Response

    Cancel