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I Wonder Where Is My Knight In Shining Armour

i wish someone would come rescue me 123 People

    A Damsel In Distress.

    Oh Knight where are you?  I have been waiting very long to be rescued now and you simply haven't arrived.  Seeing you would be like feeling my blood set to flames.  I've needed you in the past as well and had to come to my own rescue.  Did I overlook you because I was too...
    Sparks541 Sparks541 22-25 May 18, 2011

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    My Native Bride....the Wilderness Is Your Home.....

    I am a mountain man (Knight) and you whereever you may be (My princess) we were meant to be together...next spring I travel across the mountains to find you....The Chilcotins of British Columbia...my path has been set....my direction clear...in this vast pristine wilderness...you...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

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    Well. . .

    He most likely realized he was gay and is now making out the hot vampire I always fantasized about.  Stupid knight, that vampire was supposed to be mine!
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly 22-25, F Mar 15, 2009

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    He Must Be Out There Somewhere

    It's not that I'm impatient for the right guy to show up and it's not that I want him to appear in my lap all of a sudden. It's just really hard to wait because I've felt like I want to know who that person is now and me to find him sooner rather than later. Is anything wrong...
    MysticBrunette MysticBrunette 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2008

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    Hmmm

    I'm still waiting for that man.............................
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    I Don't Think He Exists

    I'm here!  I've never gone anywhere.  I should be easy to find.  I have been waiting so long.  I am getting disillusioned.  But, still I will wait. 
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 19 Responses Jun 8, 2008

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    My Knight

    I am sorry to I have to leave this group, but, well, I found him!
    chaoticsoul chaoticsoul 41-45, F Feb 27, 2013

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    Need to Be Saved?

    lots of stories and legends have knights in armour coming to the rescue of princesses, maidens, damsels in distress and misfortunate towns folk. wether historical or myth knights in shining armour save the day and make everthing ok. i want to be saved, i want someone to come...
    redgone redgone 31-35, M 9 Responses Apr 10, 2008

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    There Once Was a Boy...

    There once was a boy, and his name was Dessie and boy did he amaze me. Everytime I saw him I just wanted to stare at his every move. His moves were graceful and beautiful and always made me smile. No matter what he was doing, from cutting a slice of cake, to talking to someone...
    libbylou libbylou 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 19, 2008

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    I Wonder

    I think I never meant to have one, but I am the knight in Armour, not shining! for my friends. For me, it was never meant to be. When you are strong and can take care of yourself, you have people looking up to you, not protecting you. Sometimes it gets lonely, but mostly really...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 16, 2009

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    I found mine. But every other damsel wanted him.

    One got him for a while while I wasn't paying enough attention and I've been so jealous and scared ever since now I've driven him away. He says he can't return. I hope he will. I know there another damsel waiting for him being a 'good friend' until she gets her claws in I...
    Sunrise13 Sunrise13 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 21, 2014

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    I Know Where Mine Is............

    He got hit by a truck while on his way to save another damsel in distress that was prettier than me............ Should have stuck with me big boy... You'd still be alive if you had (I was in the opposite direction as the truck). Mahahahahahaha!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 12, 2009

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    I Keep Thinking I Have Found Him

    over and over and over then.... he turns out to be a jester, a fool
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 22, 2009

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    I Am Looking In the Rearview Mirror For Him...

    A knight in shining armor is someone you trust, somebody you can talk to, and somebody that is always there for you.  A knight in shining armor is generous and fair, some say chivalrous, but can’t we all be a knight in shining armor to others in our lives?  Can...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 15, 2009

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    i think he fell in the river

    and all that armor prevented him from swimming. guess i better start searching the riverbeds
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    I Am Your Lady And You Are Late!

    To my dear knight in shinning armor, You know I loved you long before I met you.  I adore you with all that I am.  We meant to be together forever as soul mates.  God created us that way, I have a mark in my soul that says so...is the one mark that complements yours.  Also...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 7, 2011

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    Dude, I'm Serious.

    What's taking you so long? This is the perfect time for you to show up and be all like 'O HAI! I'm here to save you and stuff!'. Really. I'd appreciate it. You need to hurry the **** up, I'm getting impatient sitting here. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Let's get this show on the...
    JigsawLo JigsawLo 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    shell999 shell999 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    Rescue Me From Me.....

    From my open minded perspective knights in shining armor can take the form of either gender, any color or age group, and all nationalities. I ask for no monetary gain, no generous retirement policies, don't really care about looks because it's always the shape of the heart that...
    leachera leachera 51-55, T Nov 21, 2010

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    I Don't Think I'll Ever Meet Him

    I'm over 40 years old and don't have much experience with real dating. I'm not picky but I am selective.  I have to say that I was more picky in the past but it was mainly because of a stupid religion that I followed.  I am still wise and selective and I'm not...
    Purehope Purehope 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    Where Is My Kisa

    My KiSA is currently sleeping in the bedroom, I think I have found the one who makes me happy and always seems to rescue me even from myself.
    evilkittymew evilkittymew 36-40, F Mar 15, 2009

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    I Am On A Quest.

    I keep wandering around the realm. On my horse, always at the helm. Looking for my lady. And all I find is dragons called O'Grady. Dragons who spit fire. Who makes me want to retire. Dragons who stamp their feet. Its anything but sweet. And that leaves my armour rather...
    SirPhoenix SirPhoenix 41-45, M 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    I know he's out there.

    .. Just hope I find him, or he finds me soon!
    Samadde Samadde 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    A Special Message From A Knight In Shinning Armor To His Princess (whoever And Wherever She May Be)

    I'm looking to be someone's Knight in Shinning Armor. But not just to anyone, only that one special lady will do. And to that one special lady, my princess, I have a special message that is exclusively for you: I've been searching for you as much as you have been searching...
    social02 social02 26-30, M 36 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    Few Questions

    Lately I've been compulsively looking at my wrist only to remember that I don't wear a watch. Does the Knight in Shining Armour have a timetable? I am sure I must have lost my copy a long time ago, since I always seem to miss him, our paths never cross! Do they go along the...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 9 Responses Jun 5, 2008

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    anyone else besides me that thinks there's a sock vortex some where in the world? eithr way there has to b a place where all the lost socks go.
    DML2451 DML2451 22-25, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have a pile of mismatched socks...ugh!! I don't know WHERE they go...it doesn't help that I do NOT like sorting them either...
    SunnyGrlA SunnyGrlA 36-40, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I am going to put a sock on the floor as bait, and a camera to record what happens - that should settle the issue once and for all!
    csouls csouls 31-35, M 27 mins ago

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    I will either be in jail for doing illegal things and getting caught.....or not in jail doing illegal things incognito. There is always the slight chance I will be living a normal...
    AudioTravylerRavenwolf AudioTravylerRavenwolf 13-15, F May 6

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    I've talked to 4 people here quite a bit over a few months, the last of them just left. Hmm
    James202015 James202015 18-21, M May 11

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    Hey guys and girls I am suffering with a serious lack of the a ability to show excitement in my life right now and I don't know how to fix it. Things that would normally have...
    LordTom LordTom 26-30, M a week ago

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    Somewhere in East Anglia......
    room10101 room10101 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Outside Edinburgh Scotland....
    gordie60 gordie60 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I had a dream that one of my friends died & everyone told me it was a drug overdose. She doesn't do any drugs so I kept telling everyone that couldn't be what happened to her but...
    tornadowinds tornadowinds 46-50, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have so many mix match socks it's like my dryer eats only one of the same socks
    bumblebee2393 bumblebee2393 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There are these trolls, and, they live under my bed. They take my socks and I am completely unsure of what they do with them. They have made it clear however they will never return...
    calevan9 calevan9 26-30, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    just wondering where everyone went. i think i rather burned everyone out with constant negativity. if you are in my circle and read this, let me know.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I sometimes have wondered where you've gone...
    visaforlove visaforlove 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I was in kindergarten and our teacher went outside to make a phone call and looked very worried. She came back in and made us go outside. Going outside usually meant it was recess...
    cawnbread cawnbread 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    ...........all our dreams came true? Imagine seeing flying pigs and roaring dragons, fighting Darth Vader.....And King Arthur riding with his Knights of the Round Table, holding...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    can anyone help me with what this dream (or similar ones I've been having more and more frequently) mean? they feel very real and vivid and it's starting to bother me in waking...
    crystalcakes91 crystalcakes91 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    I always wonder what would my life would have been like if I wasn't born in what seems to be my imagination. If people genuinely knew my existence and made a celebration out of it...
    deathnotefreak deathnotefreak 18-21, F 3 Responses May 4

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    Will be 50 next year and really never thought I would end up where I am now. While I do have a job and can support myself, I'm also now a double amputee, living alone and have...
    25off 25off 46-50, M 6 Responses Apr 30

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    “Think and wonder, wonder and think.” In today’s world of multimedia flooding our senses at all times, it’s important to take time to just think. Unplug a bit and ponder...
    Achillybreeze Achillybreeze 18-21 2 Responses May 1

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