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I Wonder Where Is My Knight In Shining Armour

i wish someone would come rescue me 120 People

    Well. . .

    He most likely realized he was gay and is now making out the hot vampire I always fantasized about.  Stupid knight, that vampire was supposed to be mine!
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly 22-25, F Mar 15, 2009

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    I Don't Think He Exists

    I'm here!  I've never gone anywhere.  I should be easy to find.  I have been waiting so long.  I am getting disillusioned.  But, still I will wait. 
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 19 Responses Jun 8, 2008

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    Where Is My Kisa

    My KiSA is currently sleeping in the bedroom, I think I have found the one who makes me happy and always seems to rescue me even from myself.
    evilkittymew evilkittymew 36-40, F Mar 15, 2009

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    I Wonder

    I think I never meant to have one, but I am the knight in Armour, not shining! for my friends. For me, it was never meant to be. When you are strong and can take care of yourself, you have people looking up to you, not protecting you. Sometimes it gets lonely, but mostly really...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 16, 2009

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    I know he's out there.

    .. Just hope I find him, or he finds me soon!
    Samadde Samadde 41-45, F 1 Response May 22

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    My Knight

    I am sorry to I have to leave this group, but, well, I found him!
    chaoticsoul chaoticsoul 41-45, F Feb 27, 2013

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    shell999 shell999 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    Dude, I'm Serious.

    What's taking you so long? This is the perfect time for you to show up and be all like 'O HAI! I'm here to save you and stuff!'. Really. I'd appreciate it. You need to hurry the **** up, I'm getting impatient sitting here. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Let's get this show on the...
    JigsawLo JigsawLo 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    There Once Was a Boy...

    There once was a boy, and his name was Dessie and boy did he amaze me. Everytime I saw him I just wanted to stare at his every move. His moves were graceful and beautiful and always made me smile. No matter what he was doing, from cutting a slice of cake, to talking to someone...
    libbylou libbylou 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 19, 2008

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    I Am On A Quest.

    I keep wandering around the realm. On my horse, always at the helm. Looking for my lady. And all I find is dragons called O'Grady. Dragons who spit fire. Who makes me want to retire. Dragons who stamp their feet. Its anything but sweet. And that leaves my armour rather...
    SirPhoenix SirPhoenix 41-45, M 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    I Don't Think I'll Ever Meet Him

    I'm over 40 years old and don't have much experience with real dating. I'm not picky but I am selective.  I have to say that I was more picky in the past but it was mainly because of a stupid religion that I followed.  I am still wise and selective and I'm not...
    Purehope Purehope 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    A Damsel In Distress.

    Oh Knight where are you?  I have been waiting very long to be rescued now and you simply haven't arrived.  Seeing you would be like feeling my blood set to flames.  I've needed you in the past as well and had to come to my own rescue.  Did I overlook you because I was too...
    Sparks541 Sparks541 22-25 May 18, 2011

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    I found mine. But every other damsel wanted him.

    One got him for a while while I wasn't paying enough attention and I've been so jealous and scared ever since now I've driven him away. He says he can't return. I hope he will. I know there another damsel waiting for him being a 'good friend' until she gets her claws in I...
    Sunrise13 Sunrise13 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 21, 2014

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    Hmmm

    I'm still waiting for that man.............................
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Need to Be Saved?

    lots of stories and legends have knights in armour coming to the rescue of princesses, maidens, damsels in distress and misfortunate towns folk. wether historical or myth knights in shining armour save the day and make everthing ok. i want to be saved, i want someone to come...
    redgone redgone 31-35, M 9 Responses Apr 10, 2008

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    He Must Be Out There Somewhere

    It's not that I'm impatient for the right guy to show up and it's not that I want him to appear in my lap all of a sudden. It's just really hard to wait because I've felt like I want to know who that person is now and me to find him sooner rather than later. Is anything wrong...
    MysticBrunette MysticBrunette 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2008

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    A Special Message From A Knight In Shinning Armor To His Princess (whoever And Wherever She May Be)

    I'm looking to be someone's Knight in Shinning Armor. But not just to anyone, only that one special lady will do. And to that one special lady, my princess, I have a special message that is exclusively for you: I've been searching for you as much as you have been searching...
    social02 social02 26-30, M 35 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    I Know Where Mine Is............

    He got hit by a truck while on his way to save another damsel in distress that was prettier than me............ Should have stuck with me big boy... You'd still be alive if you had (I was in the opposite direction as the truck). Mahahahahahaha!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 12, 2009

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    I Am Looking In the Rearview Mirror For Him...

    A knight in shining armor is someone you trust, somebody you can talk to, and somebody that is always there for you.  A knight in shining armor is generous and fair, some say chivalrous, but can’t we all be a knight in shining armor to others in our lives?  Can...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 15, 2009

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    I Am Your Lady And You Are Late!

    To my dear knight in shinning armor, You know I loved you long before I met you.  I adore you with all that I am.  We meant to be together forever as soul mates.  God created us that way, I have a mark in my soul that says so...is the one mark that complements yours.  Also...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 7, 2011

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    I Keep Thinking I Have Found Him

    over and over and over then.... he turns out to be a jester, a fool
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 22, 2009

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    My Native Bride....the Wilderness Is Your Home.....

    I am a mountain man (Knight) and you whereever you may be (My princess) we were meant to be together...next spring I travel across the mountains to find you....The Chilcotins of British Columbia...my path has been set....my direction clear...in this vast pristine wilderness...you...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

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    Few Questions

    Lately I've been compulsively looking at my wrist only to remember that I don't wear a watch. Does the Knight in Shining Armour have a timetable? I am sure I must have lost my copy a long time ago, since I always seem to miss him, our paths never cross! Do they go along the...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 9 Responses Jun 5, 2008

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    i think he fell in the river

    and all that armor prevented him from swimming. guess i better start searching the riverbeds
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F May 23

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    Rescue Me From Me.....

    From my open minded perspective knights in shining armor can take the form of either gender, any color or age group, and all nationalities. I ask for no monetary gain, no generous retirement policies, don't really care about looks because it's always the shape of the heart that...
    leachera leachera 51-55, T Nov 21, 2010

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    ProfessorPhoton ProfessorPhoton 26-30, M 1 hr ago

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    I feel like I am very awkward, this results in my being very anxious in social situations, cauaings stress and mild paranoia. I'm tired of fit, but confused where to start
    jr328 jr328 22-25, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I wonder about it alot. About what it's like to just close my eyes and be gone. And where would be that i go?
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Should I tell you a story or maybe three? I went to buy this phone soon as I came back to India in 2012 august..I was sitting alone in the bus... with the packet opened.. I was 21...
    BridaPaulo BridaPaulo 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    How long will it take? What will it feel like when I finally leave? Will it be very painful? Am I going to know that I have died? What will be the cause of my death?! I just hope...
    Killljoy Killljoy 18-21 2 days ago

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    I figured it out! They go on your feet. HaHa But seriously EPeople, this is no time for jokes. Something Big is going on here. I have a theory. This is all a conspiracy by...
    JamieWalks JamieWalks 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    why do i post here? why the hell did i even come here when i could have simply vanished. i should have the moment i saw those eyes. that was the moment where life ended anyway...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    for real though... does the washing machine eat them or hoard them to create their own bed of sort?! lol! It just doesn't not make any sense
    SimplyserendipitousXoxo SimplyserendipitousXoxo 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Where are you my light? Have you found better? Never thought you would be lost. I will always wonder.
    msladyred68 msladyred68 46-50, F 6 days ago

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    If you want to struggle through a text translated from Latin, look up Desiderius Erasmus' "Manual of a Christian Knight"
    Jshorty96 Jshorty96 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I saw a post online today where a woman said that if Donald Trump was elected President of the United States,she was leaving a America and moving to Alaska...Now you know why there...
    flowergurl90 flowergurl90 22-25, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    The world may never know...
    GlitterFawn18 GlitterFawn18 13-15, F a week ago

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    Along with bobby pins and hair ties...
    sunuii sunuii 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    now that I actually think about it that's a good point. nice ones I had I wore two high schools and ever since then I've gone barefoot
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21 1 Response Jul 22

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    Do we lose other things as often, but just don't notice because they don't come in pairs to remind us?
    sunshinnesf sunshinnesf 22-25, F Jul 22

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    P.s if anyone finds my superman sock let me know thx 😂
    dezzduran dezzduran 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Do socks run away? Or do they have a sock convention that no one knows about ! I need to know
    dezzduran dezzduran 13-15, F Jul 22

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    o never have the same pair of socks so i always put two different on and sometimes it is really crazy when you have a white on the left and a pink sock on the right foot
    LaurenMalik LaurenMalik 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    in someone elses closet..like grandpa who thinks only he wears socks