If I would be matched up with someone on EHarmony they would probably match me up with the sickest, nerdiest, ugliest, hairiest, fattest, bald, psycho they could find. Because that's the only kind of men that are attracted to me.
Whenever I see one of those EHarmony ads, I wonder...
If my husband and I both put in a profile, would the computer match us up? I happen to think we're compatible, but would the cold, inscrutable box of chips and circuits agree?
And if it didn't, what does that mean?
The one thing I'd be guaranteed if I looked for someone on eHarmony is that I'd get matched with a Canadian. The name practically gives it away. It's all about matching up Canadians, eh?
Have to admit, I think they screwed up with how it's spelled. I...
That is all it is for me though really just idle curiosity.
Isn't there a saying about idle minds and the work of the devil?
I'll have to go look that up maybe and give it some thought.
Doesn't matter anyway, I'll still wonder.
If I ever joined Eharmony, I'd become a class-A hypocrite. A few years ago I wrote this humourous column about online dating. And well, I'm only funny if I'm being sarcastic and cynical....its a really funny article. Honestly, the only reason I don't post it is because I know I'd...