I Wonder Who I'd Get Paired Up With On Eharmony

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    The Perfect Match

     Whenever I see one of those EHarmony ads, I wonder... If my husband and I both put in a profile, would the computer match us up? I happen to think we're compatible, but would the cold, inscrutable box of chips and circuits agree? And if it didn't, what does that mean?
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000
    10 Responses Aug 21, 2008

    Well Given All the Things That I Like to Do

    I am guessing I would get paired up with a Sears Craftsman 10" table saw with Micro adjustable fence and guide.  
    ablmu65 ablmu65
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Jun 24, 2009

    Hmmm....How Many Levels of Compatibility?

    If I ever joined Eharmony, I'd become a class-A hypocrite. A few years ago I wrote this humourous column about online dating. And well, I'm only funny if I'm being sarcastic and cynical....its a really funny article. Honestly, the only reason I don't post it is because I know I'd...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    25 Responses Aug 21, 2008


    That is all it is for me though really just idle curiosity. Isn't there a saying about idle minds and the work of the devil? I'll have to go look that up maybe and give it some thought. Doesn't matter anyway, I'll still wonder.
    outercalm outercalm
    51-55, M
    Jul 7, 2009

    It Must Be Canadian, Eh?

    The one thing I'd be guaranteed if I looked for someone on eHarmony is that I'd get matched with a Canadian.  The name practically gives it away.  It's all about matching up Canadians, eh?  Have to admit, I think they screwed up with how it's spelled.  I...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    6 Responses Jun 23, 2009

    Killer Instinct

    If he were alive, I'd probably get Ted Bundy. Story of my life....lol.  
    bluehaiku bluehaiku
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jun 24, 2009

    I Probably Already Know

    If I would be matched up with someone on EHarmony they would probably match me up with the sickest, nerdiest, ugliest, hairiest, fattest, bald, psycho they could find. Because that's the only kind of men that are attracted to me.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 21, 2008


     I took the test and was rejected..if you are not a positive person, they dont like you :(
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2009
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