I Wonder Why I Have Such Off the Wall Thoughts Sometimes

A Place to Post Some of your Ponderings in Hopes that Someone will Know the Answers. 277 People

    Inspire

    Bravery,it's the type of thing children in my country,*ahem*of course i would'nt tell you,rarely have...Of course,there was the time I was scared to go canoeing in a 20 feet lake cause I could'nt swim(mainly) and the lake was dirty. But,I did it anyways,and i had fun.See...
    Feb 14, 2013

    I hate my personality

    and character and behavior so much. What a ******* loser I am sometimes.... I would push me in front of a moving train if I wasn't me. Can anyone possibly be more worthless and annoying and just idiotic? I don't think so. I'm a destroyer. And mean and awful . I need to get...
    Sunshineh13 Sunshineh13
    22-25, F
    Feb 21, 2015

    Six Degrees Of Separation

    When a prostitute goes grocery shopping, what kind of cereal does she buy?
    samedeepwater samedeepwater
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Dec 12, 2011

    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 23, 2013

    I Often Wonder

    but rarely care enough to analyze it.  These off the wall thoughts are so darn entertaining!
    Parthenopeaigle Parthenopeaigle
    36-40, F
    Aug 17, 2010

    Damn Kids...

    Okay,so that morning,I was really late,so i came to school without eating anything or money to buy food with.Anyway,when it was time for the assembly,We were singin' the national anthem,right?Right after the first two lines,the guy who sat behind me kicked me in the a**.Suddenly...
    Feb 5, 2013

    Ponderings of a Semi-crazy Mind

     I have been having so many weird thoughts running through my mind lately.  I can’t believe some of the off the wall things that I have going through my head. I warn you this is a pretty comprehensive list that I have been working on for quite a while now. Some I...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    36 Responses Aug 17, 2008

    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143
    16-17, F
    May 23, 2013

    So don't be getting booty hurt

    when I post them on here, there's a block button on here if you don't want to see me. Do me and yourself a favor. Stay trill fam.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 21, 2015

    He's 32 and I'm 23, I'm not perfect.

    He's not perfect. But we're perfect together. And that's all that matters.
    Sunshineh13 Sunshineh13
    22-25, F
    Jan 18, 2015

    Interesting.

    i'm alwasy curious as to why i think the way i do. why my thoughts are so random. they become so jumbled. this odd concoction of insanity mixed with delusion. the oddest things come across my mind. sometimes i brush it off with a laugh, others i can make me a bit irratated...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 10, 2009

    Here's an example. I have a date tonight with

    one of the clients from the club where I work. He's a nice guy, thirty six years older than me, and he gives me large gratuities when I dance for him. Charles. He's married. Well, there's nothing of me he hasn't seen, as we dance nude, but I thought a cocktail dress (three to...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 15, 2014

    ...Sleep...

    My body is tierd My mind is wide awake My body should be retierd Though my mind wont give but instead take My mind is taking random paths to one destination Though it strays from every path that it pursues My mind is depriving my body of what it needs My body is taunting my mind...
    kiki143 kiki143
    16-17, F
    Jun 4, 2013

    It Happens

    They go wild, crazy, dark, silly, odd and more. My thoughts can range from ways to make cash (off the wall ways) to ways to crash my car to jumping off a bridge or walking a tight rope or running away or animal crackers or the ball in the mouse or raspberry lotion or...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2009

    Actually...

    I don't really wonder. I know it's cuz I'm crazy. :D 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    I don't like how I can't even enjoy days when I'm feeling relaxed. I wonder why I'm not anxious when I usually am. I wonder when the next anxiety attack will be.
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    Why do you do this? You send me a message and disappear! Is that fair?
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    You never judged me Never wondered why You just listened and offered Your comforting advice Your photographs of your magical land Allowed me to ride along And I give many thanks...
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    Got to love women with long hair, though I wonder why its so hard to get a date with them :( so if your in Florida/Tampa area and this is something you may like :P
    Livingmylifetime Livingmylifetime
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    One of my friends messaged me and asked if I have forgetten her. But excuse me, I have always messaged my friends but they don't reply to me often. It's funny how they ask me sth...
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    gnikool gnikool
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    EVER REMEMBER THIS - - > JESUS LOVES YOU.
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    Hipstercatlover Hipstercatlover
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    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
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    jaeger053 jaeger053
    16-17
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    Cierzo Cierzo
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    LittleSlut666 LittleSlut666
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    glitterpuff glitterpuff
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    deleted deleted
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    Aselfconsciousturtle Aselfconsciousturtle
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    carazami carazami
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