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I Wonder Why I Have Such Off the Wall Thoughts Sometimes

A Place to Post Some of your Ponderings in Hopes that Someone will Know the Answers. 258 People

    Six Degrees Of Separation

    When a prostitute goes grocery shopping, what kind of cereal does she buy?
    samedeepwater samedeepwater 46-50, M 3 Responses Dec 12, 2011

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    I hate my personality

    and character and behavior so much. What a ******* loser I am sometimes.... I would push me in front of a moving train if I wasn't me. Can anyone possibly be more worthless and annoying and just idiotic? I don't think so. I'm a destroyer. And mean and awful . I need to get...
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F Feb 21

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    Here's an example. I have a date tonight with

    one of the clients from the club where I work. He's a nice guy, thirty six years older than me, and he gives me large gratuities when I dance for him. Charles. He's married. Well, there's nothing of me he hasn't seen, as we dance nude, but I thought a cocktail dress (three to...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    I Often Wonder

    but rarely care enough to analyze it.  These off the wall thoughts are so darn entertaining!
    Parthenopeaigle Parthenopeaigle 36-40, F Aug 17, 2010

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    Sometimes I Don't Think Straight

    I noticed this ages ago... things would overwhelm me and my mind would feel like my thoughts were jumbled, mixed up and like a jigsaw puzzle you had to put in place but sometimes the thoughts did not fit next to the next one or the the side ones etc... my thoughts flowed out of...
    IceEntice IceEntice 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 5, 2012

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    Interesting.

    i'm alwasy curious as to why i think the way i do. why my thoughts are so random. they become so jumbled. this odd concoction of insanity mixed with delusion. the oddest things come across my mind. sometimes i brush it off with a laugh, others i can make me a bit irratated...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Actually...

    I don't really wonder. I know it's cuz I'm crazy. :D 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Ponderings of a Semi-crazy Mind

     I have been having so many weird thoughts running through my mind lately.  I can’t believe some of the off the wall things that I have going through my head. I warn you this is a pretty comprehensive list that I have been working on for quite a while now. Some I...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 42 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    It Happens

    They go wild, crazy, dark, silly, odd and more. My thoughts can range from ways to make cash (off the wall ways) to ways to crash my car to jumping off a bridge or walking a tight rope or running away or animal crackers or the ball in the mouse or raspberry lotion or...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 8, 2009

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    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F 1 Response May 23, 2013

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    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F May 23, 2013

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    ...Sleep...

    My body is tierd My mind is wide awake My body should be retierd Though my mind wont give but instead take My mind is taking random paths to one destination Though it strays from every path that it pursues My mind is depriving my body of what it needs My body is taunting my mind...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F Jun 4, 2013

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    He's 32 and I'm 23, I'm not perfect.

    He's not perfect. But we're perfect together. And that's all that matters.
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F Jan 18

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    I spent a lot of time late at night on my own with my thoughts. Sometimes it can be a tough thing but it's also quite a good thing some nights. I end up being able to think more...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    I wonder why in New York State if you have a gun permit and are going to counseling the state takes away your guns upon immediate notification from the shrinks yet a guy can fly a...
    manwithaheart manwithaheart 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    That the connection between relationships can be so fragile. Even among friendships. I got bored when people trying too hard to impress. Talking too much about themselves. Being...
    ketogluta ketogluta 22-25 4 days ago

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    I really wonder.Yesterday ,I objected to someone's post.That too in a private message and he said he did not care and if someone did not like it ,they could block him.If we cannot...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 15

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    My wallet got stolen. I got it back today and guess what? No money was in my wallet. I'm soooo upset. Like yoooo whyyyyy? I don't understand. Why me?
    aliyahjonesss aliyahjonesss 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    72……Seventy Two. This is my seventy second story according to EP. I haven’t actually added them all up and maybe I should because EP makes a lot of mistakes in their legends...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 12

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    This experience is means like why does our relationship have to be like this? Why can't it be like it was before? The only answer that I could come up wwith she doesn't like me...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T 1 Response Mar 10

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    Does anyone ever wonder what the meaning of life is? It's just a question that lingers at my mind but I don't ask it out loud to people around me because they'll probably think I...
    Foodlover163 Foodlover163 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I always think this is such a fascinating statement. We used to discuss what it might be like living as someone else for a day or whatever. But then you would only have their...
    jumpersforgoalposts jumpersforgoalposts 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    It's like nobody has any idea what's it's like to hate yourself. The mere thought is enough to throw you into a never-ending rage and depression. Your mind attacks you and there's...
    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Sometimes it can be a pretty scary and dark place to visit but at least its quiet.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    we like showing off our wives here.
    Craver Craver 61-65, M 10 Responses Mar 5

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    WHY NOT?? Is it awkward to see that you are with your ex (your best friend also before) and your present girl friend who is also your best friend at this moment? I mean, I want...
    zzzz24 zzzz24 18-21, F Mar 7

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    Why no cures. Why employers can damage us. Why we dont attack them. Why wealthy fix nothing major. Why we dont care about the broken.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 14

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    Why? Oh why? Why do I want things I can't have? There are things in front of me that I can easily get but why suffer wanting things I can't have.
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I met someone here who did just that . I wonder did it make him feel like a big man knowing he kicked me when I was down . News flash - I picked myself up and you owe me a apology...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 5 Responses Mar 3

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    I'll tell you why: PEOPLE ARE FUCKTARDS!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Everyone has the RIGHT to choose whether or not they want to have children. Hell, there's parents out there who shouldn't...
    Peridot22 Peridot22 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    People talk about what it's like to be in the darkness and that there's always a way out. There's not. In time, I have become one with the darkness. So much so that I don't ever...
    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    .....when the vast majority of EP just wants to whine about darkness, death and their emo issues instead of actually TALK about it. Why do people ask honest questions if they don...
    TheNerdYouLove TheNerdYouLove 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    But i have to ask your guys this, Why do you think it is ok to send a lady a messages about your fanntasies. I don't understand you people. Guys, i'm the wrong lady for your...
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 46-50, F Mar 9

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    Logically...romance is nothing. Showing a person you love her in a way that makes her feel special. Men show woman how much they love them by being there, providing for the...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    Why i get called crazy. http://youtu.be/CM2PRONIiMU
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 14

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    i just joined this network and have been hit on by 3people who are...."let me tell you a story ".... lol hot and bothered. Sorry but im Married. Why don't these people read your...
    lemonadestreet lemonadestreet 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    Cruel ... very cruel It was a difficult discovery when I found where my pet put up a last defense against a pack of coyotes ... then to find composure to bury the dismembered body...
    WhoIsThatMaskedMan2 WhoIsThatMaskedMan2 56-60, M Mar 18

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    WHY ????? all bLame always Goes to me )':
    crazytwentytwo crazytwentytwo 16-17, F Mar 19

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    I don't know why anyone under 21 sends me a request but I have started blocking all of them. They are children to someone my age and I'm not messing with them.
    Walkalone9000 Walkalone9000 51-55, F 7 Responses Mar 19

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    Why was i eating sugar. Before bed. Packets. Wow. Crazy blonde moment. And ive not been blonde much. Not since four. If white blonde counts.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 22

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    For those of you under the age of twenty who think you want to kill yourself ( I say twenty because I, myself am only 23 but I think this would also apply to people older than me...
    Animefreak4042 Animefreak4042 22-25, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    If you can't have it maybe it's not good for you. You should try a see if there is a lesson to learn from it
    grgbyce978 grgbyce978 56-60, M 3 days ago