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I Wonder Why I Have Such Off the Wall Thoughts Sometimes

A Place to Post Some of your Ponderings in Hopes that Someone will Know the Answers. 262 People

    Ponderings of a Semi-crazy Mind

     I have been having so many weird thoughts running through my mind lately.  I can’t believe some of the off the wall things that I have going through my head. I warn you this is a pretty comprehensive list that I have been working on for quite a while now. Some I...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 36 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Actually...

    I don't really wonder. I know it's cuz I'm crazy. :D 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Inspire

    Bravery,it's the type of thing children in my country,*ahem*of course i would'nt tell you,rarely have...Of course,there was the time I was scared to go canoeing in a 20 feet lake cause I could'nt swim(mainly) and the lake was dirty. But,I did it anyways,and i had fun.See...
    Feb 14, 2013

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    Interesting.

    i'm alwasy curious as to why i think the way i do. why my thoughts are so random. they become so jumbled. this odd concoction of insanity mixed with delusion. the oddest things come across my mind. sometimes i brush it off with a laugh, others i can make me a bit irratated...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Six Degrees Of Separation

    When a prostitute goes grocery shopping, what kind of cereal does she buy?
    samedeepwater samedeepwater 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 12, 2011

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    Here's an example. I have a date tonight with

    one of the clients from the club where I work. He's a nice guy, thirty six years older than me, and he gives me large gratuities when I dance for him. Charles. He's married. Well, there's nothing of me he hasn't seen, as we dance nude, but I thought a cocktail dress (three to...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F 1 Response May 23, 2013

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    I Often Wonder

    but rarely care enough to analyze it.  These off the wall thoughts are so darn entertaining!
    Parthenopeaigle Parthenopeaigle 36-40, F Aug 17, 2010

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    I hate my personality

    and character and behavior so much. What a ******* loser I am sometimes.... I would push me in front of a moving train if I wasn't me. Can anyone possibly be more worthless and annoying and just idiotic? I don't think so. I'm a destroyer. And mean and awful . I need to get...
    SunshineH13 SunshineH13 22-25, F Feb 21

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    Damn Kids...

    Okay,so that morning,I was really late,so i came to school without eating anything or money to buy food with.Anyway,when it was time for the assembly,We were singin' the national anthem,right?Right after the first two lines,the guy who sat behind me kicked me in the a**.Suddenly...
    Feb 5, 2013

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    Strange Thoughts

    I write poetry but don't really share it. It's ironic how i can put my thoughts on paper and mould them into somethings beautiful, dark, twisted, odd and strange though i rarely share it because i'm convinced nobody will understand. Isn't that the point of poetry though? The poen...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F May 23, 2013

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    It Happens

    They go wild, crazy, dark, silly, odd and more. My thoughts can range from ways to make cash (off the wall ways) to ways to crash my car to jumping off a bridge or walking a tight rope or running away or animal crackers or the ball in the mouse or raspberry lotion or...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 8, 2009

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    ...Sleep...

    My body is tierd My mind is wide awake My body should be retierd Though my mind wont give but instead take My mind is taking random paths to one destination Though it strays from every path that it pursues My mind is depriving my body of what it needs My body is taunting my mind...
    kiki143 kiki143 16-17, F Jun 4, 2013

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    He's 32 and I'm 23, I'm not perfect.

    He's not perfect. But we're perfect together. And that's all that matters.
    SunshineH13 SunshineH13 22-25, F Jan 18

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    I just saw some **** that made those thoughts cross my mind again. I just can't tolerate people.
    playr435 playr435 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I wonder what goes through everyone's minds here when they read my stories or look at the groups I'm in. I wonder what first impression I give. Most people see one thing they like...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Walking around in nature. I could walk forever. In this national park that I find myself in, like so many hikes I've done before but, this one is different. I'm alone as I walk and...
    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    But I know I will soon. My family does nothing but fight, they never wanted me around anyway. All of my friends left me and I have no one left. They act like I don't exist, don't...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    it just pissis me off when somebody tells me that he won't say what he wants to say because "I have to figure it out on my own "
    muradgh muradgh 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I have an addictive nature. I learned how to cut a pineapple properly and bought pineapples for 3 weeks straight.
    yesitsme123 yesitsme123 31-35 3 days ago

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    Daily I go for work n come back n sleep in tosh daily schedule I do like to be alone in my break time with my thoughts
    harryben22 harryben22 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I see giant crabs on Naked and Afraid and I feel chills. I don't know why they scare me so much. I remember the glass bottom tours. The fish and reefs. The time things forced...
    zax2 zax2 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    Men look at a woman´s behind and think: "Wow !..What an ***..!" Women get to know a man´s mind and has the same thought.
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i always have this negative thoughts, i really want to get rid off.
    aveela aveela 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Yesterday ,I met someone with his new fiance .His wife passed away in 2011.I hope they remain happy without any past baggage.I told a friend of mine about them.But she was not so...
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    When I can't sleep, I usually question the evolutionary future of our genus. How can Homo Evolutis come to be when our species is so scared of genetic modification and augmentation...
    logan1997 logan1997 18-21 1 Response 6 days ago

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    And then she hit a brick wall. It scared her that her charms weren't appreciated No matter how much she displayed them. Just a lull she thought....or hoped. Her big eyes and jj...
    zax2 zax2 51-55, M a week ago

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    I have been so over the top with my motivation to get certain things accomplished that I think I may have a bit of an addiction to this feeling now. I just managed to not only...
    localrocklover localrocklover 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm always wondering what if I went to Antarctica and I found a group of penguins and I played the song I believe I can fly to them will they feel so inspired to fly that they...
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010 13-15, F Jun 25

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    Wonder where the world is going at this rate.....too many people anywhere you go, even in a national park, so much competition around us, more and more GMO in our guts, stressed...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    sometimes I feel crazy to argue with my subconscious. if it is what called by lost in thoughts. when there's nobody who would understand I'll rather talk to myself. since I was a...
    ru661 ru661 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    I do like to be alone with my thoughts, especially near mid-night. It was a hobby of mine. But then this hobby can enable my heart to tremble when I remember the nights I used them...
    JumpingTomatoes JumpingTomatoes 18-21 Jun 24

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    Why do successes call themselves great. Or decent. Or respectable. If they help the wealthy Prevent cures. And hide quality. And erase equality. And erase justice...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 23

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    Why are the stories on ep page bad. The populars are so bad Me made the page show questions Despite how moronic they be at times They are less moronic than the posts...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    If depressed is common And we have technology like email. And claim to be civilized. Then why is there no cure for sad. Or cure for poor. And wealth used on cures. Oh...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 21

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    sometimes while my cat is asleep I will lick her face to anger her.
    PietroMaklakov PietroMaklakov 16-17, M Jun 20

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    sometimes, I want to eat how pine cleaner smells like.
    PietroMaklakov PietroMaklakov 16-17, M Jun 20

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    I forgot all my thoughts ..
    Nadia70 Nadia70 41-45, F Jun 19

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    Why do people always say "You look so miserable". What does miserable look like? Have I met miserable before?
    preppiboi preppiboi 31-35, T Jun 19

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    Why i cant go criminal. Why God made me care about morons. Why God let morons rule us all. Why lovers lie Why family lies Why pals lie. Why bully aint a crime. Why...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    I wonder why people prefer buying a £1000 leader coat than make a donation of £5 to my ******* awesome project 'Just Smile' Initiative! :P
    nereacarrionsanchis nereacarrionsanchis 26-30, F Jun 19

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    Humans are a cancer on Earth, the more of us dies the better for the planet, that's why I want to fight in a War and die before I become a burden for my family and my society...
    HeterosexualTransexual HeterosexualTransexual 18-21, T 1 Response Jun 19

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    Sometimes when I'm upset or angry, I just need to calm down and I've realized that just running my hands through cold running water helps. I just let the water slip right through...
    nikki606 nikki606 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 19