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I Wont Open The Door Unless I Know Your Knock

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    I Will Become A Silent Statue And You Wont Know Im Home

    I pretend I am a statue and try not to move when people knock so that they dont know I am avoiding them. One time I dived down onto the floor so they couldnt see me through my blinds. I have missed some important people, but I am tired of conversations and mormons and salespeople...
    SoDangCute SoDangCute 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 9, 2012

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