I Will Become A Silent Statue And You Wont Know Im Home - I pretend I am a statue and try not to move when people knock so that they dont know I am avoiding them. One time I dived...
Nurse sense talking to you!
Oates'ay can you see!
Ocelot of questions don't you!
From a friend's daughter this weekend:
I came in.
I came in who?
I came in like a wrecking ball....
Write this one down
Knock, knock Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
These quizzes are funny, sometimes insightful, distractions.(:
"You are Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open" [Hmmm...]
You have medium...
I went on a date with a bartender from a really upscale club in the city and I really wanted to impress him. I dressed up really nicely and wore heels that were way too high...
Your Love Style is - Balanced
You tend to approach falling in love practically. You don't let your heart get ahead of your head...
This is a reprint of a story I wrote under the profile TwoParisGirls, that I shared with my wife. It looks like I will be back here using this profile so I just wanted to move the...
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd
Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your...
Well it's not really embarrassing on my part but I'll talk about it anyway.
I was talking to this guy for about a month or two, and he suggested that we meet up to go on a date...
CNN's Don Leming had this to tweet about Global Warming... When the overwhelming majority of respected scientists collectively agree that 'Global Warming' is real, CNN...
I hate that his numbers to high? Makes me feel less experienced :( like im not doing things right ... Are you happy with your number?
You're just like everyone else. I adapt. Push you away. I will never be hurt. You can't get close enough for that.. Try but you will fail. Even if you think you know.. You don't. I...
My top 10 irritations:
1 Walking (more like 'running') around at work all day long rushing myself off for everyone, getting painful feet, needing to stand up in the first crowded...
lucky strike! 🎯 (it's better cos it's toasted aha)
That really hot dance scene in 'RockStar' has always made me want to have something really erotic with 'Stranglehold' playing in the background....
I had fake fingernails on and one came off. Oh no, I had a more embarrassing one. I had these awesome pants that looked great but they weren't clean in time for my date, but I had...
“Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
- Will Smith, as...
I dressed up as a Scottish man. I wore a beret, a short tartan kilt,and a fluffy shirt (blouse), with a tartan sash. I didn't follow Scottish protocol, I wore red nylon underwear...
Resilience is what makes the worst experiences the key to making a difference
My favorite is definitely 1 Corinthians 10:31.
Whether therefore you eat or drink or whatsoever you do, do all to the glory of God.
Sometimes I cry,everyday I die,sometimes I forget to try.other days I often do not want to try but never does a day go by that I do not think of you lord I my most high, I love you...
Had my past life regression done years ago and it turns out I was a knight or someone similar to that and I was a bunny rabbit, lol
Pizza is definitely my comfort food! Something extra thin, extra cheesey with lashings of pepperoni and chicken!
Beauty Shop "Since when are 2 airbags for breasts real Joanne? Maybe on my daddy's Chevy they's real but on you they's just ridiculous"
I have a tattoo of a pin up girl standing on her knees with a mouse trap at her crotch, dead rat in hand and a cat face. Got it at the Toronto tattoo convention at the hilton. I'd...
Tell me 😍 comfort food is my favorite kind xoxox
Oh i have two 1. El perdedor (the loser) by enrique iglesias 2. Say something by a great big world
Waking up sunday morning and the wonderful smell of breakfast coming from the kitchen, it was always so bright as i walked from my room to the kitchen that my vision had to adjust...
My mother used to read to us from Shel Silverstein's "A Light In The Attic" as well as "Where The Sidewalk Ends".
My favourite books as a kid were by Roald Dahl. I liked his...
Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
I was 19 and living in Frisco Colorado. I was basically a ski bum. I has a crappy job at a liquor store because it came with a ski pass. Anyway, I knew this girl who attended the...
My last thought before sleeping is always about finding happiness. I always wonder if I'll ever find what I want and be content with my life.
5 Little Things - This is my list of 5 pet peeves that really drive me insane.
1. Death threats.
2. Speaking ill of the deceased.
3. Grammar Nazis.
4. People who call out other...
My addictions include
-buying nail polish
-checking my phone
-buying pokemon cards
there's probably more, but I can't think of anymore right now
Watermelon and BBQ , grilled vegetables
At the moment is Passenger - Let Her Go. The voice, the tone, the music and lyric are beautiful. I just first knew this song last week while driving and now I really like it. Each...
"He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death."
My first boyfriend asked me where I'd like to go for a date and I told him we should walk to the local ice cream shop. On the way back I kissed him on the cheek. Seconds later, to...
I'm bluntly honest. I'm very highly opinionated. When people want me to shut up, I may or may not shut up.
I say what's on my mind. If I'm upset or pissed off, it's well known.
There was no school on that day as it was a public holiday but my mom went to work, she had to sort a few things out. I was left with my dad. It was early in the morning and I was...
I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a...
Dire Straits || Where Do You Think You're Going[superb guitar sound]Where do you think you're goingDon't you know it's dark outsideWhere do you think you're goingDon't you care...
One day, he's going to know.
He'll know your birthday. Your middle name. Where you were born. Your star sign, and your parents names. He'll know how old you were when...
Like the information says on my profile:
Do not add me if your intentions are anything but platonic and on a friendly basis. If you try to add me to your circle and your name is...
the ability to know and enjoy yourself. Let me ask you, do you have that friend that makes you go...WOW...this dude is really cool and fun to be around. Now think, have you ever...
Leave your bmi im curious what some of yours are mine is 31.5 so im obese!And if you dont know your bmi you can look up a bmi calculator to see
I haven't weighed myself for about three or four months now. I feel so much better not knowing my weight because I don't need a scale to tip my feelings toward my own body...
Anyone wanna tell me some secret stuff for fun. I'd like to know your secret life
OK so this story starts back in 2006 in my townhouse in Lancaster PA. I was living with my then girlfriend and her 8 year old daughter. I also had a daughter that was 7 years old...