I Work For a Crazy Man

He's a nice guy but he is so incompetent. He makes mistakes and blames them on me and others. Not only that but this week he asked me if I was steeling candy! Ok I have worked there for 4 years and I am the best damn employee they have...

Each week about an hour from us there is a car dealer auction.  All sorts of cars with all sorts of problems are sold there quickly and cheap.  My boss goes there every week, whether he plans on buying or not, most likely...

Recently my boss and I had to take a gas tank out of a car.  Not just a car, mind you, but a very large suburban.  The gas tank was full.   I dunno exactly how much 35 gallons of gas weighs, but its enough to give...

Shortly after selling a car to a customer, my boss will give him 'his pitch'.  He quickly and aggressively approaches the customer and puts his arm around them.  At this point the person is usually cringing because they don't...

I'm actually sitting at work right this minute in awe.  My boss just stormed into the shop and demanded that a whole bunch of work be completed immediately while he was out running errands.  He ran through a whole list that he...

I came into work this morning and found him peeing behind the shop.  He looked like he was up to something and his car was parked in an unusual spot.  I gave him half an eyebrow and watched with glee as his expression changed...