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    An Old Couple

    This is a story about a couple that had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her have to gasp for...
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    26-30
    Oct 2, 2013

    Salesman From New Jersey

    A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a sales job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...
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    26-30
    5 Responses Sep 15, 2013

    The flower vendor was usually an old hand at

    unloading his last few bunches. Appealing to a businessman on his way home, the vendor said, "How about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?" "Haven't got a wife," responded the businessman gruffly. "Then how about some carnations for your girlfriend?" proposed the...
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 1, 2015
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