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I Would Like to Be Pied

Anyone Who Would Like To Be Pied Or Likes To Pie Others! 265 People

    Im Back And I Want To Get Messy

    Hi Ive just come back to this site after not logging on for a while. I have house to myself for several hours this coming Saturday so I really want to get myself messy. Feel free to give me ideas and suggestions. Ill let yous all know how it goes!
    gd1983 gd1983 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2013

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    My Neighbors's Birthday

    It was march and my next door neighbor Erica Oliver was going to be celebrating her 30th birthday. Erica was a red head with blue eyes, pouty lips, and stood at five foot three inches tall. Erica worked for a bank and always dressed to the nines. She always wore high heels...
    bigzack bigzack 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 8, 2012

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    First Time Getting Pied

    I always wanted to get pied. So one night a bunch of my friends garthered in a friends basement for the pieing. My friend set plastic up and covered a chair in plastic. I went and got changed and came back and put the plastic bag on my face and sat down to brave getting pied...
    Piegirlalive Piegirlalive 26-30 2 Responses Feb 26, 2012

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    Custard Fun

    This one is for my great friend across the atlantic.x Anyways last night was so much fun, I think u all know how much I like custard by now so last night I got so excited I couldnt wait. Still chatting on here, I went to the kitchen, made myself a cuppa & a lovely jug of thick...
    Messy74 Messy74 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 14, 2012

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    Pied On Halloween

    It was the weekend before halloween and my GF and I were going out to a party. We decided to let each other pick the others costume. I decided that she should be the sexy french maid. She loved the idea so much that she opted the same outfit for me as well. We both get ready by...
    Parkerjessica Parkerjessica 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 12, 2012

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    I was first pied by my boyfriend.

    We'd be going out for some time and he was always a real gentleman when we were together. One evening, we had arranged to go out together for a nice meal, but at the last minute I got a call and had to go back to work. I was so disappointed! I'd had my hair done earlier in the...
    gungedclaire gungedclaire 26-30, F 13 Responses Jan 2, 2014

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    Covered Again

    After talking to a friend last night, I wanted to get messy thinking of him.x I ran the bath again with lots of bubbles & collected together all the fun things we'd talked about. Whipped cream, custard, rice pudding, chocolate spread, egg, syrup, & nice cake batter. Semi...
    Messy74 Messy74 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2012

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    Pied In The Chest

    I'd love to be pied but preferably in the chest! I'd love to get a nice thick chocolate pie smashed and rubbed right into my chest while wearing a brand new white shirt. I'd love for a guy to pie me in the shirt and rub it in really good, completely covering my once pristine...
    winkyxface winkyxface 18-21, F 9 Responses Sep 12, 2013

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    Is That Okay ?

    Well i never feel the experience and kind of curious about it How to be pied like ? in my country we not serve pie... as a main food, so it kinda costly I am imagine this activity is to humiliate people when you angry... is it true? and how about pain? and what you do to the...
    blackravencat blackravencat 22-25, M Feb 3, 2013

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    How Does It Feel?

    I have always wondered what it would be like to be pied and slimed all over my body. I always wanted to know what it feels like putting a pie in my face, or chocolate down my underwear. Please respond and tell me how it feels. Also respond with your personal experiences.
    Cubsfan76 Cubsfan76 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 11, 2013

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    Friends Are A Piece Of Pie

    My friend and I had a bet. His favorite team in basketball wins, he would pie me in the face and if the vice versa happens, I will pie him in the face. I was in his house watching the tv, with the score 79-78. OMG my team was losing! In the last second, the unthinkable happens...
    larson710 larson710 13-15 1 Response Oct 21, 2011

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    I want Lucy to came back from the grave

    and throw a pie at my face lol
    LightTheDarkness LightTheDarkness 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 28, 2014

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    Want A Girl To Pie Me

    This has always been a fantasy of mine, getting into a pie fight with a young hot girl while we each take turns smashing and smearing pies into each others faces. There has got to be a girl out there who would do this with me, right???
    piesinface25 piesinface25 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 8, 2010

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    Get Pied

    i want my wife and her friend to pie me but i am not sure how to ask her about it could someone give me some tips
    kellymckellybridek kellymckellybridek 46-50 1 Response Jun 16, 2011

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    Would Anyone Care To Join

    i have been talking about pies in the face with so many people on here. i want so badly to have the experience in real life. just to be seated in nothing but my shorts and have gorgeous women pelt me with pie after pie. the sensation on all that whipped cream, shaving cream...
    piedguy piedguy 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 8, 2012

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    Oh No Its The Phantom Flan Flinger From Tiswas

    TISWAS it ended in 1983 they said it would never happen and CENTRAL think im gone sadly the NIGHTMARE RETURNS as the PHANTOM FLAN FLINGER is back and ill flan everyone as its my TISWAS RETURNS REVENGE. So beware look out behind you the PHANTOM FLAN FLINGER could be there ill flan...
    phantomflanflingertiswasatv phantomflanflingertiswasatv 56-60 5 Responses Apr 6, 2013

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    I Like Pieing Myself

    Often when I have the house to myself I like to go out and buy some squirty cream and paper plates and make my own pies. I then sit in the bath and smash them in my face one by one.  I also like to fill a large bowl with squirty cream and pull it over my head. I would like...
    gd1983 gd1983 26-30, M 6 Responses May 24, 2010

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    Dreams In The Bath!

    Last night I decided to have a nice bubbly bath & used a whole bottle of bubble bath to get it nice & frothy. It looked lovely but I knew I wanted something more. I went into the kitchen and looked in the cupboard, mmm, chocolate spread & syrup, nice. Then I found custard which...
    Messy74 Messy74 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 22, 2012

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    Pie Face

    my mum and dad was out it was now or never i got out a paper plate and spqited a good amount of whiped cream on and slowly put it in my face it felt brill i cleand up and mum and dad never knew a thing!!!
    pcboy pcboy 13-15 1 Response Aug 25, 2009

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    Pied

    I have been a pie lover for  quite a while and have self pied many  times.I just love the feel of the cream,shaving foam custard or angel delight as i smash in my face or my crotch i have always envisionhed having a pie fight with a member of the opposite sex and ending up...
    si2379 si2379 31-35, M Jul 25, 2011

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    Pied

    I would love to be pied because it has never happened to me. It seems kinda fun to me, and it would be worth trying
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    Pie Me Please!

    I love being pied and gunged, the thrilling anticipation and then the ´delicious humiliation´ of standing there and being laughed at as I have to take it! I love it when my partner makes me pay a forfeit before pieing me, often - to increase my embarrassment - calling me by my...
    Piemeplease Piemeplease 56-60 1 Response Jan 11, 2012

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    Does anyone know where their pie fetish came

    from? I'm rather in the dark about mine. I just recall all of a sudden at a very young age (about 6 or 7) feeling that the idea of a big pie to the face seemed awfully fun!
    secretclown secretclown 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 6, 2014

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    I think that the whole pie-in-the-face thing is

    really best when it's a combination of giving someone what they really want (to be pied!), and having someone give you what you really want (to be pied!) The pie is the mechanism for a shared (and loved) experience. Building tension, anticipation, and finally delivering the...
    creative2014 creative2014 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 16, 2014

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    Pies & Gunge For My Birthday

    I would really like to get gooey for my birthday. This is how I'd like it to happen. I'd have a party booked & friends coming along, but they'd have a little surprize waiting for me. I'd be dressed quite nicely with a nice strappy top & slightly flared skirt. I'd walk in and my...
    Messy74 Messy74 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    While I've taken numerous pies myself

    and love being pied, I'm ultimately a thrower at heart so if any guys here wanting to be pied lives in or near Phoenix AZ let me know and I can make it happen!
    PhunPhoenix PhunPhoenix 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 14, 2014

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    Pied By Babysitter

    my story is on the "i like to see women pied " site. I stumbled upon this site by accident, but i think it is better for me. I love pieing and being pied, as long as it is fun, sensual and good humored. No mean spirited pieing for me.
    latherme latherme 46-50, M Apr 26, 2010

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    Interactive Pies

    How would you get me messy? I have never been pied or gunged before. Respond below on how you would mess me up and what you would get me messy with.
    Cubsfan76 Cubsfan76 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    Interactive Pies, So U Want To Pie Me?

    Ok, this one is for everyone in our group, & anyone who wants to join in, u all know that I want to be pied, so I'm handing u all the pies! Ooops, now I might be slightly scared, not! Excited.x Anyway, I've put a plastic sheet on the floor & I'm lying down, nice & relaxed. I can...
    Messy74 Messy74 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 26, 2012

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    naughtysamkevin naughtysamkevin 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Im 17 and im with my gf for 8 months she knows i have a strong girly side she knows i like to wear dresses and have my nails painted which she paints them and also puts me in her...
    Lukexlewis Lukexlewis 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I would prepare myself thoroughly for both the victories and defeats. An effective ''battle plan'' trumps being caught unarmored.
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 2 days ago

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    Hay my name is michael and I would like female friends and must be around the ages 10 to 20 if you want to be friends private message me ok
    MichaelLenti MichaelLenti 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I would really love a wankbuddy!! Anyone near Harrogate get in touch!! For some wankin fun
    rusty81 rusty81 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    I would love to travel and meet different people ,and different ways people live their lives. I wonder if any culture in the world knows how to be happy more than the rest of the...
    awesomeguy3125 awesomeguy3125 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    It would be really interesting to find a girl like that :$ i know they are rare tho...hope fully I meet a whole bunch
    Lovepink73 Lovepink73 16-17, T 5 days ago

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    Hi I would like to meet some couples who like to be watched and like to watch. Message me.
    Givingup766 Givingup766 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    For about a month ago, i took a trip to Indonesia. I didnt save alot of money, i didnt know what i would find. But i found myself, a different me, with more life and joy. As we...
    eddcha eddcha 18-21, M a week ago

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    I recently got out of a long term marriage to live the lifestyle I chose. I will never be passable, but would like to connect with other CD's to share stories, tips and kind words...
    NewbieCD NewbieCD 41-45, M Jun 26

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    I normally have mid back length hair, and I decided to get it cut two weeks ago, I had the back half of my head shaved to a 1. Everyone freaked but I love it so much, it was a...
    LeeWalker06 LeeWalker06 18-21, F Jun 25

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    my father would to beat me up many times a week,month,year.. he would use his fists, he would whip me with his belt, he would strangle me , he would wrip my clothes,slap me with...
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 25

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    My mother tongue is Arabic, also I speak English. Now i just want to be fluent in English. After that, I would like to learn spanish
    BandarAlsh BandarAlsh 31-35, M Jun 25

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    I'm am GAY and proud of being this way that's what I would like to share with u
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I can never be pulled out of the darkness of depression I wish someone would put me out of my misery I wish someone would kill me and get It over with.
    Daulton720 Daulton720 16-17, M Jun 23

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