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I Would Like to Be Pied

Anyone Who Would Like To Be Pied Or Likes To Pie Others! 234 People

    I Was Flanned On Tiswas At Atv In 1973

    Yes i worked for ATV in Birmingham and TISWAS was a saturday morning childrens tv seies i happened to be coming past studio 3 as CHRIS TARRANT and the gang were making the show when the PHANTOM FLAN FLINGER came out and flanned me i stand there covered in CUSTARD i was a mess and...
    pillorycolin pillorycolin 51-55, F 6 Responses Feb 10, 2013

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    First Time Getting Pied

    I always wanted to get pied. So one night a bunch of my friends garthered in a friends basement for the pieing. My friend set plastic up and covered a chair in plastic. I went and got changed and came back and put the plastic bag on my face and sat down to brave getting pied...
    Piegirlalive Piegirlalive 26-30 3 Responses Feb 26, 2012

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    Pies & Gunge For My Birthday

    I would really like to get gooey for my birthday. This is how I'd like it to happen. I'd have a party booked & friends coming along, but they'd have a little surprize waiting for me. I'd be dressed quite nicely with a nice strappy top & slightly flared skirt. I'd walk in and my...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    Does anyone know where their pie fetish came

    from? I'm rather in the dark about mine. I just recall all of a sudden at a very young age (about 6 or 7) feeling that the idea of a big pie to the face seemed awfully fun!
    secretclown secretclown 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 6

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    My Neighbors's Birthday

    It was march and my next door neighbor Erica Oliver was going to be celebrating her 30th birthday. Erica was a red head with blue eyes, pouty lips, and stood at five foot three inches tall. Erica worked for a bank and always dressed to the nines. She always wore high heels...
    bigzack bigzack 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 8, 2012

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    Would Anyone Care To Join

    i have been talking about pies in the face with so many people on here. i want so badly to have the experience in real life. just to be seated in nothing but my shorts and have gorgeous women pelt me with pie after pie. the sensation on all that whipped cream, shaving cream...
    piedguy piedguy 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 8, 2012

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    Dreams In The Bath!

    Last night I decided to have a nice bubbly bath & used a whole bottle of bubble bath to get it nice & frothy. It looked lovely but I knew I wanted something more. I went into the kitchen and looked in the cupboard, mmm, chocolate spread & syrup, nice. Then I found custard which...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 22, 2012

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    Oh No Its The Phantom Flan Flinger From Tiswas

    TISWAS it ended in 1983 they said it would never happen and CENTRAL think im gone sadly the NIGHTMARE RETURNS as the PHANTOM FLAN FLINGER is back and ill flan everyone as its my TISWAS RETURNS REVENGE. So beware look out behind you the PHANTOM FLAN FLINGER could be there ill flan...
    phantomflanflingertiswasatv phantomflanflingertiswasatv 56-60 5 Responses Apr 6, 2013

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    Is That Okay ?

    Well i never feel the experience and kind of curious about it How to be pied like ? in my country we not serve pie... as a main food, so it kinda costly I am imagine this activity is to humiliate people when you angry... is it true? and how about pain? and what you do to the...
    blackravencat blackravencat 22-25, M Feb 3, 2013

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    Custard Fun

    This one is for my great friend across the atlantic.x Anyways last night was so much fun, I think u all know how much I like custard by now so last night I got so excited I couldnt wait. Still chatting on here, I went to the kitchen, made myself a cuppa & a lovely jug of thick...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 14, 2012

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    Pie Face

    my mum and dad was out it was now or never i got out a paper plate and spqited a good amount of whiped cream on and slowly put it in my face it felt brill i cleand up and mum and dad never knew a thing!!!
    pcboy pcboy 13-15 1 Response Aug 25, 2009

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    How Does It Feel?

    I have always wondered what it would be like to be pied and slimed all over my body. I always wanted to know what it feels like putting a pie in my face, or chocolate down my underwear. Please respond and tell me how it feels. Also respond with your personal experiences.
    Cubsfan76 Cubsfan76 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 11, 2013

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    Covered Again

    After talking to a friend last night, I wanted to get messy thinking of him.x I ran the bath again with lots of bubbles & collected together all the fun things we'd talked about. Whipped cream, custard, rice pudding, chocolate spread, egg, syrup, & nice cake batter. Semi...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2012

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    I think that the whole pie-in-the-face thing is

    really best when it's a combination of giving someone what they really want (to be pied!), and having someone give you what you really want (to be pied!) The pie is the mechanism for a shared (and loved) experience. Building tension, anticipation, and finally delivering the...
    creative2014 creative2014 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Pied

    I have been a pie lover for  quite a while and have self pied many  times.I just love the feel of the cream,shaving foam custard or angel delight as i smash in my face or my crotch i have always envisionhed having a pie fight with a member of the opposite sex and ending up...
    si2379 si2379 31-35, M Jul 25, 2011

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    Pied On Halloween

    It was the weekend before halloween and my GF and I were going out to a party. We decided to let each other pick the others costume. I decided that she should be the sexy french maid. She loved the idea so much that she opted the same outfit for me as well. We both get ready by...
    Parkerjessica Parkerjessica 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 12, 2012

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    I Like Pieing Myself

    Often when I have the house to myself I like to go out and buy some squirty cream and paper plates and make my own pies. I then sit in the bath and smash them in my face one by one.  I also like to fill a large bowl with squirty cream and pull it over my head. I would like...
    gd1983 gd1983 26-30, M 6 Responses May 24, 2010

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    Pied In The Chest

    I'd love to be pied but preferably in the chest! I'd love to get a nice thick chocolate pie smashed and rubbed right into my chest while wearing a brand new white shirt. I'd love for a guy to pie me in the shirt and rub it in really good, completely covering my once pristine...
    winkyxface winkyxface 18-21, F 9 Responses Sep 12, 2013

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    I want Lucy to came back from the grave

    and throw a pie at my face lol
    LightTheDarkness LightTheDarkness 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    Get Pied

    i want my wife and her friend to pie me but i am not sure how to ask her about it could someone give me some tips
    kellymckellybridek kellymckellybridek 46-50 1 Response Jun 16, 2011

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    Interactive Pies

    How would you get me messy? I have never been pied or gunged before. Respond below on how you would mess me up and what you would get me messy with.
    Cubsfan76 Cubsfan76 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    Want A Girl To Pie Me

    This has always been a fantasy of mine, getting into a pie fight with a young hot girl while we each take turns smashing and smearing pies into each others faces. There has got to be a girl out there who would do this with me, right???
    piesinface25 piesinface25 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 8, 2010

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    Pied

    I would love to be pied because it has never happened to me. It seems kinda fun to me, and it would be worth trying
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    Friends Are A Piece Of Pie

    My friend and I had a bet. His favorite team in basketball wins, he would pie me in the face and if the vice versa happens, I will pie him in the face. I was in his house watching the tv, with the score 79-78. OMG my team was losing! In the last second, the unthinkable happens...
    larson710 larson710 13-15 1 Response Oct 21, 2011

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    Pie Me Please!

    I love being pied and gunged, the thrilling anticipation and then the ´delicious humiliation´ of standing there and being laughed at as I have to take it! I love it when my partner makes me pay a forfeit before pieing me, often - to increase my embarrassment - calling me by my...
    Piemeplease Piemeplease 56-60 1 Response Jan 11, 2012

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    I was first pied by my boyfriend.

    We'd be going out for some time and he was always a real gentleman when we were together. One evening, we had arranged to go out together for a nice meal, but at the last minute I got a call and had to go back to work. I was so disappointed! I'd had my hair done earlier in the...
    gungedclaire gungedclaire 26-30, F 12 Responses Jan 2

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    Im Back And I Want To Get Messy

    Hi Ive just come back to this site after not logging on for a while. I have house to myself for several hours this coming Saturday so I really want to get myself messy. Feel free to give me ideas and suggestions. Ill let yous all know how it goes!
    gd1983 gd1983 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2013

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    Pied By Babysitter

    my story is on the "i like to see women pied " site. I stumbled upon this site by accident, but i think it is better for me. I love pieing and being pied, as long as it is fun, sensual and good humored. No mean spirited pieing for me.
    latherme latherme 46-50, M Apr 26, 2010

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    Interactive Pies, So U Want To Pie Me?

    Ok, this one is for everyone in our group, & anyone who wants to join in, u all know that I want to be pied, so I'm handing u all the pies! Ooops, now I might be slightly scared, not! Excited.x Anyway, I've put a plastic sheet on the floor & I'm lying down, nice & relaxed. I can...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 8 Responses Oct 26, 2012

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    Yes. I would like to remain anonymous. No, not like the dreadful masked terrorists who kill mercilessly trying to believe they are fighting for a higher cause or the underground...
    wanderingfalcon wanderingfalcon 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    I would like to try trading some pics with girls.....
    ABoy1999 ABoy1999 13-15, M Oct 13

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    Yea as the title says... I would like to share 10 things about myself 1. I am depressed 2. My best is never good enough for anybody 3. I had cancer when I was 4 4. I dance away my...
    mmello00 mmello00 13-15, F Oct 14

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    Our arms are open. .. Dear auwayz420 and sweethawaiianhoney.....our family is a close and tight knit family. ..sharing in all thr ups and downs of our daily lives together...for...
    SimplyK SimplyK 56-60, M 4 Responses Sep 25

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    I believe in giving to the universe what you would like to receive.
    ziggybaby86 ziggybaby86 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    I would like to end up myself into a room with infinite doors that leads to different realities that are parallel to ours.
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    I am 56 years old and divorced in 2010. I would like to meet a woman to have a good, loving relationship with.
    petertb petertb 56-60, M 2 days ago

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    1. I have made mistakes in my past and will continue to, but each time learning from each and everyone. Remember no one is perfect! 2. I'm very caring I love helping people 3. I...
    sarahrose1994 sarahrose1994 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    1. I love animals 2. I don't like lord of the rings 3. I love Harry Potter 4. I watch Gravity Falls 5. I loved teen titans (until they made teen titans go) 6. I have the darkest...
    doglover3366 doglover3366 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I like to flirt and have a good time but I really just want a girl that I can devote myself to and have a serious relationship
    DKG96 DKG96 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I have traveled to Europe and some areas of Mexico but I would love to travel to many other areas. I loved Alhambra with it's rustic beauty and the history that it carries behind...
    Morenita79 Morenita79 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    This is something I surely would enjoy.Please add me as a friend here and message me about your lactating desires or experiences.This is a subject that I find interesting and would...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Oct 9

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    I like the music of Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, but I have never been to a ballet or a symphony before. I think it would be interesting to see "Swan Lake" since I like the music so...
    s4019t s4019t 26-30, M Oct 13

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    It would be nice to have someone to message regularly. Preferably female as I have lots of male friends. Would be nice to have a friendly female buddy:)
    Sonixxx Sonixxx 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    Yes I will respect you and would appreciate the same back :)
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    1. I am from the south. 2. I love the beach. 3. I have 2 girls in college. 4. I love being outside. 5. I love tv show supernatural. 6. I would love to live on the road in an tv. 7...
    Naturegirl380 Naturegirl380 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Yes I would!! There is little I love more than hearing about life elsewhere!! :D
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 10

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    Would be great when travelling, knowing many languages.
    StockholmblondiE StockholmblondiE 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    1. I love love. 2. I'm scared of never being understood. 3. I want to make a difference in the world. 4. I fear that I'm an outcast for being so weird. 5. The Beatles have my heart...
    mkd937 mkd937 16-17, F Oct 14

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    I've known this guy for a month before he left. He has been in the same Uni with for a year but I never noticed him. Things were so good and fun and happy. When you miss someone...
    NicoSapphire NicoSapphire 22-25, F 5 days ago

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