I Would Like to Hear About Stupid Things You Are Proud About

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    The Silly Little Things I'm Proud Of..

    I'm brave enough to directly light the gas ring with a ordinary lighter, without burning my hair or fingers.. I can stop hiccups by focussing on where the food got stuck inside of my body, and force it down this way. I'm pretty lean and strong enough to lift my boyfriend. My...
    PinkBunnyProject PinkBunnyProject
    22-25, F
    Oct 10, 2008

    I Made a Drug Dealer Call the Cops On Me

    Hello! I used to have a small time crake/meth dealer for a neighbour who cooked up his own product. I was afraid that if he dumped any of the chemicals down the toilet it would pass through his septic tank and septic field - contaminate the ground water then leach into my well...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 10, 2008

    Need Dress Advice Guys

    hello friends, am anu and i am pure south Indian Tamil girl who was married recently to a Tamil guy who lives in London. It was a love marriage, At first my hubby dont like me to wear costumes which is modern while i was at chennai. He even scolded me not to wear low neck blouses...
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    Dec 18, 2012


    I'm proud that I finally learned how to do the little extra things on the app for Tetris on my iPod...lol, I didn't know how, but I finally figured out how
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2009

    I Read A Clock Today

    i'm proud of the fact that i managed to read the time (3.37pm) from an analogue clock successfully in under 5minutes today. For those of you who take the skill of reading clocks for granted, next time you look up at a clock and are able to instinctively tell the time in a matter...
    AimeeJayne AimeeJayne
    13-15, F
    1 Response Nov 5, 2011

    Very Stupid Things . . . That I'm Very Proud of :)

    Bragging About My *Incredible* Talents ;) I had the pogo-stick-ing record in elementary school I'm really, really, REALLY good at Text Twist I'm good at typing with one hand I'm very skilled at painting my nails I'm good at playing SIMS (if that is possible) and my...
    OrangeSky44 OrangeSky44
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 12, 2009

    My Mom and Me...

    She is proud that my brother was "the smallest of the 3 10 lb babies" when he was still in the hospital. She was also proud of the fact that when I was getting lasik the doctor needed to get special equipment because my pupils were so big. *grinning* I was so proud of...
    GoddessNakiBean GoddessNakiBean
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 11, 2008

    The Net For Dating

    I fell for a loser over the net. The jerk said he was from Ireland. He was very good with words but he was a liar, deceiver, loved to cause trouble with other people over the net. A complete ***! I will never let that happen again.
    123ct 123ct
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 25, 2008

    First Girl In 40 Years

    A silly thing I am proud about (which has nothing to do with anything I did) is the fact that I was the first girl born on my dad's side of the family in forty years.  The last girl born before me was my aunt.  In the forty year gap between her birth and mine, there...
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 10, 2008

    Really Stupid!

    When I was young & dumb a buddy & I took an excess of magic mushrooms at a park. There was a sheer verticle cliff there with a few caves half way up. Once the shrooms had taken effect we decided "Why not?" and proceeded to climb the cliff face freehand. We...
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Sep 13, 2009

    Just A Couple Months Ago...

    I made pancakes all by myself for the very first time! (I debated the exclamation point, but dammit all, I'm proud of myself!)  It bears pointing out here that I am currently 34 years old.There's a long, tedious story about why I never learned the art of pancakery that I am not...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Jul 22, 2012

    My Stories Are Legendary

    I actually am semi-proud of this... I am known for taking a seemingly dull story and elaborating on it so much and making a big deal out of it, but it's actually very anti-climatic. People say things like, "So did you find twenty dollars?" when I've ended my story. It's basically...
    CaribbeanVivian CaribbeanVivian
    22-25, F
    Jun 4, 2010

    Don’t Call Me Shirley

    Once 3 tree planters and I were having a pow wow about our hazardous working conditions. One guy made a point about contract obligations and I said – surely they don’t expected completion under these hazardous conditions. And he calmly pointed out the sections and...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Jul 25, 2011

    Too Many To Count

    At least once a year I do something I consider "stupid." I've done it so often over the years it's now a tradition. Last year I went skydiving - sober and without someone holding a gun at my back. I jumped three times in one day, and, obviously, survived.I also went to a nudist...
    Winterchase Winterchase
    56-60, M
    Feb 6, 2012

    Things I Did Dumb and Proud of It!

    Ok! I am proud of how many times I have falling down the stair in my life time; not to mention how many times I have falling going up the stairs! Yup, I wasn't drunk either!
    123ct 123ct
    36-40, F
    Apr 29, 2008

    Dangerously Stupid

    Once I was standing in a long line at a cash machine and a cop in uniform got in line behind me. I got bored so I casually turned around and pretended to look surprised when I seen the cop and said - oh I didn't think you guys needed money. The cop said (kind of sarcastically...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 22, 2008

    Making 0.2 Cents An Hour

    I never put my pants belt on until after I start my work day then I pat my self on the back for making an easy 0.2 cents. I figure we all put our pants on one leg at a time but not all of us get paid to put our belt on so it makes me feel proud ever time I make 0.2 cents. I...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 7, 2011

    I Taught My Dog To Talk Like A Pirate

    Awhile back I trained my yougest dog to make the sound of a wolf howling at the moon every time I said the words – beep beep beep (a woo – a - a – a wooooo). A few weeks ago I added the word arrrr so now when I say – beep beep beep the dog says - a woo – a - a...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Mar 29, 2011

    Let's See...

    Many of my stupid things to be proud of, has to do with the dorky collections of mine! Heehee! :-D I am proud that I own the whole Joss Whedon series (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly) on dvd! Whoo-hoo! XD I am also proud that I own all of the Fruits...
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    1 Response Feb 18, 2009


    There is only one stupid thing that I am secretly proud of and that was when I rugby tackled a police officer. I was waiting in the car park for a lift, sitting on the wall ,watching the parking attendant putting fines on peoples cars. I got a call from folks to say they where...
    sarahbethuk sarahbethuk
    26-30, F
    3 Responses May 9, 2012

    My Things

    1. I have an innie belly button and it's clearly visible.2. I love the fact that I am super ticklish on the soles of my feet.3. I love being adopted into my family.4. My brothers are gay and my sister is a lesiban, and I am straight.5. I enjoy playing in the rain.There are so...
    hanticklish hanticklish
    18-21, M
    Mar 23, 2012

    I Am Talented...

     ...because not only can I cross my eyes, but I can cross one eye and keep the other one straight, and then I can switch them.  This is a trick you learn when you're stuck in high school history class and forced to watch a video.  I am proud to say I have improved...
    aTenderHeart aTenderHeart
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2008

    One Difference Between Us

    I was bff with a girl that started out as a really good girl. she started to change when we got in middle school. soon, I couldnt stand her. she moved but still went to the same school. She met a Gangster and started dating him. I knew it was only a matter of time before he...
    jessica1230 jessica1230
    1 Response Mar 22, 2012

    My Greatest Achievements

    I can get both my legs behind my head i   caaaaan     type        with myh toedss !!!!!!!!   (I can type with my toes) I can fearlessly eat paracetamols I can make my eyebrows dance I can drink...
    Zarfo Zarfo
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2009

    Yay Me!

    I won the spelling Bee in sixth grade, and again in tenth grade. I was published in a book in 3rd grade. twice. I have a 3.8 GPA.
    Rosyln Rosyln
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 27, 2010

    I'm Proud About the Bank

    I opened a bank account only three years ago and three years ago, I finally learned how to use the ATM machine with my debt card and how to withdraw. I also learned how to deposit cash and checks only a year ago when I started working. Also a year ago, I learned how to swipe a...
    strawberries17 strawberries17
    Sep 12, 2009

    My Kids

    There's usually always a screaming brat running around a store at any given time.  I'm proud of the fact that my kids don't behave that way.  Sure they get whiny, and unruly, but nothing like what I see others kids do. I'm proud of the fact that I have been told...
    tigerdancer77 tigerdancer77
    26-30, F
    Apr 28, 2008

    I'm Proud to Say That..

    Almost everything I know is self-thought
    AlizInWonderland AlizInWonderland
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 12, 2009

    Stupid and Embarrassing

    Hello! On the weekend I was moving some wooden pallets. To make them easier to carry I would rest them on my back and the top of my head. My head slipped in-between the planks on one of them and I couldn’t get it out.I started getting a bit scared because it was heavy and...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    May 20, 2008

    Facebook Is Dumb!

    facebook and i have this love/hate relationship. i LOVE to facebook stalk people! hah! there, i said it. it brings me great joy to filter through your photos and admire your life or laugh at funny looking pictures of you and your friends. anyways, it is terrible when you and your...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 13, 2012

    Cornelius Van Horn

    I knew a guy who was related to the guy that stole the Golden Spike. It was about a hundred years ago and it was during the ceremony for connecting Canada's East Coast Railroad  with it's West Coast Railroad. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Feb 10, 2008

    I Feel Special

    All of my sibling's names start with the letter J...and mine starts with C! also, my reading and writing scores on my GED test were 98 and 99. in my senior english class we had to read a poem in front of the class and mine blew everyone's out of the water. it was so good my...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    May 12, 2008

    I Am Proud To Say....

    I made my first tortilla soup for dinner tonight! Totally from veggies... no meat or chicken since I didn't have any. Fried some macaroni noodles in a pan with a little olive oil until they're golden. Threw water in a pot then the noodles, chopped tomatoes, chopped onions...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2011

    Reduce Reuse And Recycle :)

    Two years ago I started getting serious about recycling. Since then we have been religously recycling all our plastic water jugs and milk jugs, cans, and jars. I have a pretty big collection of reusable shopping bags. We haven't had to use disposable bags in just about 2 years...
    MommyGoneMad MommyGoneMad
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 27, 2011

    I Influenced My Sons Taste In Music

    Once I overheard my son's friend ask my 17 year old son what group sang the song that was playing on the radio. And my son looked at him like he was stupid and said - it's the Vipers - man. And at that moment I knew my daddy duties were complete. Cheers and happy weekend...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Mar 15, 2008

    My Mel Brooks Impression

    I get paid at the end of every work day and at the end of ever month the wife/secretary gives me a pile of checks to sign. Sometimes as I am signing the checks I do a Mel Brooks impression from Blazing Saddles were he has to sign a pile of orphanage foreclosure papers and as...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Jun 3, 2011

    One of the Stupid Things I Am Proud About

    Once as a pedestrian I was hit by a ¾ ton diesel pick up truck with a tandem axel. I put a huge dent in that truck and I am pretty proud about it because it was built Ford Tuff. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jan 29, 2008

    My First Poem

    when I was twelve it's funny I get a chance to share....   The love we once shared what happened to the love we once shared when we talk we know we once cared but now tis gone that once true love but tis born again a snow white dove
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip
    Oct 9, 2008

    What Are Friends For If Not To....

    ...beat up on 'em! In the business I'm in pratical jokes are a way of life, and sometimes they can get rough. Last summer a couple of VERY cute young "ladies" (one 19, the other about 25) were over here and we were doing stock-shots. John, bless his heart, was going to come over...
    Winterchase Winterchase
    56-60, M
    Feb 6, 2012

    Hola Hoop

    I was letting my dog out to do his thing. Mean while I found my hula hoop in the garage. I started to become pretty good. I counted that I could hula hoop 384 times in a row! I'm thinking there has got to be a contest for something like this. If soon I'm still practicing. I...
    shootbang20 shootbang20
    22-25, F
    Jun 20, 2010

    I Wore Them All Night

    Okay so prom night.. i had these pair of high heeled shoes that i had not yet broken in yet (stupid me) Eventually my feet started killing me... I never took them off. I was getting blisters.... but i never took them off.   THEY BROKE!! The strap at the bottom...
    DavesDaughter DavesDaughter
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2009

    The Stupid Little Things I'm Proud of

          The stupid little things I'm proud of: a) I can recite the entire poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe, which, since I have no one to talk to, I recite out loud to myself lol (part of the reason why I'm also in the group "I Talk To...
    lyricalongings lyricalongings
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 11, 2008

    I Did’nt Get Beaver Fever:

    Hello! A few years ago I took a temporary job with BC Forestry. The first day I showed up for work it was very hot outside and all I brought to drink was a thermos full of piping hot coffee. The other guys on the crew were drinking out of the creek and most of them thought that...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    May 12, 2008

    ~<< Spilling The Beans >>~

    I enjoy hearing/reading stories about things people have done/said/been through etc., and so I invite you to share with me your experiences, the good, the bad, the indifferent I want to hear them all. Don’t be shy, I am not one to judge we all have something to be shy about...
    SatinCherryBlossom SatinCherryBlossom
    22-25, F
    Jul 29, 2012

    I Bet I Will End With With Several Stories For This Experience

    one of the biggest things that i have been proud of most of my life- my husband says its a badge of honor- is that i will often fight a fight because it is right and say to hell with the consequences. unfortunately, this has cost me in various areas of my life. the first time...
    kittten kittten
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2008
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