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    I Might Be At a Loss This April Fools

    Hello! I have been pulling April fools jokes on the wife for over 30 years now and she is getting harder to fool because she knows what day it is too and she is on guard so she won't be fooled I have been trying to think up a new April fools joke to play on her this year...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    Jan 16, 2008

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    TH1NKf1rst TH1NKf1rst
    Apr 1, 2016

    Elastic band + the sprayer hose thing next to

    kitchen sinks. Simple, but gets the job done every time.
    dabram71 dabram71
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 15, 2016
    Jessica18K Jessica18K
    18-21, F
    Apr 1, 2016

    I have had a few jokes before

    but not that much anymore i got other things to think about right now
    iqra765 iqra765
    18-21, F
    Mar 31, 2015

    Pantry Trap

    I strung a calandar with yarn, then put it on the top shelf and attached the other end of the string to the inside door handle. On top of the calandar I put paper towels and a tablecloth. My mom opened the door not too long ago and it fell on her. It worked😊
    fungi2752 fungi2752
    18-21, M
    Apr 1, 2013

    This one took some planning

    and thought, but it is going to be legendary! The receptionist at my job drinks a glass of Tang every day at 11am. Well, I have been grinding up prenatal vitamins and spiking her Tang with them, so come April Fools day she will have strong nails and shiny hair! HAHAHA! I...
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    1 Response Feb 15, 2016
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