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Hello! I have been pulling April fools jokes on the wife for over
30 years now and she is getting harder to fool because she knows what
day it is too and she is on guard so she won't be fooled
I have been trying to think up a new April fools joke to play on her this year...
I strung a calandar with yarn, then put it on the top shelf and attached the other end of the string to the inside door handle. On top of the calandar I put paper towels and a tablecloth. My mom opened the door not too long ago and it fell on her. It worked😊
and thought, but it is going to be legendary! The receptionist at my job drinks a glass of Tang every day at 11am. Well, I have been grinding up prenatal vitamins and spiking her Tang with them, so come April Fools day she will have strong nails and shiny hair! HAHAHA! I...