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I Would Like to Yell Fire In a Crowded Theatre

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

    Stoopid Joke

    This reminds me of something my brother did when we were pretty young.  There used to be a joke about wise men coming from "afar" and my brother loved this joke.  He went to school one day and was in gym class.  He began yelling "afar, afar, afar...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Dec 1, 2009

    I Wonder If Anyone Would Take You Seriously?

    I also have urges to yell BOMB on trains... But that would be a baaaaaaaad idea. I don't want to be shot thanks very much. Ha.
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil
    22-25, F
    May 17, 2008

    I Farted and They Fainted

    I was in a crowded elevator in a highrise office building during the morning rush.  As the elevator began its zoom upward, I thought I could slowly and quietly release a fart which had been building up in me since I'd had my hotdog and onions at the stand near the bus stop...
    flutnik flutnik
    41-45, T
    Aug 18, 2009
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