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I Would Rather Be A Smartass Than A Dumbass

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    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    Yeah I'm A Smartass

    If something is annoying, I'm going to call the person on it. I can't stand competitive people! Find your own creativity! I'm not going for the win. It just may turn out that way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    Sassy!

    Well, yeah. I much rather be a smart-mouthed person than the alternative.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    A Nerd But Stupid...

    Lover: 2 + 2 is nor-men conquest!
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    It's A Tough Choice...

    But I really would rather be a smart ***, if I had to really choose. I actually hate people who are like that. But it is better than being dumb!
    EPAngela EPAngela 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    I Am Comfortable With Both

    I'm a pretty smart guy. I know a lot. But, I'm quite comfortable with the reality that there's more in this universe that I don't know than what I do know. On EP, my smartassness comes in lots of colors. I surprise even my closest friends with random episodes of...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Do You Have Any Idea How Difficult It Is For Me To Keep My Mouth Shut?

    You would if you knew me. I can't help but make sarcastic comments about everything. I may be the most sarcastic person since Norm Macdonald. Sometimes when I get on a roll, I just can't shut it down. It's pretty easy to find a setup if you are a smartass. I do love getting in...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2010

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    *Pops Gum* True :)

    I prefer being a smart ***.......why? because it brings out my real *** O.ono really...being sassy with the mouth makes everything else also go like *snaps fingers....does ova'the top hand gesture* heeeey guuurl lolmy *** looks better, my eyes sparkle....my tummy is as flat as a...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic 26-30, F Mar 6, 2013

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    I was trying to come up with how I was going to write this. Then suddenly I was daydreaming of an evil villain named Small Talk exploding through my glass window... PWUUUSSSHHH...
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    There is a saying in my line of work: you can achieve great things in this town as long as you do not seek credit for it. I have found this to be true and although I greatly...
    KnightMoves KnightMoves 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    Talking is easy. It is the actions which are difficult. I would rather have one strong, beautiful gesture, than a thousand spoken words.
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Hi everyone I'm a 61 year old female in my boyfriend is 52 years old he's Puerto Rican and I'm from Boston he speaks very good English has a PhD we have problem understanding each...
    DebOohlala DebOohlala 61-65, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    This is something that I'm trying to get my two brothers to understand. They are both married to women that bring absolutely nothing of value to their lives, and instead, serve as...
    ThirtySevenX ThirtySevenX 46-50, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I know my username is ZADoubleMesser, but I'd rather preferred to be called Zarinah instead. And if you were wondering, no I'm NOT Muslim.
    ZADoubleMesser ZADoubleMesser 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    So i'm rude every once in a while; I don't regret being blunt at times. I admit i'm not innocent at all and i'm completely okay with that. I'm intelligent and I sometimes come off...
    ImmortalMagiKarp ImmortalMagiKarp 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I think i'm going to quit my job. I have a plan to build a business. The thing is i wont make money right away. Anyone know a way to make $1000/mo in the mean time? Is buying...
    Jackway Jackway 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    This is how I am, though I can't say it always works out for the best.
    Polis195 Polis195 36-40, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love this experience. This is also why I LOVE being crushed on or liked in general. Because I know that I'm being myself and not fake at all... And these people like the real me...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    This statement defines me and the way i live my life
    livingtruthfully livingtruthfully 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Honesty is the best policy. I am me and don't care if haters gonna hate.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I've seen it all here. People being catfished, scammed, lied to and misled, I've seen men pretending to be girls, I've seen pedos, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, and sunny days...
    SpiritsInTheMaterialWorld SpiritsInTheMaterialWorld 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I would rather be respected for my personality and heart than what I look like. Looks fade overtime but the kindness in someones heart is forever beautiful.
    foreveralone22 foreveralone22 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Life is like photography. It's not about the view. It's about how you frame it.
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones 46-50 a week ago

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    HELL YESSS!! I hate fake bitchess i just find it so funny that usually the typical highschool clique contains the most goofy immature mental people that only strive to fit in and...
    Metradoll Metradoll 18-21, F a week ago

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    as much as I hate being alone, I would rather not waste my life with the wrong person...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 26

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    Combining my Grammar Nazi and Smartass attitude is always a treat. If someone asks me " Can I use your bathroom"? or "Can I have a soda"? I look at them and ask, "I don't know...
    Writer1967 Writer1967 46-50, M 5 Responses Jun 26

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    I told my manager to send me home today. One more stupid, annoying, complaining customer and I would have completely lost it... I don't feel the same way about my job anymore.. I...
    Jackway Jackway 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    I was talking to some (English) guy at work today, who kindly informed me that Welsh is backwards, insisting that every other language in the world would say “school bus” in...
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 25

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    I like hanging out with guys cause i feel comfortable around them I don't have to worry about them talking behind my back. In my 14 years of living I've had nothing but guy friends...
    sugardoodoo sugardoodoo 13-15, F Jun 23

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    I wish he just would have been honest about what he was doing and has been doing. That he never intended to stop rather than act like he was. I hate all the lies he's fed me and...
    sp7799 sp7799 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I'd rather be understanding but when people start being mean I'm like screw it and call it as I see it .... :/
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    people always say that I'm a smartass like all the time and I'm just like I can't help it .
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 19

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    I'm not really active in pursuing friendships. This can be a bad thing. Someone once observed to me that I was a bit like an amoeba - I just let things happen. This has led to...
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 6 Responses Jun 18

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    6 months ago i was planning a trip with 3 of my friends! The girl lets call it F was supposed to let as stay at her house! 2days before the trip the other 2 girls cancelled the...
    helpadvisor helpadvisor 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    No matter what I'd rather get the truth than be lied to, at least I can then defend myself through knowledge...
    Jhayne8 Jhayne8 31-35, F Jun 16

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    Don't like your present circumstances ? Change them, you're not a tree.
    PoutingEnigma PoutingEnigma 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 16

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    Sometimes I am so grateful that I am free from the most oppressive relationship I've ever had and I can now spend time with who I like, travel where I want to and say what I like...
    pinkkitten17 pinkkitten17 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 14

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    I also would rather people not keep things from me. It always feels the same as a lie.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 13

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    Than with someone who is not right for me. And I feel does not fit into my life or my long term plans. I don't want to feel another piece of me have to be hidden or suppressed or...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F Jun 13

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    Than with people I can't be myslef with or feel that understand or have a deep meaningful connection to. I would rather be myself than feel depleted and drained. Friendships and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 13

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    There are some internally beautiful & interesting people out there. And wherever I go, even if it's a work event or something, I try to talk to at least one stranger n get to know...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 13

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