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I Would Rather Be A Smartass Than A Dumbass

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    Yeah I'm A Smartass

    If something is annoying, I'm going to call the person on it. I can't stand competitive people! Find your own creativity! I'm not going for the win. It just may turn out that way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    I Am Comfortable With Both

    I'm a pretty smart guy. I know a lot. But, I'm quite comfortable with the reality that there's more in this universe that I don't know than what I do know. On EP, my smartassness comes in lots of colors. I surprise even my closest friends with random episodes of...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Do You Have Any Idea How Difficult It Is For Me To Keep My Mouth Shut?

    You would if you knew me. I can't help but make sarcastic comments about everything. I may be the most sarcastic person since Norm Macdonald. Sometimes when I get on a roll, I just can't shut it down. It's pretty easy to find a setup if you are a smartass. I do love getting in...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2010

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    It's A Tough Choice...

    But I really would rather be a smart ***, if I had to really choose. I actually hate people who are like that. But it is better than being dumb!
    EPAngela EPAngela 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    Sassy!

    Well, yeah. I much rather be a smart-mouthed person than the alternative.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    A Nerd But Stupid...

    Lover: 2 + 2 is nor-men conquest!
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    *Pops Gum* True :)

    I prefer being a smart ***.......why? because it brings out my real *** O.ono really...being sassy with the mouth makes everything else also go like *snaps fingers....does ova'the top hand gesture* heeeey guuurl lolmy *** looks better, my eyes sparkle....my tummy is as flat as a...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic 26-30, F Mar 6, 2013

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    What does it even mean to be "Normal"? Hmmm? Is it like those people that sit in an office all day wearing suits and answering phones? Maybe no jokes being told? No sense of humor...
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    I’ve been with the same person for thirty years. I knew very early on that we were a mismatch, but twenty-six years ago, when I told him that we should go our separate ways, he...
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    I have met many wrong people, that sounded good at the time. I'd rather be alone forever, then have 5 minutes of good, then 10 of bad.
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    I rather stay home with my son then to go out with a "friend". Don't really have many of those anyways. I would say they are more like acquaintances. Now a days you can't trust...
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    I'm myself on here ....to a point . I joke a lot ...but there is more to me than just jokes ...but you will never see it . I'm private and prefer to keep things that way .
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    I couldn't do it. it would be like living half of a life to me. I can't try to force a dynamic that is clearly not right for me or another person. in the end, we'd both be in each...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F Sep 28

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    I love animals and thank nature for that!
    azzalyss azzalyss 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    Yup! The whole world would be a whole lot better place to live in if everyone followed the suite. :)
    PoojaTimberlake PoojaTimberlake 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 21

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    It's a good job isn't it...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    another case of Self-fulfilment? Looks like I achieved it. What do I get? I get to be left alone.
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Other people's perception of me is none of my business...
    pyeito pyeito 31-35, M Sep 24

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    "Normal" is a concept I have very little use for. Not even as a setting on a washing machine.
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M Sep 25

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    My life is ******. Even though i want a girlfriend, I don't know where to find a girlfriend. I don't even know how to talk to girls anymore. Its been a long time sadly. Girls...
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    At least when dealing with my enemies, I know where they're coming from. I know not to trust them and watch my back. I know what to expect with them: TROUBLE. With friends, I...
    SonofSomebody SonofSomebody 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    “I’m loyal, but it always seems like I’m loyal to the wrong people.”
    kweekiee kweekiee 13-15, F Oct 13

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    “I’m loyal, but it always seems like I’m loyal to the wrong people.”
    kweekiee kweekiee 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    Thats what i have right now - 0 friends in real (but i have many online friends and thats all i need)
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm going crazy trying to make everyone happy without sugar coating everything -.-
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    I sit alone, on this moonlit night as the world slumbers, I sit awake perched on my tree of thoughts, I watch time float by I watch her from up above the trees as she makes her way...
    xxUltraVioletxx xxUltraVioletxx 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I can't remember who coined this phrase, but it's deep! We all present a persona to the world but keep back a little so we can deal with life. It is secretive, but it is honest...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I really want to be out on the road, with a unique destination in mind. One far from here. One with promise. And company. Take me away... 
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Experience Project was started by a group of people who had multiple Scherloris. It was intended as a self help group. MS is a very disabling illness especially in its more...
    Drwho1963 Drwho1963 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    Stop saying what you are going to do and show me. I would rather see than hear! anyone else with me.?
    Dsanders13 Dsanders13 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    Like I always say, it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Djcman331 Djcman331 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    I've been accused of this. I've had people tell me they thought I was a serious a-hole because of my responses to some things, but then, when someone started making fun of me and...
    karlmartink karlmartink 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Not gonna lie, looks can be important too. But people who take one look at someone and say "they are ugly, why would anyone date them?" are stupid. I would rather date an ugly guy...
    iiCHARLIii iiCHARLIii 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I would rather be sad than bitter as to be bitter causes bitterness in your life that will poison it to its core and if your sad its a simple case of changing what makes you sad...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Im not much of a talk on the phone kind of guy anyways....It makes my ear hot and it gets annoying having to hold the phone in the same position for a while. I will talk on the...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 9

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    I hate small talk. It's awkward for me. I would rather have intellectual conversations. Something deep, something that I can write about, not just chitchat..
    euphorian euphorian 16-17, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    All round would I like to recommend CPDK, Sure Completely. Its not swanky, its not low-cost, it is COMPLETELY comforting, and also you do truly feel like you can find nowhere else...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    I have always hated liars as I see no point in it. If you are honest with people the least you can do is expect it in return. I would rather know the truth no matter what! There...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 9

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    To my best friend!!! Thank you for being you and for letting me be me. Thank you for letting me feel so much like myself when I’m with you. Thank you for not making me wear any...
    blabweekly blabweekly 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I would like to thank everyone who responded to my last experience. I'm going to bed now, but do feel free to inbox me whenever you want to have some fun. Good night.
    PrincessMelancholia PrincessMelancholia 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Sometimes I'm accused of being a dumbass too...
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    But. But. The educational type. And involuntarily so. Not intentionally. All intentions fail. Am cursed that way. Good luck hits me on accident. Bad luck...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 30

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    Its better than email and text.
    redvelvetfairy redvelvetfairy 41-45, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I always seem to be a smartass to everyone, if someone asks "what's up?" I reply with "the sky". Do you get me?
    QueenOfFire212 QueenOfFire212 26-30, F 41 Responses Sep 23

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    I love being a smartass sometimes!
    courtneyyyx331 courtneyyyx331 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 24

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