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I Would Rather Be A Smartass Than A Dumbass

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    Sassy!

    Well, yeah. I much rather be a smart-mouthed person than the alternative.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    I Am Comfortable With Both

    I'm a pretty smart guy. I know a lot. But, I'm quite comfortable with the reality that there's more in this universe that I don't know than what I do know. On EP, my smartassness comes in lots of colors. I surprise even my closest friends with random episodes of...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    A Nerd But Stupid...

    Lover: 2 + 2 is nor-men conquest!
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    Do You Have Any Idea How Difficult It Is For Me To Keep My Mouth Shut?

    You would if you knew me. I can't help but make sarcastic comments about everything. I may be the most sarcastic person since Norm Macdonald. Sometimes when I get on a roll, I just can't shut it down. It's pretty easy to find a setup if you are a smartass. I do love getting in...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2010

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    *Pops Gum* True :)

    I prefer being a smart ***.......why? because it brings out my real *** O.ono really...being sassy with the mouth makes everything else also go like *snaps fingers....does ova'the top hand gesture* heeeey guuurl lolmy *** looks better, my eyes sparkle....my tummy is as flat as a...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic 26-30, F Mar 6, 2013

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    It's A Tough Choice...

    But I really would rather be a smart ***, if I had to really choose. I actually hate people who are like that. But it is better than being dumb!
    EPAngela EPAngela 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    Yeah I'm A Smartass

    If something is annoying, I'm going to call the person on it. I can't stand competitive people! Find your own creativity! I'm not going for the win. It just may turn out that way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    Love playing would you rather lol its so funny ;)
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    Where is the line between small talk and conversations that mean something? In my experience, it always seems that small talk is relative to your attitude. Small talk with a...
    thatspositivenergy thatspositivenergy 31-35, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Small talk is a waste of life, unless it leads into some real talk :)
    chloejustchloe chloejustchloe 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love being sarcastic and I actually consider it a strength. it has come to my attention that a lot of people don't like it, especially when your 36 and it isn't 'cute' anymore. I...
    shadyshadow shadyshadow 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have grown up in a small town in western Colorado with not much to do and it has been extremely boring for me. Sure I have friends at school but there just doesn't seem to be...
    katiemitchell katiemitchell 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    because i'm tired of this social stigma where you have to put a normal facade just to be cool
    Unknown3455 Unknown3455 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Thinking before I speak? Lol a long process in the making but I can be such a smartass and most of the time there's no reason smh or because that person just opened the door for it...
    Clipz4her Clipz4her 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 26

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    Do we ever actually ask impersonal questions? A few widely accepted questions that can be asked to acquaintances and long-term relations alike: How are you? - We simply cannot...
    AAJames AAJames 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 25

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    I like to watch others enjoying themselves.
    Blackbandit12 Blackbandit12 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ***.
    FeelingPeachy FeelingPeachy 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 24

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    You see what I mean you dirty bastard you???
    Workingclassman Workingclassman 31-35, M Aug 24

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    Even though the truths about ourselves are not pleasing, it is better to stay real than to fake ourselves by hiding behind the shadows of others. A bitter truth is way better than...
    fuwhat fuwhat 18-21, M Aug 23

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    Christmas74 Christmas74 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 22

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    Exactly! I HATE having my picture taken. I would rather be the one TAKING the pictures!
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 22

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    all the time...im a total nudist and it sucks to live with people
    JK1945 JK1945 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Than hear a million of your lies, Why do you continue this charade when we both know it's not true, If I'm not worth the truth... What am I worth to you???? Nothing absolutely...
    HisBeautifulDisaster HisBeautifulDisaster 36-40, F Aug 21

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    I think this experience is too dismissive of small talk. Sorry, but small talk is a fine way to get to know someone or to find out if you want to get to know someone. I suspect...
    Gladhander Gladhander 36-40, M 5 Responses Aug 21

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    I'm always there when they have problems, but when I'm the one who needs them they magically disappear.
    PRS021 PRS021 22-25, T 2 Responses Aug 20

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    http://youtu.be/yHiUitciuJ8
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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 13

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