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I Would Rather Be A Smartass Than A Dumbass

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    Sassy!

    Well, yeah. I much rather be a smart-mouthed person than the alternative.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    Do You Have Any Idea How Difficult It Is For Me To Keep My Mouth Shut?

    You would if you knew me. I can't help but make sarcastic comments about everything. I may be the most sarcastic person since Norm Macdonald. Sometimes when I get on a roll, I just can't shut it down. It's pretty easy to find a setup if you are a smartass. I do love getting in...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2010

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    *Pops Gum* True :)

    I prefer being a smart ***.......why? because it brings out my real *** O.ono really...being sassy with the mouth makes everything else also go like *snaps fingers....does ova'the top hand gesture* heeeey guuurl lolmy *** looks better, my eyes sparkle....my tummy is as flat as a...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic 26-30, F Mar 6, 2013

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    It's A Tough Choice...

    But I really would rather be a smart ***, if I had to really choose. I actually hate people who are like that. But it is better than being dumb!
    EPAngela EPAngela 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    A Nerd But Stupid...

    Lover: 2 + 2 is nor-men conquest!
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    I Am Comfortable With Both

    I'm a pretty smart guy. I know a lot. But, I'm quite comfortable with the reality that there's more in this universe that I don't know than what I do know. On EP, my smartassness comes in lots of colors. I surprise even my closest friends with random episodes of...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 8 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Yeah I'm A Smartass

    If something is annoying, I'm going to call the person on it. I can't stand competitive people! Find your own creativity! I'm not going for the win. It just may turn out that way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    if you have any news good or bad i would rather hear it from the person that has something to say rather than other people cause by time it make it to me there story has been...
    DBsw1990 DBsw1990 22-25, M Jul 9

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    I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like it when people invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them...
    foreignindulgence foreignindulgence 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I think that we have lost the ability to talk to one another in person. Case in point, my own mother would rather express her issues via text than talk to people about it. What is...
    SemiAthleticFoodieChick93 SemiAthleticFoodieChick93 18-21, F 17 hrs ago

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    Recently I met this guy on Facebook he went to high school with some childhood friends of mine also. He's sooo hot nd seems smart, he doesn't drink or go clubbing or smoke what so...
    marieshineh marieshineh 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I think we grow from relationships: good ones, bad ones, mediocre ones. I believe one can only learn what they're like in a relationship empirically. So yeah, I'd rather be with...
    LipstickShield LipstickShield 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Being a creative mind, destruction isn't really in my nature. I draw, make music, take pictures, let's just say I 'create' things on a daily basis. This is a part of me you could...
    AlphaOmega13 AlphaOmega13 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    Fake and adored lol no way! Gotta be yourself and it doesnt matter if you are hared or adored,there is always people with taste for all.What matters is what make us grow,so yeah...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Way back in college i used to party every weekends with my friends, but after graduation and keeping yourself busy with work and saving money for your own expenses i'd rather stay...
    jellynecaryl jellynecaryl 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I cannot understand why people don't like to listen to the suggestions of someone who is younger than them.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    I have always, and always will be, myself. I am happy with the fact that I have a 'contradictory' personality (who doesn't? It's part of being human) and really don't care when...
    randomlygenerated randomlygenerated 18-21, F Jul 5

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    so many people believe that they should tell lies to cover the disgusting nature of their actions but in truth , nothing is more beautiful than the utterances of truth , because...
    Nichalas Nichalas 22-25, M Jul 10

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    Played the role of a third wheel or loner today with 9 people in our group. Nobody made an effort to talk to me today. I guess I'm "annoying" as my "best friend" would say. God, I...
    Maq98 Maq98 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I didn't think I would end up on my own. Two sons, one failed marriage and one long term relationship behind me, I still believe in love and marriage. Just wish I could have my...
    Littlemisspixie Littlemisspixie 51-55, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    If I could I would live underwater. Take a break from the biosphere and go under for a little bit :)
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F Jul 6

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    I'm about to work my last two night shifts at 7-eleven I really won't miss this place overall. I will miss some of my customers but I might see them anyways. Nothing is changing...
    alcool91 alcool91 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 25

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    This is so true...but I'm so lonely waiting for a "right" person
    amandapanda88 amandapanda88 26-30, F 7 Responses Jun 29

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    Therefore, I love you all ^^
    Xxina Xxina 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    I used to like being popular with a lot of friends until I realized, what I'd deal with. now I have 3 friends
    princecold princecold 13-15, M Jul 4

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    Life is too short to waste it trapped in unfulfilling relatiomships. I was married for close to a year, and I'm so much happier and satisfied picking and choosing with whom I...
    thegirlnobodyknows thegirlnobodyknows 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    yes alone.. if someone cant stand and fight for your love.. why do they have to stay in a relationship.. ? Love is an experience but not a rehearsal of feelings and emotions. Love...
    sheshe39 sheshe39 26-30, F Jul 15

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    Why waste time on a person that u know that doesn't give a f **** about u .
    romi777 romi777 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I definitely find nudity a more comfortable and refreshing way to live. It feels like whatever worries you had when you wore clothes don't matter anymore once they slip off. When...
    madamebovary86 madamebovary86 46-50, F 7 Responses Jun 27

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    No one loves someone like be ill live like this then
    Darlinghton Darlinghton 18-21, M Jul 8

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    I have this thing against calling people. I get anxious if I have to call someone. With some people, it's not a problem, but calling people out of the blue makes me nervous. I...
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Would rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    I hate being alone....but I really hated being unhappy....and that's what I was....unhappy with my marriage...everything about it....except my two beautiful daughter's...
    SimplyK SimplyK 51-55, M 6 Responses Jun 25

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    Sometimes I just feel like it's too much work to get ready to go somewhere and I would rather just relax and sit on the couch. And then I have my days I want to be anywhere but...
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    I have seen some profiles here, where people have thousands of friends, and I don't see the sense in that. I would rather have a small circle of friends, to chat with, but yet be...
    strafer008 strafer008 51-55, M 4 Responses Jun 23

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    I would rather stay at home then go out. It is peaceful at home and there is usually nobody to bother you. Then again, I do not have much time to go out. The life of a teacher is a...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Bitterness may lead you to ultimate destruction. It gives you a bright idea to say things people would rather not hear/know. It often leads to break-ups. On the other hand, sadness...
    wildrose1806 wildrose1806 22-25 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Unfortunately, My husband and I were pretty much pushed into it by both our families. I had a baby in high school and the biological Father took off. I was friends with my...
    HotBoxDatRocks HotBoxDatRocks 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I would rather be hurt by the truth, than live happily with a lie
    Elizabeth1411 Elizabeth1411 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    talking on the phone with never been one of my favorite activities. Neither has texting! to me, when you text or talk on the phone, you lose so much in the conversation I mean if...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I would rather someone be honest with me than lie because they don't want to admit the truth. In the end that would hurt less.
    curiousgirl1214 curiousgirl1214 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I don't want to wait for the down set date cause I would rather end it all tonight. If I mean anything to you I'm sorry, but I've made up my mind. Bulls in the Bronx- Pierce the...
    StemLyfe StemLyfe 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    never had a girlfriend but there was one girl that I wanted as my girlfriend that also wanted our relationship to an open one meaning she wanted to have other lovers. I didn't like...
    beachboy14u beachboy14u 18-21, T 4 Responses Jul 3

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    I would like to thank you God, Jesus and my angel for my life. For a thousand chances when I have screwed up. For trusting me, for loving me unconditionally, for giving a second...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love the idea of witches apprentices A lot of the time new witches don't know what they are doing and old witches just look at them and say "figure it out yourself" It's true...
    lostwonderingsoul lostwonderingsoul 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    I really would like to thank you... For the ability to realise now that I made the right choice not to go into debt to save your sorry ***. Caveat Emptor Pearl
    SteelPearl SteelPearl 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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