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I Would Rather Be A Smartass Than A Dumbass

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    It's A Tough Choice...

    But I really would rather be a smart ***, if I had to really choose. I actually hate people who are like that. But it is better than being dumb!
    EPAngela EPAngela 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    Sassy!

    Well, yeah. I much rather be a smart-mouthed person than the alternative.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    *Pops Gum* True :)

    I prefer being a smart ***.......why? because it brings out my real *** O.ono really...being sassy with the mouth makes everything else also go like *snaps fingers....does ova'the top hand gesture* heeeey guuurl lolmy *** looks better, my eyes sparkle....my tummy is as flat as a...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic 26-30, F Mar 6, 2013

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    A Nerd But Stupid...

    Lover: 2 + 2 is nor-men conquest!
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    Yeah I'm A Smartass

    If something is annoying, I'm going to call the person on it. I can't stand competitive people! Find your own creativity! I'm not going for the win. It just may turn out that way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    I Am Comfortable With Both

    I'm a pretty smart guy. I know a lot. But, I'm quite comfortable with the reality that there's more in this universe that I don't know than what I do know. On EP, my smartassness comes in lots of colors. I surprise even my closest friends with random episodes of...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Do You Have Any Idea How Difficult It Is For Me To Keep My Mouth Shut?

    You would if you knew me. I can't help but make sarcastic comments about everything. I may be the most sarcastic person since Norm Macdonald. Sometimes when I get on a roll, I just can't shut it down. It's pretty easy to find a setup if you are a smartass. I do love getting in...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2010

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