I Would Rather Vote For Tina Fey

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    Well if that's how you want to play it. I got in a fucktarded debate with somebody about how it's an injustice for political parties to expect tax payers to foot the bill for...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    You dreamed instead of did. You wished instead of tried. they kept all motives hid. You cry because they lied. We told you to awaken Your rights are being taken Your lives you have...
    SofiaLongino SofiaLongino
    46-50, F
    Apr 18
    Would anymore like to PM? Xx
    NiamhM NiamhM
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    I realized that. A few firefighters and I went to party and I realized how much I hated it. It wasn't for me. I threw up a lot, I couldn't think striaght. and if I GOT CAUGHT I was...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt
    18-21, F
    Apr 16
    My mom turned a blind eye but she did tell me to watch my back with my older sisters. Since her death my sisters took me for everything my mom left me. I have friends that are my...
    flamingorose22 flamingorose22
    61-65, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    there's a quote.. if you can't love me at my worst, then you can't have me at my best!
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    Apr 16
    So this what President Obama does on his free time http://imaconhou.tumblr.com/post/142896068411
    martinez1993 martinez1993
    22-25, M
    Apr 16
    I'm sorta ok with text. But face to face is easier for me, though that's hard too! Something about eye contact makes me feel a little calmer. If I think someone thinks something...
    GeekyFatChick GeekyFatChick
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    I wish I could go back it time. Specifically to being 14. This was when my parents moved me from the Seattle Bay Area (the cities on/near the Pudged Sound) to the Mississippi Gulf...
    nightlydemon nightlydemon
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 14
    With EP shutting down in a matter of days, we're running out of time and options for the community. So I'd like to offer one. I've made a website. It isn't done, but it's decently...
    DyanWerewolf DyanWerewolf
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    With EP shutting down in a matter of days, we're running out of time and options for the community. So I'd like to offer one. I've made a website. It isn't done, but it's decently...
    DyanWerewolf DyanWerewolf
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    Being almost completely blind has robbed of me some independence. We want what we cannot have, so I've always strived for indepence, freedom, etc. Slowly, though, I'm realising...
    AsYetNameless AsYetNameless
    13-15, T
    1 Response Apr 14
    I had a best friend and he hired me to work for him. I did and when I did he started hitting on me. I felt sorry for him bc I knew his marriage sucked so I let it roll off my...
    ceg333 ceg333
    36-40, F
    Apr 13
    People do this all the time. It is so disrespectful to say God's name in vain. I think it would be more appropriate to say 'gosh' or something other than God.
    AbigailBrooklyn AbigailBrooklyn
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    the mysteries of the human heart. we all respond to our world and events differently. some pour out their heart like blood from a severed artery. some quietly smoulder. some...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Apr 13
    ForcedCrosssdressingStory Pt1 Hey people! Well...This was a huge embarrassing experience that has happened recently. I went to my Aunt Kaitlen's house for 2 weeks because my...
    HiMyNameIsBlank101 HiMyNameIsBlank101
    22-25, M
    Apr 12
    I was friends with these two other girls, A and B. One would say we were the bestest of friends since form 1 to 3. However, during our form three years, there was another addition...
    lunamcmxcix lunamcmxcix
    16-17, F
    Apr 11
    Christian Greed https://dochub.com/timesoftrouble/kWbzzO/christian-greed What can truly amaze a genuine believer that looks only to the Father is just how true his words on world...
    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    Apr 11
    If I could I'd fly away. I'd morph myself and change my name. To find the one, my heart desires, Someone who really knows me. We'd be friends-- maybe more than friends. And we...
    ProxyVox ProxyVox
    18-21, M
    Apr 11
    hahaha....I smile because I now realised I'm not the only lady that loves Foreign men.well it's not easy for Africans cos there are not many white people here.those who come here...
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    First and foremost, I have been serious about my relationship with the Father since I was in my 20's....not to say, I haven't made some really bad choices (choices that a person...
    LetsShareStories LetsShareStories
    61-65, F
    4 Responses Apr 10
    So with my unexpected happiness lately, I've been remembering things. Things that were supposed to die so long ago. But why am I so happy and remembering things that I've...
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    I certainly hope Clinton wins presidency. Between all the nominees I think she is the only one that speaks truth for what this country needs. Truly who would like to have...
    mcarden1993 mcarden1993
    22-25, M
    Apr 6
    problem is i get both but i understand how i am my own worst enemy in this. how i manage to drive away any who would try to be close. its amazing if you look at it in a detached...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Apr 6
    problem is i get both but i understand how i am my own worst enemy in this. how i manage to drive away any who would try to be close. its amazing if you look at it in a detached...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Apr 6
    For you I would if I could..... Build a time machine, so I could go back and change it. Understand what you said when you said it the first time. Show you I mean every word I'm...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 6
    Time flies so fast. it was just like yesterday I'm still holding his hand, cooking him breakfast, doing his dishes, sleeping at his side, waking up on his arms, laughing together...
    ohsyrcira ohsyrcira
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 5
    so i know that looks and stuff is something people look for while looking for a relationship... i on the other hand am not like that. what matters to me is personality. i know alot...
    alyssapenn32 alyssapenn32
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    Mommy is voting for Hillary. Daddy is voting for Hillary. Andrew and Kristopher is voting for Bernie. Priscilla for Hillary and Chassidy for Bernie and me for Obama.
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    dear Chip, i got the tickets baby... I'm so sorry i missed her appearance the first time around. but some how, some way... i knew that she would be coming back to this tiny...
    VeritasAequitas VeritasAequitas
    31-35, F
    Apr 3
    I work from home, if you are interested in an opportunity see my profile, UK ONLY.
    savemoney savemoney
    41-45, F
    Apr 3
    I'd love to wake up a girl and go through puberty rather then just wake up having already gone through it I'd love and enjoy it all even if it was painful mentally or physically I...
    Lizzy907 Lizzy907
    22-25, T
    1 Response Apr 2
    im watching the new star wars right now all by myself... i wish!i had my dream girl here right now... we would cuddle while we watched it. i would gently rest my head on her belly...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    22-25, M
    Apr 1
    You can change your looks, but your personality is your forever, you are who you are! Looks is skin deep, but your personality goes down to your soul!
    texas2themax texas2themax
    56-60
    Apr 1
    I am like the right-hand person of my manager - not an assistant manager, just someone she can rely on to take care the rest of the department. One day, when she was away...
    littlemisslight littlemisslight
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 1
    I like women with meat in them,I like curvy women. I don't like women who are nothing but bones. So any women with curves come chat 😊. What's your preference?
    WolfxRain WolfxRain
    22-25, M
    Apr 1
    As you may have read, EP will be closing down the site at the end of the month. I would like to invite everyone to a relatively new site that I like called omorashi.online. Go...
    ishatgoats ishatgoats
    36-40, M
    Apr 1
    As you may have read, EP will be closing down the site at the end of the month. I would like to invite everyone to a relatively new site that I like called omorashi.online. Go...
    ishatgoats ishatgoats
    36-40, M
    Apr 1
    I have lots of stories to tell and I would love to get stories too WARNING : my stories have lots of taboo and age gap details recommended for : guys and girls who like anything...
    SirPicsAlot SirPicsAlot
    18-21, M
    Mar 31
    We should accept each other no matter our differences. If we were all the same it would be boring and we would end up hating each other probably.
    cofeeandcookies cofeeandcookies
    18-21, M
    Mar 31
    So my bf is underway right now. And I received a message from a girl stating he has been cheating on me with her. I am freaking out. How should I ask him? Any recommendations on...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 31
    I would rather be fighting with someone than them just fighting for me.
    ollifer ollifer
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 31
    Hey if anyone would like to chat, feel free to message me! Thanks!
    manderson1134 manderson1134
    22-25, M
    Mar 31
    I would love to have one. .. Message me if you can give me one Peace of mind is needed
    Corleone1111 Corleone1111
    22-25, M
    Mar 31
    So I have a guy friend who acts like a girl. Today i found out he was gay. and that he gave someone a...blow ...yeah you get me. But they werent thinking and they asked me for a...
    darknetobsession200 darknetobsession200
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    Since I was born, my cousins have bullied me non-stop. My parents didn't protect me from them. They are my dad's nephews and he didn't want to turn against their parents because he...
    Candace2Min Candace2Min
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Mar 31
    Hey all we are gay couple completely straight acting with good looks. We are in a relationship since past 8 years,we are 28 and 26 years old and looking for asexual/lesbian/single...
    mocsearch10 mocsearch10
    26-30, M
    Mar 31
    Hey all we are gay couple completely straight acting with good looks. We are in a relationship since past 8 years,we are 28 and 26 years old and looking for asexual/lesbian/single...
    mocsearch10 mocsearch10
    26-30, M
    Mar 31
    Hey all we are gay couple completely straight acting with good looks. We are in a relationship since past 8 years,we are 28 and 26 years old and looking for asexual/lesbian/single...
    mocsearch10 mocsearch10
    26-30, M
    Mar 31
    OPEN HEAVENS FELLOWSHIP DAILY DEVOTION LOVE NEVER FAILS 1 Corinthians 13:8 (AMP) Love never fails [never fades out or becomes obsolete or comes to an end]. As for prophecy (the...
    ganyoji ganyoji
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    More Parents Need To Go Back To Laying Down The Law and Giving Their Children Hometraining-I saw a kid being a total brat and throwing a tantrum in the middle of the store,because...
    2ndBorn1stSon 2ndBorn1stSon
    22-25, M
    Mar 30
    I would too, and I will give him one in return!
    CindyGurl6969 CindyGurl6969
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Mar 30
    If this whole "deleting/freezing EP" thing is real and not an April Fool's prank by the EPAdmins, then I would love to say some things. And I do hope the people I'm about to...
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Mar 30
    Would love to be spitroasted by two guys
    shaddy101 shaddy101
    16-17, F
    Mar 30
    I Want to Know What You Would Do if you are called a b!@#$ by a road raging guy you don't know? Would you cuss them out or would you let it go?
    plumbay plumbay
    36-40, F
    Mar 30
    no one has opinions or personalities of their own anymore
    liljules liljules
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 29
    I would go back in time and fix all the mistakes I made. I'd fix losing the one person I truly did love. I'd fix me becoming a ******* to everyone I know. There are so many things...
    Joshisthename Joshisthename
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Mar 29
    I would totally let this one guy in my class fondle me. Cuz damn he cute
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 29
    I never thought it would come down to this. That I would have to write my first story on EP in such sad circumstances. I had so much to tell and I had thought I would celebrate 10...
    chilloutab2 chilloutab2
    36-40, M
    Mar 29
    People tend to judge accordingly to what they just saw or heard. But to think the other perspective of that, they don't. They do care Reputation which can be fake But the...
    GoddessNympho20 GoddessNympho20
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 29
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